1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the শীর্ষ of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy ভালুক and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. আপনি hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as আপনি can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say আপনি were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a যেভাবে খুশী person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive আপনি cheated on me with that whore" and point to a যেভাবে খুশী girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If আপনি are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If আপনি are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz অথবা dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.

A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the পরবর্তি week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told আপনি I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell আপনি again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can আপনি tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."

everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana

just because আপনি প্রণয় someone else doesn't mean আপনি have to break one আরো heart.
-alana

everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana

it doesn't matter how আপনি look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana

life is never the same, আপনি can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana

believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana

if আপনি dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana

life is precious with who your with, not with who আপনি want to be with.
-Alana

why be who your not, when আপনি can enjoy being who আপনি are.
-Alana

if আপনি let yourself down, আপনি let everyone behind আপনি down.
-Alana

your first প্রণয় will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana