There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the পালঙ্ক with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 মাস later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It looks like আপনি should খুঁজুন Penny Johnson's house first."Said the detective."Thanks Joe!"Josie said.
She got in her car and drove to her best friend's enemy's house."Oh,If she did it she's gonna be flipping sorry!"Josie knocked on the door."Who is it?"Said Penny."FBI!Open the door!"Josie said.Then she heard a glass break as she heard foot steps run.
"GET BACK HER আপনি BI***!!"Josie Yelled as she broke the door down."Penny!!!PENNY!!!WHERE THE FREAKING CRAP ARE YOU!!!!I WANNA ASK আপনি SOME QUESTIONS!!"Josie said."Josie?"She ব্যক্ত as she came downstairs."Sit down Penny!I hope you're aware the Kate Middenstone Died!I think it had something to do with you!"Josie said."Kate died?How!"Penny asked."DON'T PLAY STUPID WITH ME!I Know আপনি guys were enemy!"Josie Said."Oh!Is it about that time in third grade when আপনি গাউন her from me!!!!I'M OVER IT!"Penny confessed."Really?Cause that's not why!!I meant when আপনি tripped her outside when she skinned her hand and knees!You said:"THAT'S WHAT আপনি GET FOR REPLACING ME!!I WILL GET MY REVENGE!"Remember that?"Josie protested."Yes but I wouldn't kill her!Then I would be killed দ্বারা the FBI!"Penny said.
"You ARE a suspect though!You might have not known আপনি killed her,"Josie put her hand on the টেবিল in front of Penny."But আপনি COULD HAVE!You will be brought to the Court!So get ready!"Josie ব্যক্ত as she walked out.
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the পালঙ্ক with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 মাস later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It looks like আপনি should খুঁজুন Penny Johnson's house first."Said the detective."Thanks Joe!"Josie said.
She got in her car and drove to her best friend's enemy's house."Oh,If she did it she's gonna be flipping sorry!"Josie knocked on the door."Who is it?"Said Penny."FBI!Open the door!"Josie said.Then she heard a glass break as she heard foot steps run.
"GET BACK HER আপনি BI***!!"Josie Yelled as she broke the door down."Penny!!!PENNY!!!WHERE THE FREAKING CRAP ARE YOU!!!!I WANNA ASK আপনি SOME QUESTIONS!!"Josie said."Josie?"She ব্যক্ত as she came downstairs."Sit down Penny!I hope you're aware the Kate Middenstone Died!I think it had something to do with you!"Josie said."Kate died?How!"Penny asked."DON'T PLAY STUPID WITH ME!I Know আপনি guys were enemy!"Josie Said."Oh!Is it about that time in third grade when আপনি গাউন her from me!!!!I'M OVER IT!"Penny confessed."Really?Cause that's not why!!I meant when আপনি tripped her outside when she skinned her hand and knees!You said:"THAT'S WHAT আপনি GET FOR REPLACING ME!!I WILL GET MY REVENGE!"Remember that?"Josie protested."Yes but I wouldn't kill her!Then I would be killed দ্বারা the FBI!"Penny said.
"You ARE a suspect though!You might have not known আপনি killed her,"Josie put her hand on the টেবিল in front of Penny."But আপনি COULD HAVE!You will be brought to the Court!So get ready!"Josie ব্যক্ত as she walked out.
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see আপনি again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I ব্যক্ত YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do আপনি mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the প্রদর্শনী today! BYE! I HOPE আপনি ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the শীর্ষ of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy ভালুক and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. আপনি hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as আপনি can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say আপনি were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a যেভাবে খুশী person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive আপনি cheated on me with that whore" and point to a যেভাবে খুশী girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If আপনি are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If আপনি are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz অথবা dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy ভালুক and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. আপনি hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as আপনি can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say আপনি were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a যেভাবে খুশী person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive আপনি cheated on me with that whore" and point to a যেভাবে খুশী girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If আপনি are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If আপনি are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz অথবা dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the পরবর্তি week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told আপনি I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell আপনি again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can আপনি tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the পরবর্তি week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told আপনি I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell আপনি again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can আপনি tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because আপনি প্রণয় someone else doesn't mean আপনি have to break one আরো heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how আপনি look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, আপনি can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if আপনি dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who আপনি want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when আপনি can enjoy being who আপনি are.
-Alana
if আপনি let yourself down, আপনি let everyone behind আপনি down.
-Alana
your first প্রণয় will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because আপনি প্রণয় someone else doesn't mean আপনি have to break one আরো heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how আপনি look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, আপনি can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if আপনি dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who আপনি want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when আপনি can enjoy being who আপনি are.
-Alana
if আপনি let yourself down, আপনি let everyone behind আপনি down.
-Alana
your first প্রণয় will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana