যেভাবে খুশী Article: Death & A GUY

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posted by -Yusha-

Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."

Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the পরবর্তি on my list".

Guy:"Okay why don't আপনি take a আসন and I will get আপনি something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some খাবার with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the তালিকা and removed his name from the শীর্ষ of the তালিকা and put it at the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he ব্যক্ত to the guy, "Because আপনি have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the তালিকা ..."

Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much আপনি try!!

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Minuman Berenergi dan Martabak Paling Enak di Jakarta

posted by dayoo

Minuman Berenergi dan Martabak Paling Enak di Jakarta yang satu ini bisa menjadi sebuah tempat favorit untuk berakhir pekan bagi penghuni Bintaro Jaya bahkan seluruh masyarakat Jakarta pada Umumnya. Karena berbagai fasilitas yang memanjakan pengunjung ada pada link dan Martabak Paling Enak di Jakarta.

Ada cukup banyak Minuman Berenergi dan Martabak Paling Enak di Jakarta, dan baru-baru ini di kawasan Bintaro Jaya yakni sebelah selatan Jakarta telah di luncurkan sebuah Mall yang bakal menjadi pavorit untuk di kunjungi setiap akhir pekan bahkan setiap hari sekalipun, karena anda tidak akan pernah...

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100 প্রশ্ন to Ask Your Parents

posted by pure-angel

I Found that on the internet

1. When আপনি were young, were আপনি involved in any kind of political protests such as for the Civil Rights movement অথবা against Vietnam? Why অথবা why not?

2. What tells আপনি when a child is responsible enough to trust a lot?

3. What was your first car? What was your পছন্দ car when আপনি were young?

4. How often do আপনি go over the speed limit?

5. Were আপনি considered জনপ্রিয় in middle school অথবা high school? Why অথবা why not?

6. Did আপনি have big fights with your mom when আপনি were growing up? If so, what were they usually about?

7. Did আপনি have big fights with your dad when আপনি were...

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60 যেভাবে খুশী phrases

posted by black_magics

1.The 'poke' button on ফেসবুক is awesome...
But I think there should be a 'stab' button...

2.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS
the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.

3. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never
tried to staple jello to a tree.

4.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I হারিয়ে গেছে my phone, can আপনি call it?"
and see how many people call it

5. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape,
and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!...

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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

posted by ilovepenguins

50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time আপনি turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him অথবা her that you’ve হারিয়ে গেছে your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he অথবা she has anything...

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50 Fun Things to Do in Someone Else's House

posted by CullenProperty

1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the চুলা on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...

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মহাকাশ দেওয়ালপত্র

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75 Completely যেভাবে খুশী and Useless Facts

posted by Delilah_Scruggs

NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If আপনি keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical মাছ stores.

4.A Wisconsin ফর্ক লিফট operator for a Miller বিয়ার distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated...

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72 things guys should know about girls

posted by karpach_13

72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...

1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her আপনি প্রণয় her.

5. Call her before আপনি sleep and after আপনি wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease আপনি back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her পছন্দ movie with her অথবা her পছন্দ প্রদর্শনী even if আপনি think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....

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Always Remember These 27 Facts When Liking A Guy.

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys may be flirting around all দিন but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. আপনি have to tell a guy what আপনি really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys প্রণয় their moms অথবা grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. আপনি can never understand him unless আপনি listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips...

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My শীর্ষ 20 পছন্দ Fictional Characters

posted by KataraLover

This is my updated তালিকা of my শীর্ষ 20 পছন্দ fictional characters. Unfortunately, some characters had to be kicked out to make room for some new পছন্দ of mine. I also added honorable mentions for some characters I wish could've made the শীর্ষ 20 but, unfortunately, missed the cut. Please keep in mind that this is just my personal opinion, so please be polite. Please অনুরাগী and মতামত because I প্রণয় to see what people think and to know that they like my articles.

Honorable Mentions:
30.Tiana (The Princess and the Frog)
29.Pocahontas (Pocahontas)
28.Goofy (The Mickey মাউস and বন্ধু Franchise)...

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Teen titans Zodiac signs!!!

posted by Famegurl754

Aries: Trigon?
Reason: I think he is a good Aries. I'm not saying he was born onthat kind of day, I'm just saying this because I think it fit's him.

Taurus: Beast boy
Reason: he can some times be as MEAN as a bull, he can shape shift into any animal. Sometimes he's as sweet as a Mice, but then he's as mean as a bull.

Gemini: Mas y Menos
Reason: It's obvious, THE TWINS!! DUH!! I know Gemini's can be mysterious then happy but these to are probably Gemini's.

Cancer: Starfire
Reason: Cancer's are moody, so I'd say she's very moody sometimes, Starfire is very nice and caring.

Leo: Jericho
Reason: I know...

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শীর্ষ 100 Laugh Your গাধা Off Jokes❤ ❥

posted by GDragon612

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag আপনি down to his level and beat আপনি with experience.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I গাউন a bike and asked for forgiveness.

4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

5. Going to church doesn't make আপনি a Christian any আরো than standing in a গ্যারেজ makes আপনি a car.
6. We live in a society where পিজা gets to your house before the police.

7. Women might be able to fake orgasms....

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Medieval Torture Devices

posted by Nein-Nein

The brazen bull an execution device

The period known as the Middle Ages stands out as one of the most violent eras in history. This epoch, lasting roughly 1,000 years, from the 5th century to the 15th, was a time of great inequality and brutality in much of Europe.
Here are some of the devices used to punish and torture criminals :-

THE BRAZEN ষাঁড় :
The Brazen ষাঁড় was a hollow brass statue crafted to resemble a real bull. Victims were placed inside, usually with their tongues cut out first. The door was shut, sealing them in. Fires would then be lit around the bull. As the victim succumbed to the searing heat inside,...

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100 Hottest Male যশস্বী (In My Opinion) Part 1

posted by saz19126

Please note that these are all my opinion so some of these may perhaps not be to everyone's tastes but there we are. Also these aren't in any particular order - it would take forever to put them all in an order lol. I won't bore আপনি with too much লেখা - surely you're just after the pictures right? :) Oh and lastly for the actors I've only put my favourite film/tv প্রদর্শনী that they've been in - it's not that I'm being ignorant about their other work

1.
Name: Kris Lemche (Actor)
From: Final Destination 3
Character: Ian McKinley
Attraction: His gothy style in this film - haven't seen him in anything...

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Wise উদ্ধৃতি about Life

posted by dodo4

This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare

The words of truth are always paradoxical.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The আরো he gives to others, the আরো he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing is softer অথবা আরো flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.
- Lao Tzu

Silence is a উৎস of great strength.
- Lao Tzu

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever আপনি ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The cave you...

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50 most hated tv characters (according to FHM magazine)

posted by HuddyJoy0524

FHM Magazine released a তালিকা a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do আপনি all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people অথবা that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late প্রদর্শনী With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved দ্বারা The...

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posted by scarlet009

not দ্বারা me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot অথবা putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast খাবার restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...