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posted by nevenkastar
 Made by: ICEhanica (this is how the main character looks like =D)
Made by: ICEhanica (this is how the main character looks like =D)
1st of all....this is my 1st story so I know It's bad and please please don't be rude to me. I'm just at the beginning of learning how to write good. So hope আপনি like the story.
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I have a normal life, if we could call it that way.
Well, আপনি see I'm a Vampire. Now, now, I'm not a killer. I don't kill people, I'm Vegeterian. I almost never drink blood, but I'm not weak. When I need to drink blood I drink animal blood. I প্রণয় জন্তু জানোয়ার so It's very hard to look at they're cute face and kill them. =( I live in the UK, to be আরো precisely in London. In a small, dark street. The name doesn't matter. Maybe আপনি want to know how I look like. First of all I wanna say I'm not an Emo, Punk অথবা Goth! I'm a normal girl, who's a Vampire. I have long curly brown-blond hair and red eyes of course (MEMO for the reader, some ভ্যাম্পায়ার have red eyes and some yellow, so think about the color as আপনি want. :P), but I hide them with blue contacts. I live with my small blond sister Emma who is a little annoying, my mom who is a normal "killer" Vampire and my dad who is...just like any other mean dad. Maybe আপনি are asking yourself how can I stay in the sun but not get burned. Well, every Vampire family has it's own protection sing. Our familys sing is the cat. So I have a bracelet on my right hand. It's a cute, little, red bracelet with a Cat charm on it. I can't take it off.
I have a pet. Not a pet that dies after 5 years. It's not a normal pet, like a dog অথবা a bird, even thought it can fly. I have a dragon. Sounds wierd, but she is really cute. Her name is "Striped Diamont", but I call her Dia. She can be very small and very big. With the help of my bracelet I can turn her into a little pocket charm.
Ok now to change the subject. We have all turned into ভ্যাম্পায়ার in the same time. In the বছর 1690. So we still look like the time we turned. Thank Goodness that I was turned when at the time when I was a teenager so I still look like 16 and I will for a long time.
I প্রণয় to get on the roof of our huge house. Did I say it was Huge? It is! And watch the night and the sky. Sadly there weren't any ভ্যাম্পায়ার in our town beside us, better ব্যক্ত we are the only ভ্যাম্পায়ার in the whole Country. Every country has is own Vampire family. We are all from Romania. But In 1700 every ভ্যাম্পায়ার had to leave the country and go into a diffrent one. So why am I telling আপনি that? Well, 2 weeks পূর্বে I got a mail from a High School in USA...

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Hope আপনি like it...please comment...if আপনি want that I post more...bye bye
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posted by jeniffer2200
 i'm a tumor
i'm a tumor
Family guy quotes:

*Black Jesus!* "I rode this town on ass!,Yo mama's ass!" *Black Jesus*

"Meth is a hell of a drug."

"I'm a tumor,I'm a tumor...I'm a tumor!,I'm a tumor,I'am a tumor...I'am tumor! oh oh! I'M A TUMOR!"

"Pick up my poop!"

"I have the power! He-Man!"

"Giggity!"

"Luis! Luis,Luis,Luis,Luis,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mama,Mama,Mama,Mama,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mummy,Mummy,Mama!,Mama! WHAT!? HI! eheheheheh"

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Spongebob Quotes:

"Oh Please! I have no soul"

"Fenland!"

"I defy আপনি হৃদয় man!!"

"I don't think Wumbo is a real word...Come'on!...
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posted by kinga10111
A person can not fold a normal size piece of paper in half আরো than 8 times.



There are just over 300 million cell phones used daily in the United States alone.



A shrimps হৃদয় is in it’s head.



Kissing is actually healthier than shaking someones hand.




Natural pearls will melt in vinegar.



An জলপাই বৃক্ষ can live up to 1500 years.



Cleopatra married two of her brothers.



Ants can’t shut their eyes.




On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building looks like an American flag.



Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, while women shirts have the buttons on the left.



Chewing...
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50 যেভাবে খুশী প্রশ্ন people ask

1. Are we there yet?
2. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
3. Which way to the emergency exit?
4. Does this make me look fat?
5. Can God make a bathtub so big He can't bathe in it?
6. Parlez-vous Français?
7. Why hasn't my check arrived yet?
8. How many fingers am I holding up?
9. Where do bad folks go when they die?
10. Why do we park on driveways and drive on freeways?
11. Who shot Mr. Burns?
12. What time is it?
13. Can I go to the bathroom?
14. May I go to the bathroom?
15. Does this hurt?
16. Will আপনি marry me?
17. Whose fault is that?
18. I...
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posted by smileypop9
Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...


A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The দিন came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing আপনি know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied...
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1.His cell phone number (picture this আপনি are on a তারিখ with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to চুম্বন and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and আপনি turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY...
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I bet I know what some of আপনি are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat অথবা what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two মিনিট when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my আইপড অথবা laptop for a week if I left it open again. অথবা when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the পরবর্তি table.
Turn around every thirty-seven সেকেন্ড to the people at the পরবর্তি টেবিল and ask them if your আসন is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever আপনি see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their টেবিল and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time আপনি take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the টেবিল itself; and make sure to make...
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