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His troops, led দ্বারা four of his finest commanders wona great battle for him, and Napoleon Bonaparte was in a generous mood.
“Ask for anything and I’ll give it to you,” he ব্যক্ত to the four officers who had distinguished themselves.
“I’ve always wanted a house in Paris,” ব্যক্ত one of the men, a German.
“Done!” ব্যক্ত Napoleon. “You’ll get a mansion in the city.”
“I’ve always desired to own a hotel,” ব্যক্ত the সেকেন্ড officer, a Frenchman.
“Done!” ব্যক্ত the emperor. “I’ll order a hotel to be প্রদত্ত to you.”
“I’ve always wanted a brewery,” ব্যক্ত the third man, a Pole.
“Done!” ব্যক্ত the emperor. “I will give আপনি a brewery!”
“And you, sir?” he said, turning to the fourth man. “What will আপনি have?”
“Grant me a fortnight’s leave,” ব্যক্ত the man.
“Done!” ব্যক্ত the emperor. “Your leave begins from tomorrow!”
Now the fourth man happened to be a Jew, and in those days at least, Jews were supposed to be shrewd and possess great business acumen.
So his colleagues were surprised that he had asked for so little. They felt he had missed a rare opportunity to become rich, and were elated that they themselves had kept their wits about them and asked for worthwhile things.
They asked him about it when they ran into him later that day.
“Why did আপনি ask for so little?” they taunted him. “Did courage fail you?”
“You asked for a lot,” replied the Jew. “But আপনি must remember that the emperor is a busy man. He will order his secretary to fulfill his promises. His secretary too is a busy man. He will pass on the order to his assistant who too is a busy man. So the emperor’s order will go down from subordinate to subordinate and finally in the course of a few months…it’ll get lost!”
“We’ll appeal to the emperor!” shouted the Frenchman.
“The emperor will not know what you’re talking about,” ব্যক্ত the Jew. “By then our great victory will have become a dim memory. আপনি should have asked for something that the emperor could give immediately – like I did. Now, if you’ll excuse me gentlemen, I have work to do.”
And leaving the three officers gaping, the Jew went off to arrange for his holiday.
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29 Annoying Ways to Order a পিজা

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press যেভাবে খুশী numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would আপনি please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation আপনি are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this...
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1.Go out for coffee
2.Cut a stencil and put a নকশা on an old t-shirt
3.Learn a new recipe
4.Properly fold all of your cloths
5.Find a marker with a blue অথবা green lid and run around pretending it’s a sonic screwdriver
6.Walk to McDonalds and get a McFlurry
7.Organize your iTunes লাইব্রেরি and make sure everything has album art
8.Start a blog
9.Read through old posts on your favourite blog
10.Have a movie marathon
11.Ride the transit all the way around, until you’re back to where আপনি started
12.Make a friendship bracelet for yourself
13.Shave off all your body hair
14.Go shopping with only $5
15.Try to...
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I realized I loved Ashley a while ago. We were onstage and my microphone cut out. I was forced to use Ashley’s until mine was fixed. For just a moment our lips brushed together and I realized I loved him.
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It was the end of Valentine’s Day. I wished I could get something for Ashley. Maybe পরবর্তি বছর I would be braver. I was alone in my room when I decided to call Ashley. I wouldn’t tell him I loved him yet, I just wanted...
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The ending of the film "Scary Movie" when Shorty videotapes himself inside a gas station.
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This is my পছন্দ parody of Only girl. :)
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XD LOLLMAOROLF! THIS IS FUNNAY!
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