- I decided to বাতিল my Twitter account. I dont want to sound paranoid, but Im pretty sure people are following me.
- I feel like getting something done today, so Im just going to sit here until that feeling passes.
- Have আপনি ever had a fly অথবা small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
- I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'
- I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.
- To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.
- When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
- 'Are আপনি as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when আপনি read it backwards...
- Deleting your ফেসবুক is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
- I really like ceilings...I guess আপনি could call me a Ceiling fan.
- Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
- Grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives: Let's eat grandpa. Lets eat, grandpa.
- That awkward moment when an ugly person says "I need my beauty sleep" when they really need to hibernate...
- That awkward moment When you're having a conversation telling a really awesome story and then u realize no one's listening to u so u kinda stop mid-sentence
- That awkward moment when people constaly say "You know?" Its like, why are আপনি telling me stuff I know? আপনি know?
- When looking something up on Google, if its not on the first page of খুঁজুন results then it doesn't exist and my journey ends there.
- I feel like getting something done today, so Im just going to sit here until that feeling passes.
- Have আপনি ever had a fly অথবা small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
- I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'
- I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.
- To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.
- When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
- 'Are আপনি as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when আপনি read it backwards...
- Deleting your ফেসবুক is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
- I really like ceilings...I guess আপনি could call me a Ceiling fan.
- Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
- Grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives: Let's eat grandpa. Lets eat, grandpa.
- That awkward moment when an ugly person says "I need my beauty sleep" when they really need to hibernate...
- That awkward moment When you're having a conversation telling a really awesome story and then u realize no one's listening to u so u kinda stop mid-sentence
- That awkward moment when people constaly say "You know?" Its like, why are আপনি telling me stuff I know? আপনি know?
- When looking something up on Google, if its not on the first page of খুঁজুন results then it doesn't exist and my journey ends there.
[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT দ্বারা SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as আপনি read... Be sure আপনি don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that আপনি would like to have চকোলেট (try for আরো than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number দ্বারা 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it দ্বারা 50. I’ll wait while আপনি get the calculator ...
5. If আপনি have already had your birthday this বছর (2013) add 1763 *; If আপনি haven’t, add 1762 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit বছর that আপনি were born ...
আপনি should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times আপনি want to have চকোলেট each week) ...
The পরবর্তি two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
If আপনি don't believe, check this website:
link
Thanks!
Your demigodishness,
K
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that আপনি would like to have চকোলেট (try for আরো than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number দ্বারা 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it দ্বারা 50. I’ll wait while আপনি get the calculator ...
5. If আপনি have already had your birthday this বছর (2013) add 1763 *; If আপনি haven’t, add 1762 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit বছর that আপনি were born ...
আপনি should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times আপনি want to have চকোলেট each week) ...
The পরবর্তি two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
If আপনি don't believe, check this website:
link
Thanks!
Your demigodishness,
K
If আপনি think আপনি পাঠ করা all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real অনুরাগী Twilight fan, wait until আপনি read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega অনুরাগী of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years পূর্বে when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been প্রণয় with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega অনুরাগী of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years পূর্বে when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been প্রণয় with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos