These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, আপনি need it down. আপনি don't hear us
complaining about আপনি leaving it down.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what আপনি want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable উত্তর to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if আপনি want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we ব্যক্ত 6 months পূর্বে is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all মতামত become null and void after 7 days.
1. If আপনি won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If আপনি think you're fat, আপনি probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we ব্যক্ত can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes আপনি sad অথবা angry, we meant the other one.
1. আপনি can either ask us to do something অথবা tell us how আপনি want it
done. Not both. If আপনি already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever আপনি have to say
during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. কুমড়া is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and আপনি say "nothing," we will act
like nothing's wrong. We know আপনি are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.
1. If আপনি ask a প্রশ্ন আপনি don't want an answer to, expect an
answer আপনি don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything আপনি wear is fine.
Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless আপনি are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, অথবা monster
trucks.
1. আপনি have enough clothes.
1. আপনি have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank আপনি for পাঠ করা this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
পালঙ্ক tonight, but did আপনি know men really don't mind that, it's like
camping.
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, আপনি need it down. আপনি don't hear us
complaining about আপনি leaving it down.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what আপনি want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable উত্তর to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if আপনি want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we ব্যক্ত 6 months পূর্বে is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all মতামত become null and void after 7 days.
1. If আপনি won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If আপনি think you're fat, আপনি probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we ব্যক্ত can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes আপনি sad অথবা angry, we meant the other one.
1. আপনি can either ask us to do something অথবা tell us how আপনি want it
done. Not both. If আপনি already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever আপনি have to say
during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. কুমড়া is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and আপনি say "nothing," we will act
like nothing's wrong. We know আপনি are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.
1. If আপনি ask a প্রশ্ন আপনি don't want an answer to, expect an
answer আপনি don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything আপনি wear is fine.
Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless আপনি are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, অথবা monster
trucks.
1. আপনি have enough clothes.
1. আপনি have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank আপনি for পাঠ করা this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
পালঙ্ক tonight, but did আপনি know men really don't mind that, it's like
camping.
There's someone knockin' on my door
There in the shadows, looks like a hand
Come to the rescue now
Once there was a man who decided he knew everything
Life's been so good to me
I went to see what I could find
আপনি never lived in the streets though আপনি wish আপনি had
I'm so sorry, please forgive me
Living in the sixth dimension
Over time I've come to feel
------------------------------------------------------------------
If আপনি need help অথবা another example for a better understanding, let me know.