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I just turned 20.My Fiance and me were getting married,til IT happened.
4:07 P.M. I walked down the aisle.My sister holding the end of my dress.My niece spread red ফুল petals all over the floor.
Every now and then,I'd worry.What if he wasn't the one?What if this was a mistake?But I remembered what momma told me;
"No matter what he does,remember to প্রণয় your enemies."So the প্রজাপতি flew away from my stomach.
When he turned his head.A small,tiny tear sprung from his eye.
Finally when the preacher said;"Do you,Nanette,take Johnathan to be your husband?"I couldn't quite hear him."I do."I said.A tear prickled from my eye.
When John said;"I do."And the preacher said,"You may now চুম্বন the bride."I heard a BOOM in the background.Gasps rose.I could make out what the person said."DIE!"He yelled.I knew exactly who it was."

A week before,I got on a bus.I finally found a আসন when someone said;"STOP!This is a hijack!"A young man said.Everyone was silent.
I soon learned his name was Ben Wishleth.I looked around,I was the only one moving.My brother was on the same bus,he text me and said;
"Do something!!!!"I knew I had to."Hey,why exactly did আপনি announce you're a hijacker?I mean...Really?"I knew I took it to far,I was going to die.
"What did আপনি just say?Brownie."He asked."Er...uh...I...er."I stuttered."I'm gonna get you...Oh..I'm gonna get you."And today,he got me...
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POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay অথবা a serial killer..


#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but আপনি might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.


#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider আপনি a rapist for "having a penis"


#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant?...
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