নমস্কার everyone, I just joined.

I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the লেখক of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope আপনি like it.


Three things are certain: 
Death, taxes, and হারিয়ে গেছে data. 
Guess which has occurred.

Everything is gone; 
Your life's work has been destroyed. 
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

The code was willing, 
It considered your request, 
But the chips were weak. 

Windows NT crashed. 
I am the Blue Screen of Death. 
No one hears your screams. 

Errors have occurred. 
We won't tell আপনি where অথবা why. 
Lazy programmers.

ABORTED effort: 
Close all that আপনি have. 
আপনি ask way too much.

Chaos reigns within. 
Reflect, repent, and reboot. 
Order shall return.

This site has been moved. 
We'd tell আপনি where, but then
We'd have to মোছা you.

Wind catches lily 
Scattering petals to the wind: 
Segmentation fault

With searching comes loss 
and the presence of absence: 
File not found. 

There is a chasm 
of carbon and silicon 
the software can't bridge

Stay the patient course 
Of little worth is your ire 
The network is down

No Keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue 
Zen engineering?

আপনি step in the stream, 
but the water has moved on. 
This page is not here. 

Out of memory. 
We wish to hold the whole sky, 
But we never will.

Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again