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posted by APWBD112
So this is a part from a story I'm লেখা and I was wondering if anyone like's this shit so tell me what আপনি think......

While they were walking through the forest Arianna noticed that Alex didn’t have many armors, she was a warriors right didn’t they need a lot of these? “Hey Alex I was….” but she didn’t say anything আরো Alex turned around quick and ব্যক্ত “Don’t call me Alex here my name is Velocius Quam Ceteris it mean faster then the rest……” and she turned around again. “Huh okay, but I was thinking don’t আপনি need আরো of আপনি know armor are আপনি save like this?” “Faster then the rest I don’t need any armor” she said. What ever had happened Alex was different, like all of her laughter had been sucked away. “But Alex….I’m sorry Velocius can I call আপনি Vel?” she asked “My বন্ধু call me Vivos it’s shorter then Velocius but it sill means the same but the masters call me that…..” she ব্যক্ত and when she ব্যক্ত master it sounded like she didn’t like to say it like there was something about it something Arianna had never heard from her friend. It was a beautiful weather the sun was shining and cast shadows all over the place. It was like magic. Then Arianna started thinking were they were going they had been walking for hours. “Humm Vivos where are we going?” Vivos stopped and waited for Arianna to walk right পরবর্তি to her. “We are going to the প্রথমপাতা house where I live now” she said. “How far is it from here?” Arianna asked “About five minutes”. After a long walk they finally reach the “home house”. It was very big almost like a castle. It had big doors that where deep red and the windows where in the same color but every thing else was black অথবা grey. It was very different from the environment that was so colorful and pretty. Vivos (Alex) knocked on the door on the same time an light brown centaur opened the door from the other side. Arianna thought it was very weird to see an actual centaur but after every thing else she had heard this দিন it was almost very normal. The centaur had black hair and a very strong face that ব্যক্ত “watch out” he was very scary, he had scars all over his body and an bow and arrows on his back. “Welcome Vivos, who is with আপনি today?” he said, his voice was very dark and deep. “This is Arianna she just came from the other world. I knew her before I came here Diligunt” Vivos ব্যক্ত and bowed for Diligunt the centaur. Diligunt looked at Arianna “Yes I can see she is new here, come in Sapiens has been waiting for you” Vivos was shocked to hear the name Sapiens, she stood up slowly and walk in the castle. Diligunt walked beside her at the right and Arianna at the left. Arianna heard Diligaunt whisper to Vivos “Don’t worry Vivos, Sapiens can’t harm আপনি wile I am still here” at the সেকেন্ড he ব্যক্ত that Arianna looked around. As আপনি walked in there was a stair ahead of you, a big one, on the walls where golden candle stick and paintings of the woods and the wild life. They walked up the stairs and after an hallway. There was no one around there it was all empty. They walked trough an wooden door and in to a big hall. In the hall where maybe thousands of centaurs of all kinds. Tall, small, dark, light, women, men and even children and they all looked up to an big black, strong centaur that stood above them all on a some kind of a pedestal and looked over everyone. With out even thinking about it Arianna knew that this must be Sapiens the one Vivos was so afraid of. “We have a guest today, a human from the other world a friend of Velocius that we all care for so much” Diligunt shouted over the crowd. Arianna felt all the eyes that where looking at her but then…“Velocius come up here” it was Sapiens he shouted over the crowd. Vivos walked slowly over to the pedestal where Sapiens stood. He looked angry. “Where have আপনি been Vivos I was starting to be afraid of you” he said. Vivos whisper something back that no one could here. “This meeting is over everyone know what to do now go” Sapiens shouted over the crowd and then he took Vivos to a room in the back. Arianna was afraid what would she do when Vivos was gone and then Diligunt ব্যক্ত with his deep voice “Vivos will be talking to Sapiens for a minuet, I will lead আপনি to your room” and looked to Arianna. “Oh okay thanks I guess” Arianna said. All of the centaurs walked out of the hall and walked in all different ways. Diligunt showed Arianna where to go. The দুর্গ was where complicated it had all those hallways doors and stairs. It was still very pretty but still so cold. When Arianna and Diligunt had walked around all of the দুর্গ (Arianna felt) they got to a room it was very different from the rest of the castle. It wasn’t cold and gray it was warm and sweet. It had many different rugs all over the floor, an big বিছানা up to the দেওয়াল a আগুন place in the corner with a two sofas around it. “This is Vivos room I hope আপনি will like it here”

now be honest..
(CREATED দ্বারা RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.


Chuck Norris can মোছা the Recycling Bin.


Ghosts are actually caused দ্বারা Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Chuck Norris can strangle আপনি with a cordless phone.


Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


Chuck Norris once had a হৃদয় attack; his হৃদয় lost.


Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.


The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. গুল্ম

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
The story we have for আপনি today is one of love, friendship, and how to co-exist.

Salati is a leopard that was adopted দ্বারা the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate জন্তু জানোয়ার that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became বন্ধু with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a কুকুরছানা at the time.

আপনি would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two জন্তু জানোয়ার connected from the first moment. Now the two জন্তু জানোয়ার are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!

They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
1)Devise a secret code with your বন্ধু then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask প্রশ্ন so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s প্রশ্ন in slow motion 2)Answer প্রশ্ন only with one word
3)Scream যেভাবে খুশী words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” অথবা “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer প্রশ্ন in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...
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 Hayley
Hayley
WARNING:The following প্রবন্ধ contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.


*One দিন at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a বছর ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well আপনি don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James আপনি creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...
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Over the many years of pikachu,if আপনি look closely পিকাচু has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

________________________

Ash:Loose some weight আপনি fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
_________________________________________

Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his খাবার up.Pikachu...
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posted by gossipgirlxoxo
1. Shave one eyebrow.

2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring আপনি food.

3. Spill a lot of বিয়ার on his/her bed. Swim.

4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.

5. Stare at your roommate for five মিনিট out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.

6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

7. Keep a ধেড়ে ইঁদুরের ন্যায় প্রাণিবিশেষ as a pet. Buy a blender,...
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posted by thespikedturtle
Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one আপনি may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, দ্বারা today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...
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User: I didn't know আপনি could play Twister all দ্বারা yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know আপনি could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: আপনি spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he অথবা she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that আপনি can see that আপনি di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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posted by woowie
Kat: আপনি spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and আপনি know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO প্রণয় AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, আপনি stay since আপনি live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
DO আপনি wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............



Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater অনুরাগী then আপনি might not wanna read this but if আপনি do and it affends আপনি then leave a মতামত and i can tell আপনি in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned আপনি so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...
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1) Pick up cat and শৈশবাবস্থা it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. শৈশবাবস্থা in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....
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posted by werewolflover
Yeah,this is the first প্রবন্ধ I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 বছর old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If আপনি met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know আপনি don't hit when আপনি don't get what আপনি want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's আরো but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what আপনি think in মতামত please:)
posted by ihavOTD
 I am Anti- Miley because of this:
I am Anti- Miley because of this:
OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that আপনি can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can তারিখ Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do আপনি realize how crazy and gross a lot of অনুরাগী are???? Here is a gross প্রবন্ধ about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached দ্বারা “Gross”, “Bleeding”...
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Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
    Okay, so this is an যন্ত্রপত্র to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new পছন্দ song, just so আপনি know. omg ;i wrote আরো in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, কাঠবিড়াল clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...
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Source: tumblr
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Hold on to me, প্রণয়
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I প্রণয় আপনি and I'm not afraid, oh

Can আপনি hear me?
Can আপনি feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of আপনি
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow বৃক্ষ
(Come and find me)

I know আপনি hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of আপনি
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...
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posted by sakurahanazono
1.) Start saying the প্রশ্ন really loudly and if they try to tell আপনি to be quite say "shhh this is a test আপনি know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering যেভাবে খুশী numbers to the person পরবর্তি to আপনি and then when the teacher tells আপনি off say "They made me give them the উত্তর অথবা they ব্যক্ত they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at আপনি say "What are আপনি lookin at!" অথবা "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on শীর্ষ of the টেবিল and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have আপনি been spying on me and teling it everything!"