[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to প্রণয় Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to প্রণয় every day.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are আপনি talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, আপনি have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 207 - Anniversary #381
Marie: We almost got divorced.
Frank: There's a sad word��'- almost.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 208 - The Children's Book #382
Ray: I was wondering-- are we still fighting?
Debra: What? Oh, no, no.
Ray: Okay, good. I almost bought flowers.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 212 - All I Want For বড়দিন #379
[about sex]
Debra: আপনি know, it's not always me what about last week when I was in the mood and আপনি weren't?
Raymond: When was that???
Debra: Wednesday. আপনি were watching TV I asked আপনি to give me a backrub. Yeah আপনি gave me one of these one-handed deals.
Raymond: Wait wait a minute. আপনি ask for a backrub, and that means Mr. Smith goes to Washington?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 212 - All I Want For বড়দিন #383
Ray: Not the flannel pajamas!
Debra: What?
Ray: When আপনি come to বিছানা wearing that silky thing I know I have a chance but the flannel pajamas? আপনি might as well be wearing a porcupine suit!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 217 - The Ride-Along #384
Debra: Ally, what are আপনি doing?
Ally: Cutting Molly's hair.
Debra: Oh no, no, honey, আপনি can't cut a doll's hair. It won't grow back-- only people hair grows back.
Ally: Oh. [pauses, calls for her baby brother] Geoffrey!
Debra: Oh, no, no, no, Ally, go ahead. Just cut the doll's hair. Hey, look, আপনি missed a spot.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 303 - The Sitter #398
Ray: [referring to messy house] আপনি know what আপনি need, আপনি need some real help around here.
[Debra glares at Ray]
Ray: Keeping in mind I have a very busy schedule.
Debra: Oh yeah that's right gee isn't it time for your 9 o'clock butt scratch?
Ray: That's okay I don't do that anymore I'm on the patch.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 305 - The Visit #399
[practising saying mom for Debra's mother]
Ray: Mom... mom... mom...
Marie: [walks through door] Hiii!
Ray: Wow, that... that is powerful... Let me try something: Xena warrior princess, Xena warrior princess...
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 310 - No Fat #410
Ray: Hey.
Marie: Hi honey, want some eggs?
Frank: Don't listen to her, it's not eggs. It's got fake egg crap.
Marie: It tastes exactly the same.
Frank: Yes. Exactly like crap.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 310 - No Fat #411
Ray: Why didn't আপনি bring your dog, Robert?
Robert: I don't think Shamsky would eat this.
Ray: Yeah, but we could eat him.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 413 - Bully On The Bus #343
Marie: I sense tension and anger.
Frank: Maybe you're picking up your own scent.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 416 - The Tenth Anniversary #371
Raymond: Happy Anniversary. Hey, আপনি know what I was thinking? Since this is our tenth anniversary, why don't we let the kids stay at grandmas and grandpas, all night, if আপনি know what I mean?
Debra: Hey, নমস্কার we could watch our wedding video?
Raymond: I guess আপনি don't know what I mean.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 416 - The Tenth Anniversary #372
[after finding out রশ্মি taped over his wedding video]
Frank: নমস্কার good work Ray. Now when some broad starts yapping "you're never romantic!". Guys everywhere can say "Hey, আপনি think I'm bad? At least I didn't pull a রশ্মি Barone.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 416 - The Tenth Anniversary #373
Marie: Well I'll tell আপনি what I would like if I were Debra...
Frank: I'd like it if আপনি were Debra!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 416 - The Tenth Anniversary #374
Robert: [referring to the wedding magazines] Where did আপনি get these?
Ray: The পত্রিকার দোকান -- it was so embarrassing. I had to buy some porn just to even it out.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 418 - Debra Makes Something Good #375
Frank: First of all, if I have anything to say about your mother, I'm not afraid to say it right to her face... সেকেন্ড of all, those are not jokes.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 418 - Debra Makes Something Good #402
Ray: I'm not going to make those jokes anymore.
Debra: Thank you.
Ray: Will আপনি still cook for me?
Debra: Yes.
Ray: Will আপনি take your clothes off?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 421 - Someone's Cranky #376
Raymond: Maybe আপনি should cut them some slack.
Robert: What?
Raymond: Yeah 'cause they mean well... y'know?... Well, mom means well, dad's just, mean.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 421 - Someone's Cranky #377
Robert: Apparently if আপনি leave দুধ out for twelve weeks, it goes bad and then explodes. [holds a candle] However, this is lavender bouquet.
Raymond: Can we use it to light the apartment on fire?
Debra: Robert, do আপনি have any আরো candles?
Frank: অথবা an old sneaker I can bury my face in?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 422 - Bad Moon Rising #378
Raymond: People! Shut up all of আপনি guys. Debra's not feeling well, bio... hormonally.
Frank: Oh! Got it. The enemy within.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 422 - Bad Moon Rising #400
Debra: Oh, would আপনি STOP? I'm not crying because of the way I sound! I'm crying because I'm married to an insensitive derfwad, who instead of trying to make life easier for his wife, tape-records her so he has proof she's a terrible person!
Ray: What's a derfwad?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 508 - Young Girl #388
Ray: Let me tell আপনি something Robert, there's two Debras. That's right. There's the Debra আপনি see that doesn't have a problem with it. Then, when everybody leaves, there's the Debra that I see: Darth Debra.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 515 - Silent Partners #391
Ray: If one was asked to read a book called Devilwood, one would be correct in assuming that the book was scary, অথবা exciting অথবা had something devil-y in it, wouldn't one?
Robert: One would.
Ray: Well then one would be wrong!
Robert: What's going on Raymond?
Ray: Debra wants me to read this so we have stuff in common. But I swear this sucker's like a horse tranquilizer.
Here, listen to this first line. "Imagine a rain so beautiful it must never have existed" what does that mean? What does that mean?? Tell me right now what does that mean???
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 515 - Silent Partners #392
Debra: Have আপনি read any of that book?
Ray: I read a lot.
Debra: Yeah? What's it about?
Ray: It's, it's about a rain that's so beautiful, I can't even believe it existed.
Debra: That's the first line, you've read ONE LINE!
Ray: And I was gonna read the পরবর্তি line when I came out of my COMA!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 515 - Silent Partners #393
Ray: This মাখন is the perfect temperature স্ল্যাশ density.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 522 - Say Uncle #304
Frank: Marie, what the hell? One সেকেন্ড আপনি were making me pancakes, the পরবর্তি সেকেন্ড you're gone... which would be great if there were pancakes.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 612 - Season's Greetings #313
[about the বড়দিন letter from ten years prior]
Frank: I remember this. I had all the stuff I was gonna do when I retire on it.
Marie: Was "be nicer to your wife" on there?
Frank: Might as well have been, it's all ridiculous crap!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 618 - The Breakup Tape #315
Ray: So I have to live in a museum of your erotic past.
Debra: It's not a museum.
Ray: So আপনি admit... it was erotic!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 619 - Talk To Your Daughter #316
Frank: Let me tell আপনি about life.
Ray: Great. We're gonna hear the meaning of life from a man who once threw his shoe at a swan.
Frank: That's called "Protecting your sandwich".
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 619 - Talk To Your Daughter #317
Ray: What, আপনি don't think I can do it? I'll do it, I'll have the sex talk with her.
Debra: I'll tell আপনি what, Ray. আপনি can be there, and I'll explain it to the both of you.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 620 - A Vote For Debra #318
Debra: আপনি were stuffing your pants with food!
Ray: I'm your husband, you're supposed to support me no matter what's in my pants!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 625 - The First Time #319
Debra: Oh, honey, honey, not tonight, okay? How about tomorrow?
Ray: How about we start tonight and go til tomorrow?
Debra: We'd have to start at 11:59, then.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 705 - Who Am I? #320
Ray: Are আপনি having an affair with the bookstore guy?
Debra: Right. He's 60 years old, got one eye, and he smells of the jungle.
Ray: Yeah, that's how আপনি like it.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 712 - Grandpa Steals #321
Robert: Your daughter, your problem.
Ray: You're stupid, you're ugly.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 714 - Just A Formality #322
Debra: আপনি listen to me Robert. This is between আপনি and Amy. Her parents
are just going to have to get used to the idea. But it's your life. আপনি do what আপনি want to do.
Ray: Until আপনি get married. Then আপনি do what she wants to do.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 715 - The Disciplinarian #323
Ray: Come on. You've seen me lay down the law, right?
Frank: I've seen আপনি lay down.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 717 - Meeting The Parents #324
Frank: Dear Lord, please keep this in-law family the hell away from me!
Hank: And আপনি can stay the heck away from us, too.
Frank: আপনি can say "heck" all আপনি want, He knows আপনি mean "Hell"!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 718 - The Plan #403
[After Robert messes up the wedding invitations]
Amy: And what's this? 'Attire optional?' It's supposed to be 'black tie optional.' 'Attire optional' means 'maybe naked'! There's going to be nude people... at the church... on a Wednesday!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 720 - Who's Next? #325
Marie: আপনি stay away from my husband!
Frank: Marie, we were just talking.
Marie: আপনি weren't just talking, আপনি were picturing her naked.
Frank: Get out of my head, Woman!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 722 - Baggage #401
Debra: I have to do everything around here! I swear, if I don't do it, then it doesn't get done!
Frank: Well, that's because...now, take it easy...-that's how it's supposed to be.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 803 - প্রথমপাতা From School #326
Michael: I don't have any homework!
Ray: Woahwoahwoawoa... who do আপনি think you're dealing with here huh? I may seem stupid, but that's just to get your mother to not ask me to do stuff, okay?... I know all the angles pal, I know all the excuses. If my dog Shamsky had eaten as much homework as I ব্যক্ত he woulda pooped the encyclopedia britannica.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 803 - প্রথমপাতা From School #327
Michael: I went up to the teacher to ask her a question, and I accidentally ব্যক্ত "Mommy."
Ray: আপনি called the teacher "Mommy?" Why? Was the teacher yelling?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 804 - Misery Loves Company #311
Robert: You're so closed off. Holding your wife's hand could be pleasurable for you. And আরো importantly, it might allow her to feel wanted and loved দ্বারা you.
Raymond: How does that get me out of laundry?
Robert: If আপনি could connect with your wife emotionally, then perhaps আপনি wouldn't see doing laundry as a chore. আপনি might do it willingly, for her, as a gesture of love.
Raymond: আপনি are an idiot wrapped in a moron.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 814 - Lateness #328
Debra: আপনি used to think I was worth waiting for.
Ray: আপনি were worth waiting for, but after fifteen years, আপনি should be here দ্বারা now!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 816 - Security #329
Marie: Since when is there a law against me expressing my feelings?
Frank: I've been trying to pass that legislation for years.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 821 - The Model #330
Marie: I always thought Robert was a looker.
Frank: I always thought he was আরো of a "look at that."
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 905 - Ally's F #331
Debra: Look at all the scribbles on this notebook! "Tommy and Ally Forever," "Ally Hearts Tommy," "Ally Sanders."
Ray: Oh, look. আপনি see? That's not even Ally's notebook.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 905 - Ally's F #332
Amy: আপনি know, Deb, every child goes through this rebellious phase. I did. One time, in Church choir, we were all supposed to sing "What a Friend We Have In Jesus," and my বন্ধু and I sang "What a Friend We Have in Cheeses!"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 905 - Ally's F #333
Robert: What about when I was 13 years old, and my বাস্কেটবল coach called me "The Useless Giraffe?"
Frank: আপনি were six foot five. আপনি couldn't grab a couple of rebounds?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 905 - Ally's F #334
Ray: If x equals lame, that guy is 4 times x!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 906 - Boys' Therapy #335
[Frank is পাঠ করা a paper on the track horses]
Frank: we gotta bet this horse. It's unbeatable! It's unstoppable.
Robert: Marie's Mouth
Ray: This is a sign!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 911 - The Faux Pas #336
Debra: I want to assure আপনি that Marie does not speak for all of us.
Frank: No, she just speaks আরো than all of us.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 912 - Tasteless Frank #337
Frank: Hey, could আপনি pass the salt?
Marie: What did আপনি say?
Frank: I want to put some salt on this.
Marie: In 47 years of marriage, you've never salted my lasagna!
Frank: Marie, it's bad enough it needs it. আপনি gotta remind me how long we've been married?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 912 - Tasteless Frank #338
Robert: আপনি know, Dad, I have to say, I'm surprised that আপনি can't appreciate the interplay of these flavors--the smokiness of the ham, delicately contrasting with the sweetness of the egg custard.
Frank: Why don't আপনি put on a dress and do a dance?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 913 - Sister-In-Law #339
Amy: I should've realized guys just want to watch TV and be left alone.
Frank: Amy, will আপনি marry me?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 914 - The Power Of No #340
Robert: Yeah, I always know when Amy's in the mood, cause she gives me this little sly smile.
Ray: Yeah... I think she's saying hurry up and get it over with.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 914 - The Power Of No #341
Ray: It's like the আরো I turn her down, the আরো she wants it. She's like a guy!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 914 - The Power Of No #342
Robert: I'm going to help Amy pick out drapes.
Ray: If there's any material left over, maybe আপনি can make yourself a little skirt.
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Marie: Oh I used to প্রণয় Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to প্রণয় every day.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are আপনি talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, আপনি have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 207 - Anniversary #381
Marie: We almost got divorced.
Frank: There's a sad word��'- almost.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 208 - The Children's Book #382
Ray: I was wondering-- are we still fighting?
Debra: What? Oh, no, no.
Ray: Okay, good. I almost bought flowers.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 212 - All I Want For বড়দিন #379
[about sex]
Debra: আপনি know, it's not always me what about last week when I was in the mood and আপনি weren't?
Raymond: When was that???
Debra: Wednesday. আপনি were watching TV I asked আপনি to give me a backrub. Yeah আপনি gave me one of these one-handed deals.
Raymond: Wait wait a minute. আপনি ask for a backrub, and that means Mr. Smith goes to Washington?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 212 - All I Want For বড়দিন #383
Ray: Not the flannel pajamas!
Debra: What?
Ray: When আপনি come to বিছানা wearing that silky thing I know I have a chance but the flannel pajamas? আপনি might as well be wearing a porcupine suit!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 217 - The Ride-Along #384
Debra: Ally, what are আপনি doing?
Ally: Cutting Molly's hair.
Debra: Oh no, no, honey, আপনি can't cut a doll's hair. It won't grow back-- only people hair grows back.
Ally: Oh. [pauses, calls for her baby brother] Geoffrey!
Debra: Oh, no, no, no, Ally, go ahead. Just cut the doll's hair. Hey, look, আপনি missed a spot.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 303 - The Sitter #398
Ray: [referring to messy house] আপনি know what আপনি need, আপনি need some real help around here.
[Debra glares at Ray]
Ray: Keeping in mind I have a very busy schedule.
Debra: Oh yeah that's right gee isn't it time for your 9 o'clock butt scratch?
Ray: That's okay I don't do that anymore I'm on the patch.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 305 - The Visit #399
[practising saying mom for Debra's mother]
Ray: Mom... mom... mom...
Marie: [walks through door] Hiii!
Ray: Wow, that... that is powerful... Let me try something: Xena warrior princess, Xena warrior princess...
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 310 - No Fat #410
Ray: Hey.
Marie: Hi honey, want some eggs?
Frank: Don't listen to her, it's not eggs. It's got fake egg crap.
Marie: It tastes exactly the same.
Frank: Yes. Exactly like crap.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 310 - No Fat #411
Ray: Why didn't আপনি bring your dog, Robert?
Robert: I don't think Shamsky would eat this.
Ray: Yeah, but we could eat him.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 413 - Bully On The Bus #343
Marie: I sense tension and anger.
Frank: Maybe you're picking up your own scent.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 416 - The Tenth Anniversary #371
Raymond: Happy Anniversary. Hey, আপনি know what I was thinking? Since this is our tenth anniversary, why don't we let the kids stay at grandmas and grandpas, all night, if আপনি know what I mean?
Debra: Hey, নমস্কার we could watch our wedding video?
Raymond: I guess আপনি don't know what I mean.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 416 - The Tenth Anniversary #372
[after finding out রশ্মি taped over his wedding video]
Frank: নমস্কার good work Ray. Now when some broad starts yapping "you're never romantic!". Guys everywhere can say "Hey, আপনি think I'm bad? At least I didn't pull a রশ্মি Barone.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 416 - The Tenth Anniversary #373
Marie: Well I'll tell আপনি what I would like if I were Debra...
Frank: I'd like it if আপনি were Debra!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 416 - The Tenth Anniversary #374
Robert: [referring to the wedding magazines] Where did আপনি get these?
Ray: The পত্রিকার দোকান -- it was so embarrassing. I had to buy some porn just to even it out.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 418 - Debra Makes Something Good #375
Frank: First of all, if I have anything to say about your mother, I'm not afraid to say it right to her face... সেকেন্ড of all, those are not jokes.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 418 - Debra Makes Something Good #402
Ray: I'm not going to make those jokes anymore.
Debra: Thank you.
Ray: Will আপনি still cook for me?
Debra: Yes.
Ray: Will আপনি take your clothes off?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 421 - Someone's Cranky #376
Raymond: Maybe আপনি should cut them some slack.
Robert: What?
Raymond: Yeah 'cause they mean well... y'know?... Well, mom means well, dad's just, mean.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 421 - Someone's Cranky #377
Robert: Apparently if আপনি leave দুধ out for twelve weeks, it goes bad and then explodes. [holds a candle] However, this is lavender bouquet.
Raymond: Can we use it to light the apartment on fire?
Debra: Robert, do আপনি have any আরো candles?
Frank: অথবা an old sneaker I can bury my face in?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 422 - Bad Moon Rising #378
Raymond: People! Shut up all of আপনি guys. Debra's not feeling well, bio... hormonally.
Frank: Oh! Got it. The enemy within.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 422 - Bad Moon Rising #400
Debra: Oh, would আপনি STOP? I'm not crying because of the way I sound! I'm crying because I'm married to an insensitive derfwad, who instead of trying to make life easier for his wife, tape-records her so he has proof she's a terrible person!
Ray: What's a derfwad?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 508 - Young Girl #388
Ray: Let me tell আপনি something Robert, there's two Debras. That's right. There's the Debra আপনি see that doesn't have a problem with it. Then, when everybody leaves, there's the Debra that I see: Darth Debra.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 515 - Silent Partners #391
Ray: If one was asked to read a book called Devilwood, one would be correct in assuming that the book was scary, অথবা exciting অথবা had something devil-y in it, wouldn't one?
Robert: One would.
Ray: Well then one would be wrong!
Robert: What's going on Raymond?
Ray: Debra wants me to read this so we have stuff in common. But I swear this sucker's like a horse tranquilizer.
Here, listen to this first line. "Imagine a rain so beautiful it must never have existed" what does that mean? What does that mean?? Tell me right now what does that mean???
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 515 - Silent Partners #392
Debra: Have আপনি read any of that book?
Ray: I read a lot.
Debra: Yeah? What's it about?
Ray: It's, it's about a rain that's so beautiful, I can't even believe it existed.
Debra: That's the first line, you've read ONE LINE!
Ray: And I was gonna read the পরবর্তি line when I came out of my COMA!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 515 - Silent Partners #393
Ray: This মাখন is the perfect temperature স্ল্যাশ density.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 522 - Say Uncle #304
Frank: Marie, what the hell? One সেকেন্ড আপনি were making me pancakes, the পরবর্তি সেকেন্ড you're gone... which would be great if there were pancakes.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 612 - Season's Greetings #313
[about the বড়দিন letter from ten years prior]
Frank: I remember this. I had all the stuff I was gonna do when I retire on it.
Marie: Was "be nicer to your wife" on there?
Frank: Might as well have been, it's all ridiculous crap!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 618 - The Breakup Tape #315
Ray: So I have to live in a museum of your erotic past.
Debra: It's not a museum.
Ray: So আপনি admit... it was erotic!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 619 - Talk To Your Daughter #316
Frank: Let me tell আপনি about life.
Ray: Great. We're gonna hear the meaning of life from a man who once threw his shoe at a swan.
Frank: That's called "Protecting your sandwich".
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 619 - Talk To Your Daughter #317
Ray: What, আপনি don't think I can do it? I'll do it, I'll have the sex talk with her.
Debra: I'll tell আপনি what, Ray. আপনি can be there, and I'll explain it to the both of you.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 620 - A Vote For Debra #318
Debra: আপনি were stuffing your pants with food!
Ray: I'm your husband, you're supposed to support me no matter what's in my pants!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 625 - The First Time #319
Debra: Oh, honey, honey, not tonight, okay? How about tomorrow?
Ray: How about we start tonight and go til tomorrow?
Debra: We'd have to start at 11:59, then.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 705 - Who Am I? #320
Ray: Are আপনি having an affair with the bookstore guy?
Debra: Right. He's 60 years old, got one eye, and he smells of the jungle.
Ray: Yeah, that's how আপনি like it.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 712 - Grandpa Steals #321
Robert: Your daughter, your problem.
Ray: You're stupid, you're ugly.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 714 - Just A Formality #322
Debra: আপনি listen to me Robert. This is between আপনি and Amy. Her parents
are just going to have to get used to the idea. But it's your life. আপনি do what আপনি want to do.
Ray: Until আপনি get married. Then আপনি do what she wants to do.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 715 - The Disciplinarian #323
Ray: Come on. You've seen me lay down the law, right?
Frank: I've seen আপনি lay down.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 717 - Meeting The Parents #324
Frank: Dear Lord, please keep this in-law family the hell away from me!
Hank: And আপনি can stay the heck away from us, too.
Frank: আপনি can say "heck" all আপনি want, He knows আপনি mean "Hell"!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 718 - The Plan #403
[After Robert messes up the wedding invitations]
Amy: And what's this? 'Attire optional?' It's supposed to be 'black tie optional.' 'Attire optional' means 'maybe naked'! There's going to be nude people... at the church... on a Wednesday!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 720 - Who's Next? #325
Marie: আপনি stay away from my husband!
Frank: Marie, we were just talking.
Marie: আপনি weren't just talking, আপনি were picturing her naked.
Frank: Get out of my head, Woman!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 722 - Baggage #401
Debra: I have to do everything around here! I swear, if I don't do it, then it doesn't get done!
Frank: Well, that's because...now, take it easy...-that's how it's supposed to be.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 803 - প্রথমপাতা From School #326
Michael: I don't have any homework!
Ray: Woahwoahwoawoa... who do আপনি think you're dealing with here huh? I may seem stupid, but that's just to get your mother to not ask me to do stuff, okay?... I know all the angles pal, I know all the excuses. If my dog Shamsky had eaten as much homework as I ব্যক্ত he woulda pooped the encyclopedia britannica.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 803 - প্রথমপাতা From School #327
Michael: I went up to the teacher to ask her a question, and I accidentally ব্যক্ত "Mommy."
Ray: আপনি called the teacher "Mommy?" Why? Was the teacher yelling?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 804 - Misery Loves Company #311
Robert: You're so closed off. Holding your wife's hand could be pleasurable for you. And আরো importantly, it might allow her to feel wanted and loved দ্বারা you.
Raymond: How does that get me out of laundry?
Robert: If আপনি could connect with your wife emotionally, then perhaps আপনি wouldn't see doing laundry as a chore. আপনি might do it willingly, for her, as a gesture of love.
Raymond: আপনি are an idiot wrapped in a moron.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 814 - Lateness #328
Debra: আপনি used to think I was worth waiting for.
Ray: আপনি were worth waiting for, but after fifteen years, আপনি should be here দ্বারা now!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 816 - Security #329
Marie: Since when is there a law against me expressing my feelings?
Frank: I've been trying to pass that legislation for years.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 821 - The Model #330
Marie: I always thought Robert was a looker.
Frank: I always thought he was আরো of a "look at that."
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 905 - Ally's F #331
Debra: Look at all the scribbles on this notebook! "Tommy and Ally Forever," "Ally Hearts Tommy," "Ally Sanders."
Ray: Oh, look. আপনি see? That's not even Ally's notebook.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 905 - Ally's F #332
Amy: আপনি know, Deb, every child goes through this rebellious phase. I did. One time, in Church choir, we were all supposed to sing "What a Friend We Have In Jesus," and my বন্ধু and I sang "What a Friend We Have in Cheeses!"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 905 - Ally's F #333
Robert: What about when I was 13 years old, and my বাস্কেটবল coach called me "The Useless Giraffe?"
Frank: আপনি were six foot five. আপনি couldn't grab a couple of rebounds?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 905 - Ally's F #334
Ray: If x equals lame, that guy is 4 times x!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 906 - Boys' Therapy #335
[Frank is পাঠ করা a paper on the track horses]
Frank: we gotta bet this horse. It's unbeatable! It's unstoppable.
Robert: Marie's Mouth
Ray: This is a sign!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 911 - The Faux Pas #336
Debra: I want to assure আপনি that Marie does not speak for all of us.
Frank: No, she just speaks আরো than all of us.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 912 - Tasteless Frank #337
Frank: Hey, could আপনি pass the salt?
Marie: What did আপনি say?
Frank: I want to put some salt on this.
Marie: In 47 years of marriage, you've never salted my lasagna!
Frank: Marie, it's bad enough it needs it. আপনি gotta remind me how long we've been married?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 912 - Tasteless Frank #338
Robert: আপনি know, Dad, I have to say, I'm surprised that আপনি can't appreciate the interplay of these flavors--the smokiness of the ham, delicately contrasting with the sweetness of the egg custard.
Frank: Why don't আপনি put on a dress and do a dance?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 913 - Sister-In-Law #339
Amy: I should've realized guys just want to watch TV and be left alone.
Frank: Amy, will আপনি marry me?
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 914 - The Power Of No #340
Robert: Yeah, I always know when Amy's in the mood, cause she gives me this little sly smile.
Ray: Yeah... I think she's saying hurry up and get it over with.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 914 - The Power Of No #341
Ray: It's like the আরো I turn her down, the আরো she wants it. She's like a guy!
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 914 - The Power Of No #342
Robert: I'm going to help Amy pick out drapes.
Ray: If there's any material left over, maybe আপনি can make yourself a little skirt.
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