1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two মিনিট later.
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if আপনি are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when আপনি get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if আপনি can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 মিনিট and if your teacher notices how long আপনি were gone, say আপনি have diarrhea অথবা constipation.
8.During a lesson অথবা while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, প্রশ্ন it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your আসন and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if আপনি are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if আপনি aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how আপনি are never chosen (even if আপনি get chosen often) অথবা accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when আপনি get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when আপনি get asked about it, say that আপনি aren't allowed আপনি tell-the government has made আপনি swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma অথবা grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! আপনি look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen অথবা pencil to school so that আপনি can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives আপনি a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the দিন with a grin.
17.When আপনি are supposed to be পাঠ করা silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives আপনি the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* স্যুইটস্ you. *giggle* Yea... আপনি look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this প্রশ্ন due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that আপনি heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that আপনি can't answer that. They threatened আপনি to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that আপনি had to take care of'.
26.(If আপনি haven't learned) In an important test অথবা assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your গাধা off that afternoon and the পরবর্তি দিন when আপনি are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that আপনি are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, দিন after day.
30.If আপনি ever have to mark your own work, with every প্রশ্ন আপনি get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if আপনি are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when আপনি get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if আপনি can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 মিনিট and if your teacher notices how long আপনি were gone, say আপনি have diarrhea অথবা constipation.
8.During a lesson অথবা while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, প্রশ্ন it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your আসন and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if আপনি are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if আপনি aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how আপনি are never chosen (even if আপনি get chosen often) অথবা accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when আপনি get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when আপনি get asked about it, say that আপনি aren't allowed আপনি tell-the government has made আপনি swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma অথবা grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! আপনি look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen অথবা pencil to school so that আপনি can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives আপনি a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the দিন with a grin.
17.When আপনি are supposed to be পাঠ করা silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives আপনি the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* স্যুইটস্ you. *giggle* Yea... আপনি look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this প্রশ্ন due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that আপনি heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that আপনি can't answer that. They threatened আপনি to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that আপনি had to take care of'.
26.(If আপনি haven't learned) In an important test অথবা assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your গাধা off that afternoon and the পরবর্তি দিন when আপনি are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that আপনি are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, দিন after day.
30.If আপনি ever have to mark your own work, with every প্রশ্ন আপনি get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big ফ্যানপপ family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes আপনি mad অথবা doesnt agree with your point of view আপনি just প্রতিবেদন them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes আপনি mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont প্রতিবেদন thm. Because we are a big family and we dont প্রতিবেদন অথবা block family we care and প্রদর্শনী প্রণয় for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to প্রতিবেদন someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
প্রণয় all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big ফ্যানপপ family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes আপনি mad অথবা doesnt agree with your point of view আপনি just প্রতিবেদন them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes আপনি mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont প্রতিবেদন thm. Because we are a big family and we dont প্রতিবেদন অথবা block family we care and প্রদর্শনী প্রণয় for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to প্রতিবেদন someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
প্রণয় all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do আপনি want?" "I'm calling to প্রতিবেদন my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank আপনি very much for the call, sir." The পরবর্তি day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your পাঠ করা my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even পাঠ করা this.
4. আপনি didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did আপনি notice I skipped number three.
7. আপনি don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that আপনি silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then আপনি realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But আপনি remember that a fact is something that can be proven right অথবা wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. আপনি wish আপনি never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch আপনি with the missing number this time. অথবা did I?
14. আপনি wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind পাঠ করা powers amaze you.
16. আপনি totally forgot I was only supposed to tell আপনি ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even পাঠ করা this.
4. আপনি didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did আপনি notice I skipped number three.
7. আপনি don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that আপনি silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then আপনি realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But আপনি remember that a fact is something that can be proven right অথবা wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. আপনি wish আপনি never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch আপনি with the missing number this time. অথবা did I?
14. আপনি wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind পাঠ করা powers amaze you.
16. আপনি totally forgot I was only supposed to tell আপনি ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children গান গাওয়া in a row, then আপনি sneeze and আপনি fall down. Did আপনি ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - আপনি used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how আপনি knew আপনি had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - আপনি know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children গান গাওয়া in a row, then আপনি sneeze and আপনি fall down. Did আপনি ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - আপনি used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how আপনি knew আপনি had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - আপনি know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
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