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MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'"
One দিন we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
ALWAYS LATE but worth the wait.
God must like stupid people; he makes so many of them.
Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
I bet the reason মডেল সমাহার are so skinny is because their stomach digested themselves and they can no longer eat. ...Just a theory.xD
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell আপনি why it isn't.
We live in a society where পিজা gets to your house before the police.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
A wise man doesn't need উপদেশ and a fool won't take it.
Errors have been made, others will be blamed.
Chaos,panic and disorder- my work here is done.
Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present.
Don't look where আপনি fell, but where আপনি slipped.
"Cool" people are just idiots wearing pricey clothes.
When people say "life is short": What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can আপনি do that is longer?
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers
Some people are like slinkies-they're really good for nothing.But they bring a smile to your face when আপনি push them down aflight of stairs.
Its all fun and games until someone loses their sanity.
I know I sound like I'm in denial, but I'm not.
If আপনি fall and break both of your legs don't come running to me!
MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'"
One দিন we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
ALWAYS LATE but worth the wait.
God must like stupid people; he makes so many of them.
Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
I bet the reason মডেল সমাহার are so skinny is because their stomach digested themselves and they can no longer eat. ...Just a theory.xD
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell আপনি why it isn't.
We live in a society where পিজা gets to your house before the police.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
A wise man doesn't need উপদেশ and a fool won't take it.
Errors have been made, others will be blamed.
Chaos,panic and disorder- my work here is done.
Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present.
Don't look where আপনি fell, but where আপনি slipped.
"Cool" people are just idiots wearing pricey clothes.
When people say "life is short": What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can আপনি do that is longer?
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers
Some people are like slinkies-they're really good for nothing.But they bring a smile to your face when আপনি push them down aflight of stairs.
Its all fun and games until someone loses their sanity.
I know I sound like I'm in denial, but I'm not.
If আপনি fall and break both of your legs don't come running to me!
