These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.
1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to আপনি as soon as we're finished.
2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
3. Hi. This is John: If আপনি are the phone company, I already sent the money. If আপনি are my parents, please send money. If আপনি are my financial aid institution, আপনি didn't lend me enough money. If আপনি are my friends, আপনি owe me money. If আপনি are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
4. Hi. Now আপনি say something.
5. Hi, I'm not প্রথমপাতা right now, but my answering machine is, so আপনি can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
6. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
7. Hello! If আপনি leave a message, I'll call আপনি soon. If আপনি leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!
8. Hi! John's answering machine is broken This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
9. Hello, আপনি are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows অথবা a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
10. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call.
11. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
12. Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message and then wait দ্বারা your phone until I call আপনি back.
13. If আপনি are a burglar, then we're probably at প্রথমপাতা cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't প্রথমপাতা and it's নিরাপদ to leave a message.
14. Please leave a message. However, আপনি have the right to remain silent. Everything আপনি say will be recorded and will be used দ্বারা us.
15. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to আপনি as soon as we're finished.
2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
3. Hi. This is John: If আপনি are the phone company, I already sent the money. If আপনি are my parents, please send money. If আপনি are my financial aid institution, আপনি didn't lend me enough money. If আপনি are my friends, আপনি owe me money. If আপনি are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
4. Hi. Now আপনি say something.
5. Hi, I'm not প্রথমপাতা right now, but my answering machine is, so আপনি can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
6. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
7. Hello! If আপনি leave a message, I'll call আপনি soon. If আপনি leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!
8. Hi! John's answering machine is broken This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
9. Hello, আপনি are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows অথবা a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
10. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call.
11. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
12. Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message and then wait দ্বারা your phone until I call আপনি back.
13. If আপনি are a burglar, then we're probably at প্রথমপাতা cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't প্রথমপাতা and it's নিরাপদ to leave a message.
14. Please leave a message. However, আপনি have the right to remain silent. Everything আপনি say will be recorded and will be used দ্বারা us.
15. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
