আপনি may be stupid if...
...you can't remember how to spell "IQ."
...you can't remember the number for 911.
...you just discovered your AM radio also works in the afternoon.
...you use correction fluid on your PC monitor.
...you fail Physical Education.
...you can not spell it.
...you try to turn the light on to find flashlight in a power outage!
...you put braille on a drive up teller machine.
...you think টাকো ঘণ্টা is a Mexican phone company.
...you think a pigpen is something to write with!!!
...you think a cartoon is a song about automobiles.
...you use your CD-ROM unit as a drink holder.
...you frequently misspell your own name.
...you've ever been stuck in a toilet seat.
...you walk your kid to school because you're in the same grade.
...it takes আপনি two hours to watch 60 minutes.
...you often wonder who Ronald McDonald's parents are.
...you sell your car for gas money.
...you think Hamburger Helper comes with a man.
...you try thinking and nothing happens.
...you think a quarterback is a refund
...you think hot সারমেয় are real meat.
...people nick-name আপনি Homer.
...you cook মিনিট ধান for an hour!
...upon approaching a traffic sign that says STOP AHEAD, আপনি reach over and grab your passenger দ্বারা the শীর্ষ of the head.
...you lose $25 on a horse race and then lose $25 on the instant replay
...you were the one testing out the হাঙ্গর bite suit.
...you get ট্যাঙ্গেল্ড up in a cordless phone.
...you need to be reminded to breath.
...someone tells আপনি to call 911, and আপনি can't find the 11!
...you take a donut back cause it has a hole in it!
...you stare at an কমলা রস can because it says concentrate.
...you have to look "stupid" up in the dictionary.
...you sit on the TV and watch the couch.
...you tell your wife not to laugh as আপনি point a gun to your head, because she is next!
...you think Yogi ভালুক played for the Yankees.
...you bronze a স্বর্ণ medal as a keep sake.
...you get হারিয়ে গেছে in your closet.
... আপনি take an I.Q. test and forget to write your name.
...you go around a revolving door looking for the door knob.
...you তালিকা the police department as a reference on your resume.
...you get fired from volunteer work.
...a hamburger is a cheeseburger, hold the cheese, to you.
...you run around looking for a quarter to call 911.
...you can't find the "ANY" key on the keyboard.
...you feel for one millisecond that আপনি may have won the sweepstakes this time despite the fact that it is stamped in clear view "bulk rate."
...you try to look up a word in the dictionary without knowing how to spell it correctly, and আপনি can't find it. Feeling like a ''genius'', that আপনি realize that WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY made an error.
...you have to look on both ends to open a bottle.
...someone offers আপনি a bagel and আপনি reply, "No thanks, I already have a dog!"
...you turn the light on to see if it's dark.
...you take your chia pet for a walk.
...you wear your glasses while looking for them.
...you think it's funny when someone makes fun of you.
...you laugh at yourself when আপনি step in dog crap.
...you come out of the ঝরনা and burp a soap bubble.
...you can't find your ringing phone.
...you ask someone "Can I ask আপনি one question?".
...you're saying "I don't get it!" right now.
...you put the দুধ in the dishwasher and the glass in the fridge.
...you can't find this website.
...you see a sign with a cigarette with a \ through it and just think that the owner of that sign hates drugs, and then light a cigarette.
...you can't get online right now.
...you went to the লাইব্রেরি to read.
...you figured আপনি were stupid from the last line আপনি just read.
...you just threw your monitor out the window.
...you just walked outside to see if আপনি had mail because your computer ব্যক্ত আপনি did.
...you went to a movie to catch up on some reading.
...you tried to get off drugs দ্বারা pushing the "Caps Lock" key.
...you used your বন্ধু computer to get প্রথমপাতা দ্বারা pressing "Home".
...you typed your soc. security number in just for fun
...you just played 53 pickup
...you put doritos in a টেনিস ball launcher and had one তীক্ষ্নভাবে আপনি in the head.
...you pushed the "emergency stop" button on an elevator to see what it did.
...you can't remember how to spell "IQ."
...you can't remember the number for 911.
...you just discovered your AM radio also works in the afternoon.
...you use correction fluid on your PC monitor.
...you fail Physical Education.
...you can not spell it.
...you try to turn the light on to find flashlight in a power outage!
...you put braille on a drive up teller machine.
...you think টাকো ঘণ্টা is a Mexican phone company.
...you think a pigpen is something to write with!!!
...you think a cartoon is a song about automobiles.
...you use your CD-ROM unit as a drink holder.
...you frequently misspell your own name.
...you've ever been stuck in a toilet seat.
...you walk your kid to school because you're in the same grade.
...it takes আপনি two hours to watch 60 minutes.
...you often wonder who Ronald McDonald's parents are.
...you sell your car for gas money.
...you think Hamburger Helper comes with a man.
...you try thinking and nothing happens.
...you think a quarterback is a refund
...you think hot সারমেয় are real meat.
...people nick-name আপনি Homer.
...you cook মিনিট ধান for an hour!
...upon approaching a traffic sign that says STOP AHEAD, আপনি reach over and grab your passenger দ্বারা the শীর্ষ of the head.
...you lose $25 on a horse race and then lose $25 on the instant replay
...you were the one testing out the হাঙ্গর bite suit.
...you get ট্যাঙ্গেল্ড up in a cordless phone.
...you need to be reminded to breath.
...someone tells আপনি to call 911, and আপনি can't find the 11!
...you take a donut back cause it has a hole in it!
...you stare at an কমলা রস can because it says concentrate.
...you have to look "stupid" up in the dictionary.
...you sit on the TV and watch the couch.
...you tell your wife not to laugh as আপনি point a gun to your head, because she is next!
...you think Yogi ভালুক played for the Yankees.
...you bronze a স্বর্ণ medal as a keep sake.
...you get হারিয়ে গেছে in your closet.
... আপনি take an I.Q. test and forget to write your name.
...you go around a revolving door looking for the door knob.
...you তালিকা the police department as a reference on your resume.
...you get fired from volunteer work.
...a hamburger is a cheeseburger, hold the cheese, to you.
...you run around looking for a quarter to call 911.
...you can't find the "ANY" key on the keyboard.
...you feel for one millisecond that আপনি may have won the sweepstakes this time despite the fact that it is stamped in clear view "bulk rate."
...you try to look up a word in the dictionary without knowing how to spell it correctly, and আপনি can't find it. Feeling like a ''genius'', that আপনি realize that WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY made an error.
...you have to look on both ends to open a bottle.
...someone offers আপনি a bagel and আপনি reply, "No thanks, I already have a dog!"
...you turn the light on to see if it's dark.
...you take your chia pet for a walk.
...you wear your glasses while looking for them.
...you think it's funny when someone makes fun of you.
...you laugh at yourself when আপনি step in dog crap.
...you come out of the ঝরনা and burp a soap bubble.
...you can't find your ringing phone.
...you ask someone "Can I ask আপনি one question?".
...you're saying "I don't get it!" right now.
...you put the দুধ in the dishwasher and the glass in the fridge.
...you can't find this website.
...you see a sign with a cigarette with a \ through it and just think that the owner of that sign hates drugs, and then light a cigarette.
...you can't get online right now.
...you went to the লাইব্রেরি to read.
...you figured আপনি were stupid from the last line আপনি just read.
...you just threw your monitor out the window.
...you just walked outside to see if আপনি had mail because your computer ব্যক্ত আপনি did.
...you went to a movie to catch up on some reading.
...you tried to get off drugs দ্বারা pushing the "Caps Lock" key.
...you used your বন্ধু computer to get প্রথমপাতা দ্বারা pressing "Home".
...you typed your soc. security number in just for fun
...you just played 53 pickup
...you put doritos in a টেনিস ball launcher and had one তীক্ষ্নভাবে আপনি in the head.
...you pushed the "emergency stop" button on an elevator to see what it did.
