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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated দ্বারা you.
I was so এনচ্যান্টেড দ্বারা your beauty that I ran into that দেওয়াল over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime আপনি passed by, just so I could stare at আপনি a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but আপনি owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
আপনি look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do আপনি have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do আপনি have a map? I'm getting হারিয়ে গেছে in your eyes.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to আপনি cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
You're so beautiful that আপনি made me forget my pickup line.
আপনি shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a তারকা for every time আপনি brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
আপনি know you're in প্রণয় when আপনি can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if আপনি had an extra হৃদয় mine seems to have been stolen
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good আপনি look.
Me without আপনি is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby অথবা is that just my হৃদয় taking off?
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the দিন my children were born, the দিন I got married, and the দিন that I met you.
Are আপনি from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are আপনি an interior decorator? When i saw আপনি the room became beautiful.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if আপনি were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
আপনি must be a hell of a thief because আপনি গাউন my হৃদয় from across the room.
Do আপনি have a twin sister? Then আপনি must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
আপনি look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If আপনি were a booger I'd pick আপনি first.
Do আপনি know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I প্রণয় you.
Excuse me, I think আপনি have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask আপনি out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, আপনি must be the prime rib.
Are আপনি হারিয়ে গেছে ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make আপনি the happiest woman on earth tonight.
My প্রণয় for আপনি is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
নমস্কার baby you're so fine আপনি make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet আপনি $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do আপনি have the time? [Tells আপনি the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would আপনি grab my arm so I can tell my বন্ধু I've been touched দ্বারা an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
I seem to have হারিয়ে গেছে my phone number. Can I have yours?

Hello are আপনি married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear আপনি say "happily".
আপনি are like a ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask আপনি how আপনি looked!
Did আপনি clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
How was heaven when আপনি left it?
Did আপনি fart, cause আপনি blew me away.
I don't have a লাইব্রেরি card, but do আপনি mind if I check আপনি out?
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I didn't know that দেবদূত could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
আপনি are so fine, I wish I could plant আপনি and grow a whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because আপনি are the best a man can get.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause আপনি just swept me off my feet.
Excuse me, but আপনি dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are আপনি going to চুম্বন me অথবা do I have to lie to my diary?
Are আপনি cold? আপনি look like আপনি could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
আপনি know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, আপনি put Hershey's outta business.
Can I buy আপনি a drink অথবা do আপনি just want the money?
Did the sun come out অথবা did আপনি just smile at me?
So there আপনি are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Do আপনি believe in প্রণয় at first sight, অথবা should I walk দ্বারা again?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when আপনি have a weak heart.
আপনি see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if আপনি think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed আপনি noticing me and I just wanted to give আপনি notice that I noticed আপনি too.
(As she is leaving) নমস্কার aren't আপনি forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When আপনি fell out of heaven?
I'm sorry, were আপনি talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I know দুধ does a body good, but baby, how much have আপনি been drinking?
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a প্রথমপাতা run with you.
I'm new in town. Could আপনি give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
If আপনি were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Was আপনি father an alien? Because there's nothing else like আপনি on Earth!
What time do আপনি have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I'm no ফ্রেড Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this আসন taken?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone গাউন the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
[Look at her শার্ট label.] When they say, "What are আপনি doing?" আপনি respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm হারিয়ে গেছে at sea.
আপনি know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My name isn't Elmo, but আপনি can tickle me any time আপনি want to.
আপনি be the Dairy কুইন and I'll be your Burger King: আপনি treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
if I had to choose between breathing অথবা loving you, I would say "I প্রণয় you" with my last breath!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because আপনি are soooo sweet!
I'm not trying to impress আপনি অথবা anything, but... I'm Batman!
আপনি must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
আপনি must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do আপনি know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
When God made you, he was প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে off.
আপনি must be a Snickers, because আপনি satisfy me.
Are আপনি a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because আপনি are the bomb.
Are আপনি religious? Cause আপনি are the উত্তর to all my prayers.
You're like a dictionary, আপনি add meaning to my life!
Baby, আপনি are so fine I could put আপনি on a plate and sop আপনি up with a biscuit.
Is there a রামধনু today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
আপনি remind me of a magnet, because আপনি sure are attracting me over here!
Hey, is it just me, অথবা are we destined to be married?
Hello. Are আপনি taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will আপনি চুম্বন it and make it better?
Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right পরবর্তি to me.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of আপনি wrapped up in it.
If I could reach out and hold a তারকা for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at আপনি with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
How much does a polar ভালুক weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that আপনি প্রণয় me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
Should I smile because we are friends, অথবা cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
নমস্কার baby. আপনি got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do আপনি pick 'Do আপনি come here often?', 'What's your sign?', অথবা 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
(hold out hand) Would আপনি hold this for me while I go for a walk?
This time পরবর্তি বছর let’s be laughing together.
Didn't I see আপনি on the cover of Vogue?
Excuse me, I don't want আপনি to think I'm ridiculous অথবা anything, but আপনি are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Have আপনি always been this cute, অথবা did আপনি have to work at it?
নমস্কার baby, আপনি must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, আপনি turn me on!
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did আপনি get such a finely tuned body?
I have had a really bad দিন and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would আপনি smile for me?
I hope আপনি know CPR, cuz আপনি take my breath away!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Apart from being sexy, what do আপনি do for a living?
If I told আপনি that আপনি had a great body, would আপনি hold it against me?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Is it hot in here অথবা is it just you?
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and আপনি are...gorgeous!
So, what do আপনি do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Were আপনি arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
Ya know, আপনি look really hot! আপনি must be real reason for global warming.
আপনি are the reason men fall in love.
আপনি know the আরো I drink, the prettier আপনি get!
আপনি know, I would die happy if I saw আপনি naked just once!
আপনি know, আপনি might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
আপনি look like my third wife. [how many time have আপনি been married?] Twice.
আপনি make me melt like hot অর্থহীন on a sundae.
আপনি should be someone's wife.
Were আপনি in Boy Scouts? Because আপনি sure have tied my হৃদয় in a knot.
Are আপনি as beautiful on the inside as আপনি are on the outside?
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Babe! আপনি look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You're so hot আপনি would make the devil sweat.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Excuse me.....Hi, i'm লেখা a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
If god made any thing better than আপনি he keep it for him self.
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, আপনি turn me on!
Hey, how did আপনি do that? (What?) Look so good?
Damn girl, আপনি have আরো curves than a race track.
If আপনি stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, আপনি would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
If God made anything আরো pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
আপনি are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
আপনি look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Are আপনি a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
আপনি are so beautiful that আপনি give the sun a reason to shine.
Do আপনি want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do আপনি bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
Your গাধা is so nice that it is a shame that আপনি have to sit on it.
Someone should call the police, because আপনি just গাউন my heart!
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. আপনি are on fire.
Baby, you're so hot, আপনি make the equator look like the north pole.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... আপনি just look hot to me.
I just got dumped, and I think that আপনি could make me feel better.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
আপনি are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if আপনি were with me.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
You're so hot, I bet আপনি could light a candle at 10 paces.
My buddies over there ব্যক্ত that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
নমস্কার baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
This isn't a বিয়ার belly, It'a a fuel tank for a প্রণয় machine.
I don't know you, but I think I প্রণয় আপনি already.
আপনি know I'd like to invite আপনি over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
Is your name Summer? 'Cause আপনি are as hot as hell.
If I had to choose between one night with আপনি অথবা winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
Do আপনি have any sunscreen? 'Cause আপনি are burning me up!
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Stare at girl . ("What're আপনি staring at?")
You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
You're hotter than donut grease.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause আপনি sure are special.
If আপনি could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth আরো than Fort Knox.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If আপনি were a মাংসের ফালি আপনি would be well done.
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, আপনি rock me like a hurricane!
Can আপনি pull this heart-shaped অনুষ্ঠান- অ্যারো out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
On The Phone
She/He says: "Hold on"
আপনি Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell আপনি that he needs my হৃদয় back.
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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as আপনি are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let আপনি see us cry, unless we want আপনি to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if আপনি are interested. But we will later deny it অথবা make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot অথবা sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for আপনি (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if আপনি don't like what we wear...
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10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her পিজা cut into six pieces অথবা twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did আপনি get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office রান্নাঘর one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...
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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make আপনি tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are আপনি remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with আপনি when you're with your friends.

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11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves আপনি more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her বন্ধু say i প্রণয় her আরো than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...
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I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask আপনি say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing শার্ট sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...
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Okay! Hi! I'm AzulaFanboi (A TOTAL NEWB) and thought I would start things off with a BANG and lay out how much of a FREAK I am. I am a pansexual male soooo... yeah this might get a little weird. lol
These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.

P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). আপনি may see some crossovers! XD




100.    Shunsuke...
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We're all familiar with the term damsel in distress and we usually think about a female character that's tied to the train tracks দ্বারা a villain with a curly-q mustache, and has to be saved দ্বারা the dashing hero. I wonder where the idea first came from. We've always seen this with female characters because female damsels in distress have been around since the dawn of literature itself. However, during the mid অথবা late 1900's, we've discovered that there are male characters that have to constantly be saved as well. What's the term for male damsel's in distress? There isn't one, even though some people...
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দ্বারা a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much আরো successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why ফ্রেড and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
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