[Top things ডিজনি চলচ্চিত্র have taught us(Part One)]
[The Lion King]
1. Don’t trust an uncle with large black facial hair.
2. Never intentionally scream in an area where a stampede/avalanche/other disaster of that sort might happen.
3. If necessary, আপনি can survive on bugs.
4. Don’t play in graveyards(is also taught in most zombie/horror movies.)
5. Lions can grow up in about 15 সেকেন্ড just দ্বারা walking across a log.
6. Clouds can speak.
7. Baboon’s always have the catchiest songs.
8. Always treat warthogs with proper respect(refer to them as sir/madam)
9. Doesn’t matter what type of fight it is….the girlfriend will always kick your butt.
10. Brothers are d***’s!
[The Little Mermaid]
1. আপনি are never far from a musical band of গান গাওয়া sea creatures.
2. Don’t piss off daddy!
3. French cooks are ebil(Not incorrectly spelled, play Dragonfable)
4. Seagull’s aren’t exactly all there.
5. Holy crap, it’s an giant octopus!!!!!!
6. Mermaid’s প্রণয় to go around topless.
7. Having a trident makes আপনি all powerful(except if someone hits আপনি exactly once)
8. Princes প্রণয় mute chicks!
9. There are several uses for forks.
10. It’s not that redheads don’t have souls, they just keep selling them to evil octopus women……
[Mulan]
1. Cutting your hair makes আপনি a male.
2. ড্রাগন can talk, but আপনি wish they wouldn’t.
3. Crickets are lucky.
4. Grandma’s have the best wit!
5. Bring your dad a sword and a medal and he’ll instantly forget all that crap আপনি did.
6. A three মিনিট song turns আপনি into a badass.
7. Don’t have a girlfriend? The emperor will hook আপনি up!
8. Don’t cheat…You won’t get away with it.
9. “Get off the roof! Get off the roof! Get off the roof!!!!!!!!”
10. He’s your worst nightmare!
[Finding Nemo]
1. If your dad tells আপনি not to touch something…don’t touch it!
2. Swim down!
3. Short term memory loss can…short term memory loss can…short term memory loss can…
4. Manta rays are the kings of tongue twisters.
5. Never trust a girl in braces…
6. “Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat!”
7. Saying mine over and over again is very annoying.
8. Whales only eat krill…oh look! Krill!
9. Clown মাছ are not that funny.
10. All drains lead to the ocean.
[Ratatouille]
1. Beware short men in large hats.
2. It’s not a bad thing when বই talk to you.
3. Rats make better chefs than আপনি do.
4. Sometimes women WON’T pepper spray you.
5. আপনি can survive being struck দ্বারা lightning and also be unharmed.
6. Rats don’t like to be called thieves.
7. Not all ডিজনি চলচ্চিত্র have people bursting into song every 5 minutes.
8. আপনি can control someone দ্বারা yanking their hair.
9. Rats are strong enough to open the refrigerator.
10. There is most likely a small ইঁদুর restaurant above আপনি when আপনি eat out.
[Toy Story]
1. Your toys are alive.
2. আপনি cannot fly, আপনি can however fall with style.
3. At the moment আপনি need them, your RC car will run out of batteries.
4. god is in the form of a claw.
5. Woody makes fire!!
6. Buzz is like a magnifying glass.
7. Your piggy bank wants to take over the world.
8. Just because a toy looks like something Tim burton would come up with does not mean that it is evil.
[Tangled]
1. Most thugs প্রণয় to burst into song.
2. Old men in diapers are fine in a kids movie.
3. There is always the possibility that আপনি were stolen as a baby.
4. Women প্রণয় convicts.
5. There’s a new sheriff in town and he has hooves!
6. Anyone with hair longer than their body must be magic!
7. গান গাওয়া makes আপনি young.
8. Bar’s always have at least 1 secret passageway.
9. Floods can be dangerous.
10. The chameleon is a pimp.
