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Jeez, so many lists about girls telling guys what they should do when imposing them and such... It's time to extinguish those high standards, with some cold, hard, facts about us. Fighting আগুন with fire. *puts on sunglasses* Oh yeah.

So girls, here's a তালিকা about boys, দ্বারা a boy.


Guys look, but don't flirt!
1. We look at other girls often, as ashamed as some of us might be about it. We're just naturally distracted. It, however, doesn't mean we're flirting with them straight away. Here's a প্রশ্ন I'd like to ask all girls in a relationship. What are আপনি expecting your boyfriend to do, cheat on you? Break up with you, just so he could start a thing with that girl he just so happened to notice? That only says something about your own insecurity, and আপনি should really learn to assume a stronger posture. No offense to anyone without a boyfriend, অথবা just doesn't care much.

"Getting your way is easy, but only when we think you're nagging."
2. We have two rules when it comes wo arguing with a girl. Rule #1: The girl always wins. Rule #2 (less important side rule): when the guy happens to be right, rule #1 comes into play. Therefore, it is easy for most of us to just say "OK, hunn, you're right.". Kinda makes it a waste of time to argue with us in the first place.

Gives guys a break every once in a while
3. We প্রণয় to spend time with you, but when we need a time off, give us that time off, and don't call us for a while. Chances are that after a few tries we just stop answering, and it only cost আপনি phone credit. (if আপনি have a phone subscription, lucky you! ;) ) When we've stopped feeling so down, we will visit আপনি again. Guys can't stay away from their girlfriends too long.

"That guy is touching you?? I'll have his balls!"
4. Guys are protective and vigilant দ্বারা nature. It's just the way we are, I think. If we see anyone eyeballing 'our' (I use that word loosely here) girl, we'll tare him apart. Think of us as dogs. If আপনি are away from us, we'll miss you, and if we see anyone touching you, we relentlessly attack him.

Contrary to জনপ্রিয় believes, guys do cry. Just alone
5.Guys can be sad too!:'( I hear so many girls bringing guys into a bad daylight. "Guys are so insensitive, guys are so unfeeling". So ignorant. If anyone is unsensitive, it should be people who say stuff like that, without even getting to know the guy. Lots of guys are adept at holding back their tears (me, for example), and when we're alone, we'll throw it out all at once. Although fairly quietly. For example, when we're in company of others, and we say something like: "excuse me, I'll be right back..." and we step out of the room, let us. Please. There's a pretty real chance we're going to cry. We need to cry every now and then, and when we return in a few minutes, we often will share what's on our mind. And if we don't, it's just too hard to tell.

Same interests? Who needs 'em?
6. Most guys are not not as picky as girls, when it comes to প্রণয় and that sort of thing. Having the same interests is often a side manner, when it is really gorgeous eyes and a nice sense of humour that makes most guys 'melt'.

Guys are not as talkative with বন্ধু when there is a girl with them
7. Often our convorsations consists of dirty little sextalks. That's right, sex interests us a lot. And we know most girls feel uneasy because of it. So we know how to keep quiet about it. So when আপনি think it gets too quiet, it's because we have nothing to talk about, if আপনি get my meaning... Think of it as a sign of respect. When there's a girl in the room, adult filter is turned 'ON'.

Playing sports is a pro
8. We প্রণয় it when a girls practices a sport. It gives us something fun to do with our girlfriend, and an hourglass figure is an enjoyable side bonus to lots of guys. Not that our whole world revolves around your body though.

Girls who like classic rock are hot
9. And দ্বারা the looks of it, most who read this তালিকা shouldn't worry about this. Few things impose guys আরো than a girl who has AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, অথবা Deep Purple in their iTunes playlist. Playing a musical instrument is a pro, too.

"Ask us out for a change!"
10. I know, it's a prescribed rule that guys should be the ones to ask their girlfriend out for a date, but why does it always have to be us? যোগদান us in a rebel against society! Ask us out every once in a while too.

But please, don't make us go to a girly movie অথবা anything. ;-)
posted by Caligirl2011
So open up your iTunes অথবা সঙ্গীত player and put it on shuffle! Let it play and for everysong.. It makes a life story!!

1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl আপনি like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. দিন song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. প্রণয় song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong
posted by happyfreak
A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she ব্যক্ত it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written দ্বারা a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As আপনি will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...
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Ashimoto ni kaze hikari ga matta nichijou ni dake tsumotta bun no kiseki ga
Miagereba kumo tooku e no kiro osanai hi no jibun yori mo hayaku
Yukidoke o matte ita kodomo no আপনি ni hashiru
Hikaru shizuku tobihaneteru
Asu no deai sae kizukazu ni iru kisetsu-tachi no naka de kagayaite iru yo

Sekaijuu ni wa donna omoi mo kanau hi ga kuru
Zutto tabi o shite yuku bokura ni chiisana sei-tachi maioriru

Deatta basho mo midori o nashite yuruyaka ni mo nagareru toki ni yudanete
Haruka ni aogu machinami no roji osanai hi no jibun ga mada kakeru
Ano yuuhodou kara kikoete kuru kigi no koe ya hibi no zawameki...
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Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like আপনি for a minute, and then forget আপনি afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are আপনি doing something?” অথবা “Have আপনি eaten already?” are the first usual প্রশ্ন a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all দিন but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes...
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Some dreams stay with আপনি long after you've woken up.
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Life may be just a dream, but how do we interpret it? What we dream at night can give us clues about what is important to us in waking life. Dreams help us to process our conscious thoughts and can give us new and important insights into the problems and challenges we face in the world. Although we may have strange and unusual dreams, there are a number of common dreams that many of us experience over and over again. Read the interpretations below for an explanation of symbols that seem to appear frequently in dreams.
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1. Faulty অথবা lost...
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Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. গুল্ম

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit...
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posted by karpach_13
28 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

1.. We’re not as big of perverts as আপনি think we all are.

2.. No matter what আপনি say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole

3.. We like আপনি to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4.. Don’t argue with us when we call আপনি beautiful.

5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.

7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8.. If আপনি have cramps and we ask আপনি what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the মাস and nothing more.

9.. If আপনি really...
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posted by karpach_13
101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten মিনিট intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people আপনি can get
to যোগদান in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department দ্বারা sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as আপনি see fit.

9. When there are...
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Questions:
Do আপনি think Eggs are disgusting?


Are সারমেয় cute?


Do আপনি fish?


Are আপনি at the age where আপনি can drink?


Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?


Do আপনি have a boyfriend অথবা girlfriend?


Do আপনি know who Hayley Steele is?


Have আপনি ever watched Good Luck Charlie?


Ever taken a sponge bath?


Do আপনি have your ears pierced?


Ever broken your butt?


চা is…?


Ever READ Twilight Saga?


Ever burnt চকোলেট in the microwave?


Ever wanted to die before?


Any siblings?


চকোলেট Pie is Gross?

Do আপনি have a cat?


Do আপনি have a dog?


Have আপনি ever had a baby?


Are আপনি father অথবা a mother অথবা nothing?


Do আপনি write stories?


Your best friend’s name is…?


If আপনি had a catch phrase what would it be?


পছন্দ singer?


Is Robert Pattinson hot অথবা what?


Yes অথবা No?


Black অথবা White?


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posted by MiizLadiDiime
Some of the many things the dumb 21 faced bitches say in my class i am in বছর 8 yeah i ব্যক্ত it বছর eight they act like deh 18 অথবা sumtin most of dem will become prozies

1. oh look at us were so bad cuz we smoke weed..WTF
2. so did u চুম্বন অথবা snog চুম্বন oh ur boringgg
3. rememba my so called friend gave blahblah a blow job she was serious she told me nt 2 tell bt im tellin EVRi 1
4. i প্রণয় আপনি i wanna be wid u 4 eva oh yh me 2 চুম্বন kisssy... UR 12!!!
5 oh im gonna bang আপনি oh come গর্ত fight fight fight oh no i broke a nail oh did u im sorry friend yh 4eva bfff
7. i হারিয়ে গেছে my virginty ooh yh she abused...
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posted by মাইলোরক্স১৮
Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if আপনি talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're বন্ধু with other guys.

But when you're sitting পরবর্তি to us, and some যেভাবে খুশী guy walks into the room
 and আপনি jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if আপনি sit there and talk to him for ten মিনিট without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
 little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...
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1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her আপনি প্রণয় her.

5. Call her before আপনি sleep and after আপনি wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease আপনি back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her পছন্দ movie with her অথবা her পছন্দ প্রদর্শনী even if আপনি think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes.

12. Let her know she's important.

13. Kiss...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
So let me start this প্রবন্ধ off দ্বারা saying I’m a fucking idiot. A few years ago, I made an প্রবন্ধ called শীর্ষ Ten Japan-Only Games, back when I did this horrible thing called শীর্ষ tens, and I truly was the Watchmojo of this website. On that list, I included a little Konami game called Shadow of Memories for the Xbox, stating that it did come to Europe, but not to America. Well it turns out it did. Only the Xbox version never came to America. But the PS2 version did, under a new title, Shadow of Destiny, for some reason. Why was it changed from Memories to Destiny? I don’t know. Point is,...
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I was really not looking অগ্রবর্তী to this game. পাতিহাঁস of the 99 ড্রাগন is infamous for being a broken, buggy, glitchy mess… আরো so than the games I’ve played thus far. It was a game that was heavily advertised when it came out, having boasted about having the team that worked on Batman: The Animated series. Published দ্বারা Majesco and developed দ্বারা Idol FX, পাতিহাঁস of the 99 ড্রাগন was meant to be the start of a massive franchise, with পাতিহাঁস of the 99 ড্রাগন getting a comic book franchise and even an animated TV show. But due to the game being পাতিহাঁস of the 99 Dragons, it was dead on arrival....
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Well, this is a first of many, I feel. Fray, a game দ্বারা the studio Brain Candy, an indie team that had passion for this game, this online multiplayer that anyone could get into. Fray was a game set in 2098 in a cyberpunk setting, আপনি play as one of three giant corporations that want complete control over the Earth’s virtual communication system, and hire four soldiers to take out the other companies. Cyberpunk settings were always some of my favorite, so I was interesting in playing this game. So how is it? Well… It’s nothing. আপনি can buy this game off Steam right now, but I wouldn’t...
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