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As of 2008, Harry Potter বই have sold over 400 million copies and have been translated into 67 languages.i
A picture of Gandalf the Grey (from The Lord of the Rings) can be seen in the collection of great wizards in Professor Dumbledore’s study in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.f
লেখক J. K. Rowling recently revealed that Dumbledore is gay and he had a crush on the wizard Grindelwald, whom he later defeated in a wizard duel.a
As every Potter অনুরাগী knows, Dementors are deadly, magical, wraith-like creatures. Rowling revealed that they represent depression and that they were based on her own experience with the disease. The remedy to lighten the effects of a Dementor is chocolate.e
    


Rowling is the first লেখক billionaire

Rowling is the first person to become a billionaire (U.S. dollars) দ্বারা লেখা books.i
In 2007, Rowling was runner up for Time magazine’s Person of the Year.i
The death of Rowling’s mother from multiple sclerosis significantly influenced her writing, and death is a major theme throughout the Potter series.j
The actress who played Moaning Myrtle is actually 37 years old and is the oldest actress to portray a Hogwarts student.g
Rowling discovered “witchy” sounding names such as toadflax, goutwort, grommel, and others in Culpeper’s Complete Herbal, a famous book of herbal lore from the 1600s.h
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was released on July 21, 2007, and sold 11 million copies on the first দিন of its release, breaking Rowling's earlier records for the fastest selling book of all time.a
Rowling ব্যক্ত that if she were to be a teacher at Hogwarts, she would teach Charms. If she had a job in the wizarding world, she would write spell books.c
Harry Potter’s pet snowy owl, Hedwig, shares her name with two famous saints. One is Saint Hedwig of Andechs (1174-1243), a former duchess noted for her benevolence and compassionate nature. The other is Saint Hedwig, কুইন of Poland (1373-1399). The death of Hedwig in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows represents Harry’s loss of innocence and coming of age.b
    


Wizards in Harry’s world primarily use owls to communicate

Owls are the primary means of communication between wizards in Harry’s world. However, in many parts of the world, owls are considered bad luck and harbingers of death.b
In Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, dragon blood is revealed to be an effective চুলা cleaner.g
Rowling’s বই were the first children’s বই included on the New York Bestseller তালিকা since E.B. White’s Charlotte’s Web in 1952.i
When Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban was released in Great Britain, the publisher asked stores not to sell the book until schools were closed for the দিন to prevent truancy.e
Several publishers rejected the first Harry Potter manuscript saying it was too long and literary, but Bloomsbury Publisher finally accepted it in 1996. The book’s publisher suggested Rowling use the name “J. K.” rather than her real name “Joanne Rowling” to appeal to male readers. She took the “K” from her grandmother's name Kathleen, but neither "Kathleen" nor "K" is part of her legal name.c
Rowling’s series has stimulated children to read and has concomitantly boosted the sales of other children’s literature, such as C.S. Lewis’ The Chronicles of Narnia series and Lloyd Alexander’s The Black Cauldron series.i
A few scholars have suggested that the Harry Potter series is sexist because the three most powerful figures are male, females use their power in ways that make them less appealing than the males, and Hermione is less powerful and less poised than the boys. Other scholars say those claims are unfounded.e
রঙ play an important role in the Harry Potter novels. For example, shades of red represent goodness, such as Gryffindor’s scarlet robes, Harry’s red ink, and the crimson Hogwarts Express train. The Weasleys have red hair and a red roof. Green is largely associated with negative events, such as when Harry sees a flash of green when his parents die and the green-colored curse that made Ron vomit.j
Numbers are symbolic in the series, especially 2, 3, 4, and 7. For example, the trio of Harry, Ron, and Hermione suggest the power of three and the spiritual trinity. Harry fatally wounds the basilisk on its third strike, and Hagrid knocks on the front door of Hogwarts three times. Students attend Hogwarts for seven years and there are seven players on each Quidditch team. Sirius is also imprisoned on the seventh floor of Hogwarts.j
Rowling ব্যক্ত her পছন্দ beast in the series is the phoenix, a mythical sacred bird who ignites into flames when it reaches 500 অথবা 1,000 years old only to emerge from the flames as a new and young phoenix.c
    


Harry Potter and Rowling share a birthday on July 31st

Harry’s birthday is July 31, 1980. Rowling’s birthday is also July 31—but in 1966.b
The name Voldemort comes from the French words meaning “fly from death,” and his entire goal is to conquer death. In the সেকেন্ড Harry Potter novel, Rowling shows us that “I am Lord Voldemort” is an anagram of “Tom Marvolo Riddle,” which is his actual full name.a
Harry Potter’s name may refer to a “potter’s field,” which is a cemetery in which people of unknown identity অথবা the very poor are buried. This would be fitting because Harry Potter serves as a type of “everyman,” a powerful mythological archetype.a
Rubeus Hagrid, one of Harry’s closest friends, is part wizard and part giant. Rubeus is Latin for something produced from a bramble অথবা a thicket, which fits Rowling’s বিবরণ of him as “wild.” Hagrid most likely comes from the term “haggard” which also means “wild” অথবা “unruly.”a
Cedric Diggory is one of four students to die in Rowling’s novels. Cedric is a common Welsh name, and Diggory is the name of the professor in The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe who traveled to Narnia where he picked an আপেল to save his mother. The seeds from the আপেল grew into a বৃক্ষ from which the wardrobe was made.a
Rowling ব্যক্ত she may have inadvertently taken the name of Harry’s school, “Hogwarts,” from a hogwort plant she saw in the Kew Gardens in New York City.b
So many অনুরাগী visit King’s ক্রুশ station to take pictures of platforms 9 and 10 that the station management erected a sign that says “Platform 9 ¾” which, in the Potter books, is invisible to Muggles but acts as a gateway for witches and wizards.c
Voldemort’s wand is made of yew. ইউ কাষ্ঠ is seen দ্বারা some as having immense অতিপ্রাকৃতিক power and being a symbol of death and rebirth, the same immortality that Voldemort seeks. Historically, nearly all wizards have used a magical wand of some sort that channels a wizard’s power and acts as a symbol of authority (such as a shepherd’s staff).e
Golgomath (one of the largest giants in the Potter universe) may be a play on the word “googol,” a math term for a one with a hundred zeros after it—in other words, one of the largest numbers known.a
Rowling ব্যক্ত that when she took an online Sorting Hat quiz, it sorted her into Hufflepuff, one of the four houses of Hogwarts.c
Rowling ব্যক্ত if she could take Polyjuice Potion for an hour, she would become Prime Minister Tony Blair. She also ব্যক্ত that she would be dreadful at playing Quidditch as she is “not sporty,” “not great with heights,” and is “clumsy.”c
Quidditch is also known as Ikarosfairke অথবা “Ikarus ball,” which refers to the Greek myth of Icarus who flew too close to the sun. His wings melted and he fell into the sea and drowned.e
Rowling ব্যক্ত that she would like to transform herself into her পছন্দ animal: an otter. That is the Animagus shape of Hermione’s Patronus—which is not surprising, since Rowling has ব্যক্ত Hermione is a lot like she is.b
The curse used to kill Harry’s parents, “Avada Kedavra,” derives from a phrase in Aramaic Abhadda kedhabhra, which means to “disappear like this word.” It was used to make illness disappear, but there’s no proof it was meant to kill anyone. It is also likely the origin of abracadabra, which was used দ্বারা doctors to cure fevers.a
Harry’s godfather’s name, Sirius Black, comes from the name of one of the brightest stars in the sky, the “Dog Star” অথবা Sirius (from the Greek word seirios, meaning “burning”). The তারকা is a symbol of the goddess Isis and was central to the religion and philosophy of Egypt.a
Sirius Black’s ট্যাটু are borrowed from Russian prison gangs. The markings identify the person as someone to be feared and respected.e
    


“Dumbledore“ is an Old English word meaning “bumblebee“

Albus Wulfric Percival Brian Dumbledore is Dumbledore’s full name. Dumbledore is an Old English word meaning “bumblebee.” Albus is Latin for “white,” and Wulfric was the name of a twelfth-century saint who became a deeply holy man after seeing a homeless man in the street. Percival was a knight of King Arthur’s Round টেবিল and may also mean “pierce the veil,” suggesting an ability to return from the dead. Brian is a Celtic name, meaning “strong.”a
The original শিরোনাম of the first book was Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone and appeared on বই in the United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, and other territories. It was changed to Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone দ্বারা the American publisher because “Sorcerer’s” seemed আরো exciting. Rowling later ব্যক্ত she would have fought this decision had she been in a better position.b
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone refers to a mythical object called a “philosopher’s stone.” In the ancient practice of alchemy (from the Arabic word al-kimia, অথবা the transformation of metals, and related to the word algebra), alchemists searched for a magical substance called the “philosopher’s stone” that would turn ordinary metals into gold. In Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, the “philosopher’s stone” is described as “blood-red.”e
Hogwarts wizards use cauldrons (from the Latin calere meaning “to be warm” অথবা hot, and which is related to “calorie”) to create potions. Mundungus (from archaic Spanish for “stinky tobacco”) Fletcher was known to peddle stolen pots. Cauldrons are one of the oldest and most widely known symbols of magic—older, for example, than broomsticks. In fact, people once believed that witches flew in cauldrons.a
“Morsmorde” is the command that makes the Dark Mark (the mark of Voldemort) appear and means “take a bite out of death” in French, making it an appropriate call for Death Eaters.a
The Death Eaters were originally known as the Knights of Walpurgis, which is a reversal of “Walpurgis Night,” the name of an old witch’s holiday on April 30th celebrating springtime—exactly six months from Halloween. One holiday ushered in the growing season; one marked its passing. On both nights, demons and witches were free to roam. Saint Walpuriga was actually the name of a nun who lived between A.D. 710-779.e
The divination textbook used at Hogwarts was written দ্বারা “Cassandra Vablatsky.” Her last name refers to a real woman, Helena Petrovna Blavatsky who founded the Theosophical Society. Cassandra was the daughter of the rulers of Troy (Priam and Hecuba) who was cursed দ্বারা Apollo to prophecy the truth but never to be believed.e
The Hogwarts school নীতিবাণী is Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus which is Latin for “Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon.” In the novels, the school is located somewhere in Scotland and has various charms to make it appear as an old ruin to muggle eyes.b
Hogwarts was founded 1,000 years পূর্বে দ্বারা Godric Gryffindor (fire/lion), Salazar Slytherin (water/serpent), Helga Hufflepuff (earth/badger), and Rowena Ravenclaw (air/raven). Its crest includes each of the animal representations of the four founders.c
In the Hogwarts school, grades include Outstanding, Exceeds Expectations, and Acceptable. The failing grades include Poor, Dreadful, and Troll.e
Early in the series' history, the Harry Potter বই received positive reviews; however, later বই were criticized as bland and cliché.i
    


The idea of Harry Potter “strolled“ into Rowling’s head during a four-hour train delay

Rowling says the idea of Harry Potter just “strolled into her head” during a four-hour train delay.c
According to Rowling, her পছন্দ book as a child was The Little White Horse দ্বারা Elizabeth Goudge.c
An outbreak of lice among the children cast members occurred while filming Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.f
When Coca-Cola won the rights to tie in its product with Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Rowling insisted the company donate $18 million to the U.S. পাঠ করা Is Fundamental campaign to encourage children to read.d
Natalie McDonald, who appeared in Harry Potter and Goblet of Fire, was based on a real girl Rowling knew who was dying of leukemia.a
The driver and conductor of the Knight Bus, Ernie and Stanley, are named after Rowling’s grandfathers.a
In 2003, members of the যীশু Non-Denominational Church in Greenville, Michigan, publicly demonstrated their concern over what they perceived to be evil in the Harry Potter বই দ্বারা gathering around a bonfire and burning Rowling’s books. In the Middle Ages, when বই were rare, burning them was a radical statement.i
Rowling claims that her wizarding world is purely imaginary and she doesn’t believe in the kind of magic found in her books.i
    


The Wizarding World of Harry Potter is scheduled to open at Universal Orlando in 2010

A theme park called the Wizarding World of Harry Potter will open in 2010 at Universal Islands of Adventure in Florida. The park will include a Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the Forbidden Forest, and Hogsmeade Village.i
Harry Potter বই made the American লাইব্রেরি Association (ALA) তালিকা of 100 Most Frequently Challenged বই for five consecutive years. A challenge is a formal, written complaint filed with a লাইব্রেরি অথবা school requesting that materials be removed because of content অথবা appropriateness.i
Most parent protests against the বই include arguments that the বই glorify witchcraft, encourage children to break rules and defy authority, and dwell on dark themes and death. But other parents argue in favor of the books, saying they serve as a mirror for finding a young child’s full potential.i
When asked about the Harry Potter series, Pope John Paul II ব্যক্ত the stories helped children see the difference between good and evil. However, Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger (now Pope Benedict XVI) ব্যক্ত the বই “erode খ্রীষ্টধর্ম in the soul” of young people and are “inconsistent with the teachings of the Catholic Church.” Ratzinger ব্যক্ত the বই were a “subtle seduction.”i
Nancy Stouffer, the লেখক of The Legend of Rah and the Muggles and Harry Potter and His Best Friend Lilly sued Rowling because she ব্যক্ত Rowling’s বই were based on her ideas. Stouffer হারিয়ে গেছে her case in 2002 and was fined for making her claim with forged documents. No other লেখক has claimed that Rowling গাউন an idea
(CREATED দ্বারা RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.


Chuck Norris can মোছা the Recycling Bin.


Ghosts are actually caused দ্বারা Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Chuck Norris can strangle আপনি with a cordless phone.


Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


Chuck Norris once had a হৃদয় attack; his হৃদয় lost.


Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.


The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. গুল্ম

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
The story we have for আপনি today is one of love, friendship, and how to co-exist.

Salati is a leopard that was adopted দ্বারা the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate জন্তু জানোয়ার that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became বন্ধু with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a কুকুরছানা at the time.

আপনি would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two জন্তু জানোয়ার connected from the first moment. Now the two জন্তু জানোয়ার are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!

They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
1)Devise a secret code with your বন্ধু then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask প্রশ্ন so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s প্রশ্ন in slow motion 2)Answer প্রশ্ন only with one word
3)Scream যেভাবে খুশী words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” অথবা “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer প্রশ্ন in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...
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 Hayley
Hayley
WARNING:The following প্রবন্ধ contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.


*One দিন at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a বছর ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well আপনি don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James আপনি creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...
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Over the many years of pikachu,if আপনি look closely পিকাচু has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

________________________

Ash:Loose some weight আপনি fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
_________________________________________

Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his খাবার up.Pikachu...
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posted by gossipgirlxoxo
1. Shave one eyebrow.

2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring আপনি food.

3. Spill a lot of বিয়ার on his/her bed. Swim.

4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.

5. Stare at your roommate for five মিনিট out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.

6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

7. Keep a ধেড়ে ইঁদুরের ন্যায় প্রাণিবিশেষ as a pet. Buy a blender,...
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posted by thespikedturtle
Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one আপনি may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, দ্বারা today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...
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User: I didn't know আপনি could play Twister all দ্বারা yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know আপনি could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: আপনি spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he অথবা she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that আপনি can see that আপনি di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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posted by woowie
Kat: আপনি spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and আপনি know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO প্রণয় AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, আপনি stay since আপনি live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
DO আপনি wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............



Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater অনুরাগী then আপনি might not wanna read this but if আপনি do and it affends আপনি then leave a মতামত and i can tell আপনি in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned আপনি so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...
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1) Pick up cat and শৈশবাবস্থা it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. শৈশবাবস্থা in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....
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posted by werewolflover
Yeah,this is the first প্রবন্ধ I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 বছর old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If আপনি met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know আপনি don't hit when আপনি don't get what আপনি want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's আরো but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what আপনি think in মতামত please:)
posted by ihavOTD
 I am Anti- Miley because of this:
I am Anti- Miley because of this:
OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that আপনি can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can তারিখ Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do আপনি realize how crazy and gross a lot of অনুরাগী are???? Here is a gross প্রবন্ধ about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached দ্বারা “Gross”, “Bleeding”...
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Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
    Okay, so this is an যন্ত্রপত্র to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new পছন্দ song, just so আপনি know. omg ;i wrote আরো in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, কাঠবিড়াল clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...
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21 Ways to Say I প্রণয় You



1. Call her the পরবর্তি day.



2. Always laugh at her jokes.



3. Tell her (truthfully) that আপনি can't wait to see her again.



4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.



5. Call her just to say আপনি were thinking about her.



6. Bring her a teddy ভালুক and chicken সুপ when she's sick.



7. Write her a poem.



8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).



9. Bring her ফুলেরডালি for no reason.



10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.



11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.



12. চুম্বন her in the middle...
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User: Hey.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good and you?


Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?


User: 16.


Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do আপনি like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do আপনি like ponies?

User: Yes. But, ইউনিকর্ণ are better.

Cleverbot: ইউনিকর্ণ aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE আপনি SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: আপনি ব্যক্ত ইউনিকর্ণ aren't real. :( I thought আপনি were my friend....
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