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posted by Kyssmig
One evening there was a murder in the প্রথমপাতা of married couple, their son and daughter. One of these four people murdered one of the others. One of the members of the family witnessed the crime.



The other one helped the murderer.


These are the things we know for sure:

1. The witness and the one who helped the murderer were not of the same sex.


2. The oldest person and the witness were not of the same sex.


3. The youngest person and the victim were not of the same sex.


4. The one who helped the murderer was older than the victim.


5. The father was the oldest member of the family.


6. The murderer was not the youngest member of the family.

Who was the murderer?
My wife, Tere, and I purchased a new car in December. Even though we had tickets to fly from California to Houston to visit her family for Christmas, we decided to drive to Texas to break in the new car. We packed the car and took off for a wonderful week with Grandma.

We had a wonderful time and stay to the last possible মিনিট visiting with Grandma. On the return trip we needed to get প্রথমপাতা in a hurry, so we drove straight through — one person driving while the other one slept. After driving in a hard rain for several hours, we arrived প্রথমপাতা late at night. We were tired and ready for a hot...
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posted by FanFun1010
If you're under weight: She's too skinny
If you're over weight: She's a fat ass
If you're gay: He's so gay
If you're a lesbian: She's fucking gay
If you're Black: NIGGER!
If you're White: CRACKER!
If you're Mexican/Hispanic/Latino etc.: নমস্কার TACO!
If you're tall: How is the weather up there?
If you're short: MIDGET
If you're smart: NERD!
If you're not smart: DUMBASS!
If you're a virgin: haha virgin
If you're not a virgin: SLUT!

There is no way to please society. Doesn't matter what আপনি do, you'll be judged.
posted by Invincible321
For all those who don't understand why people cut, this is for you. I get it. I completely understand. When you're depressed, আপনি need an outlet. You're so empty and numb that আপনি need to feel something, and since আপনি refuse to feel happy, আপনি cut yourself to feel pain. That sounds completely wrong, but, who knows? Maybe it really works. It becomes an addiction. আপনি can't go with out feeling that pain. And everytime, আপনি have to cut deeper and deeper to feel the same way. Feel the way that আপনি strive for. Just feel anything. Soon enough, everything around আপনি becomes a weapon of self-destruction....
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posted by hetaliaitaly
Although the reasons why people commit suicide are multifaceted and complex, life circumstances that may immediately precede someone committing suicide include the time period of at least a week after discharge from a psychiatric hospital অথবা a sudden change in how the person appears to feel (for example, much worse অথবা much better). Examples of possible triggers (precipitants) for suicide are real অথবা imagined losses, like the breakup of a romantic relationship, moving, loss (especially if দ্বারা suicide) of a friend, loss of freedom, অথবা loss of other privileges.

Firearms are দ্বারা far the most common...
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*All the kids were outside*
Taylor:This is so cool!Our own secret hide out!
Lizzy:I KNOW RIGHT!!SO cool!
Taylor:Yup!Hey we should make a secret handshake!
Lizzy:First I gotta see if your ready!Time for the test!I WENT DOWNTOWN TO SEE CHARLIE BROWN,HE GAVE ME A NICKEL SO I BOUGHT HIM A PICKLE,THE জরান WAS টক SO I BOUGHT HIM A FLOWER,THE ফুল WAS DEAD SO THIS IS WHAT I SAID:DOWN DOWN BABY RIDE THE ROLLER COASTER
Taylor:Seriously?
Lizzy:YES!
Taylor:*Whisper whisper whisper*
Lizzy:GREAT IDEA!!!COME ON!
Taylor:Mrs.Amy!Can me and Lizzy Bunk together!?
Amy:I don't know
Taylor:*Slips 5 bucks*What about now?
Amy:*sarcasm*Sure!
Taylor:YES!!!COME ON LIZZY!
Lizzy:OKAY!!
Lizzy packed her bag and moved it to Taylor's bunk
Taylor's POV:
That night আপনি would imagine I slept well but I didn't.My dream:
Dad got in the house,duck taped her mouth,hid her in the basement,and stabbed her.
I woke up immediately
Taylor:AH!!
Lizzy:TAYLOR!Whats wrong!
Taylor:Nothing,*pants*Nothing
posted by crazed_twilight
have u every dreamt of being anything but urself i know i have and if u have dreamt of being anything but urself did it ever happen to me it did.this is my story
live it like it's ur's
i always thought i had every thing in the world but recently i'm having doubts.everything feels like my life isn't right anymore i do every thing i can to make it feel right once আরো but it just seems wrong.
i finally met a guy i thought i loved but it turns out he's a douche bag guess u can't always have wat u want in life.
recently i've been having this funny feeling that someone is watching me i can feel...
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posted by Musiclover456
I'm sorry to those who i can't help
I'm sorry to those who are abused
I'm sorry to those who are alone
I'm sorry to those who are different
I'm sorry I'm not normal

I'm sorry i can't live how i want to
I'm sorry I'm different
I'm sorry people suffer
I'm sorry to those who know me
I feel so sorry for existing in this world
because I cause nothing but pain to those I love
because those who know me end up suffering
that's why I'm always so sorry
I say I'm sorry to the world
because I exist
♥♥♥.............again found this.not দ্বারা me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger অথবা a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American অথবা Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance অথবা anything else that might be considered ......
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posted by Fangirl99
As i walk down the street,i wish i was still in bed.Dreaming about the দিন that just ended.Summer vacation


"back to hell,"i said.When i say that,i mean school.
in my books,its basically the same thing.

"hey jamie!"my friend izzy calls from across.

i run down t otalk to her

"hey,"i said,putting my hair back form my face."
"wheres Ashlee?"

"umm,i gotta go,bye!" she ran out of site.

"at lunch,i treid to fine izzy and ask her what the hell happened earlier

"hey,izz"i said,sitting পরবর্তি to her.
"wheres ashlee?"

"um......"she looked like she was gonna vomit অথবা something.i didnt understand why.

"ive been wondering...
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