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9 Fun Things to Do During a Boring Lecture
1) When the professor asks a question, raise your hand. If the professor calls on you, point to someone in the পরবর্তি row and say "He knows." Pick a different person each time.
2) Buy a watermelon. Give it to the professor. If he/she asks, say "They were out of apples."
3) Bring a fishing rod. Try to catch things on the professor's desk.
4) Bring a tape player and a tape of a thunderstorm. Keep it hidden. Sometime during the lecture, start the tape, stand up, claim that the professor has angered the gods and leave. Watch to see how many students follow আপনি after the tape starts playing.
5) Make reserved seating cards and place them on the desks before class.
6) Bring a flash camera. Take pictures every few minutes, using a very bright flash. If anyone complains, say that আপনি didn't see any sign saying আপনি couldn't bring cameras.
7) Bring a light bulb. Hold it over your head whenever আপনি have the answer to a question.
8) Sneeze very loudly. Then have the person পরবর্তি to আপনি sneeze, then the person পরবর্তি to him, and so on. See how long it takes before the professor sneezes.
9) When the professor comes in, suddenly scream, "NOOOOOOOO! Not him! Not professor Johnson!! They let him teach again! Nooooooo!" Then run out of the room. See how many people follow you.
9 Fun Things to Do During a Boring Lecture
1) When the professor asks a question, raise your hand. If the professor calls on you, point to someone in the পরবর্তি row and say "He knows." Pick a different person each time.
2) Buy a watermelon. Give it to the professor. If he/she asks, say "They were out of apples."
3) Bring a fishing rod. Try to catch things on the professor's desk.
4) Bring a tape player and a tape of a thunderstorm. Keep it hidden. Sometime during the lecture, start the tape, stand up, claim that the professor has angered the gods and leave. Watch to see how many students follow আপনি after the tape starts playing.
5) Make reserved seating cards and place them on the desks before class.
6) Bring a flash camera. Take pictures every few minutes, using a very bright flash. If anyone complains, say that আপনি didn't see any sign saying আপনি couldn't bring cameras.
7) Bring a light bulb. Hold it over your head whenever আপনি have the answer to a question.
8) Sneeze very loudly. Then have the person পরবর্তি to আপনি sneeze, then the person পরবর্তি to him, and so on. See how long it takes before the professor sneezes.
9) When the professor comes in, suddenly scream, "NOOOOOOOO! Not him! Not professor Johnson!! They let him teach again! Nooooooo!" Then run out of the room. See how many people follow you.
Pre-poem note: I wrote this in honor of my big sister's maths test on circles.
I must warn আপনি that it is complete nonsense.
Read on, if আপনি dare...
There was a blue বৃত্ত from Crete
Whose রঙ were overly neat
It morphed twice, scared away all the mice
Then ব্যক্ত to all, 'wipe your feet
On me because I'm a doormat'
Post-poem note: Well, I warned you.
And it's not my fault if আপনি end up in the hospital for laughing আপনি head off, অথবা having a bee in your bonnet about circles.
Anyway...hope আপনি enjoyed! :D
I must warn আপনি that it is complete nonsense.
Read on, if আপনি dare...
There was a blue বৃত্ত from Crete
Whose রঙ were overly neat
It morphed twice, scared away all the mice
Then ব্যক্ত to all, 'wipe your feet
On me because I'm a doormat'
Post-poem note: Well, I warned you.
And it's not my fault if আপনি end up in the hospital for laughing আপনি head off, অথবা having a bee in your bonnet about circles.
Anyway...hope আপনি enjoyed! :D
