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Hi, my name is james. im am 13 yrs old. i was beat from school. i had gotten 8 hrs detention for অভিনয় like rigby during math class. some teachers huh? anyway, it was 10:00 PM when i got home. i went up the stairs to my bedroom, shut the door, got into my pj's and got in bed. as i laid in my bed, i closed my eyes and thought, dang, the regular প্রদর্শনী universe seems pretty awsome. no school, no detention, it's perfect. then i fell into a deep sleep. this is where the story begins. i woke up on a hard surface, i got up and was in a white room. where the heck am i, i thought. as i turned around i saw a floating ipad. OK WHAT THE F!? i said. a floating ipad, i must be dreaming. i pinched my self hard, OW!, yep ok, not dreaming! i said. the ipad turned on and the screen said, regulator 9000. what the heck i said. পরবর্তি to it was a helmet, then the ipad screen ব্যক্ত put the শিরস্ত্রাণ on and আপনি will be teleported to the regular প্রদর্শনী universe with all the items and stuff আপনি want. how dose that work? i said. the ipad replied as if it herd me, it will read your mind. awsome! i said. i put the শিরস্ত্রাণ on and pressed start on the ipad. i was instantly teleported. i woke up in a গুল্ম and said, wow really nice place to spawn. (ok enough of my commentary lol) me: *crawls out of bush* huh?, whats this armor on me? *gasp* it's the master chief's armor!!! *runs to parked car to see reflection* yes, yes, yes!!!!!!! and with custom black and red paint!!! and custom flaming skull shoulder emblems!!! *hears foot steps and looks in that direction* oh crap it's mordecai, rigby and benson! i gotta hide! *hides behind the গুল্ম i spawned in* *thinks to self* thank god this গুল্ম is big enough to hide me. benson: so আপনি guys ব্যক্ত আপনি trimmed all of the bushes? mordecai: yep, all of them! rigby: yep! benson: *looks at গুল্ম i spawned in* THEN WHATS THIS!? mordecai: what! we just trimmed that one! rigby: yeah benson we did! benson: *takes a few big breaths* fine just get back to work অথবা your fired! mordecai & rigby: kk *benson, mordecai and rigby leave* me: few that was close. cortana: yeah it was. me: who ব্যক্ত that? cortana: me, my name is cortana, im am programed into your armor. me: this দিন just keeps getting শীতল and cooler. cortana: *giggles* me: নমস্কার cortana, am i a human and not a furry like mordecai and rigby are? cortana: of course, that is what আপনি wanted right? me: yep, নমস্কার wheres my house? cortana: behind a বৃক্ষ দ্বারা the snack bar. me: k lets go there, get some wepons and help mordecai and rigby with whatever they need help with! to be continued.........
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E-mails, text messages, voicemails- আপনি name it, we’ve got it. Technology has created many creative and wonderful ways for us to keep in touch with each other, as well as make our lives easier at the same time. With our busy schedules, it is not always easy to keep in touch with বন্ধু and family the way we would always like to. The days of sitting down and having a nice, long phone conversation seems like a memory of the past and is a rare thing to happen on a frequent basis these days. Not to worry though, because with E-mails and text messaging available, we are sure to keep in touch...
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1. Ruin there পছন্দ dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with সুপ and prank him.
8. চুম্বন her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)


All made up দ্বারা me. ^ ^
I decided to create a তালিকা of twenty of my personal favourite hard rock songs.

No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.

1. "Highway Star", দ্বারা Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", দ্বারা Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", দ্বারা Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", দ্বারা ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", দ্বারা Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", দ্বারা Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", দ্বারা Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", দ্বারা Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", দ্বারা Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", দ্বারা Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", দ্বারা The Runaways
12. "Mother, দ্বারা Danzig
13. "Voodoo", দ্বারা Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", দ্বারা Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", দ্বারা Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", দ্বারা Autograph
17. "I প্রণয় আপনি Period", দ্বারা Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", দ্বারা Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", দ্বারা Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", দ্বারা Kansas
These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, আপনি need it down. আপনি don't hear us
complaining about আপনি leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what আপনি want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable উত্তর to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you...
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1.find something old and breakable and go up to a apartment অথবা building অথবা highest floor in your house and open a window and estimate how long it will take that thing to hit the groung then throw it out the the window and cout how many seconds/minutes it takes to hit the ground really.
2.go to wal-mart,enough said
3.go outside and try to sell a old stuffed animal on a leash to people who look important to society,like hobos
4.go to your neighbors and tell them they need to stop the rucus and to shut up your trying to sleep even if its the middle of the দিন and they arent making any noise
5.go to...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
Useful Hawaiian Phrases
On the Plane
My how your perfume fills the entire cabin!
'A'ala maoli keia wahi o kakou i kau wai 'ala kuikawa!


If I snore, I would like to apologize in advance
Ke nono au, e kala mua mai, i keia manawa ho'i.


I am filled with admiration for my in-flight meal
Kahaha ko'u na'au i ke 'ano o ka mea 'ai ma keia mokulele.


Only six dollars for a headset? Why thats only three dollars per ear!
Eono kala no ka ho'olohe lekio? 'O ia ho'i, 'ekolu wale no kala o kahi pepeiao!


Baby, Severe Turbulance is my middle name
E ku'u kumu e, mai hopohopo, ua kapa 'ia ko'u inoa waena, 'o ia 'o Severe...
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posted by ciaraluvsjustin
1.Bring a pillow.Fall asleep[or pretend to]until the last 15 minutes.Wake up,say"Oh Geez,better get cracking"and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few মিনিট early
2.Get a copy of the exam,run out screaming "Andre Andre I've got the secret documents!!"
3.If it is a math/science exam,answer in essay form.If it is a long answer/essay form answer in numbers অথবা symbols.Be creative.
4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Throw them at the instructors left nostril.
5.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read প্রশ্ন out loud,debate your উত্তর with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out"I'M...
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