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posted by TeddyGlitter
Let the Madness Begin


    I joined ফ্যানপপ a few days পূর্বে and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST যেভাবে খুশী PARAGRAPHS IN THE মতামত AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN প্রবন্ধ AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as আপনি please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop in people's gardens.i প্রণয় Loki Laufeyson !!!!!! so much my হৃদয় beast for him hes mine !!!!! gotta প্রণয় it xD One time Regina started barking at and chasing the mailman so Bellatrix had to cast crucio on her. This got Regina really mad so she bit her owner's leg and never truly let go.I declare my প্রণয় for an জীবন্ত person! Sebastian Michaelis! The প্রণয় of my life, the রুটি to my butter, the most handsome man the in the world!!!! He's mine, and will come for me someday! what the.....Unicorns, they are my life~ uhm , okay i guess , well i am currently পাঠ করা this new series with is frustrating becuase it is so god damn bi polar , i want to kill my self , my sister just got excepted into this school for optometry , which is cool and every thing , except for the fact that both my parents are dead and she takes care of me , so it is either aunt lydia অথবা foster care . so thats going on , and then im also currently failing half of my classes , because i was in the hospital recently for a attempt of suicide , i like pie , i hate cake , cake is just too , dry for my taste , i want to kill my self , my grandma is in the united states doing this retirement thing , where she gets to stay there for 5 years for free , অথবা something , i dont remember i fell asleep half way through her explanation , my mothers দিন was like every other one since i was 5 , i was alone at my house , while my sister went out with her boyfriend , and of course I had too cook ডিনার , like every night , my dog currently passed away last মাস , which was sad , his name was chuck , for chuck norris , i felt like he needed a bad গাধা name , its lyke 100000 degrees outside , which is horrible because i hate it when its hot like , ever , even though i প্রণয় Texas , but mainly because my best friend , my only friend , lives there . my পছন্দ color is পান্না , because that was the color of my baby brothers eyes before her passed away , i hate it when my OTPs never become কামান , its just horrible , but then i প্রণয় it when they do , it is the most amazing thing ever , in the world , i currently enrolled in this program for the " un happy teens of our country" অথবা whatever the lady ব্যক্ত , everyone thinks its the best choice for me , but i think its just a total waste of time , i প্রণয় বই , even maybe আরো then i would like to admit , im a horrible artist , never ask me to draw আপনি something , it will never come out good . there is this girl at my school who likes too be a horrible human being , and does all these nasty things , which is really just sad . im starving , i havnt eaten in a long time , i used to have this eating disorder , where i wouldnt eat at all , and then when i did i would throw it up , which i think was called binge eating অথবা something , what not . i was 4 ' 5 and 67 pounds , i finally went to the doctor after my sister found me passed out on the floor in my room . i have a little bit of school left , and then im going to summer school , to get the rest of my credits for school , ugh , stupid education system . i am teaching my self latin , because i really want to get into this program that studies greek culture and mythology , but my sister thinks its silly and says i need to make money a real way , but i want to do it reallly bad . i guess shes right , i mean i have to think about others too , i guess that was pretty self মাছ of me to want that . I am moving in the summer , finally , i hate my house , it just has too many memories that arnt that good. Voldemort keeps stealing my Wi-Fi. I tryed to throw him in MT.Doom but the flying monkeys will not let me leave the house. So I had to get my পিকাচু to battle them flying monkeys are week pokemon. The wicked witch was mad so my brother peed on her then she melted. Weird day. You're all just a bunch of bald turkeys with a fetish for huge spoons and lots and lots of gravy. আপনি prefer sitting in mashed potato with no sauce then with sauce and আপনি প্রণয় dipping your turkey tail into boiling water.

...And then আপনি all died.


The end.



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posted by nmdis
"Search Me"


Through this skin আপনি see
My heart
Through this laughter আপনি feel
My pain
Even through this mask আপনি see
My face
For আপনি are the only one who really knows just who I am

And আপনি খুঁজুন me
And আপনি know all the secrets of my heart
And আপনি খুঁজুন me
Revealing the mysteries of who আপনি are
আপনি খুঁজুন me

Growing up never comes
Easily
In Your hands, You're the potter
Molding me
Then why do I wear this mask and play this game
Of hide and seek
When আপনি are the only one who really knows just who I am

And আপনি খুঁজুন me
And আপনি know all the secrets of my heart
And আপনি খুঁজুন me
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posted by Wendy99
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give আরো than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving আরো than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants আপনি to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help আপনি answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K এল-মৃত্যু পত্র M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13...
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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when আপনি say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. আপনি look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and আপনি never get tired of being with us.

4. I প্রণয় আপনি and only you.-Well, আপনি guys get the picture.

5. I will be with আপনি forever.

6. আপনি have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. আপনি shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for আপনি to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when আপনি want to get kicked out of the DMV. দ্বারা Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy পরবর্তি to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over দ্বারা a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people পরবর্তি to আপনি look at আপনি funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down পরবর্তি to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your পছন্দ প্রদর্শনী the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big প্রদর্শনী number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
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