Let the Madness Begin
I joined ফ্যানপপ a few days পূর্বে and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST যেভাবে খুশী PARAGRAPHS IN THE মতামত AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN প্রবন্ধ AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter
A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as আপনি please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop in people's gardens.i প্রণয় Loki Laufeyson !!!!!! so much my হৃদয় beast for him hes mine !!!!! gotta প্রণয় it xD One time Regina started barking at and chasing the mailman so Bellatrix had to cast crucio on her. This got Regina really mad so she bit her owner's leg and never truly let go.I declare my প্রণয় for an জীবন্ত person! Sebastian Michaelis! The প্রণয় of my life, the রুটি to my butter, the most handsome man the in the world!!!! He's mine, and will come for me someday! what the.....Unicorns, they are my life~ uhm , okay i guess , well i am currently পাঠ করা this new series with is frustrating becuase it is so god damn bi polar , i want to kill my self , my sister just got excepted into this school for optometry , which is cool and every thing , except for the fact that both my parents are dead and she takes care of me , so it is either aunt lydia অথবা foster care . so thats going on , and then im also currently failing half of my classes , because i was in the hospital recently for a attempt of suicide , i like pie , i hate cake , cake is just too , dry for my taste , i want to kill my self , my grandma is in the united states doing this retirement thing , where she gets to stay there for 5 years for free , অথবা something , i dont remember i fell asleep half way through her explanation , my mothers দিন was like every other one since i was 5 , i was alone at my house , while my sister went out with her boyfriend , and of course I had too cook ডিনার , like every night , my dog currently passed away last মাস , which was sad , his name was chuck , for chuck norris , i felt like he needed a bad গাধা name , its lyke 100000 degrees outside , which is horrible because i hate it when its hot like , ever , even though i প্রণয় Texas , but mainly because my best friend , my only friend , lives there . my পছন্দ color is পান্না , because that was the color of my baby brothers eyes before her passed away , i hate it when my OTPs never become কামান , its just horrible , but then i প্রণয় it when they do , it is the most amazing thing ever , in the world , i currently enrolled in this program for the " un happy teens of our country" অথবা whatever the lady ব্যক্ত , everyone thinks its the best choice for me , but i think its just a total waste of time , i প্রণয় বই , even maybe আরো then i would like to admit , im a horrible artist , never ask me to draw আপনি something , it will never come out good . there is this girl at my school who likes too be a horrible human being , and does all these nasty things , which is really just sad . im starving , i havnt eaten in a long time , i used to have this eating disorder , where i wouldnt eat at all , and then when i did i would throw it up , which i think was called binge eating অথবা something , what not . i was 4 ' 5 and 67 pounds , i finally went to the doctor after my sister found me passed out on the floor in my room . i have a little bit of school left , and then im going to summer school , to get the rest of my credits for school , ugh , stupid education system . i am teaching my self latin , because i really want to get into this program that studies greek culture and mythology , but my sister thinks its silly and says i need to make money a real way , but i want to do it reallly bad . i guess shes right , i mean i have to think about others too , i guess that was pretty self মাছ of me to want that . I am moving in the summer , finally , i hate my house , it just has too many memories that arnt that good. Voldemort keeps stealing my Wi-Fi. I tryed to throw him in MT.Doom but the flying monkeys will not let me leave the house. So I had to get my পিকাচু to battle them flying monkeys are week pokemon. The wicked witch was mad so my brother peed on her then she melted. Weird day. You're all just a bunch of bald turkeys with a fetish for huge spoons and lots and lots of gravy. আপনি prefer sitting in mashed potato with no sauce then with sauce and আপনি প্রণয় dipping your turkey tail into boiling water.
...And then আপনি all died.
The end.
Thanks To: simpleplan, egyptprincess7, amzel, summer2987, delusional, Dreamtime, Otaku_Girl4890, zanhar1, temari101, michelle1654, cutiepie0310, and KaulitZfan for being awesome even though I don’t know আপনি guys!
I joined ফ্যানপপ a few days পূর্বে and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST যেভাবে খুশী PARAGRAPHS IN THE মতামত AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN প্রবন্ধ AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter
A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as আপনি please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop in people's gardens.i প্রণয় Loki Laufeyson !!!!!! so much my হৃদয় beast for him hes mine !!!!! gotta প্রণয় it xD One time Regina started barking at and chasing the mailman so Bellatrix had to cast crucio on her. This got Regina really mad so she bit her owner's leg and never truly let go.I declare my প্রণয় for an জীবন্ত person! Sebastian Michaelis! The প্রণয় of my life, the রুটি to my butter, the most handsome man the in the world!!!! He's mine, and will come for me someday! what the.....Unicorns, they are my life~ uhm , okay i guess , well i am currently পাঠ করা this new series with is frustrating becuase it is so god damn bi polar , i want to kill my self , my sister just got excepted into this school for optometry , which is cool and every thing , except for the fact that both my parents are dead and she takes care of me , so it is either aunt lydia অথবা foster care . so thats going on , and then im also currently failing half of my classes , because i was in the hospital recently for a attempt of suicide , i like pie , i hate cake , cake is just too , dry for my taste , i want to kill my self , my grandma is in the united states doing this retirement thing , where she gets to stay there for 5 years for free , অথবা something , i dont remember i fell asleep half way through her explanation , my mothers দিন was like every other one since i was 5 , i was alone at my house , while my sister went out with her boyfriend , and of course I had too cook ডিনার , like every night , my dog currently passed away last মাস , which was sad , his name was chuck , for chuck norris , i felt like he needed a bad গাধা name , its lyke 100000 degrees outside , which is horrible because i hate it when its hot like , ever , even though i প্রণয় Texas , but mainly because my best friend , my only friend , lives there . my পছন্দ color is পান্না , because that was the color of my baby brothers eyes before her passed away , i hate it when my OTPs never become কামান , its just horrible , but then i প্রণয় it when they do , it is the most amazing thing ever , in the world , i currently enrolled in this program for the " un happy teens of our country" অথবা whatever the lady ব্যক্ত , everyone thinks its the best choice for me , but i think its just a total waste of time , i প্রণয় বই , even maybe আরো then i would like to admit , im a horrible artist , never ask me to draw আপনি something , it will never come out good . there is this girl at my school who likes too be a horrible human being , and does all these nasty things , which is really just sad . im starving , i havnt eaten in a long time , i used to have this eating disorder , where i wouldnt eat at all , and then when i did i would throw it up , which i think was called binge eating অথবা something , what not . i was 4 ' 5 and 67 pounds , i finally went to the doctor after my sister found me passed out on the floor in my room . i have a little bit of school left , and then im going to summer school , to get the rest of my credits for school , ugh , stupid education system . i am teaching my self latin , because i really want to get into this program that studies greek culture and mythology , but my sister thinks its silly and says i need to make money a real way , but i want to do it reallly bad . i guess shes right , i mean i have to think about others too , i guess that was pretty self মাছ of me to want that . I am moving in the summer , finally , i hate my house , it just has too many memories that arnt that good. Voldemort keeps stealing my Wi-Fi. I tryed to throw him in MT.Doom but the flying monkeys will not let me leave the house. So I had to get my পিকাচু to battle them flying monkeys are week pokemon. The wicked witch was mad so my brother peed on her then she melted. Weird day. You're all just a bunch of bald turkeys with a fetish for huge spoons and lots and lots of gravy. আপনি prefer sitting in mashed potato with no sauce then with sauce and আপনি প্রণয় dipping your turkey tail into boiling water.
...And then আপনি all died.
The end.
Thanks To: simpleplan, egyptprincess7, amzel, summer2987, delusional, Dreamtime, Otaku_Girl4890, zanhar1, temari101, michelle1654, cutiepie0310, and KaulitZfan for being awesome even though I don’t know আপনি guys!
1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.
2) Every five মিনিট yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time আপনি see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that আপনি are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that আপনি are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure আপনি dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
2) Every five মিনিট yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time আপনি see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that আপনি are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that আপনি are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure আপনি dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
1.You abuse our প্রণয় আপনি lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we প্রণয় him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our প্রণয় is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we প্রণয় be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape অথবা form.
6.Guys আপনি should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with আপনি (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly প্রণয় we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When আপনি (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
2.When we find the right guy we প্রণয় him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our প্রণয় is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we প্রণয় be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape অথবা form.
6.Guys আপনি should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with আপনি (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly প্রণয় we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When আপনি (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just পাঠ করা some of the টারমিনেটর উদ্ধৃতি through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash দিন tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. আপনি might get annoyed দ্বারা it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash দিন tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. আপনি might get annoyed দ্বারা it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
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(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have কেশা babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds আপনি of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his বার্বি girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his প্রথমপাতা adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he উত্তর he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have কেশা babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds আপনি of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his বার্বি girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his প্রথমপাতা adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he উত্তর he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him