Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed দ্বারা anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me দ্বারা people who actually believe that if আপনি send them on, then that poor 6 বছর old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do আপনি honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give আপনি and everyone আপনি send "his" যন্ত্রপত্র to $1000? How stupid are you?
Ooooh, lookyhere! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid দ্বারা every প্লেবয় model in the magazine! What a bunch of bullshit.
So basically, this message is a big FUCK আপনি to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started দ্বারা যীশু in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country দ্বারা midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the বছর 2000, it'll be in the গিনেস Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.
Fuck them.
If you're going to অগ্রবর্তী something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care.
প্রদর্শনী a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to দ্বারা sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.
The point being? If আপনি get some chain letter that's threatening to leave আপনি shagless অথবা luckless for the rest of your life, মোছা it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off দ্বারা making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead হাতি for 27 years, whose only savior is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if আপনি অগ্রবর্তী this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right? Now অগ্রবর্তী this to everyone আপনি know otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Ooooh, lookyhere! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid দ্বারা every প্লেবয় model in the magazine! What a bunch of bullshit.
So basically, this message is a big FUCK আপনি to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started দ্বারা যীশু in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country দ্বারা midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the বছর 2000, it'll be in the গিনেস Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.
Fuck them.
If you're going to অগ্রবর্তী something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care.
প্রদর্শনী a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to দ্বারা sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.
The point being? If আপনি get some chain letter that's threatening to leave আপনি shagless অথবা luckless for the rest of your life, মোছা it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off দ্বারা making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead হাতি for 27 years, whose only savior is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if আপনি অগ্রবর্তী this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right? Now অগ্রবর্তী this to everyone আপনি know otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
