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(A/N) has gayness cussing and sex so have fun ;D

italics = thoughts.

~Jason's POV~

I sat in that hospital room for days, but I didn't know why.

Well I didn't even know who I was.

Long hours passed everyday, I felt like a prisoner.

I was most curious about the stitches in the back of my head and why my head hurt so much when I touched them.

"Hello again Jason" The doctor ব্যক্ত coming in my room the same time he always did.

"Uh..Hello sir" I ব্যক্ত in reply.

"That's the first time you've talked since the accident" He said.

"What exactly happened to me?" I asked.

"You hit your head on concrete during a fight" The doctor said.

I then remember the stitches.

"Is that why my head hurts?" I asked.

"It is, it's also done a lot of damage to your skull that is why we're giving আপনি this medicine, the medicine leading আপনি to your memory loss আপনি have now" He explained.

That's way আরো than I needed, অথবা even wanted, to know.

"So, where's my girlfriend?" I asked expecting her to walk in any moment to surprise me.

"You don't have one" The doctor ব্যক্ত tapping the medicine in the needle.

"So i'm single?" I asked doubting it.

"No" The doctor shook his head.

"Wife..?" I asked growing impatient.

He shook his head sticking the needle in.

"Then what?" I asked wincing in pain.

"You have a boyfriend" He replied.

What?!" I yelped jumping up, breaking the needle in my arm.

I held my arm in pain.

The doctor sighed.

"Why bother? I'm a waste of your time" I mumble as he pulled the broken needle out and wrapped my arm in bandage.

"This is what I do Jason" He ব্যক্ত almost coldly.

"Fine, but about this 'boyfriend' thing, sir i'm not gay" I confirmed.

"Tell Tyler that" He ব্যক্ত taping the bandage down.

"I will then, I need a phone" I said.

~Ty's POV~

I was watching tv when I got a call.

I muted the tv and answered.

"Hello?" I asked.

There was silence for a second.

"Hi, who is this?" It was Jason.

"It's Ty, Jason what do আপনি want?" I asked.

"How do আপনি know my name?" He asked coldly.

"I'm your boyfriend" I ব্যক্ত with a "duh" tone to it.

"I take it you're Tyler, look... 'Tyler' i'm not gay, I just want- had to tell আপনি that" He ব্যক্ত then hung up.

I stared in awe at the phone.

was this the end of us?

~Jason's POV~

His voice was just sexy enough it was pulling me in, I had to get it over with.

His voice though, it had to go to a face, and his face it would...

I had to stop thinking, I would be pulled into that world.

But shouldn't I at least give him a chance...?

"Stop!" I yelled holding my hands to my head.

The hot nurse in my room looked at me in shock.

"Am I not doing my job right sir?" She asked.

"I'm sorry i'm a horrible nurse I should've never taken the job" She ran out crying.

I'm...an ass.

~Ty's POV~

"So you're বিভক্ত করা up because he has amnesia, because he has to take medicine, because আপনি hit him, because Jerome kissed him?" Alice asked making me feel like a bad person.

I nodded with a sigh.

Weeks passed since then, this is the first Alice has heard of it, she's always the last to hear.

"It's okay Ty" He ব্যক্ত grabbing my hand like a sibling.

"I feel so horrible, like i'm nothing without that boy" I said.

I was a mess, I hadn't slept অথবা eaten in days, my hygiene was poor, my hair was a mess.

"Tyler, Tyler, Tyler...what are we going to do with you?" She asked shaking her head.

I'd die if Jason ever saw me like this, with অথবা without memory loss.

As if on cue, Jason walks in, holding hands and giggling with his new girlfriend.

"Fuck" I moaned.

"It's okay, we're leaving now" She said.

She got up and threw away our things, I didn't notice she paid for our stuff at the counter.

"Tyler!" Alice shouted from across the old style স্টারবাক্স্‌ room.

"Coming" I murmured standing up.

~Jason's POV~

Me and my best friend Emily just walked into starbucks.

"Plain coffee for me and the lady" I ordered smiling.

"Coming right up" The counter person said.

Emily and I sat down in a টেবিল right in the middle of the room.

"Tyler!" I heard a girl shout.

That name already sounded familiar and I remembered the person I had called in the hospital.

But I wasn't prepared for what happened next, when I saw his face, everything, every single thing, came flooding back.

"The fight, the hospital, everything is back" I ব্যক্ত quietly.

"What?" Emily Asked.

When Ty walked দ্বারা me I grabbed his wrist, surprising all four of us.

"You" I ব্যক্ত eyeing his face.

"What do আপনি want?" He asked, his voice cracking a little.

"I know you..." I ব্যক্ত as if talking to myself.

He didn't say anything, just stared back at me.

"Ty.." I said.

~Ty's POV~

His face grew sad.

I can't do this...

"Jason, I-"

I was cut off দ্বারা the familiar feel of lips pressed to mine, the familiar scent of the one I loved.

In front of the entire shop.

He pulled away and hugged me tightly.

"I've missed you, so much, I was imprisoned in my body, Ty I প্রণয় you" He whispered in my ear.

"I've missed আপনি too...I প্রণয় আপনি too" I ব্যক্ত hugging him tighter than he did me.

I felt at প্রথমপাতা again, nothing was bad, I had the one I loved again.

"Makeup sex? Jason asked whispering with a smirk.

I nodded wearing the same smirk স্নেহ চুম্বন him once more.
Did আপনি really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be আরো than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special দিন
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that দিন
there was lots to be ব্যক্ত
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When আপনি ব্যক্ত "I প্রণয় you"
I ব্যক্ত "I প্রণয় আপনি too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be আরো
What if I did...
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10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) সরানো everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an হাতি weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...
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10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our বন্ধু and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if আপনি sometimes feel sad অথবা depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to আপনি sorry, but if your in any other country, then আপনি still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When আপনি think of চকোলেট everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. If using a touch-tone, press যেভাবে খুশী numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival পিজা place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their প্রশ্ন with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...
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1. "Do not use if আপনি cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping অথবা unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of...
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Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. আপনি can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say আপনি should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching টেলিভিশন দ্বারা candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find টেলিভিশন very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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WELDONE!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO আপনি - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow ফ্যানপপ failures...

i have failed to bring আপনি the news of fail blog sooner...

some of আপনি may know but the rest of আপনি probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your দিন to দিন FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most যেভাবে খুশী posts of failed ছবি shots of failures পোষ্ট হয়েছে দ্বারা dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make আপনি laugh! আপনি can take failed pictures your self...
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Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other প্রবন্ধ like this so here's another one.I hope আপনি enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks দ্বারা (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a চা party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals দ্বারা say "would আপনি like to যোগদান us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the পরাকাষ্ঠা fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good অথবা I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
1. Go to a Miley Cyrus সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান with an obsessed Twilight Fangirl, and go up on stage with her in the middle of the সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান and talk about Edward Cullen (fangirl অথবা not). Make sure আপনি both wear My Chemical Romance T-Shirts.

2. Make a gossip magazine write about a Joe Jonas and Robert Patterson scandal.

3. Tell Selena Gomez অথবা Demi Lovato that they're bad role models.

4. Diss Selena Gomez's fasion style.

5. Bring Marilyn Manson and Gene Simmons (both with makeup) to the set of Sonny With A Chance.

6. Compare Joe Jonas's জ্যাকেট in "Burnin Up" and a The Black Parade jacket. Farmiliar?

7. Morph Miley...
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প্রদর্শনী this to your math teacher, and tell me what his/her reaction is! ^_^

Pi = 3.
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My friend পোষ্ট হয়েছে these on her bebo page a while পূর্বে so I thought I'd share them with আপনি :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...
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posted by shiriny
one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.

আরো famous left hander:

drew barry more

Angelina jolie

nicole kidman

Marilyn monroe

demi moore

Mary-kate and ashley olsen

julia roberts

Hans christian anderson

mark twain

Billy রশ্মি cyrus

celine dion

Pierce brosnan

jim carry

Hugh jackman

brad pitt

Michelangelo

leonardo davinci

Picasso

newton

Albert einstein

george bush

charlie chaplin

cary grant

napeleon bonaparte

bill gates

marie curie

rachel adams

mark spitz
posted by shiriny
-chocolate kills dogs! True, চকোলেট affects a dog's হৃদয় and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

-Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

-Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

-Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

-Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

-A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head

-Brains are আরো active sleeping than watching TV

-There are আরো chickens than people in the world

-The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows...
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posted by BellaCullen96
After আপনি cut off a vehicle, give a "Thanks-for-letting-me-in" wave and nod to the other driver.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and আগুন trucks so আপনি get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what আপনি are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let আপনি in front of him/her, প্রদর্শনী your appreciation দ্বারা letting the entire...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Take large objects on the train with you.
Sing songs. Start a round with everyone on the train.
Eat onions and garlic and talk to the people পরবর্তি to you.
Sell stuff.
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Yell to your বন্ধু at the other end of the train.
Make fun of other people while they are in hearing distance of you.
Ride the train while drunk. Extra points if আপনি throw up.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Ask people where they are from.
Ask people where they are going.
Quiz people on the meaning of life.
Start a game of poker. Extra points if it's strip poker....
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Ask everyone আপনি meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as আপনি can.
If আপনি see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to হাঁস under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as আপনি can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
posted by boomy678
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, অথবা pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids


Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum আরো gloss!)

2.Microwave for 5 min অথবা completely melted

3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting আরো till আপনি reach your desired shade.

4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.

Enjoy!!


Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
posted by Mallory101
1. Recycle aluminum and glass.
2. Buy energy efficient appliances
3. Run clothes washers only when fully loaded, but don't overload
4. Plant a tree
5. Do all ironing at one time
6. Buy recycled paper
7. Buy low wattage অথবা compact fluorescent light bulbs
8. Turn off lights that don't need to be on
9. Use cold water instead of hot
10. Use small ovens অথবা stove-top cooking methods instead of your large oven
11. Bring your own reusable bags to the grocery store
12. Write companies urging them to use paper rather than plastics and styrofoam
13. Buy products that will last
14. Support environmentally conscious...
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posted by MrsPattinsonXO
Okay, so I was sitting on the পালঙ্ক last night watching some rubbish টেলিভিশন প্রদর্শনী and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my রামধনু colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I প্রণয় আপনি soooooo much' and so I was like 'I প্রণয় আপনি more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting আপনি a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting আপনি one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten মিনিট later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

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