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So there has been a lot of new horror চলচ্চিত্র coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help আপনি survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where আপনি are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't start screaming to let the killer know where আপনি are.
-If your goal is to not be found then don't scream. That's like playing hide and seek and yelling out "I'm over here!"

5.(This is gonna be hard) Don't invite the hot guys from the football team
-They'll want to take আপনি out into the woods and you'll both die. Just say no.

6.Don't let everyone in the group get drunk অথবা high.
-Make sure at least one অথবা two people stay sober.

7.Don't go into the creepy house that has a background story to it.
-If আপনি know that there's house that people go into and they disappear then don't go in!

8.Don't go into the creepy graveyard
-It's weird enough that you're in a graveyard in the middle of the night. As soon as আপনি hear the নেকড়ে howl in the distance it's time to go.

9.Don't turn into a detective and go investigate when আপনি hear a noise
-NO! Absolutely not! If আপনি think there's a robber অথবা something in your house আপনি call the cops অথবা jump out of a window. আপনি do not go see with that is especially if you're unarmed.

10.Don't hide in a place where আপনি won't be able to run.
-You have to make sure আপনি can run if the killer comes to get you. If আপনি go into a closet অথবা under the বিছানা where are আপনি going to go? I feel like people who do that deserve to die because they chose a fucked up place to hide.

THANKS FOR READING!
1.Determine how many times a week আপনি eat অথবা want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 অথবা 10.

Let's say আপনি eat চকোলেট 8 times a week (we won't tell).

2.Multiply that number দ্বারা 2.

8 x 2 = 16

3.Add 5 to the পূর্ববর্তি result.

16 + 5 = 21

4.Multiply that দ্বারা 50.

21 x 50 = 1050

5.Add the current বছর (Gregorian).

1050 + 2011 = 3061

6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If আপনি haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.

(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)

3061 - 251 = 2810

7.(Assuming আপনি were born in 1975...)

2810 - 1975 = 835

8.You'll end up with a 3 অথবা 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one অথবা two digits will be the number of times per week আপনি eat অথবা want চকোলেট (the number আপনি specified in the first step).

8 pieces of চকোলেট a week, 35 years of age.
posted by misscrazel
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                  Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
 "It's a long story. আপনি wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. আপনি can tell me if আপনি ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
-Every year, nearly 4 million মার্জার are eaten in Asia
-On average, মার্জার spend 2/3 of a দিন sleeping,that means a 9 বছর old cat has been awake for 3 years of its life!
-When a cat chases its prey,it keeps its head level. সারমেয় and humans bob their heads up and down.
-A group of মার্জার is called a "clowder"
-Female মার্জার tend to be right pawed, while male মার্জার are often left pawed
-Cats make about 100 different sounds, সারমেয় make 10.
-Some siamese মার্জার appear to be cross-eyed because the nerves from its left eye go mostly to the right and the opposite with the other eye
-A মার্জার eyesight is both better and...
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If আপনি could see inside my heart
Then আপনি will understand
I'd never mean to hurt you
Baby I'm not that kind of man

I might not say I'm sorry
Yeah, I might talk tough sometimes
And I might forget the little things
Or keep আপনি hanging on the line

In a world that don't know Romeo and Juliet
Boy meets girl and promises we can't forget
We are cast from Eden's gate with no regrets
Into the আগুন we cry

I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
I'd do anything
I'd lie for you
You know it's true
Baby I'd die for you
I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
If it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, baby I'd die for you

I might...
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In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love

Young and wired
Set to explode in the heat
You won't tire
‘Cause baby was born with the beat
Take আপনি higher than you've ever known
Then drive আপনি down to your knees
I pick আপনি up when you've had enough
You been burned baby lessons learned

In and out of love
Hear what I'm saying
In and out of love
It's the way that we're playing
In and out of love
Too much is never enough
She's gonna get ya

Running wild
When me and my boys hit the streets
Right on time
She's here to make my night complete
Then I'm long...
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Breakout
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa

This time girl I've had enough
You're too hot to handle with kid gloves
Oh it's too late I hear a knock on the door
The game's over baby I can't take it no more

Breakout (Breakout)
Take these chains from me
You held my হৃদয় for ransom
Baby, set it free
Breakout (Breakout)
Your lies can't hide what I see
I'm better off on my own

Promises made in the heat of the night (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
Those words were broken under bedroom lights (Whoa-oh)
Your lips they burn your body calls my name (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
I can feel the আগুন but it's all in vain (Whoa-oh)...
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Shot through the হৃদয়
It's all part of the game that we call love

Would আপনি be content to see me crying
After all those little games আপনি put me through
After all I've done for আপনি you're lying
Wouldn't it be nice to tell the truth

Didn't somebody somewhere say
You're gonna take a fall
I gave আপনি everything
Now here's the curtain call

Am I’m
Shot through the হৃদয় as I lay there alone
In the dark through the heart
It's all part of the game that we call love

Now you've come back here to say you're sorry, ha
I don't know who you're talking to
It could be the man I used to be, girl
I've grown up and now I'm...
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What আরো can I do, there's nothing that I haven't tried
Still it's so hard for her to notice
That I've tried hard to be straight
There's nothing left I can say
If only she would look my way, hey, নমস্কার but

She don't know me (She don't know)
She don't see me (She don't care)
She can't hear me (She can't hear)
Can not help me (She don't want)
She don't want me (Like I want her)
Like I want her (I’ve got to tell her)
Got to tell her (That I প্রণয় her)
That I প্রণয় her
She doesn't even know my name

I dream of when she'll be mine
I dream of crossing that line
And holding her so tender
Dreaming it could come true
So...
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^.^ Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
This is NOT mine, I found it link. Thought this was funny....enjoy!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are আপনি ready for সেকেন্ড yet?"

"Are আপনি going to come again পরবর্তি time?"

"It's a little dry, do আপনি still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do আপনি think you'll be able to handle...
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posted by Gmillsap02
At the end of series 3, আপনি never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:

Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be পরবর্তি in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well আপনি know that face অথবা a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If আপনি don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.

Think about it...I could be right!

So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
posted by flippy_fan210
 Derpy
Derpy
yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of আপনি don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.

chapter 1: Cadence

Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy ব্যক্ত she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge মাফিন on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if...
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I’m in disarray
I’m unkempt
And I প্রণয় আপনি sugar
Yeah this is what আপনি do
When আপনি run your fingers through my hair
In the morning I’m feeling like a sexy superstar

Wow, wow
You rock my party
Wanna make আপনি stay
You’re the only one that keeps me গান গাওয়া la la la
I প্রণয় to smell your t-shirt
I like the way আপনি are
But most of all I like it, like it

I like what আপনি do to my hair
Who knew that looking a mess could feel so good
I like what আপনি do to my hair
Toss it and tease it
Run your fingers through it
Oh how আপনি do it

Now go and mess it up, mess it up
Baby mess it up
Mess it up, mess it up
Do it till I can’t...
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Hip shaker
Dream maker
Heart breaker
Earth quaker
I can be anything that আপনি want me to

Coin spender
Mind bender
Jet setter
Go getter
Changing my get up for anything আপনি choose

I don’t mind trying on someone else
I won’t mind seeing just how it felt
I might like changing my disguise
To make আপনি happy

Here’s my formal invitation
You and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this প্রণয় we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
La la la la

You can be my
School teacher
Mind reader
Dream weaver
Just be the one I can count on to play it out with me

Hot...
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I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy আপনি are
You’re a talented kind of boy আপনি are
And that’s just the kind of boy আপনি are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the সঙ্গীত plays
Headstrong, can আপনি feel the beat
Melt down, can আপনি feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can আপনি feel the beat
Melt down, can আপনি feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...
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Oh
Something about your style got me freakin’ out
Hey boy, নমস্কার boy
Gotta make আপনি mine and there ain’t no doubt
Hey boy, নমস্কার boy
You’re really laid back and আপনি play it smooth
Hey boy, নমস্কার boy
I see the way আপনি সরানো from across the room and I know I’m tripping on you, oh
Boy I’m feeling something real and
I don’t know what to do
So excited, I can’t hide it
Got my eyes on you
You got me goin’ crazy
Want to be your baby
I don’t know what to do
I can’t take my eyes off you
You got me goin’ crazy
It’s just the way you’re moving
I really wish আপনি knew, what আপনি do
I can’t take my eyes off...
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I’m not the girl that আপনি see in the magazine
Perfect face and perfect body
Never be anyone but the one I am, one I am
I can’t bend to your expectations
Live to fulfill any fantasy
If what I am is what আপনি need
Love me for me
And not for someone that I would never be
‘Cause what আপনি get is what আপনি see
And I can’t be any আরো than what I am
Love me for me অথবা don’t প্রণয় me (Or don’t প্রণয় me)
Don’t think you’re gonna change what’s inside of me
Make me who আপনি want me to be
Won’t be someone I’m not for somebody else, someone else
Love me with all my imperfections
Not for an image of your...
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Ah
Boy walk in the spot he so fresh yea
He got what he need to impressin’
Just look at the way that he dressin’
Ain’t no প্রশ্ন chicks like whoa
Girl walkin’ the spot she stop traffic
She blowin’ your mind with her asset
So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic boys like ooh
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us স্নেহ চুম্বন like that
We don’t need no আরো that he ব্যক্ত she said
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us স্নেহ চুম্বন like that
We don’t need no আরো that he ব্যক্ত she said
He ব্যক্ত girl...
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posted by randomgirl3000
Facing Stress is very common in school especially near exam time অথবা due dates of assignments. Learning ways to cope with stress can minimize the negative impact stress has on your mental health leading to maximize academic performance. Here are 5 ways that I come up while in school that I think might be helpful to new college students.

1. Have a support network - They are the academic resource center, the professors অথবা teaching assistance, your friends, your family অথবা school counselors. দ্বারা having a reliable network of support, আপনি allow yourself to reach out to people who can help you. Furthermore,...
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posted by _ColorBlind_
Hey..

So, 

Remember me? Of course আপনি don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*

Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay.. 

ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights পূর্বে and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!

(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)

So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate লেখা skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<  

I guess this is a welcome back post? আরো like a "please dear god take me back" post :p

BUT HAY. 
Am sure আপনি all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people দ্বারা where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out চলচ্ছবি about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that দ্বারা just looking at the title, আপনি know it was made দ্বারা someone who lacks a soul. here is the শিরোনাম of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when আপনি think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...
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