Do আপনি work at Subway? Because আপনি just gave me a footlong.
Hi, do আপনি want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang আপনি on every piece of furniture in my home.
I'm no weather man, but আপনি can expect আরো than a few inches tonight.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
নমস্কার babe, how about a পিজা and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't আপনি like pizza?
Do আপনি work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw আপনি checking out my package.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.
নমস্কার baby, I think আপনি just made my two দ্বারা four into a four দ্বারা eight.
I'll give আপনি a nickel if আপনি tickle my pickle.
আপনি are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
What's the speed of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 আপনি have to turn around!
I'm an astronaut and my পরবর্তি mission is to explore Uranus.
If I had AIDS, would আপনি have sex with me? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go.
Excuse me, but do আপনি give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Miss, If you've হারিয়ে গেছে your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made আপনি come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Do আপনি wanna come to the Marines, অথবা would your rather have a Marine come into you?
There are 265 অস্থি in the human body. How would আপনি like one more?
Why don't আপনি come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
নমস্কার baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
Do আপনি take Visa?
How do আপনি like your eggs? Poached, scrambled অথবা fertilized?
আপনি smell... We should go take a ঝরনা together.
Would আপনি like a hotdog to go with those buns?
Are আপনি a virgin? [No] Prove it!
আপনি bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
I don't know what আপনি think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some কবিতা in motion?
"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an ঘন্টা fast!
I like your hair, your eyes, your smile... I like every bone in your body... Especially mine!
Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" আপনি do down.
Would আপনি like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.
Do আপনি believe in free love? [No] Then how much do আপনি cost?
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Hi, I'm gay. Do আপনি think আপনি can convert me?
If I'm a pain in your ass... We can just add আরো lubricants.
[Walk into her chest] "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened!"
What are আপনি doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
Will আপনি be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
My name is Skittles... wanna taste my rainbow?
Are those pants on sale? Cause they're 100% off at my place!
I'm with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons.
I only have 12 hours to live... please don't let me die a virgin.
I'm bigger and better than the Titantic - only 200 women went down on that vessel!
What is a nice girl like আপনি doing in a dirty mind like mine?
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren and conquer the earth!
Hi, do আপনি want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang আপনি on every piece of furniture in my home.
I'm no weather man, but আপনি can expect আরো than a few inches tonight.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
নমস্কার babe, how about a পিজা and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't আপনি like pizza?
Do আপনি work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw আপনি checking out my package.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.
নমস্কার baby, I think আপনি just made my two দ্বারা four into a four দ্বারা eight.
I'll give আপনি a nickel if আপনি tickle my pickle.
আপনি are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
What's the speed of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 আপনি have to turn around!
I'm an astronaut and my পরবর্তি mission is to explore Uranus.
If I had AIDS, would আপনি have sex with me? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go.
Excuse me, but do আপনি give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Miss, If you've হারিয়ে গেছে your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made আপনি come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Do আপনি wanna come to the Marines, অথবা would your rather have a Marine come into you?
There are 265 অস্থি in the human body. How would আপনি like one more?
Why don't আপনি come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
নমস্কার baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
Do আপনি take Visa?
How do আপনি like your eggs? Poached, scrambled অথবা fertilized?
আপনি smell... We should go take a ঝরনা together.
Would আপনি like a hotdog to go with those buns?
Are আপনি a virgin? [No] Prove it!
আপনি bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
I don't know what আপনি think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some কবিতা in motion?
"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an ঘন্টা fast!
I like your hair, your eyes, your smile... I like every bone in your body... Especially mine!
Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" আপনি do down.
Would আপনি like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.
Do আপনি believe in free love? [No] Then how much do আপনি cost?
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Hi, I'm gay. Do আপনি think আপনি can convert me?
If I'm a pain in your ass... We can just add আরো lubricants.
[Walk into her chest] "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened!"
What are আপনি doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
Will আপনি be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
My name is Skittles... wanna taste my rainbow?
Are those pants on sale? Cause they're 100% off at my place!
I'm with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons.
I only have 12 hours to live... please don't let me die a virgin.
I'm bigger and better than the Titantic - only 200 women went down on that vessel!
What is a nice girl like আপনি doing in a dirty mind like mine?
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren and conquer the earth!
