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posted by TotalDramaFan60

It all started when Chloe was in the রান্নাঘর making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these কাপকেক in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see

THE END

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Max277 Lmfao

xXxJDloverxXx *sniffs* It's...it's...beautiful. =')

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Shot Through The হৃদয় ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Shot through the হৃদয়
It's all part of the game that we call love

Would আপনি be content to see me crying
After all those little games আপনি put me through
After all I've done for আপনি you're lying
Wouldn't it be nice to tell the truth

Didn't somebody somewhere say
You're gonna take a fall
I gave আপনি everything
Now here's the curtain call

Am I’m
Shot through the হৃদয় as I lay there alone
In the dark through the heart
It's all part of the game that we call love

Now you've come back here to say you're sorry, ha
I don't know who you're talking to
It could be the man I used to be, girl
I've grown up and now I'm...

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She Don't Know Me ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

What আরো can I do, there's nothing that I haven't tried
Still it's so hard for her to notice
That I've tried hard to be straight
There's nothing left I can say
If only she would look my way, hey, নমস্কার but

She don't know me (She don't know)
She don't see me (She don't care)
She can't hear me (She can't hear)
Can not help me (She don't want)
She don't want me (Like I want her)
Like I want her (I’ve got to tell her)
Got to tell her (That I প্রণয় her)
That I প্রণয় her
She doesn't even know my name

I dream of when she'll be mine
I dream of crossing that line
And holding her so tender
Dreaming it could come true
So...

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Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving, but aren't!

posted by AislingYJ

^.^ Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
This is NOT mine, I found it link. Thought this was funny....enjoy!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are আপনি ready for সেকেন্ড yet?"

"Are আপনি going to come again পরবর্তি time?"

"It's a little dry, do আপনি still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do আপনি think you'll be able to handle...

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WHAT Happend to zukos mom

posted by Gmillsap02

At the end of series 3, আপনি never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:

Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be পরবর্তি in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well আপনি know that face অথবা a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If আপনি don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.

Think about it...I could be right!

So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------

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Muffins, chapter 1

posted by flippy_fan210

Derpy

yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of আপনি don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.

chapter 1: Cadence

Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy ব্যক্ত she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge মাফিন on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if...

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Hair ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m in disarray
I’m unkempt
And I প্রণয় আপনি sugar
Yeah this is what আপনি do
When আপনি run your fingers through my hair
In the morning I’m feeling like a sexy superstar

Wow, wow
You rock my party
Wanna make আপনি stay
You’re the only one that keeps me গান গাওয়া la la la
I প্রণয় to smell your t-shirt
I like the way আপনি are
But most of all I like it, like it

I like what আপনি do to my hair
Who knew that looking a mess could feel so good
I like what আপনি do to my hair
Toss it and tease it
Run your fingers through it
Oh how আপনি do it

Now go and mess it up, mess it up
Baby mess it up
Mess it up, mess it up
Do it till I can’t...

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মাস্ককুরেড ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Hip shaker
Dream maker
Heart breaker
Earth quaker
I can be anything that আপনি want me to

Coin spender
Mind bender
Jet setter
Go getter
Changing my get up for anything আপনি choose

I don’t mind trying on someone else
I won’t mind seeing just how it felt
I might like changing my disguise
To make আপনি happy

Here’s my formal invitation
You and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this প্রণয় we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
La la la la

You can be my
School teacher
Mind reader
Dream weaver
Just be the one I can count on to play it out with me

Hot...

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Headstrong ~ Ashley Tisdale ~Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy আপনি are
You’re a talented kind of boy আপনি are
And that’s just the kind of boy আপনি are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the সঙ্গীত plays
Headstrong, can আপনি feel the beat
Melt down, can আপনি feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can আপনি feel the beat
Melt down, can আপনি feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...

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Goin' Crazy ~ অ্যাশলে টিজ্‌ড্যালে ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Oh
Something about your style got me freakin’ out
Hey boy, নমস্কার boy
Gotta make আপনি mine and there ain’t no doubt
Hey boy, নমস্কার boy
You’re really laid back and আপনি play it smooth
Hey boy, নমস্কার boy
I see the way আপনি সরানো from across the room and I know I’m tripping on you, oh
Boy I’m feeling something real and
I don’t know what to do
So excited, I can’t hide it
Got my eyes on you
You got me goin’ crazy
Want to be your baby
I don’t know what to do
I can’t take my eyes off you
You got me goin’ crazy
It’s just the way you’re moving
I really wish আপনি knew, what আপনি do
I can’t take my eyes off...

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প্রণয় Me For Me ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m not the girl that আপনি see in the magazine
Perfect face and perfect body
Never be anyone but the one I am, one I am
I can’t bend to your expectations
Live to fulfill any fantasy
If what I am is what আপনি need
Love me for me
And not for someone that I would never be
‘Cause what আপনি get is what আপনি see
And I can’t be any আরো than what I am
Love me for me অথবা don’t প্রণয় me (Or don’t প্রণয় me)
Don’t think you’re gonna change what’s inside of me
Make me who আপনি want me to be
Won’t be someone I’m not for somebody else, someone else
Love me with all my imperfections
Not for an image of your...

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He ব্যক্ত She ব্যক্ত ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Ah
Boy walk in the spot he so fresh yea
He got what he need to impressin’
Just look at the way that he dressin’
Ain’t no প্রশ্ন chicks like whoa
Girl walkin’ the spot she stop traffic
She blowin’ your mind with her asset
So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic boys like ooh
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us স্নেহ চুম্বন like that
We don’t need no আরো that he ব্যক্ত she said
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us স্নেহ চুম্বন like that
We don’t need no আরো that he ব্যক্ত she said
He ব্যক্ত girl...

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5 Ways to Cope With School Stress

posted by randomgirl3000

Facing Stress is very common in school especially near exam time অথবা due dates of assignments. Learning ways to cope with stress can minimize the negative impact stress has on your mental health leading to maximize academic performance. Here are 5 ways that I come up while in school that I think might be helpful to new college students.

1. Have a support network - They are the academic resource center, the professors অথবা teaching assistance, your friends, your family অথবা school counselors. দ্বারা having a reliable network of support, আপনি allow yourself to reach out to people who can help you. Furthermore,...

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Remember that twat Luv_4_Bieber?

posted by _ColorBlind_

Hey..

So,

Remember me? Of course আপনি don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*

Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..

ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights পূর্বে and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!

(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)

So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate লেখা skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<

I guess this is a welcome back post? আরো like a "please dear god take me back" post :p

BUT HAY.

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PEOPLE THINKING 9/11 IS FOR JOKING IN YOUTUBE! THIS IS SERIUS!

posted by roxifoxi1000

Am sure আপনি all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people দ্বারা where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out চলচ্ছবি about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that দ্বারা just looking at the title, আপনি know it was made দ্বারা someone who lacks a soul. here is the শিরোনাম of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when আপনি think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...

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Harry Potter লেখক JK Rowling, admitted that Dumbledore is gay!

posted by carsfan

Harry Potter লেখক JK Rowling, admitted that Dumbledore is gay. He was in প্রণয় with a wizard named Grindelwald whom he later defeated in a duel.

"I had always seen Dumbledore as gay, but in a sense that's not a big deal. The book wasn't about Dumbledore being gay. It was just that from the outset obviously I knew that he had this big, hidden secret and that he flirted with the idea of exactly what Voldemort goes on to do, he flirted with the idea of racial domination, that he was going to subjugate Muggles. So that was Dumbledore's big secret.

He's an innately good man, what would make him...

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Guess the Song

posted by Wanda5

I'm bored so here, guess the songs :)

Rules:
- Put your MP3 player/iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
- Post the first line from the first 30 songs that plays, no matter how embarrassing the song.
- Let anyone guess the উত্তর (song শিরোনাম and artist)
- Bold the lyrics when someone figures it out

1. She paints her fingers with a close precision

2. This may be the last thing that I write for long

3. Tripping out, spinning around - Alice দ্বারা Avril Lavigne

4. She lives in a fairy tale - Brick দ্বারা boring brick দ্বারা Paramore

5. Your little hands wrapped around my finger - Never grow up দ্বারা Taylor Swift

6. He woke up...

the hunger games, htf style

posted by akatsuki_lover9

Flippy

chapter 1
It was a normal দিন for flippy. Breakfast, newspaper. He got his mail from the mailbox. Nothing new, nothing great. Then one letter caught his eye. It ব্যক্ত on the front in bold letters “You Have Been Called To Serve In The Hunger Games.” flippy dreaded this day. “called to serve again?” he thought. “figures, a war hero having to serve again, I might as well read the rest of this letter. He opened it up, expecting the worst. “please god, not Vietnam.” he prayed. He was surprised at what was written. It didn't seem war-like at all. “Dear tribute, আপনি have been chosen...

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How to make a enmy

posted by koalagirl9

step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're শার্ট looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them আপনি প্রণয় them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch অথবা stumach
step 8.Say i প্রণয় আপনি again
step 9:walk around them in circles গান গাওয়া my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say আপনি hate them
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I re-posted this because I think homophobia is wrong.

posted by DramaQueen1020

I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her প্রথমপাতা because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...

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age of the dragons, chapter 1

posted by akatsuki_lover9

Chapter 1

It was late afternoon. Flamingleap, an কমলা আগুন elemental dragon, was hunting for the tribe, with no luck. He'd been hunting since dawn and caught nothing. Snow crunched beneath his big feet. Just when he was ready to give up he heard the screech of an eagle. He jerked his head up. The eagle was only a few feet from his face and it was the size of his head. It would feed a few ড্রাগন if it was বিভক্ত করা equally. Flamingleap reached and snapped his jaws on the eagle's wing. It flapped in a desperate attempt to escape. Flamingleap jerked his head, killing the eagle. “the clan will...