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posted by BlondLionEzel
Chapter 1: A Chance Meeting, Karamia!

*San Francisco, California*

Lemuel: *Driving*

Karamia: *Struggling* Let me go!

Lemuel: *Laughs evilly* I shall never let আপনি go!

*Suddenly, something stops the car*

Lemuel: Huh? What the devil was that??!!!

আগুন Wolfe: *Appears from a small fire* Let the girl go!

Lemuel: *Grins* Why should I go?

আগুন Wolfe: *Hand becomes আগুন and punches the car* Let her go!

Lemuel: *Gets out*

আগুন Wolfe: *Grabs Leumel and throws him 10 feet away*

Karamia: *Sees আগুন Wolfe* Who are you???!!!

আগুন Wolfe: I am a friend *Grabs her and runs*

Karamia: *Screaming*

*The পরবর্তি day, Japantown, a small apartment*

Nick Wolfe: *Pokes at Karamia's face* Yo?

Karamia: *Wakes up* Where am I?

Nick Wolfe: This is my humble apartment. I'm Nick Wolfe, it's very nice to meet you.

Karamia: I am Karamia. It's nice to meet আপনি Nick Wolfe.

Luukah: *Sleeping*

Nick Wolfe: Is that your friend?

Karamia: *Nods*

Nick Wolfe: Oh that's nice *smiles*

Karamia: Why do আপনি want me?

Nick Wolfe: Oh. I need আপনি for something.

Karamia: What is it?

Nick Wolfe: I need your assistance in helping me find something.

Karamia: Again, what is it?

Nick Wolfe: There were 7 Gems that were created to bring immortality to kings and queens.

Karamia: And where do we come in?

Nick Wolfe: I need someone to share an adventure with. I need someone to help me find them so that the forces of darkness cannot find them.

Karamia: Who?

Nick Wolfe: *Shows a picture* His name is the Blackskull Knight. He controls vast armies and wishes to be the strongest thing in this universe.

Karamia: And if Lem gets his hands on them...*shudders*

Nick Wolfe: So will আপনি help me recover them?

Karamia: *Nods* Of course!

*Lemuel's Laboratory*

Lemuel: *Sitting* What was that thing...

Dark Voice: That was Nick the half wolf.

Lemuel: And who are you?

Dark Voice: That is none of আপনি business.

Lemuel: Fine then...what do আপনি want?

Dark Voice: *Voice flares* Ultimate Control!

Lemuel: Well what do আপনি want me to do?

Dark Voice: *Summons purple blueprints* Create a creature of great power!

Lemuel: *Looks at them and laughs evilly* I shall build the ulitmate creature!

(To be Continued)


(Lemuel, Karamia, and Luukah belong to Faithgurl)
posted by invadercalliope
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HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL দিন BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST তারকা IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all আপনি have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! গির EVERYONE LOVES আপনি THE MOST আপনি HAVE THE MOST অনুরাগী GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some চলচ্চিত্র i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some জীবন্ত movies,titanic
Here is some সঙ্গীত i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some বই i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to তালিকা all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!


1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound আপনি get when আপনি scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, আপনি know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when আপনি just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. মাছ fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
posted by moodystuff449
Thing are going round and round my head, অথবা maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, অথবা maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal আরো hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...
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posted by Blackteardrops
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would তারিখ Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd চুম্বন who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never তারিখ a girl
I swear I'd still প্রণয় men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When আপনি watch a brand new one
I’d invite my বন্ধু over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
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brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok আপনি go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door ঘণ্টা rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will আপনি give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...
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Chapter one
Okay this is a really যেভাবে খুশী stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, আপনি have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” ব্যক্ত my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...
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This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find আরো crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? আপনি are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
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User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No আপনি are a robot times 1000000.


User: No আপনি are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and আপনি are a robot.


User: User: আপনি robot.User: আপনি robot.User: আপনি robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. আপনি are the robot here.

User: User: আপনি robot.User: আপনি robot.User: আপনি robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... আপনি computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So আপনি admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ yes fail I know
i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do আপনি hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be প্রথমপাতা for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and আগুন hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: আপনি better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell আপনি why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired দ্বারা their family and বন্ধু and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented দ্বারা the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The সেকেন্ড is the garden goat,...
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My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 ঘন্টা Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There গান গাওয়া I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're আসন Ooh K Then পাতিহাঁস Sad আপনি Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There পাতিহাঁস Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The অনুরাগী অনুরাগী Was গান গাওয়া Along Giving Him ফুলেরডালি Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For পাঠ করা And You're Comments
To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's দিন together. Emily had cooked a stupid ডিনার and they ate on a log দ্বারা candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...
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posted by EllentheStrange
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that আপনি have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask প্রশ্ন to a magic 8 ball and take the উত্তর seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when আপনি find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when আপনি see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a যেভাবে খুশী person!
raindrops on ফুলেরসাজি and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp আপেল strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Chapter 3 The cult


“What are আপনি on about?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not “Stuff you” I wanted to say much worse. I walked away from her. Suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me then he slowly vanished. I had to get out of here. দ্বারা the time I come back it will be too late.

I was walking down the empty রাস্তা the sun had set already. How long have I been walking for? I did not even feel tired. Some how I ended up at the park... thinking of Hannah, I walked past where it all happened Hannah screams echoed inside my head. I felt nothing...
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posted by justinfangrrl
Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, ইউনিকর্ণ and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking ইউনিকর্ণ are real???! Who ব্যক্ত they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse...
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Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws খাবার at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid প্রশ্ন (ex: What do লাইব্রেরি cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a দিন when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who আপনি think she is
posted by MOLLYMAYJR
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book দ্বারা its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders অথবা u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id প্রণয় to hear ur thoughts!!
Your Mother also has her sentence she says and repeats it all the time?

Let us share ...

1. We don't say "Yuck."
2. I'm tired of repeating the same thing a hundred times.
3. I'm not your maid.
4. It's not over soon this comedy?
5. Stop sniffing blow your nose.
6. I have not heard the magic word.
7. আপনি don't say "I do not like" আপনি have not even tasted.
8. What we say to Mom?
9. File in your room!
10. Hurry up, you'll be late!
11. Don't wad of bread.
12. What are these grades?
13. Eat: it's full of vitamins.
14. But leave them alone!
15. Because it's like that, that's all.
16. Go on, shoo!
17. Pee, teeth and...
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