1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.
2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us অথবা someone else will.
3. We দুশ্চরিত্রা about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.
4. If আপনি won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing আপনি in private.
5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches প্রণয় Cuddling.
6. There's nothing we like আরো than আপনি hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.
7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.
8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.
9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.
10. Please us in bed, অথবা your friend will.
11. We fake orgasms.
12. The concept of premenstrual syndrome was invented দ্বারা a woman in Iowa who was trying to come up with a way to call her husband shit-for-brains without repercussions. MEANING we have an excuse once a মাস for being a complete asshole, আপনি don't.
13. Send us ফুলেরডালি for no apparent reason.
14. If আপনি cry আরো than we do thats a major no no.
15. আপনি can think girls are hot but don't let us know.
16. We most likely have snooped through your phone at least once… অথবা twice.
17. Talk dirty to us in bed.
18. Girls are much better liars than boys so when your lying we can probably tell.
19. Manicures, our hair and jewelry are a few of our পছন্দ things.
20. If আপনি don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
21. Don't act differently towards us in front of your friends. Treat us better than আপনি usually do.
22. Make out with us in front of people আপনি know. It makes us feel special and wanted.
23. আপনি are most likely never going to have a threesome with us so আপনি might as well give up.
24. We go to the bathroom in groups to talk about you…. অথবা to do coke.
25. We talk about sex way আরো than আপনি do.
26. Shaving is a major bitch. But if we do it, আপনি better do the same.
27. Don't flirt with our friends.
28. Rest assured, we may not have “liked” your picture, but we definitely saw it.
29. We can be dirt poor but still find the money for new shoes.
30. We understand আপনি don't care what we're wearing but complaint it anyway WE CARE WHAT WE'RE WEARING.
31. Being pale to us is social suicide.
32. When আপনি break up with us, that means it's over, and we will only sleep with আপনি two অথবা three আরো times.
33. No matter who আপনি are অথবা what আপনি look like, it's always flattering when আপনি hit on us.
34. It's a proven fact that girls get colder than guys hence why we want to cuddle after sex.
35. আপনি look sexiest in a tux.
36. Girls can take selfies, men most certainly can not.
37. If we প্রণয় you, there is nothing so filthy that আপনি can't say it in bed.
38. When we say, 'I don't like to play games,' it's because we are very experienced at playing games.
39. "You aren't the only one who thinks that two women having sex is hot. If we haven't tried it, most of us have at least imagined what it would be like to চুম্বন a pair of shiny red lips." - Maria Bello.
40. আপনি ALWAYS have to side with us.
41. We like when আপনি feel comfortable telling us little things about you.
42. We প্রণয় good morning texts from you.
43. We need আপনি to be reachable at all times, but we don't always pick up our phones when আপনি call. We realize this seems like a double standard.
44. Bad breathe is the biggest turn off.
45. Our enemies better not be your friends.
46. When we ask আপনি how your দিন was we expect an answer a little longer than just "fine."
47. We understand if we ask আপনি whats wrong and আপনি say nothing but we will keep trying to get something out of you.
48. "Women are interested in A-list things: A designers, A vacations, A orgasms." -Kim Cattrall
49. Comfort us and try to make us feel better when we're upset.
50. We always want half of your dessert… but will never order it. So men, ORDER IT.
51. We have stalked your exs on ফেসবুক and Instagram.
52. We want আপনি to make the first move.
53. We প্রণয় cheesy romantic comedies.
54. আপনি want us skinny, we want to see a six pack.
55. Do not try too hard to make sense of the strange dynamics of female friendships. We can hate our বন্ধু one দিন and প্রণয় them the next.
56. If we go down on আপনি we expect আপনি to return the favor…. and please guys don't use your teeth while you're down there.
57. The trashier the reality TV প্রদর্শনী the better.
58. We know আপনি watch porn.. And that's fine, watch all the porn আপনি want as long as you're not physically having sex with anyone then we are fine.
59. Our beauty routine takes time. Be patient.
60. We only go down if আপনি keep your ঘাস cut.
61. We want to take cheesy couple pics so we can প্রদর্শনী the world how cute we look.
62. No part of us wants to know how much your mom loved your ex.
63. Us watching আপনি play video games does not count as spending quality time together. In fact, we hate watching আপনি play video games ever.
64. আপনি are required to like our best friend and if আপনি don't, fake it.
65. We want to meet your family and for them to like us.
66. Wine is the quickest way to get a girl talking.
67. Women always win in arguments. Give up.
68. We hate your taste. We will never agree who আপনি drool over, unless it's Megan Fox.
69. We like আপনি to be jealous.
70. We are constantly on our iPhones. We're not bored it's just habit.
71. We can have guy friends, this does not mean we are having sex with them.
72. "I was drunk" is not an excuse for cheating, অথবা being an asshole. Two can play that game.
73. Include us in things.
74. টাকো ঘণ্টা অথবা any fast খাবার restaurant is not an acceptable place to take us on a date… EVER.
75. 50 shades of Grey changed the sex world for us all. Tie us down and use props.
76. We don't want to hear about your ex girlfriend.
77. We most definitely do not want to watch the sports game.
78. We are emotional and cry a whole lot.
79. This is how we see it, don't call = don't care.
80. We expect আপনি to remember our anniversary. Game over if আপনি forget.
81. Don't take too long to reply to our texts, we aren't as patient as আপনি men.
82. We can be late, আপনি can't.
83. Way to tell if you're being an asshole… Would আপনি like it if a guy treated your sister that way? Didn't think so.
84. We like PDA and don't care if আপনি don't.
85. We still stalk our exes regularly… this doesn't mean we still have feelings for them but as long as social media exists we will continue keeping tabs on their lives.
86. How to satisfy a women is easy. Cuddle with her.
87. The silent treatment is indication that আপনি did something wrong.
88. We প্রণয় when আপনি have a nickname for us that only আপনি use.
89. Even if আপনি think it is cool to burp, fart, অথবা emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
90. We প্রণয় it when আপনি ask for our advice.
91. At the end of the দিন we would pick a guy with a fantastic personality who can make us laugh over a guy with a hot body no matter how much we tell our বন্ধু otherwise…
92. Never প্রদর্শনী up to a bar in athletic shoes/attire…. Speaking of appropriate attire "wife beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
93. Don't seem too needy but also don't seem to distant.
94. Thanks to DIsney, we all believe in fairy tale endings and expect আপনি to provide us with one. Don't disappoint.
95. We may order salads in front of আপনি but trust me our mouths are watering for that cheese burger আপনি ordered.
96. Take us on the craziest তারিখ আপনি can think of. We are bored of the traditional movie and ডিনার dates.
97. Our future weddings already planned out in our heads. Don't think we're psychotic thats just what us girls do.
98. Play with our hair and massage us. We will প্রণয় আপনি for it.
99. If we really প্রণয় you, we will do anything in our power not to let আপনি go.
100.We couldn't প্রণয় anything আরো than when আপনি tell us "I প্রণয় you."
2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us অথবা someone else will.
3. We দুশ্চরিত্রা about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.
4. If আপনি won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing আপনি in private.
5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches প্রণয় Cuddling.
6. There's nothing we like আরো than আপনি hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.
7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.
8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.
9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.
10. Please us in bed, অথবা your friend will.
11. We fake orgasms.
12. The concept of premenstrual syndrome was invented দ্বারা a woman in Iowa who was trying to come up with a way to call her husband shit-for-brains without repercussions. MEANING we have an excuse once a মাস for being a complete asshole, আপনি don't.
13. Send us ফুলেরডালি for no apparent reason.
14. If আপনি cry আরো than we do thats a major no no.
15. আপনি can think girls are hot but don't let us know.
16. We most likely have snooped through your phone at least once… অথবা twice.
17. Talk dirty to us in bed.
18. Girls are much better liars than boys so when your lying we can probably tell.
19. Manicures, our hair and jewelry are a few of our পছন্দ things.
20. If আপনি don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
21. Don't act differently towards us in front of your friends. Treat us better than আপনি usually do.
22. Make out with us in front of people আপনি know. It makes us feel special and wanted.
23. আপনি are most likely never going to have a threesome with us so আপনি might as well give up.
24. We go to the bathroom in groups to talk about you…. অথবা to do coke.
25. We talk about sex way আরো than আপনি do.
26. Shaving is a major bitch. But if we do it, আপনি better do the same.
27. Don't flirt with our friends.
28. Rest assured, we may not have “liked” your picture, but we definitely saw it.
29. We can be dirt poor but still find the money for new shoes.
30. We understand আপনি don't care what we're wearing but complaint it anyway WE CARE WHAT WE'RE WEARING.
31. Being pale to us is social suicide.
32. When আপনি break up with us, that means it's over, and we will only sleep with আপনি two অথবা three আরো times.
33. No matter who আপনি are অথবা what আপনি look like, it's always flattering when আপনি hit on us.
34. It's a proven fact that girls get colder than guys hence why we want to cuddle after sex.
35. আপনি look sexiest in a tux.
36. Girls can take selfies, men most certainly can not.
37. If we প্রণয় you, there is nothing so filthy that আপনি can't say it in bed.
38. When we say, 'I don't like to play games,' it's because we are very experienced at playing games.
39. "You aren't the only one who thinks that two women having sex is hot. If we haven't tried it, most of us have at least imagined what it would be like to চুম্বন a pair of shiny red lips." - Maria Bello.
40. আপনি ALWAYS have to side with us.
41. We like when আপনি feel comfortable telling us little things about you.
42. We প্রণয় good morning texts from you.
43. We need আপনি to be reachable at all times, but we don't always pick up our phones when আপনি call. We realize this seems like a double standard.
44. Bad breathe is the biggest turn off.
45. Our enemies better not be your friends.
46. When we ask আপনি how your দিন was we expect an answer a little longer than just "fine."
47. We understand if we ask আপনি whats wrong and আপনি say nothing but we will keep trying to get something out of you.
48. "Women are interested in A-list things: A designers, A vacations, A orgasms." -Kim Cattrall
49. Comfort us and try to make us feel better when we're upset.
50. We always want half of your dessert… but will never order it. So men, ORDER IT.
51. We have stalked your exs on ফেসবুক and Instagram.
52. We want আপনি to make the first move.
53. We প্রণয় cheesy romantic comedies.
54. আপনি want us skinny, we want to see a six pack.
55. Do not try too hard to make sense of the strange dynamics of female friendships. We can hate our বন্ধু one দিন and প্রণয় them the next.
56. If we go down on আপনি we expect আপনি to return the favor…. and please guys don't use your teeth while you're down there.
57. The trashier the reality TV প্রদর্শনী the better.
58. We know আপনি watch porn.. And that's fine, watch all the porn আপনি want as long as you're not physically having sex with anyone then we are fine.
59. Our beauty routine takes time. Be patient.
60. We only go down if আপনি keep your ঘাস cut.
61. We want to take cheesy couple pics so we can প্রদর্শনী the world how cute we look.
62. No part of us wants to know how much your mom loved your ex.
63. Us watching আপনি play video games does not count as spending quality time together. In fact, we hate watching আপনি play video games ever.
64. আপনি are required to like our best friend and if আপনি don't, fake it.
65. We want to meet your family and for them to like us.
66. Wine is the quickest way to get a girl talking.
67. Women always win in arguments. Give up.
68. We hate your taste. We will never agree who আপনি drool over, unless it's Megan Fox.
69. We like আপনি to be jealous.
70. We are constantly on our iPhones. We're not bored it's just habit.
71. We can have guy friends, this does not mean we are having sex with them.
72. "I was drunk" is not an excuse for cheating, অথবা being an asshole. Two can play that game.
73. Include us in things.
74. টাকো ঘণ্টা অথবা any fast খাবার restaurant is not an acceptable place to take us on a date… EVER.
75. 50 shades of Grey changed the sex world for us all. Tie us down and use props.
76. We don't want to hear about your ex girlfriend.
77. We most definitely do not want to watch the sports game.
78. We are emotional and cry a whole lot.
79. This is how we see it, don't call = don't care.
80. We expect আপনি to remember our anniversary. Game over if আপনি forget.
81. Don't take too long to reply to our texts, we aren't as patient as আপনি men.
82. We can be late, আপনি can't.
83. Way to tell if you're being an asshole… Would আপনি like it if a guy treated your sister that way? Didn't think so.
84. We like PDA and don't care if আপনি don't.
85. We still stalk our exes regularly… this doesn't mean we still have feelings for them but as long as social media exists we will continue keeping tabs on their lives.
86. How to satisfy a women is easy. Cuddle with her.
87. The silent treatment is indication that আপনি did something wrong.
88. We প্রণয় when আপনি have a nickname for us that only আপনি use.
89. Even if আপনি think it is cool to burp, fart, অথবা emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
90. We প্রণয় it when আপনি ask for our advice.
91. At the end of the দিন we would pick a guy with a fantastic personality who can make us laugh over a guy with a hot body no matter how much we tell our বন্ধু otherwise…
92. Never প্রদর্শনী up to a bar in athletic shoes/attire…. Speaking of appropriate attire "wife beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
93. Don't seem too needy but also don't seem to distant.
94. Thanks to DIsney, we all believe in fairy tale endings and expect আপনি to provide us with one. Don't disappoint.
95. We may order salads in front of আপনি but trust me our mouths are watering for that cheese burger আপনি ordered.
96. Take us on the craziest তারিখ আপনি can think of. We are bored of the traditional movie and ডিনার dates.
97. Our future weddings already planned out in our heads. Don't think we're psychotic thats just what us girls do.
98. Play with our hair and massage us. We will প্রণয় আপনি for it.
99. If we really প্রণয় you, we will do anything in our power not to let আপনি go.
100.We couldn't প্রণয় anything আরো than when আপনি tell us "I প্রণয় you."