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This is a true story. If anyone tells আপনি it isn't true, they are lying. Enjoy the story of my amazing life. -Lonk

I have always lived in PENNSYLVANIA. I was born in Pennsylvania and raised in Pennsylvania my whole life. I still live in Pennsylvania.

One day, when my mommy named Lonk's Mom was cooking, she realized she was cooking my boots. She stopped cooking, because she realized, those were my only pair of boots. She gazed into the boiling pot and didn't care about the fact that she might burn her hand and dipped her whole arm into the pot and took out my boots. I didn't see my boots, all I saw was burnt leather, and the rubber part of my boots wasn't even there. I had a look of shock on my face, there was no খাবার left. My family was incredibly poor and the most money we've ever got was a $20 bill. Sadly, where we lived, there was a famine, which meant all the crops died and the cows that ate the crops died, and the জন্তু জানোয়ার that ate the cows died. অথবা so my mom told me that's how it works.

It was 2 days later, and I was hungry. After thinking in my room, because all these days I had to think for a way to get food, I came up with an idea. I got a hanger and I went to the শীর্ষ of our প্রথমপাতা on a very thundery day. I lifted the hanger above my head, and suddenly, a lightning bolt struck the hanger. And because of magic, the lightning bolt reflected from my hanger and hit the sky. The logic in that was so empty, that it caused another weird thing to happen. It started raining PINEAPPLES. I went inside and told my family to হাঁস under our table, in case a pineapple came in and hit someone in the head.

When the storm of pineapples was over, we collected a total of 100 pineapples. I was so happy. From now on, every 2 days, it rained pineapples. And every 2 days, at least one person got hit in the head with a pineapple. Luckily, Pennsylvania has a hospital nearly every corner. In case someone gets hit with a pineapple.

And that's the story of my life. I hope আপনি enjoyed it!
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girls that are goth
they hate jocks
they hate it when u talk about sports
they hate it when u talk to much
they never want to do anything when their in a mood
they dont watch american idol
they dont like u to talk about american idol
they hate it when u say "why do u always wear black?"
they hate it when u bring them flowers
they hate it when u try to "make moves"
they hate it when u bring them to parties with people she doesn't know

girls that are smart
they like it when u say "your smartness is cute"
they hate it when u defer her smartness
they dont like it when u...
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Dear Noah,
We could have sworn আপনি ব্যক্ত the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, ইউনিকর্ণ

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because ভ্যাম্পায়ার are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The টাইটানিক

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your বই are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous


Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make...
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The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. আপনি have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin


Even if happiness forgets আপনি a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert


If আপনি want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy


Happiness is never stopping to think if আপনি are. ~Palmer Sondreal


Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony


The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain


If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton


Happiness...
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10. Blind People Dream

People who become blind after birth can see প্রতিমূর্তি in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally vivid involving their other senses of sound, smell, touch and emotion. It is hard for a seeing person to imagine, but the body’s need for sleep is so strong that it is able to handle virtually all physical situations to make it happen.

9. আপনি Forget 90% of your Dreams

Within 5 মিনিট of waking, half of your dream if forgotten. Within 10, 90% is gone. The famous poet, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, woke one morning having had a fantastic...
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1. paint everything in your sisters room black see what happens

2. get your sister অথবা brother a drink put pepper in it....

3. play all your সঙ্গীত really load

4. blackmail them O.o

5. act like a cow.

6. lick them O.o

7. give them a রুটি স্যান্ডউইচ

8. set their alrm for two in the morning

9. bite them

10. flush the toilet when their in the shower

11. ding ding ditch their room

12. eat their food

13. be right in their face when they wake up

14 sit on them

15. put your cat অথবা dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
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So I bet'cher thinking all high and mighty in your chair at this very moment something along these lines....

"Pink badass? HAH! আপনি couldn't tell the difference between পরাকাষ্ঠা and a barn-sized lightning-rod! :D"

And you'd be right, normally.....

DAMN IT.

But here's the thing, have আপনি ever REALLY taken the time to think about it? Like, why পরাকাষ্ঠা has the reputation it does as of right now?

Hell, even SAYING the word, it sounds pretty lame. Pink.

Like, PINK! It sounds like a বার্বি porno spin-off, LAME!

But once আপনি venture a bit deeper into the realm of Pink, you'll find some pretty damn cool stuff.

An...
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