A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get আপনি something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If আপনি don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life ব্যক্ত Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….
(written in real small text). You’re not old until আপনি can’t read this লেখা any more.
You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. You’re far too mature to be concerned with material things like presents.
Celebration time: Happy birthday, আপনি old bag!
Come on, don’t be like this. আপনি have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.
Congratulations on your birthday! Remember: Today, no sex! Because আপনি need all your energy to blow out the candles!
Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
It’s your birthday, and I must say, আপনি certainly take the cake! And the ice cream. And all the rest of the snacks. Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one দিন get as old as আপনি are.
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit….but check it for wrinkles first!
Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we’ll return to judging আপনি based on every single morsel আপনি ingest.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Forget about the past, আপনি can’t change it, forget about the future, আপনি can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get আপনি one!
Forget your past, it’s already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot.
বন্ধু may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.
George Carlin ব্যক্ত that. Don’t ask me what it means. আপনি wanted something unique for your birthday, আপনি got it.
Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only আপনি can feel its warmth. And that’s what আপনি feel today. Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that আপনি don’t die before আপনি eat your cake. You’re another বছর older and another বছর wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.
Most জনপ্রিয় Birthday Wishes
Happy birthday to a man who is really younger than he looks.
Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
Happy birthday to you. আপনি live in a zoo. আপনি look like a monkey. And আপনি smell like one too
Happy Birthday! It’s about time আপনি start অভিনয় like your real age.
Happy birthday to আপনি videos
Happy Birthday! The inevitable came a বছর closer.
Happy Birthday! আপনি look fine for a person who is দ্বারা one বছর closer to death.
Happy Birthday! You’re one বছর closer to your death day.
Happy Birthday, but what’s your secret; a time machine অথবা something.
Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old আপনি really are!
Birthday Greeting Cards
Have fun as much as আপনি can, but not too much, because আপনি are in a vulnerable age.
Have আপনি ever try to get yourself in a fridge and see what happens? It’s ok আপনি can light up all your candles now? we all have a glass of water in our hands.
Hmm … I do not know why, but I had a strong urge to send আপনি a text message! But why? I know! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Hoping that আপনি can find all the strength and courage needed… to blow all of the candles out.
Hoping আপনি dance the night away অথবা at least watch other people dance late into the night, অথবা at least stay awake…
I didn’t forget your birthday. I just forgot today’s date!
I figured out, what’s the most difficult thing to do. I think it’s the counting of your wrinkles. It’s impossible to find one.
I think we’re going to need a bigger cake to fit all your candles.
I wanted to give আপনি something unique, grand and loving on your birthday! But I just did not fit on the screen!
I was trying to think of what to get আপনি for your birthday but nothing came to mind.
I wish আপনি all the best, for another 100 years here on earth!
I’m at an age when my back goes out আরো than I do.
200 Birthday Wishes
I’m just here for the cake.
I’m not going to make any age related jokes, because in fact I feel a little pity about how old আপনি are.
If someone comes up with the idea to call আপনি old: then hit him with your stick and throw him your teeth! Happy Birthday!
If আপনি want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
I’ll always think of আপনি as someone older than me. Happy Birthday.
আপনি must have one of the best plastic surgeons. There is no other explanation.
Creative Ways to Say Happy Birthday
আপনি recognize the fact that you’re getting older when the candles cost আরো than the birthday cake.
আপনি think আপনি are old? You’re not old… আপনি were old last year, this বছর you’re ancient.
আপনি think you’re something special because it’s your birthday today? You’re something special every day!
আপনি would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.. Yung No Mo
You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!
You’re so old when আপনি look at your birth certificate it ব্যক্ত expired
You’re a hard person to ভান্দার for, so I didn’t get আপনি anything. Happy birthday.
You’re not forty; you’re eighteen with twenty two years of experience.
You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying! Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation.
