Funny Songs - Santa Claus Is Hungry Tonight - Lyrics

posted by CheetahGirl5147

Milk With Cookies...

Sing to the tune of “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town”
Oh, আপনি better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart
to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
Your mom saved him some ice cream
and a slice of কুমড়া pie.
Too bad আপনি finished both of them
while he was flying ’cross the sky.
Oh, আপনি needed a snack
and didn't think twice.
আপনি ate Santa’s treats,
so now pay the price.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
He knows আপনি are not sleeping.
Your snoring is so fake.
You’d better get yourself downstairs
and bake the man a cake.
Oh, আপনি better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.

CheetahGirl5147 I posted this early :P

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My Job Sucks

posted by smileypop9

I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can আপনি guess whose and what job it is?

You think your job sucks? Let me tell আপনি about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair অথবা putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The পরবর্তি chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...

1

The Shaggy সারমেয় Theme

posted by coolkatstar

I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" অথবা "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He ব্যক্ত "I'd like to have one too." Then I ব্যক্ত "But this is a dog". He ব্যক্ত he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He ব্যক্ত I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...

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Calliope Channel episode 9

posted by invadercalliope

CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can আপনি believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how আপনি respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!

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Bumble Bee Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what আপনি want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee আরো than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My হৃদয় skips a beat
When আপনি walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with আপনি until the end

I give my হৃদয় and my soul to you
To make আপনি see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant আপনি see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what আপনি want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...

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Calliope Channel episode 6

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope আপনি are getting use to this প্রদর্শনী cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did আপনি say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope আপনি enjoy the picture!
The End!

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Calliope Channel episode 4

posted by invadercalliope

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE আপনি AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING আপনি 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST তারকা IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T আপনি EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO আপনি BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF অথবা I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the প্রদর্শনী earlyer!Bye!
The End

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a যেভাবে খুশী song

posted by trentgwenfan1

i প্রণয় cereal yes i do

i প্রণয় cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i প্রণয় cerial yes i do i প্রণয় cerial আপনি better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if আপনি can't have crealeal

do not steal

i প্রণয় creal yes we do i প্রণয় ceral আপনি should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i প্রণয় ccerale yes i do

i প্রণয় crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some যেভাবে খুশী songs আপনি made up plz commet

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11. SURE things yOU wish yuor boyfriend didnt know about you!!!

posted by neonstars

1.where আপনি keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid অথবা nawt!!
3.Who আপনি talk 2 on the phone
4.THat আপনি are super jelous অথবা other girls (or boys)
5.That আপনি hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up আপনি will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That আপনি have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart আপনি are at fixing things.

GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!

I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!

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What Business Brand Slogans Taught Me

posted by KittyTDA98

1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that আপনি can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the প্রথমপাতা Depot is আরো saving and আরো doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are আরো than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...

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A severe warning of a perverted fanpopper আপনি should all stay away from! :O

posted by K5-HOWL

esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me

Yes K5-HOWL has হারিয়ে গেছে her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post নবীকৃত তথ্য if আপনি want :)

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part to of ~haunted~ ~hell~ ~house~ ~HHH~

posted by CUTEDXC

me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy আপনি do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for আরো hours and my বন্ধু will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i...

3

Rain, sunshine and licerish!(read while listenning to Your body's a wonderland-JohnMayer)

posted by 555YJ

i was sad one day
i was walking in the street
feeling sad and alone
the boy i have a crush on is my first best friend
and my other best friend
who's also a boy
to wich i say everything to
has a crush on me and just admited it
i was walking in the রাস্তা
feeling sad and alone
my house is a little farther
and i'm actually enjoying the nice breeze
i take my আইপড out of my jeans pocket
and put john mayer's your body is a wonderland
and i buy some licerish
and i turn the volume up
and start dancing in the street
i get farther from home
to a little hill
and i sleep on the ground lookin up
there's no one পরবর্তি to me
i...

5

seasolnal festivals !!

posted by aya3

it is some traditions...it is useful to know it...^_^
1st:SUMMER:
every বছর people build bonfires on hilltops all over Cornwall in the south_west of england these fires are a celebration of summer and they lit on the night after the summer solstice(on 22 June). the ceremony isn`t performed in English it is performed in Cornish , an old Celtic language.

2nd: SPRING:
the helston `furry(floral) dance` is one of the oldest festivals in england it takes place in hellstone an old Cornish town ,it celebrates the coming of the spring the `dance` is procession throw the narrow streets of the town the men...

2

Pie ay ay(the pie song).

posted by Jamie38459

Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, বিস্কুট and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).

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Yeah Me; The Nerd Chapter 2 Carlz The ব্রেভ

posted by cute20k

As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's দিন time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get প্রথমপাতা so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it প্রথমপাতা in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...

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Myspace Lies

posted by HaiSuG96

RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, চলচ্ছবি and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i প্রণয় my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones আপনি see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they প্রণয় their haters, and sometimes I think "if আপনি প্রণয় your haters, then why do আপনি hate back?" seriously....

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the অ্যাঞ্জেল on my other shoulder

posted by orangeturnip

when that অ্যাঞ্জেল sits on my shoulder
whispers into my হৃদয়
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the অ্যাঞ্জেল appears to আপনি in form of desire
আপনি float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
আপনি jump about
cos আপনি cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this অ্যাঞ্জেল with her good intensions
will make আপনি fly
the অ্যাঞ্জেল will make আপনি cry
the অ্যাঞ্জেল will make আপনি feel how others feel
so আপনি can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the অ্যাঞ্জেল and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already হারিয়ে গেছে

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Oldest of memories from me and 3 বন্ধু who need lives. XD

posted by MF114

EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A দিন dont go দ্বারা আপনি dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF আপনি do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta আপনি XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...

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fangs and পশম

posted by hotice

" I know what আপনি want from me.you want me to tell আপনি my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to আপনি . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell আপনি i could get a lot of people around me hurt " ব্যক্ত the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what আপনি will tell me today " ব্যক্ত the man .

"Alright but আপনি will not like what i tell আপনি .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " ব্যক্ত the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if আপনি want hear আরো . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u

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For the JOB HUNTERS~~~ "Do Nots For Interviws"

posted by scarlet009

♥♥♥.............again found this.not দ্বারা me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger অথবা a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American অথবা Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance অথবা anything else that might be considered ......