(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as আপনি can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
আপনি can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away

I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!

Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
আপনি should never send a মাউস to do a mans job
I got armor so thick আপনি won't even dent me
And although I সরানো slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee

Your a 2 বছর old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your গাধা man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty

Plague Knight: আপনি think আপনি have swag? That's my middle name!
আপনি couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like আপনি who are just so fat
Getting everything আপনি want. but crying like a brat

I সরানো 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
আপনি সরানো slower than a কচ্ছপ in a fog
Thinking আপনি could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes

Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
আপনি সরানো like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use আপনি for f**king hair gel

I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung দ্বারা bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.

WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
আপনি DECIDE!