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(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)

(I will drive আপনি to madness দ্বারা letting আপনি figure out why the heck I ব্যক্ত pie. ;D)

Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^

JASON DERULO SUCKS.

Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, অথবা perverted as hell.

Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......

Wiggle Wiggle. :P

(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)

And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's still shit.

Like, "I will vomit all over your decayed excrement" Shit.

I also can't help but notice EVERY GODDAMN PERSON ON THIS PLANET LOVES IT! MY বন্ধু প্রণয় IT, MY COUSINS প্রণয় IT, THAT FUCKING বালিশ OVER THERE LOVES IT!

Let's just this over with, this is Jason Derulo's "Trumpets."

Also, CREATIVE NAME THERE. >.<

"Every time that আপনি get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head"

...



WOW, GREAT WAY TO START A SONG! THINKING ABOUT A NAKED WOMAN, FANFUCKINGTASTIC.

"I wrote this song just looking at আপনি ooh, oh
Yeah the drums they দোল low"

And I wrote this review looking at your shitty song.

"And the trumpets they go
And the trumpets they go
Yeah the trumpets they go"

Great idea there! Repeat the SAME GODDAMN LINE THREE TIMES IN A ROW.

THIS ISN'T TETRIS DUDE, IT'S SONG WRITING!

"Da da, da ra ra da, da, da
Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da
Da da, da ra ra da, da, da
Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da
They go"



"Is it weird that I hear
Violins whenever you're gone"

Is it weird that your গান গাওয়া reminds me of the devil's dong?

"Is it weird that your ass
Remind me of a Kanye West song?"

Is it weird that your lyrics remind me of shit from King-Kong?

"Is it weird that I hear
Trumpets when you're turning me on?"



Yes, this will be the episode of the Spongebob memes. :D

Seriously though, HOW DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS SHIT!?

I mean, I know it's fine to have an opinion, BUT HOW DOES NOBODY SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THIS!?

AND IT GETS EVEN BETTER. ;D

"Is it weird that your bra
Remind me of a Katy Perry song?"

..............

.____.

Are আপনি fucking kidding me.

ARE আপনি SHITTING ME.

WHAT THE FUCK!??!!??!?!?!?

I mean, the chorus line sucked, but I could've just ignored it, and I did! BUT THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.

FUCK THIS SONG, FUCK JASON DERULO, AND FUCK MY LIFE RIGHT IN THE P**SY!

Don't do drugs kids. :P

"Every time that আপনি get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head
I wrote this song just looking at আপনি ooh, oh
Yeah the drums they দোল low
And the trumpets they go"

Repeating the same goddamn lyrics from before.....



"(And they playing for আপনি girl)
And the trumpets they go
(Ha, yeah)
Yeah the trumpets they go
[Background:] Da da, da da da da [x7]
Yeah the trumpets they go
(Go, go-go, go-go, go, go-go)
And they go"

DADADAADDADADDADADADA MACHINE GUN DADADDAADADADADA X_____X

SERIOUSLY, IF আপনি AREN'T EVEN GOING TO MAKE WORDS THAN আপনি SHOULDN'T BE লেখা SONGS!

Goddamn it Bobby.

"(Damn) Is it weird that I hear
দেবদূত every time that আপনি moan?"

IS IT WEIRD THAT YOUR FACE REMINDS ME OF A KIDNEY STONE?

"Is it weird that your eyes
Remind me of a কোল্ডপ্লে song?"

Songwriting 101: FUCKING RHYME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SERIOUSLY, WHO THE HELL TAUGHT আপনি TO SING, A PILLOW!?

 AND THAT'S how to make a song. ;D
AND THAT'S how to make a song. ;D


"Is it weird that I hear
Trumpets when you're turning me on?"

So the "Moan" rhyme was pointless.

Dumbass.

"Is it weird that your bra
Remind me of a Katy Perry song?"

Is it weird that YOUR SONG FUCKING SUCKS, YOUR গান গাওয়া IS TERRIBLE, AND আপনি SHOULD DIE IN A FIRE!?

"Every time that আপনি get undressed
I hear symphonies in my head
I wrote this song looking at আপনি ooh, oh
Oh, yeah"

Could আপনি at least TRY to make new lyrics!? Good lord, this SONG FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!

Kind of like YO FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Yes, I went there. ;D
Yes, I went there. ;D


"Every time (Every time) that আপনি get undressed
(Every time that আপনি get undressed)
I hear symphonies in my head
(I hear symphonies in my head)"

Oh no, in my head....

*Flashback*

THAT FUCKING SONG IS FOR ANOTHER DAY.

"I wrote this song (I wrote this song) just looking at you
Ooh, oh (Just looking at আপনি girl)
Yeah the drums they দোল low"

What the hell does "The drums দোল low" Mean?

Why am I even questioning this. This song is from a guy who made another song called "Talk Dirty."

FUCK IT ALL!

"And the trumpets they go (Acapella on 'em)
They go, oh-ooh, yeah
Come on, come on, come on
They go "

THANK যীশু CHRIST ALMIGHTY THE SONG'S OVER.



In conclusion, HOW DID THIS SONG GET SO POPULAR, IT SUCKS ASS!!!!

Also like Drive By, it's catchy, BUT THE LYRICS ARE ABSOLUTE SHIT. AND IF আপনি DON'T LIKE THE LYRICS, আপনি DON'T LIKE THE SONG.

Why? Maybe because THAT'S WHAT THE SONG'S ABOUT!

It fills me with uncontrollable rage that people ACTUALLY LIKE songs like this, and it's just madness.

Yes, আপনি actually just saw somebody say that without referencing the meme.



Anyways, the পরবর্তি song I'll be revie-

Jason Derulo: আপনি KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT? :DD

Me: Oh no.... o-O

Jason Derulo: WIG-

Me: LIGHTNING CHAOS REAPER CHOP! *Bonk*

Uh, see আপনি guys later.... o-O

Oh boy.............
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Yesterday was my 20th birthday. For a lot of people, something like this is very important. After all, we only live once and milestone years like this can mark an key moment in our lives. In my case, it's when I fully transition from being a teenager to being an adult. To celebrate this, I decided to finally প্রকাশ an প্রবন্ধ that I wanted to write for a long time. I wanted to talk about my পছন্দ medium of story-telling, as well as to explain why it matters so much to me.
We all have our পছন্দ ways of telling a story, অথবা to express our emotions and points-of-view. My পছন্দ is animation,...
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So about a বছর ago, I was chilling out back, relaxin’ all cool, watching a video দ্বারা Matt McMuscles on ইউটিউব about a little Squaresoft game called The Bouncer. I remember watching it but the only thing I came away with was, “Wait a second.... Dog রাস্তা is the name of the clothes on that one kid in Kingdom Hearts!”. About a বছর later, I heard of the game again and thought, “Well, I’m into weird PS2 games. May as well give it a try.” Thankfully, despite being a hard to find game, it was pretty cheap to get. It was a game released around the start of the PS2 and was going to be...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Well this is a game I never knew existed. Most of these games, I had minor knowledge of, but this is a game I never heard of, not a once. Terrawars: New York Invasion is a shooter all about playing as a soldier that must stop an alien invasion taking place in New York, obviously. The game was developed দ্বারা Lady Luck Digital Media, this being their first and last game. Released on Xbox Original and PC, Terrawars was a game made on passion. The developers themselves went to New York City, Manhattan to be exact, in order to get the game to look as close to New York as possible. It’s kind of nice...
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This is a My Little টাট্টু অনুরাগী Fiction. If আপনি do not like talking ponies that come in different colors, please run away to safety.



Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear


Theme Song: link
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
Drug Addicts
Italian...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
I never did play Octodad, a game that was ব্যক্ত to be unique, if frustrating in its own way. Neither did I play I Am Bread, also frustrating with it’s gameplay. I never understood the appeal of games that try to anger আপনি unless there is a unique spin to it অথবা something good. And I think waiting for that paid off, because today, we’ll be talking about one of the funniest written indie games I’ve played, Manual Samuel



Manual Samuel follows the tale of Samuel obviously, a trust fund baby who has never had to work a দিন in his life and has had everything practically handed to him. That...
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 Razilee and Elijah 2019
Razilee and Elijah 2019
Elijah Jones's long awaited arrival for 2019 was a documentary that released side দ্বারা side with his promoted album K-12 দ্বারা Melanie Martinez on September 5, 2019. It's no surprise that Jones's release was "stereotypical". Elijah's hype for the 2019 বছর started as early as January 2019 and finally died down in May 2019. But with July crossing, Jones's hyped increased and within August 2019 it severely increased. Not only did the film represent something different in response to his পূর্ববর্তি albums "Utilize" and "Forgive To Forget" the film had no relation to them and exposed something completely...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link

 The rectangle flies towards the white oval. As the two shapes যোগদান together, words appear.
The rectangle flies towards the white oval. As the two shapes যোগদান together, words appear.


This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*...
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Hello dudes and dudettes,Silent Borse is in the house and I have a not so special announcement to make:
Remember Opposite দিন last year?Well get ready for the madness once again this বছর because after making a মতামত about whether অথবা not we should hold another Opposite Day(and turn it into an annual event in general)to see if the others agree as well:link
I(with the suggestions of Lefteris and Riku) have come to the conclusion that we should hold the Opposite দিন on November 25 this Sunday.Reason why this তারিখ was chosen?Because the majority of users on here should have free time on that day.



P.S.
If anyone has any disagreements about the তারিখ than feel free to contact me.
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Note: ফ্রোজেন is owned দ্বারা Disney, not me. I hope that আপনি have fun পাঠ করা and feel free to comment.

Princess Anna and কুইন Elsa were relaxing in the living room of the kingdom. Anna asked "Do আপনি miss swimming?"

Elsa ব্যক্ত "Well I guess I do."

Anna ব্যক্ত "Well my related friend I have a answer to your problem."

Elsa ব্যক্ত "Problem?"

Anna ব্যক্ত "Yes. We haven't swam in months, but don't worry. I found a private lake near the kingdom that'll be perfect for us."

Elsa ব্যক্ত "Are sure it's a private lake? I don't wanna share a lake with like 50 people."

Anna ব্যক্ত "Don't worry. I've been to this lake...
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