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There is a website that offers its users the choice to experience the "ultimate horror." This website, called Blindmaiden.com, is supposedly a site dedicated to a doomed spirit that will enter the প্রথমপাতা of people who have viewed that site.

However, no matter how hard আপনি try, your browser won't allow আপনি to enter the site. আপনি see, to access this site, আপনি must wait until exactly 12:00 AM, making sure that the night in প্রশ্ন is a New Moon night. আপনি must be on your own in your প্রথমপাতা with all the lights turned off. Only when these conditions are met, will আপনি be granted access to the site.

As soon as আপনি enter, আপনি will see a montage of pictures being displayed quickly. These প্রতিমূর্তি are of boys and girls without eyes and faces that are twisted in tremendous fear. After that, a text will appear on the monitor saying:

This website will take আপনি to a whole new level of horror.
A horror that will use all five of your senses.
আপনি must be very careful not to click on anything
দ্বারা accident. আপনি will be faced with a real experience
of absolute horror.
Click the accept button to engage
actively in the experience.

ACCEPT

DECLINE

If আপনি click decline, আপনি will be rewarded with access to the entire archive of these gruesome images. A gore site pretty much. Click accept however, and there will be no turning back. আপনি have sealed your fate and trust me, আপনি WILL experience the ultimate horror.

Upon accepting, আপনি will see a sinister silhouette walking towards your প্রথমপাতা on your monitor. The spirit will then approach and enter the same room as আপনি are. আপনি will then see your own back on the monitor and আপনি will feel a presence behind you. Suddenly, আপনি will feel somebody tapping on your shoulder and as আপনি turn around, আপনি will see the blind maiden's face and scream in terror. And that will be the last thing আপনি will do, as she will then kill you.

The Blind Maiden will then pluck your eyes out and take a ছবি of your face.

Congratulations. আপনি have successfully completed the ritual and, as a reward, that ছবি will forever be a part of the website's picture gallery, just like all the other ছবি of people who were stupid অথবা curious enough to press the accept button. And yes, if আপনি are a thrill seeker, then আপনি will প্রণয় the last few moments of your life.
added by adultswimperson
Source: গুগুল
I found this hilarious প্রবন্ধ on pcworld.com
Don't know who the লেখক is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's স্মারক Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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posted by Sheetal1256
Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a গুপ্তশব্দ other than "password" অথবা "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits পরবর্তি to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be আরো imaginative.

I will not bore my boss দ্বারা with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some আরো excuses.

I will do less laundry and use আরো deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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added by Crazedsitcomfan
Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The প্রদর্শনী was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids প্রদর্শনী that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The প্রদর্শনী had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my পছন্দ parts of the প্রদর্শনী was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

link

Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Some of আপনি might have heard of the game Facade. those of আপনি who have, আপনি probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
_____________________-_____________________
Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she ব্যক্ত "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they ব্যক্ত yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...
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French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are আরো likely to become serial killers.

Everything আপনি see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are আরো likely to dream when আপনি are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If আপনি tear off paper from bottles, আপনি are sexually...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did আপনি get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A পেংগুইন rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four প্রশ্ন to determine the level of your intellect. Your উত্তর must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating অথবা wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: আপনি are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in সেকেন্ড place.
In which position are আপনি now?

Answer:

If আপনি answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. আপনি overtook the সেকেন্ড runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the পরবর্তি প্রশ্ন try not to be so dumb.

2 : If আপনি overtake the last...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked দ্বারা his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes প্রথমপাতা and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother উত্তর " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad উত্তর "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she উত্তর "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she উত্তর "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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posted by invadercalliope
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? আপনি know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let আপনি go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are আপনি enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling আপনি how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link
link

(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas দ্বারা discussion
-Like to learn new task দ্বারা talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus আরো on their own inner world,...
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Okay so if আপনি live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The পরবর্তি day, cut the balloons off and আপনি got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when আপনি can barely সরানো as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
… So YIIK is a game



Okay, so a lot of you, অথবা hell, all of আপনি are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are আপনি doing this time?” All two of আপনি that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a বছর পূর্বে on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne, known in other regions as Shin Megami Tensei: Lucifer’s Call, is the “third” game in the SMT franchise. And I say third with উদ্ধৃতি because any SMT অনুরাগী will tell আপনি that’s bullshit. The third in the mainline franchise, yes, but SMT has had several spin offs and franchises all from the Shin Megami Tensei titles alone. Hell, one of them that আপনি may know, and the reason why আপনি are পাঠ করা this প্রবন্ধ right now to yell at me over, is the Persona franchise. Persona is part of the same series, but vastly different. Persona is a game that is about the...
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