"How to গুগুল something"

আপনি already are, dumbass.

"Best হ্যালোইন costume ever made from বিয়ার cans"

There's recycling, then there's recycling.

"Which smells worse, dog, cat অথবা human urine?"

Does it REALLY even matter?

"Where do হারিয়ে গেছে socks go when they go missing?"

To heaven, where all the fallen remain to stay happy for the rest of their afterlives.

Who cares.

"What kind of pigs eat people?"

I ALWAYS KNEW THOSE PIGS WERE UP TO SOMETHING.

"How long does it take to drown an ant?"

A better প্রশ্ন would be why do আপনি care.

"What do dead rats smell like?"

Chicken?

"Can cow saliva cure baldness?"

Some প্রশ্ন aren't even worth answering.

"What is a magical way to gain weight?"

I hope this person knows magic isn't real.

"What’s the best trick to train your dog to do?"

To find the remote.

"Who lives with Santa Clause?"

How old are you?

"What is the fine for taking your শীর্ষ off in public?"

If I get to see it then there's no penalty at all.

"Why did the chicken ক্রুশ the road?"

I KNOW THIS ONE! :D HE CROSSED THE ROAD TO

Go to his secret evil organization where he turns innocent cotton ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট into scrap metal for nothing আরো than the pleasure of enjoying pain of the innocence.

Classic joke. ^____^

"How to hide a dead body"

I don't even need to explain this one.

"Is Lady Gaga a man?"

IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

"I hate my job"

Why are আপনি on গুগুল for this? XD I'm sorry আপনি hate your job.

"What would Audrey do?"

She'd burn down your entire house just to let আপনি know she's hungry.

"I am extremely terrified of Chinese people"

*Facepalm*

"Can যীশু microwave a burrito?"

He probably doesn't even need a microwave, he's goddamn JESUS.

"Do midgets have night vision?"

Do pigs fly? Of course not.

"What is it called when a giraffe swallowed a toy jet?"

When would that ever happen to anyone. XD

"Wolves are taking our women"

QUICK, WE MUST PLAN OUR ATTACK AT FORT ZINDERNEUF! MAKE THOSE DESPICABLE নেকড়ে PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE!

"I like to think of যীশু as a mischievous badger"

I like to think of আপনি as a psychotic refugee who has way too much time on their hands.

"I accidentally slept with my sister"

Do আপনি want me to hold the door open for you?

"Help I'm a prisoner in a toothpaste factory"

How did আপনি even have access to a computer in a toothpaste factory?

"How to raise your IQ দ্বারা eating gifted children"

DON'T CHEAT ON A TEST! D:

"How do girls master bat"

It takes a lot of hard work to become good at baseball, my slightly perverted friend.

And that's it for now. Hope আপনি enjoyed, and maybe had a laugh অথবা two. XD See আপনি guys পরবর্তি time.