Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!
#2 They are friends? Ship it!
#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!
#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!
#5 They used to be বন্ধু but now they don't like each other? Much ship!
#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder আপনি ship.
#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now shippable.
#8 Okay okay আপনি can ship x's sibling with character y.
#9 And if you're feeling adventurous, edgy, and controversial ship person x and his/her sibling.
#10 If they hate each other/are rivals it's shippable.
#11 Is one of these rivals evil? And the other good? Of course that's how it is! Ship it! Ship it hard!
#12 Shipping your পছন্দ character's lover with your সেকেন্ড পছন্দ character's lover is recommended.
#13 Now don't just ship your পছন্দ characters' প্রেমী together; play mix n match and have your পছন্দ and সেকেন্ড পছন্দ switch lovers!
#14 Ya know what's better than one of your পছন্দ characters in a relationship? Having your two পছন্দ প্রণয় each other. Ship that. Pronto.
#15 Yeah, that's all well and dandy. But now your least পছন্দ is feeling left out. Follow rules 12 & 13 but switch your 2nd পছন্দ out for your least favorite.
#16 What? Not wiiiled enough for you? Fine then, ship your পছন্দ with your least পছন্দ for maximum mixed feelings!
#17 প্রণয় triangle? Lol, not a problem; ship them all together in one giant threesome yacht.
#18 Number 17 is a no go? Well ship person A with person B while simultaneously shipping person A with person C.
#19 And then ship person B with person C.
#20 Its a bonus if person A cheated on person B with person C. Then ship person B with person C harder as person A cries in the distance.
#21 Is person A a peasant? Yes? *Le gasp* no way!!! Because person B is a prince/princess. আপনি know what that means...SHIP IT!!!
#22 "My ship is sinking though." Go down with it captain.
#23 Person A is a pirate. Wonderful! This person can be shipped with everyone automatically. Let person A chase that booty!
#24 "But it's not canon." Sure it is. Anything is canon if আপনি ship it hard enough.
#25 "But no one else ships it?" Then make them.
#26 What's this??? আপনি have a NOTP??? Ha ha, no আপনি don't everything is shippable. Ship all the things!
#27 Did আপনি know that if they are opposites--personalitywise they are shippable.
#28 Your characters control one of the four elements? আপনি know what they say; opposites attract.
#29 So do same elements.
#30 Matches like Air/Water অথবা Fire/Earth work too. Sure they are neither opposites nor the same. But we don't discriminate.
#31 Male/Male Female/Female Female/Male. What did I say about discriminating. We don't do that here!
#32 "Yeah, but the প্রদর্শনী hasn't even aired yet. I just saw the trailer." Wonderful! আপনি can start shipping earlier. আপনি can ship them before shipping them was cool আপনি hipster you!
#33 Do they run in the same pack? Are they part of the same organization? Then ship 'em! Each and every person in the organization will be shipped with every other member.
#34 Does your পছন্দ character have a clone? Ship that also.
#35 "But isn't that kinda weird?" *Shrugs* I don't প্রশ্ন it.
#36 Is it canon? Lucky you. Ship it.
#37 Not canon? The লেখক is wrong. Fight the man. Put up resistance.
#38 If the word sempai was ever said, it's shippable.
#39 Got real life friends? Ship them.
#40 Hell, ship yourself. Go out and get some প্রণয় dammit!
#41 Shipping characters with object is not off limits আপনি know. Ship Jerry with his পছন্দ lamp shade.
#42 Ship yourself with the character. Your self insert fic is waiting
#43 Ya know what else আপনি can ship? আপনি and your least favorite.
#44 Someone is hating on your পছন্দ character? Ship them with the character.
#45 Oh You're jealous now? Refer to rule 18.
#46 Background characters need প্রণয় too. Ship them together.
#47 অথবা ship them with the main character.
#48 Secondary is fine too.
#49 Fine আপনি can ship singers too.
#50 Every character can be shipped with the author.
1.The Characters are awesome
2.It can make আপনি laugh so hard
3.It can make আপনি cry like a baby
4.The fight scenes are epic
5.Theres blood
6.They swear
7.The storyline is really good
8.Theres Ninjas'!!
9.They have Sasuke(cool)
10.The weapons they use are so coool
11.The villians are so evil.
12.It makes আপনি wish আপনি lived in the নারুত world.
13.They have great opening and ending songs.
14.It makes আপনি think about it all the time
15.It teaches আপনি নারুত history
2.It can make আপনি laugh so hard
3.It can make আপনি cry like a baby
4.The fight scenes are epic
5.Theres blood
6.They swear
7.The storyline is really good
8.Theres Ninjas'!!
9.They have Sasuke(cool)
10.The weapons they use are so coool
11.The villians are so evil.
12.It makes আপনি wish আপনি lived in the নারুত world.
13.They have great opening and ending songs.
14.It makes আপনি think about it all the time
15.It teaches আপনি নারুত history
Lives: 999
