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#10 Ask if they have change for a penny.
#9 Have one of your বন্ধু hit আপনি on the back and spit out a piece of white gum অথবা a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until আপনি have $20 অথবা more.
#7 If আপনি have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do শিশুরা come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob অথবা সঙ্গীত videos.
#4 Go around গান গাওয়া the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
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Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If আপনি can read English, আপনি can cook. For Instance. Basic রুটি stuffing, melt one third cup of মাখন in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick মাখন on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How আপনি guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't আপনি wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = আপনি got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new গিটার student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
posted by Ashley-Green
রুটি IS DANGEROUS

Why? Judge for yourself:
Research on রুটি indicates that

1. আরো than 98 percent of convicted felons are রুটি users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all রুটি was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. আরো than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours...
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Kate: then she she was all like OH NO আপনি did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!

Liz: What's that? চুম্বন your boy friend?

Kate: No not that bad!

Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!

Kate: Wores.

Liz: Break your leg?

Kate: no.

Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?

Kate: I told আপনি not to remind me of that!

Liz: sorry. What?

Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!

LIZ: NO!

Kate: Yes!

Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!

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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a সেকেন্ড ago. well tell me what আপনি think!I am planing on making আরো short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
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got this off a website :)

1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the শীর্ষ of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on ফ্যান্টাসি Island.

4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.

9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

10. I'm so goth,...
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Note: This was my speech for বিতর্ক team, therefore it would be presented as a proper speech and not something for online viewing, take this into consideration while পাঠ করা this, thank you, and enjoy.

Imagine a world where আপনি could be turned down from a job because আপনি were black and your employer was a white man, a world where আপনি can be pulled over and asked for citizenship for being a Mexican, a world in which আপনি cannot marry the প্রণয় of your life because আপনি two were the same sex.

Welcome to America, friends.

The United States is ব্যক্ত to be a free country, one with civility. আপনি would think...
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1. The coffee-flavored donut.

2. The ShamWOW!

3. Middle school অথবা any school in particular

4. Baseball cards

5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it

6. Misquitoes

7. Bees!!!!!!!!

8. Wasps!!!!

9. People who think they have ESP

10. Math

11. The ভুট্টার খই ball

12. A গান গাওয়া বাস্কেটবল (yes they're real)

13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)

14. Antelopes

15. automatic soap dispensers
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Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a আরো suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if আপনি can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did আপনি hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers আপনি can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit...
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আপনি held it all in
I should’ve put the আগুন out
আপনি were in pain and it’s all my fault

The days I fought with you
It stuck to me like glue
Baby I just kept hurting you
And it’s all my fault
আপনি bled but no one heard
আপনি were screaming, no one bothered to hear
I should’ve wiped away all your tears
This is my fault

So just forget about me
Babe I know this isn’t what আপনি wanted it to be

আপনি were bleeding, crying, drowning, dying
I’m telling the truth this time, this time it’s my fault
Everything I ever did was my fault