Welcome to the world of Fanpop! My name is Professor Alexis. People call me the Internet Professor. This world is inhabited দ্বারা creatures calle- LET'S GET ROOOOOOOIGHT INTO THE NEWS!! (I'm so good at making references in these প্রবন্ধ *D*)
আপনি saw the title, correct? Now, প্রশ্ন like "What the heck, Alexis? Fandom galore? What's that?" and "What's this stupid girl লেখা about now?" might pop into your head. Regardless if you're sick of these rants অথবা not, I'm gonna talk about many well known fandoms and their cringey sides! যোগদান me in this one hell of an acid tri- I mean... internet adventure!
First, let's look into the Undertale fandom. Oh, Undertale, আপনি never cease to amaze me. This horrible excuse of a fandom is one of the things that make me reconsider existing. Countless amounts of flamewars, that are usually about Sans being better than another character, অথবা if Fontcest is okay (it's not in my opinion) অথবা not. There's also porn art and fanfictions, basically everything আপনি can expect from a horrendous fanbase. There's many unstable অনুরাগী who don't know the meaning of the word "opinion" and attack people who dislike Undertale and whatnot. It really sickens me in all honesty.
What I don't get is, how is Fontcest okay in any way? It's two skeleton brothers fucking each other. Skeletons don't have genitalia, and siblings having sex is just sick. Incest can get আপনি arrested. These sick artists apparently don't get that, though. That's what makes it even আরো horrifying.
There's even beastiality in the Undertale fanbase. People ship Frisk x Asriel and Chara x Asriel. WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THESE SHIPS ARE OKAY? I HAVE MANY, MANY আরো প্রশ্ন ABOUT HUMANITY. I just hope that someone out there will answer all of them. I want to know the meaning...the meaning of the interweb. The meaning of life. Hell, the meaning of fucking জাম্বুরা intercourse. (Yes that's a real thing)
There's spanking art as well in the Undertale fandom. Spanking art makes absolutely no sense. It's just a character slapping another character's ass. This doesn't make it sexy at all. Spanking is just a way of assaulting if anything.
পরবর্তি up is the FNaF fandom. Oh, this is definitely one of my faves. In the deepest parts of this fanbase, you'll find fanfiction, fetish art, robot sex, beastiality, and much much more. Like the Undertale fandom, this hellhole is a complete mess. There's rabid অনুরাগী who always যন্ত্রপত্র Scott Cawthon completely ridiculous ideas for his newest and most সাম্প্রতিক projects, defend the games and Scott, and even get mad when someone has a bad opinion about FNaF. This is basically the Undertale fandom's dad.
Now I got myself talking about the infamous MLP fandom. This fanbase is প্রথমপাতা to beastiality once again, horse sex, diaper wearing equines, et cetera. This brony filled fandom is known for turning everything into ponies. আপনি guys know about Undertale, right? Ponies. আপনি guys know about FNaF? Ponies. আপনি guys know about Birdemic? Ponies. আপনি guys know abou- আপনি get the idea. It's just annoying that they infect every single lovable thing with the Equine Virus.
Last but not least, is the GODDAMN FURRY FANDOM. Oh jeez, where do I even start? I have to admit, not all furries are bad, but the types of them I'm going to mention are. These people have gone apeshit on people who have a negative opinion about them, they've drawn countless amounts of porn, they've made tons of horrifying fanfictions, they have sex with other furries IN THEIR GODDAMN FURSUITS, and much more.
There are many আরো fandoms to cover, but it'd take up this article. I bet আপনি guys find enjoyment in my suffering, আপনি sick sick bastids. (That was intentional)
The moral of this rant is that not everything is pure. My life isn't pure, your life isn't pure. Hell, even your own device's life isn't pure. ALMOST EVERYTHING IS NOT PURE. AAAAAAAAHHHH.
*Intermission*
Alright, I'm back. I went out to go buy some আরো gallons of Clorox Bleach. There was an amazing 45% discount.
On a rather আরো serious note, I hope anyone out there who is পাঠ করা this liked it. I spent a quality amount of time on this rant. If আপনি enjoyed it, I'm glad আপনি did. Suggest ideas for new rants if আপনি so please. Thanks for reading!
আপনি saw the title, correct? Now, প্রশ্ন like "What the heck, Alexis? Fandom galore? What's that?" and "What's this stupid girl লেখা about now?" might pop into your head. Regardless if you're sick of these rants অথবা not, I'm gonna talk about many well known fandoms and their cringey sides! যোগদান me in this one hell of an acid tri- I mean... internet adventure!
First, let's look into the Undertale fandom. Oh, Undertale, আপনি never cease to amaze me. This horrible excuse of a fandom is one of the things that make me reconsider existing. Countless amounts of flamewars, that are usually about Sans being better than another character, অথবা if Fontcest is okay (it's not in my opinion) অথবা not. There's also porn art and fanfictions, basically everything আপনি can expect from a horrendous fanbase. There's many unstable অনুরাগী who don't know the meaning of the word "opinion" and attack people who dislike Undertale and whatnot. It really sickens me in all honesty.
What I don't get is, how is Fontcest okay in any way? It's two skeleton brothers fucking each other. Skeletons don't have genitalia, and siblings having sex is just sick. Incest can get আপনি arrested. These sick artists apparently don't get that, though. That's what makes it even আরো horrifying.
There's even beastiality in the Undertale fanbase. People ship Frisk x Asriel and Chara x Asriel. WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THESE SHIPS ARE OKAY? I HAVE MANY, MANY আরো প্রশ্ন ABOUT HUMANITY. I just hope that someone out there will answer all of them. I want to know the meaning...the meaning of the interweb. The meaning of life. Hell, the meaning of fucking জাম্বুরা intercourse. (Yes that's a real thing)
There's spanking art as well in the Undertale fandom. Spanking art makes absolutely no sense. It's just a character slapping another character's ass. This doesn't make it sexy at all. Spanking is just a way of assaulting if anything.
পরবর্তি up is the FNaF fandom. Oh, this is definitely one of my faves. In the deepest parts of this fanbase, you'll find fanfiction, fetish art, robot sex, beastiality, and much much more. Like the Undertale fandom, this hellhole is a complete mess. There's rabid অনুরাগী who always যন্ত্রপত্র Scott Cawthon completely ridiculous ideas for his newest and most সাম্প্রতিক projects, defend the games and Scott, and even get mad when someone has a bad opinion about FNaF. This is basically the Undertale fandom's dad.
Now I got myself talking about the infamous MLP fandom. This fanbase is প্রথমপাতা to beastiality once again, horse sex, diaper wearing equines, et cetera. This brony filled fandom is known for turning everything into ponies. আপনি guys know about Undertale, right? Ponies. আপনি guys know about FNaF? Ponies. আপনি guys know about Birdemic? Ponies. আপনি guys know abou- আপনি get the idea. It's just annoying that they infect every single lovable thing with the Equine Virus.
Last but not least, is the GODDAMN FURRY FANDOM. Oh jeez, where do I even start? I have to admit, not all furries are bad, but the types of them I'm going to mention are. These people have gone apeshit on people who have a negative opinion about them, they've drawn countless amounts of porn, they've made tons of horrifying fanfictions, they have sex with other furries IN THEIR GODDAMN FURSUITS, and much more.
There are many আরো fandoms to cover, but it'd take up this article. I bet আপনি guys find enjoyment in my suffering, আপনি sick sick bastids. (That was intentional)
The moral of this rant is that not everything is pure. My life isn't pure, your life isn't pure. Hell, even your own device's life isn't pure. ALMOST EVERYTHING IS NOT PURE. AAAAAAAAHHHH.
*Intermission*
Alright, I'm back. I went out to go buy some আরো gallons of Clorox Bleach. There was an amazing 45% discount.
On a rather আরো serious note, I hope anyone out there who is পাঠ করা this liked it. I spent a quality amount of time on this rant. If আপনি enjoyed it, I'm glad আপনি did. Suggest ideas for new rants if আপনি so please. Thanks for reading!
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January 12, 2001
Andy: *Stops his car in front of the police station*
Lewis: *Gets out*
Andy: *Drives away*
Bob: *Watches Lewis enter the police station* Lewis, guess what Shawn got the two of us.
Lewis: What?
Bob: Come on, follow me. *Walks with Lewis outside into a parking lot*
Outside were two brand new Chrysler 300's
Lewis: I guess this explains why Andy sold my car yesterday.
Bob: Yep. These are our welcome back gifts.
Leonard: *Walks over* Welcome back আপনি two.
Bob: Thanks Leonard.
Leonard: Lewis, I gotta talk to you.
Lewis: Alright.
Bob: I'll go somewhere else, and let আপনি talk in private. *Leaves*...
