Greetings, my name is Alexis. Welcome to my world of rants. Today's rant is about ইউটিউব and the major fuckups that dwell there. So, যোগদান me on this marvelous cyber adventure, as we'll encounter monsters such as Devon Sweeney, Sam Pepper, and the legendary Tupac of Youtube.


Ah... Youtube. You're one of my পছন্দ websites in the entire history of the internet. The content আপনি প্রদর্শনী me is truly enlightening. I always watch the চলচ্ছবি আপনি have on display... It's just the best experience that anyone could ever ask for. I প্রণয় you, Youtube.


WELL NOT ENTIRELY! This video sharing website may be one of the best of the best, but it has its fair share of cons. আপনি know those people I mentioned up there? They're apart of the major screwups of Youtube. This is what I'm going to talk about for almost the whole article.


Ready? Set... GO!


First, let's talk about the infamous FOUSEYTUBE. This piece of shit has faked himself getting assaulted দ্বারা RiceGum for মতামত and subscribers, compared himself to Martin Luther King Jr/Gandhi/Malcom X/Tupac et cetera, and even made shitty prank চলচ্ছবি that were obviously staged. I don't know where to even start, all I know is that FOUSEYtube is just one of the biggest losers on Youtube.


পরবর্তি up is... *shivers intensely*...3lamestudio. This... poor excuse of an animator is the reason why so many radiation-related deaths have occurred in the world. His "animations" are the reason why Trump is even running for president in the first place. TRUMP IS ACTUALLY PLANNING TO ASSASSINATE 3LAMESTUDIO! WE'RE BEING SAVED!!


Anyway, 3lamestudio is an abomination of a human and a rat. He makes horrible animations with stolen art in them. 3lame is well known for making a video mixing two of the most trendiest things at the time: twerking and FNaF. I recommend that আপনি NOT watch ব্যক্ত video, because it's sure to make আপনি rethink your life. But, if you're that much of a curious bastid, the অ্যানিমেশন is titled "The twerk of '87".


I WARNED YOU. I REALLY DID WARN YOU. DON'T BLAME ME IF আপনি DIE.


With that out of the way, let's dive even deeper into the roots of ইউটিউব and talk about another horrible animator. He's called "LHugueny" and his animations are shit. Seriously, they lack no creativity at all. LHugueny is known for his horrible Undertale musical AND his FNaF World musical. Let's be honest, at least he tried. But, he still makes bad content. The fact that he gets a mention in this rant is good enough, right?


If আপনি actually decide to check LHugueny out, then I'll just say this:

You'll die of cringe. The cringe will have a tumor growing on your back, and it will weigh আপনি down. Once you're completely helpless, ব্যক্ত tumor will eat আপনি alive. This is your first and only warning. Take this into consideration and be wise.


Now, আপনি may be telling yourself things like "This idiotic girl is overreacting, what a waste of time!", and "Alexis, chill. This ain't the end of the world." right now. But, let me just say that you're probably right. PROBABLY. But, it's not gonna be my fault when you're actually going to realize how incredibly hateful these people are.


"ALEXIS, YOU'RE PROMOTING HATE TOWARDS THESE INDIVIDUALS. TO CYBER JAIL আপনি GO!!!"


I hope আপনি never end up actually saying such a thing. My feelings are fragile... and it's seven years bad luck if আপনি hurt them in any way. ;_; { definitely not attention seeking ;;)) }


I just realized I'm getting way off-topic. So, the moral of this rant is to never expect something to be perfect. ইউটিউব is a great website, but like I said, there are cons to it. Expecting something অথবা someone to be perfect is also a dick move, so don't do that. Unless আপনি wanna be known as my... OLD ART TEACHER!! >:D


On a rather আরো serious note, I hope anyone out there who is পাঠ করা this liked it. If আপনি do, I'm glad আপনি did. I spent a quality amount of time thinking about and লেখা this rant. If আপনি have any suggestions for a new one, tell me if আপনি so please!