Here's a guide on what to do now that America is fucked up. Although, to be honest, it would be as fucked up if Clinton was POTUS, as well. Neither of the candidates were very good to start with, unfortunately. Anyway, here's what আপনি should do.

1. Change Your Name to Jeff

So আপনি can go, "My name's Jeff," if anyone asks for your name.

2. Go to a Drive-through

To relieve yourself of all the stress. Order a milkshake while you're at it.

3. Cuss Out Everyone on Twitter

How satisfying is this, tbh?

4. Write a fanfiction on Trump and Clinton Rated R

Someone should do it.

If anyone's seriously considering it, here's a prompt:~

"My wall's gonna keep out the Mexicans," Trump whispered Republican-ly.

"I'll মোছা the emails if আপনি want me to," Clinton replied Democratically, her voice husky.

5. Download an App to Get আপনি through These Tough Times

Something like Flappy Bird should do the trick. অথবা Angry Birds. That makes আরো sense, I guess.

I was just kidding. Forget all of the above and flee to Canada. NOW.