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ABRIDGED FRIEZA:

#1:

Goku: (puts his hands up, preparing a spirit bomb)

Frieza: (not aware of what’s happening) What are আপনি doing now?

Goku: … Stretching.

Frieza: In the middle of our fight?

Goku: …… Yes.

(from distance)

Piccolo: What’s going on? He’s just standing there with his hands up.

Krillin: Wait a second.

Krillin: (Goku and Frieza and hear Krillin, cause he’s screaming as loud as possible) HE’S USING THE SPIRIT BOMB!

Frieza: The Spirit whats-it-now?

Goku: (thinking) Oh no.

Piccolo: Would আপনি stop screaming.

Krillin: (still screaming) THE SPIRIT BOMB IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL FRIEZA!

Piccolo: (Mad at Krillin’s stupidity) Shut up!

Krillin: Too scared!

Piccolo: Dammit!

Frieza: (about Krillin) What’s that fool going about now?

Goku: He’s talking about… Ghosts.

Frieda: What do ghosts have to do with this!?

Goku: Everything.

Freeza: … That's stupid.. You're stupid!.. STOP BEING STUPID!

#2:

Frieza: Why aren’t my men প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে up!?… Oh, they're dead... WHY ARE THEY DEAD?!?!

#3:

Frieza: So... we've been flying for about 20 মিনিট now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.. (Nail remains silent) Oh, I know! How about a good old fashioned joke? How many Namekian’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?.. Their whole race! One to screw in the light bulb, and the rest to die... And then the other one dies too. (Nail remains silent) Stop ignoring me!

#4:

Frieza: I have to admit; This is new, monkey. This is definitely new. But a monkey is still a monkey, and I've killed plenty in my day... Millions. Literally millions. (Goku remains silent) What's the matter? Run out of quips? Cat got your tongue? No আরো words to flail? (Goku maintains silence) আপনি think now that you're this so-called Super Saiyan that you're better than me, Lord Freeza? (Goku continues to maintain silence) WELL, YOU'RE NOT! I own you! I own your planet! I own this planet! In fact, FUCK THIS PLANET!!

#5:

Frieza: Oh please, if I'm as evil as আপনি say I am then let God strike me down where I stand. (gets hit দ্বারা a lightning bolt but is unaffected) HA! Nice try jackass! পরবর্তি time give it your A-game!

#6:

Frieza: (last words) If I had any single regret for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake... it's that I'm dying.

#7:

Krillin: We’re from earth.

Frieza: Oh, good. I'll stop দ্বারা your planet on the way home; pick up some earth eggs, some earth milk, an- BLOW IT THE FUCK UP!!

#8:

Frieza: Good Lord, I was led to believe your race survived entirely on water! How is he so fat?!

#9:

Frieza: (seeing how stupid গোকু is) How do আপনি function!?

#10:

Frieza: Oh, দ্বারা the way.. Not dead.



ABRIDGED GOKU:

#1:

Raditz: So.. I finally found you.. Kakarrot

Goku: … What?

Raditz: That’s right, that’s your name.

Goku: … What?

Raditz: Yes, আপনি were sent too earth too kill every living creature.

Goku: … What?

Raditz: You.. Hit your head as baby.

Goku: … What?

#2:

Vegeta: (in pain) This... proves... nothing…

Goku: Are আপনি okay in there?

Vegeta: (sarcastically) Yeah, I'm fan-fucking-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.

Goku: (delighted) Oh, really? Can I come in too?

Vegeta: (after a short pause) ...I'm surrounded দ্বারা idiots.

Goku: I thought আপনি were surrounded দ্বারা gumdrops and ice cream.

Vegeta: (Vegeta screams with rage as he destroys the plateau around him) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILATED দ্বারা A LOW CLASS RENCH!!

Goku: Aww, looks like someone, has a ice cream head ache.

Vegeta: THAT’S IT!! EVERYONE DIES!.. SAY GOOD BYE TOO YOUR PLANET KAKARROT!!

Goku: That’s not very nice.

Vegeta: (screaming) OF COARSE NOT!! I’M FUCKING EVIL!!

#3:

Frieza: It’s like আপনি just use যেভাবে খুশী words আপনি hear, too sound smarter!

Goku: Ohh, your just being homophone.

#4:

Goku: My ribs, আপনি broke m… Mmmm, ribs.

#5:

Goku: I am the hope of the omniverse! I am the light bulb in the darkness! I am the বেকন in the fridge for all the living things that cry out in hunger! I am the Alpha and the Amiga! I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am Son Gokū! and I am a Super-- (gets blasted in the face দ্বারা Frieza) Saiyan.

#6:

Goku: I’m Goku.. I’m insane.. From earth.

Frieza: (confused stare).

Vegeta: (weakily) He means, Saiyan.

#7:

Goku: He’s talking about… Ghosts.

Frieda: What do ghosts have to do with this!?

Goku: Everything.

Freeza: … That's stupid.. You're stupid!.. STOP BEING STUPID!

#8:

Goku: Hey, Piccolo, mind if I ask আপনি somethin'?

Piccolo: What is it?

Goku: You're not human either, right?

Piccolo: Yeah...?

Goku: And your dad spit আপনি out as an egg, right?

Piccolo: What about it?

Goku: Are... Are আপনি a Yoshi?

Piccolo: (sarcastically) Yes, Goku. I'm a green fucking dinosaur.

Goku: Can... Can I ride you?

#9:

Krillin: But how could you--

Goku: মাফিন Button.

Krillin: What?

Goku: Huh?

#10:

Goku: I'm done.. I'm done fighting you.. Your boring me.



ABRIDGED VEGETA:

#1:

Goku: What's wrong, Vegeta? Did Freezer do this to you?

Frieza: Oh look, he's all concerned. I'm impressed, Vegeta-- আপনি managed to make a friend.

Vegeta: (weakily) Hate you. Hate আপনি both

#2:

Cell: How?! HOW?! HOW DID আপনি GET THIS STRONG?!

Vegeta: I trained all দিন yesterday.

Cell: Oh, আপনি think you're being cute?!

Vegeta: Bitch, I'm adorable.

#3:

Vegeta: Is that me? Is that me stronger than me!? I’LL FUCKING KILL ME!!

#4:

Gohan: But how!? I thought আপনি had to have a pure হৃদয় to become a Super Saiyan, like my dad.

Vegeta: Oh, trust me. There's আরো than one way to realize the legend…

(flashback to a badly-injured Vegeta throwing a hissy fit)

Vegeta: I wanna! I wanna be a Super Saiyan! I wanna! (begins pounding the ground like a spoiled child) IwannaIwannaIwannaIwannaIwanna—

(back to present)

Vegeta: Push-ups, sit ups and plenty of juice.

#5:

Bulma: আপনি ব্যক্ত আপনি were wearing protection!

Vegeta: I was! I had my armour!

#6:

Vegeta: (laughs maniacally) He's gone! He's finally gone! I'm so happy right now, I might not even slaughter আপনি all!

Krillin: R-Really?

Vegeta: (laughter dies down) Oh no, আপনি are all thoroughly screwed.

#7:

Vegeta: It’s dark out.. In a planet with four suns.. (watch alarm goes off in his head) OH আপনি MOTHER FUCCCCCCCKKER!!

#8:

Vegeta: HAH! your dad's dead!

Piccolo: So's yours!

Vegeta: HAH!

#9:

Bulma: Oh, no, the Prince is getting all huffy! What are আপনি gonna do, try to blow up Earth again? Because I have গোকু on speed dial.

Vegeta: আপনি must be as stupid as he is if আপনি think he knows how to work a phone.

#10:

Vegeta: You! Namekian! Too strong! Explain now!

Trunks: He fused with Kami to become stronger.

Vegeta: The fuck's a Kami?

Krillin: Basically, God.

Vegeta: BUT I'M STILL HERE!

Trunks: Do আপনি really believe your own hype that much?

Vegeta: I AM THE HYPE!
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PROLOGUE
I watched a deer bound through the trees. I was about to turn and leave when I saw somone, অথবা something crouching in the bushes. I walked a bit closer. He looked like a teenager but he wasn't much bigger then me. He had long blond hair and bright big blue eyes. Then I saw something odd. His ears were pointed. And they weren't just slightly pointed. Like an elf's. I stepped closer and he darted away through the trees. 
I chased after him barley keeping up. Once I হারিয়ে গেছে him but then I saw a flash of his blond hair. Just when I was tiring he abruptly stopped. I would've bumped into him...
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posted by TheFan2000
5:45 AM- Wake up, whine to parents about a terrible headache
6:00 AM- Discover that temperature is 99 degrees, go back to sleep
6:45 AM- Wake up again suffering a severe bout of chills and feeling extremely groggy
7:00 AM- Eat breakfast, make final decision to stay প্রথমপাতা from school
7:30 AM- Suffer another episode of chills and go up to bedroom
7:35 AM- Take a morning nap before chills get worse
7:45 AM- Become extremely cold, get another headache, crank up the heated blanket to the highest it'll go
8:00 AM- Violently yank off heated blanket and turn down heat after waking up sweating
9:00 AM- Wake...
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1. Leaving holes in the backstory.

As learned from Marty Chan, the human imagination is not only the most beautiful place in the world, it can also be the most horrific. If a person leaves some মহাকাশ empty (ex: "Tara disappeared after the encounter and was never heard from again....") , your mind will immediately fill it in, your imagination coming up with the most grisly scenario possible....

2. Waiting a REALLY long time for the killer/ monster to প্রদর্শনী up.

The person becomes bored and even slightly drowsy, which makes them আরো vulnerable to fear. If the antagonist pops up about halfway through (especially out of nowhere, and at night) they'll jump up as though just awaken from a nightmare. A little humor will definitely help if you're planning on doing this.
posted by misscrazel
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"Belinda!" I yelled my face was hot from running and I could hardly breath. Her name echoed through the hall. "Belinda!"
Crap. My teacher. There wasn't anything else I could do. So I kept running. I slammed into her as hard as I could. She stumbled off balance. Perfect. I slipped past. I grabbed Belinda's arm. She took a step back. I হারিয়ে গেছে my grip and fell. Belinda fell backwards onto me. I wrapped my arms around her. I flipped her towards me. She banged her head against mine. I kissed her. She squirmed away and ran into the girls...
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In ancient Rome, it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.

The word "nerd" was first coined দ্বারা Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."

A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain.

The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell পরবর্তি to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.

Revolvers cannot be silenced because of all the noisy gasses which escape the cylinder...
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posted by teamsalvatore98
But haven't we all? I've ব্যক্ত some things, but who hasn't? I've thought about things, but doesn't everybody? this প্রবন্ধ is not about trying to get আপনি to ask Christ for forgiveness. it's about telling everybody that they are not alone. my whole life I thought that I'm the only 1 who goes through stuff that I go through. but it's not true. my dad has seizure problems, my mom barely has time to do anything with us, and my family has financial issues, but that is okay. I've been bullied, and there's been times when I committed self harm. The thing is, আপনি may think that আপনি are alone, but there's...
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Hi, my name is james. im am 13 yrs old. i was beat from school. i had gotten 8 hrs detention for অভিনয় like rigby during math class. some teachers huh? anyway, it was 10:00 PM when i got home. i went up the stairs to my bedroom, shut the door, got into my pj's and got in bed. as i laid in my bed, i closed my eyes and thought, dang, the regular প্রদর্শনী universe seems pretty awsome. no school, no detention, it's perfect. then i fell into a deep sleep. this is where the story begins. i woke up on a hard surface, i got up and was in a white room. where the heck am i, i thought. as i turned around...
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So, I was লেখা this book, and I didn't know if it would ba any good অথবা not, and I want your opinion on it before I continue লেখা it, maybe প্রকাশ it, and then make an গাধা out of myself if it sucks..... So please be a critic on thi exerpt on the first chapter, and any suggestions, any opinions, will be aknowledged. :) Thank you!






Chapter 1

Henna


Well, let’s just say that my life is not normal. In fact, it’s probably at the most least normal level as it could possibly get. I had never even heard of this myth until it had happened to me. Neither have you, because there are no records of...
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1. Have a nap. If আপনি want to solve a problem, অথবা come up with new ideas, then instead of always thinking - relax and have a nap. We’re usually আরো creative when we’re feeling wide awake.

2. Get into the habit of making small talk. A casual remark can change the way আপনি look at things - so talk and listen to everyone আপনি meet.
3. Sign up for classes and seminars. Listening to the ideas and opinions of others increases the connections আপনি make in your brain. Also, it is usually inspiring and highly motivating.

4. Make sure আপনি spend time with creative people. Often these are people who think...
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Honestly like i will NEVER EVER understand people who think kindles and other ebooks are like the spawn of satan

sure paper smells nice but the point of বই is the content which is the same however আপনি read them calm the fuck down যীশু christ. so my mom is going to be here tomorrow but the only way she is willing to see me is if she brings her boyfriend along.

now i’ve never met him, and maybe i should be this upset about it, but i haven’t seen my mom in about a বছর (it might be longer) and she isn’t willing to put me ahead of her fucking boyfriend for like 2 hours. at least that’s...
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Omg there’s pastaaaaaaa for ডিনার and i’m going to be প্রথমপাতা alone again. i feel kind of happy whenever i’m প্রথমপাতা alone. i think its because i eventually got used to the quietness around the house when my sister was almost always never প্রথমপাতা because of school. it feels kind of nice actually. Cait just told me she might quit. DAFUQ. SO MAD. Coach Ron isn’t that good, but WHY CAN’T SHE JUST TAKE CHARGE LIKE A CAPTAIN SHOULD. She always gets hella pissed fast and it’s scary. I mean, I try not to offend, but she gets mad anyways. If Innah and Cait are gone, we’re gonna lose all our matches....
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Patrick(Tricky) Vaughn Stump: A quiet but friendly face and a voice to DIE for. My husband and frontman of Fall Out Boy, my hopes and dreams, my life and heart. He is very talented and he is about the most sweetest thing I've ever met. He was my best friend ever since 3rd grade then we became a couple in high school, I moved away and never saw him again...but I'll save that tale for another time as for I reunited with Patrick after a tragic event between one of my exes. I প্রণয় him with my all my হৃদয় and he's really special to me...and now we're marrried <3

Danielle(Dani...don't ever...EVER...
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1. My life is likely to last ten to fifteen years. Any separation from আপনি will be painful: remember that before আপনি get me.

2. Give me time to understand what আপনি want of me.

3. Place your trust in me—it is crucial to my well being.

4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.

5. আপনি have your work, your entertainment, and your friends. I only have you.

6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understand your words, I understand your voice.

7. Be aware that however আপনি treat me, I will never forget.

8. Remember before আপনি hit me that I have sharp teeth that could easily...
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posted by E-Scope90
Between 10-12% of people on earth are “lefties.” Women are আরো likely to be right-handed than men দ্বারা about 4 percentage points.i
August 13th is “Left-Hander’s Day.” Launched in 1992, this yearly event celebrates left-handedness and raises awareness of the difficulties and frustrations left-handers experience every দিন in a world designed for right-handers.c
At various times in history, left-handedness has been seen as many things: a nasty habit, a mark of the devil, a sign of neurosis, rebellion, criminality, and homosexuality. It has also been seen as a trait indicating creativity...
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I’m just putting it out there that the যেভাবে খুশী অনুরাগী club is for posting anything and everything hence the name the যেভাবে খুশী অনুরাগী club and those who don’t understand that should be removed from this club as the word যেভাবে খুশী means being weird অথবা not normal just means to be different to be unique to be a thing for all things i always thought that the যেভাবে খুশী অনুরাগী club could be a MLP মতামত the below it a HP মতামত if no one understands this then the meaning of the যেভাবে খুশী অনুরাগী club lives no longer so i beg for আপনি to see reason this club is for everyone to post everything and anything they want see reason it is a fact being যেভাবে খুশী is a good thing but blocking out peoples randomness is not cool bros
posted by hetaliaitaly
The moment আপনি took your life
I felt mine ended too.
If I could only turn back time
there’s so much I would undo.

I didn’t see the warning signs.
আপনি held them deep inside.
Struggles আপনি were going through
আপনি did so well to hide.

I’m left with guilt and sorrow,
and confusion as to why
আপনি didn’t tell me of your pain
and felt আপনি had to die.

The Sadness of the sight was just to much to bare
And now its me lying here
Cold,Crimson and Dead

আপনি will never know how I feel inside,
The pain that still resides,
Happiness was once in my life,
Those days have long since ceased.
posted by DramaQueen1020
তালিকা of things I love, and তালিকা of things I hate.
If anyone agrees আপনি can post below. These are all random. ish.

Love
1) Pictures with funny captions.
2) Ice cream.
3) Moustaches.
4) Poison dart frogs :P
5) Cats
6) Cute cats
7) Cute মার্জার in silly poses.
8) Daffodils
9) Laughing.
10) Kitkats. The candy, yum!
11) Harry Potter
12) Sirius Black
13) Sirius the star.
14) Plaid
15) Queen!!! :)
16) Lemonade
17) Funny rants for no reason
18) Rants that have a reason
19) Unicorns
20) My boyfriend. (jk, don't have one at the moment)
21) Jewelry
22) Peace symbols
22) Theatre games
23) Stupid theatre games
24) Freaky things
25) Ellen...
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posted by kitty190123
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This is really stupid but I was feeling bored...
HOW TO INSTALL SOFTWARE

1. Examine the software packaging until আপনি find a little printed box that explains what kind of computer system আপনি need to run the software. It should look something like this:

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
2386 PROCESSOR অথবা HIGHER
628.8 MEGAHERTZ MODEM
719.7 MB FREE DISK মহাকাশ
3546 MB RAM
432323 MB ROM
05948737 MB RPM ANTILOCK BRAKING SYSTEM

NOTE: This software will not work on your computer.

2. Open the software packaging and remove the manual. This will contain detailed instructions on installing, operating, and troubleshooting the software. Throw it away.

3. Find the actual software,...
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