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ABRIDGED FRIEZA:

#1:

Goku: (puts his hands up, preparing a spirit bomb)

Frieza: (not aware of what’s happening) What are আপনি doing now?

Goku: … Stretching.

Frieza: In the middle of our fight?

Goku: …… Yes.

(from distance)

Piccolo: What’s going on? He’s just standing there with his hands up.

Krillin: Wait a second.

Krillin: (Goku and Frieza and hear Krillin, cause he’s screaming as loud as possible) HE’S USING THE SPIRIT BOMB!

Frieza: The Spirit whats-it-now?

Goku: (thinking) Oh no.

Piccolo: Would আপনি stop screaming.

Krillin: (still screaming) THE SPIRIT BOMB IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL FRIEZA!

Piccolo: (Mad at Krillin’s stupidity) Shut up!

Krillin: Too scared!

Piccolo: Dammit!

Frieza: (about Krillin) What’s that fool going about now?

Goku: He’s talking about… Ghosts.

Frieda: What do ghosts have to do with this!?

Goku: Everything.

Freeza: … That's stupid.. You're stupid!.. STOP BEING STUPID!

#2:

Frieza: Why aren’t my men প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে up!?… Oh, they're dead... WHY ARE THEY DEAD?!?!

#3:

Frieza: So... we've been flying for about 20 মিনিট now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.. (Nail remains silent) Oh, I know! How about a good old fashioned joke? How many Namekian’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?.. Their whole race! One to screw in the light bulb, and the rest to die... And then the other one dies too. (Nail remains silent) Stop ignoring me!

#4:

Frieza: I have to admit; This is new, monkey. This is definitely new. But a monkey is still a monkey, and I've killed plenty in my day... Millions. Literally millions. (Goku remains silent) What's the matter? Run out of quips? Cat got your tongue? No আরো words to flail? (Goku maintains silence) আপনি think now that you're this so-called Super Saiyan that you're better than me, Lord Freeza? (Goku continues to maintain silence) WELL, YOU'RE NOT! I own you! I own your planet! I own this planet! In fact, FUCK THIS PLANET!!

#5:

Frieza: Oh please, if I'm as evil as আপনি say I am then let God strike me down where I stand. (gets hit দ্বারা a lightning bolt but is unaffected) HA! Nice try jackass! পরবর্তি time give it your A-game!

#6:

Frieza: (last words) If I had any single regret for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake... it's that I'm dying.

#7:

Krillin: We’re from earth.

Frieza: Oh, good. I'll stop দ্বারা your planet on the way home; pick up some earth eggs, some earth milk, an- BLOW IT THE FUCK UP!!

#8:

Frieza: Good Lord, I was led to believe your race survived entirely on water! How is he so fat?!

#9:

Frieza: (seeing how stupid গোকু is) How do আপনি function!?

#10:

Frieza: Oh, দ্বারা the way.. Not dead.



ABRIDGED GOKU:

#1:

Raditz: So.. I finally found you.. Kakarrot

Goku: … What?

Raditz: That’s right, that’s your name.

Goku: … What?

Raditz: Yes, আপনি were sent too earth too kill every living creature.

Goku: … What?

Raditz: You.. Hit your head as baby.

Goku: … What?

#2:

Vegeta: (in pain) This... proves... nothing…

Goku: Are আপনি okay in there?

Vegeta: (sarcastically) Yeah, I'm fan-fucking-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.

Goku: (delighted) Oh, really? Can I come in too?

Vegeta: (after a short pause) ...I'm surrounded দ্বারা idiots.

Goku: I thought আপনি were surrounded দ্বারা gumdrops and ice cream.

Vegeta: (Vegeta screams with rage as he destroys the plateau around him) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILATED দ্বারা A LOW CLASS RENCH!!

Goku: Aww, looks like someone, has a ice cream head ache.

Vegeta: THAT’S IT!! EVERYONE DIES!.. SAY GOOD BYE TOO YOUR PLANET KAKARROT!!

Goku: That’s not very nice.

Vegeta: (screaming) OF COARSE NOT!! I’M FUCKING EVIL!!

#3:

Frieza: It’s like আপনি just use যেভাবে খুশী words আপনি hear, too sound smarter!

Goku: Ohh, your just being homophone.

#4:

Goku: My ribs, আপনি broke m… Mmmm, ribs.

#5:

Goku: I am the hope of the omniverse! I am the light bulb in the darkness! I am the বেকন in the fridge for all the living things that cry out in hunger! I am the Alpha and the Amiga! I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am Son Gokū! and I am a Super-- (gets blasted in the face দ্বারা Frieza) Saiyan.

#6:

Goku: I’m Goku.. I’m insane.. From earth.

Frieza: (confused stare).

Vegeta: (weakily) He means, Saiyan.

#7:

Goku: He’s talking about… Ghosts.

Frieda: What do ghosts have to do with this!?

Goku: Everything.

Freeza: … That's stupid.. You're stupid!.. STOP BEING STUPID!

#8:

Goku: Hey, Piccolo, mind if I ask আপনি somethin'?

Piccolo: What is it?

Goku: You're not human either, right?

Piccolo: Yeah...?

Goku: And your dad spit আপনি out as an egg, right?

Piccolo: What about it?

Goku: Are... Are আপনি a Yoshi?

Piccolo: (sarcastically) Yes, Goku. I'm a green fucking dinosaur.

Goku: Can... Can I ride you?

#9:

Krillin: But how could you--

Goku: মাফিন Button.

Krillin: What?

Goku: Huh?

#10:

Goku: I'm done.. I'm done fighting you.. Your boring me.



ABRIDGED VEGETA:

#1:

Goku: What's wrong, Vegeta? Did Freezer do this to you?

Frieza: Oh look, he's all concerned. I'm impressed, Vegeta-- আপনি managed to make a friend.

Vegeta: (weakily) Hate you. Hate আপনি both

#2:

Cell: How?! HOW?! HOW DID আপনি GET THIS STRONG?!

Vegeta: I trained all দিন yesterday.

Cell: Oh, আপনি think you're being cute?!

Vegeta: Bitch, I'm adorable.

#3:

Vegeta: Is that me? Is that me stronger than me!? I’LL FUCKING KILL ME!!

#4:

Gohan: But how!? I thought আপনি had to have a pure হৃদয় to become a Super Saiyan, like my dad.

Vegeta: Oh, trust me. There's আরো than one way to realize the legend…

(flashback to a badly-injured Vegeta throwing a hissy fit)

Vegeta: I wanna! I wanna be a Super Saiyan! I wanna! (begins pounding the ground like a spoiled child) IwannaIwannaIwannaIwannaIwanna—

(back to present)

Vegeta: Push-ups, sit ups and plenty of juice.

#5:

Bulma: আপনি ব্যক্ত আপনি were wearing protection!

Vegeta: I was! I had my armour!

#6:

Vegeta: (laughs maniacally) He's gone! He's finally gone! I'm so happy right now, I might not even slaughter আপনি all!

Krillin: R-Really?

Vegeta: (laughter dies down) Oh no, আপনি are all thoroughly screwed.

#7:

Vegeta: It’s dark out.. In a planet with four suns.. (watch alarm goes off in his head) OH আপনি MOTHER FUCCCCCCCKKER!!

#8:

Vegeta: HAH! your dad's dead!

Piccolo: So's yours!

Vegeta: HAH!

#9:

Bulma: Oh, no, the Prince is getting all huffy! What are আপনি gonna do, try to blow up Earth again? Because I have গোকু on speed dial.

Vegeta: আপনি must be as stupid as he is if আপনি think he knows how to work a phone.

#10:

Vegeta: You! Namekian! Too strong! Explain now!

Trunks: He fused with Kami to become stronger.

Vegeta: The fuck's a Kami?

Krillin: Basically, God.

Vegeta: BUT I'M STILL HERE!

Trunks: Do আপনি really believe your own hype that much?

Vegeta: I AM THE HYPE!
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নমস্কার this is the 5th episode of Nick Reviews! This is a very special review, as I shall review the most evil company...Video Brinquedo! Why is it evil? Takes plagiarizes every good kids movie! Here are some examples.

Offender #1: Gladiformers.

Do I even need to explain this one? It's a ট্র্যান্সফর্মার knock off that doesn't come from the Dollar Tree/Store.

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Offender #2: Ratatoing

This movie rips off Ratatouille, a পিক্সার film. It pretty much has the worst animation, a terrible plot, and the voices are terrible.

Offender #3: Little and Big Monsters

Oh gosh, this rips off Monsters vs Aliens. The monsters...
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(A/N) Still has gayness! cussing! and sex! so enjoy biggums! ^-^ xXx


~Ty's POV~

A week after Alice found out i was gay she invited Jason and I for some coffee.

"We should go, it would be fun" Jason ব্যক্ত hugging me from behind.

"Coffee with my sister would be fun?" I asked grabbing his hands perched on my collarbone.

"Yeah, now that she knows, we can be ourselves, and we're pretty fucking awesome people" Jason ব্যক্ত letting go and sitting on the couch.

I sat beside him, "Well, we are fucking awesome, fine we'll go."

Jason smiled and kissed my cheek.

I turned and kissed him on his lips.

I pulled away and...
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posted by MarMar_XigLux
Okay, first thing's first. Determine whether অথবা not আপনি are actually in a horror movie. Let's weigh the factors:

* আপনি are, most likely, a bored teenager with nothing to do.
* আপনি are, most likely, considerably worthless to society.
* আপনি are, most likely, an idiot.
* আপনি have, most likely, attracted the attention of a maniac in the past 24 hours.
* You, for no reason in particular, are looking up hints on how to survive in a horror movie.

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The following rules apply universally to nearly all horror movies. Print them out and keep them in your wallet. Glance at them every five মিনিট অথবা so. Memorize...
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from the internet :)

1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

3. At stop lights, eye the person in the পরবর্তি car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

4. Two words: Chicken suit.

5. Write the words "Help me” on your back window in red paint. The আরো it looks like blood, the better.

6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

8. Stop at the green lights.

9. Go at the red ones.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie...
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Man: Where have আপনি been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen আপনি someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this আসন empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if আপনি sit down.

Man: Your place অথবা mine?
Woman: Both. আপনি go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do আপনি do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: নমস্কার baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do আপনি like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...
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The following dumb laws are, অথবা were at some point, actually laws in the United States listed below. Now, before আপনি go any further do know that I'm not a lawyer nor am I claiming any responsibilty if আপনি bail off and do something stupid অথবা try using something here as a defense in court (rofl at that).

Alabama

In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Putting...
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I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope আপনি enjoy this.

Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)

If anyone has anymore ideas, please মতামত and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make আরো lines.
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প্রণয় and Marriage:

"If falling in প্রণয় is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7


"Love is like an avalanche where আপনি have to run for your life." -- John, age 9


"I think you're supposed to get shot with an অনুষ্ঠান- অ্যারো অথবা something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8


"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how আপনি smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9


"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8


"Once...
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Just randomly found this:

1. Throw ভুট্টার খই in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can আপনি fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling ভুট্টার খই that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get ভুট্টার খই yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit পরবর্তি to আপনি because আপনি invisible...
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Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years
Three girls who were imprisoned দ্বারা their mother in a house of indescribable filth for seven years may never recover from the ordeal, experts have said.

The girls were shut away from the outside world, existing in almost complete darkness, playing only with mice and communicating in their own language.

When they were discovered, their প্রথমপাতা in a smart, upper middle-class suburb had no running water and was filled with waste and excrement a metre high. The floor was corroded দ্বারা mice urine.

The case has stunned Austria, still reeling from...
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1. আপনি can do whatever আপনি damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. আপনি can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. আপনি can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. আপনি don't having to think about birth control, calendars অথবা ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. আপনি can go out and flirt as much as your হৃদয় desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet আসন issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to...
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Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatedly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between আপনি and the people in front of আপনি while waiting in line.
Every time আপনি pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind আপনি in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let আপনি off.
Offer people money for their spots in line . . . Monopoly money.
Speak in Spanish, অথবা pretend you're deaf and start making rapid...
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I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an প্রবন্ধ on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I হারিয়ে গেছে it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an প্রবন্ধ about reasons why আপনি should do pointe
1. আপনি get to be taller
2. আপনি can use them in self defense
3. আপনি can... what আপনি don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 ঘন্টা Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good......
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THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done দ্বারা a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the দিন of the...
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