1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with আরো than 5 guys..you're a HOE)
2. "Hey, are আপনি busy?" অথবা "Are আপনি doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3... Guys may be flirting around all দিন but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
6. Guys will do anything just to get আপনি to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when আপনি talk about your ex-boyfriend অথবা ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
8. A guy who likes আপনি wants to be the only guy আপনি talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy বন্ধু to your boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous easily.
12. Guys are আরো emotional than they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what আপনি are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about themselves.
18. It's good to test a guy first before আপনি trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with আপনি may end up being admired দ্বারা your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells আপনি about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. আপনি don't need to give advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes আপনি is when he teases you.
22. Guys প্রণয় আপনি আরো than আপনি প্রণয় them if they are serious in your relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything.
24. Guys use words like hot অথবা cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes আপনি a whole hell of a lot.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
26. Guys seek for উপদেশ from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook অথবা উপদেশ book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in প্রণয় and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the পরবর্তি couple days অথবা until the পরবর্তি time he spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance বই that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks আপনি to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, আপনি know something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid আপনি অথবা is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at আপনি for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who মুষ্ট্যাঘাত harder than they do.
43. A guy has আরো problems than আপনি can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls আরো than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even আরো to them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.
52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.
53. We প্রণয় it when girls talk about there boobs.
54. Always make sure আপনি know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal অথবা not ...
55. Believe it অথবা not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like বই after আপনি just ask them প্রশ্ন about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...
56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants আপনি sexually
57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..
58. Guys প্রণয় neck rubs and if he lets আপনি keep doing it ..it means that he really likes আপনি অথবা his neck really hurts...
59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is আপনি want to let him go and he will respect that...after আপনি let him know a couple times.
60. When a guy sacerfices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes আপনি and wants to be with আপনি as much as possible.
61. Your best friend, the guy আপনি can go to with anything, is the guy who loves আপনি আরো than any other ever could. He'd do anything to be with you, and will always প্রণয় you. When he sees আপনি cry he wishes he could change the stars to make আপনি happy. He would go to the end of the world for আপনি and loves আপনি deeply.
2. "Hey, are আপনি busy?" অথবা "Are আপনি doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3... Guys may be flirting around all দিন but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
6. Guys will do anything just to get আপনি to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when আপনি talk about your ex-boyfriend অথবা ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
8. A guy who likes আপনি wants to be the only guy আপনি talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy বন্ধু to your boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous easily.
12. Guys are আরো emotional than they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what আপনি are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about themselves.
18. It's good to test a guy first before আপনি trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with আপনি may end up being admired দ্বারা your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells আপনি about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. আপনি don't need to give advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes আপনি is when he teases you.
22. Guys প্রণয় আপনি আরো than আপনি প্রণয় them if they are serious in your relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything.
24. Guys use words like hot অথবা cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes আপনি a whole hell of a lot.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
26. Guys seek for উপদেশ from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook অথবা উপদেশ book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in প্রণয় and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the পরবর্তি couple days অথবা until the পরবর্তি time he spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance বই that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks আপনি to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, আপনি know something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid আপনি অথবা is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at আপনি for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who মুষ্ট্যাঘাত harder than they do.
43. A guy has আরো problems than আপনি can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls আরো than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even আরো to them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.
52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.
53. We প্রণয় it when girls talk about there boobs.
54. Always make sure আপনি know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal অথবা not ...
55. Believe it অথবা not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like বই after আপনি just ask them প্রশ্ন about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...
56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants আপনি sexually
57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..
58. Guys প্রণয় neck rubs and if he lets আপনি keep doing it ..it means that he really likes আপনি অথবা his neck really hurts...
59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is আপনি want to let him go and he will respect that...after আপনি let him know a couple times.
60. When a guy sacerfices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes আপনি and wants to be with আপনি as much as possible.
61. Your best friend, the guy আপনি can go to with anything, is the guy who loves আপনি আরো than any other ever could. He'd do anything to be with you, and will always প্রণয় you. When he sees আপনি cry he wishes he could change the stars to make আপনি happy. He would go to the end of the world for আপনি and loves আপনি deeply.
Just পাঠ করা some of the টারমিনেটর উদ্ধৃতি through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash দিন tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. আপনি might get annoyed দ্বারা it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash দিন tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. আপনি might get annoyed দ্বারা it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
This is a My Little টাট্টু অনুরাগী fiction. If আপনি do not like talking ঘোড়া বিষয়ক that come in different colors, run for your life.
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France, 1938
Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Pierce Hawkins as....
Papillon
Police টাট্টু 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss
Police টাট্টু 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, আপনি will all be transferred...
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France, 1938
Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Pierce Hawkins as....
Papillon
Police টাট্টু 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss
Police টাট্টু 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, আপনি will all be transferred...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
On May 27, 2016, a war was started দ্বারা a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new প্রতীকী he created. This angered millions, and বিভক্ত করা the My Little টাট্টু fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment...
