This is a My Little টাট্টু অনুরাগী fiction. If আপনি do not like talking ঘোড়া বিষয়ক that come in multiple colors, please run away for your life.
The অনুরাগী fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০ অনুরাগী Fiction
Guy
Ponies: *Getting off the bus*
Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog
Guy, Harrison, and Tate
Also starring Colgate as Guy's mom
Vinyl Scratch as Camryn
Erik Estrada as the principal
Master Sword, and Rio as the bullies
Harrison: *Walking slower than the other ponies from the bus, and goes to the right, in a driveway*
At the end of the driveway was the back entrance of a clothing store. To the left was a storage shed, দ্বারা a beige wall.
Harrison: *Walks past the shed, and goes up a flight of stairs set up outside পরবর্তি to the clothing store. He then looks at a door to the right, and knocks*
Guy: *Opens up the door* Harrison?
Harrison: Guy.
Guy: Hey, good to see আপনি again, come on in.
Harrison: *Enters the apartment, and closes the door*
Guy: *Sitting at a টেবিল with Harrison* Do আপনি want anything? A drink? A snack? Chips?
Harrison: Not yet. I just came down to tell আপনি some good news.
Guy: Good news, eh? Let me hear it.
Harrison: The principal says we're getting two new students from Hunterdon Central.
Guy: Sounds wonderful. I can't wait to প্রদর্শনী them around.
Harrison: Sorry buddy, I've been asked to প্রদর্শনী them around. Why don't আপনি enjoy your usual leisurely lunches with Camryn?
Guy: Ha.
Harrison: So what do আপনি want to do today?
Guy: I made plans to visit Tate.
Harrison: Aw come on.
Guy: What?
Harrison: You've got better things to do than to play with a 3 বছর old. *Laughs* I'm just kidding. Go on, and have fun. I'll see আপনি Tuesday.
Guy: Got it. *Stands up with Harrison*
They walk out at the same time.
Harrison: *Closes the door*
Guy: *Walks down the stairs with Harrison* Enjoy President's Day.
Harrison: আপনি too. *Turns left, and goes through an alley*
At Tate's house, Guy sat down with him, and played legos.
Tate: *Building a train station* Uh, Guy? Where's my mom?
Guy: She went to get groceries. She'll be back. How's everything going at your school?
Tate: Good. How's yours?
Guy: It's great. This week, instead of having just Saturday, and Sunday off, I have tomorrow, and Monday off as well.
Tate: Wow.
Guy: And my friend told me that two students are coming to our school from another place.
Tate: Where are they coming from?
Guy: Hunterdon Central in Ponyville.
Just then, Guy's cellphone vibrated.
Guy: *Looks at the phone*
Tate: What is it Guy?
Guy: *Reading a text* It's from my mom. She wants me প্রথমপাতা for ডিনার soon. *Replies to the text*
Half an ঘন্টা later
Mom: *Puts her dinner, and Guy's ডিনার on the table. They are both having meatloaf with a salad* So, how was Tate?
Guy: He's good. How was work?
Mom: It was wonderful. What did আপনি do in school today?
Guy: Oh, not much. In Employment Transition, we're looking for a place that will hire us to work.
Mom: Where do আপনি want to work?
Guy: I've প্রদত্ত it a lot of thought. আপনি know that autoshop I pass to go to school?
Mom: The one on Route 12?
Guy: That's the one. I've been thinking about going there to be a mechanic.
Mom: How wonderful.
Guy: *Nods* I've been learning a lot from the autotech class I take since I joined Ponytech. I think I have what it takes.
Mom: Then, good luck to you.
Guy: Thanks. Let's eat.
They began to eat their dinner.
Today was the দিন that Harrison was প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে the new students around.
Harrison: So, আপনি two are from Central.
Rio: That's right.
Master Sword: Hunterdon Central.
Harrison: Well, as I understand, Central is a big school.
Master Sword: Hunterdon Central!!
Rio: Cool it Sword.
Master Sword: MY NAME IS MASTER SWORD GODDAMMIT!!
Rio: *To Harrison* Anyway, I thought Hunterdon Central was so big, it was like Neigh York City. Half of the school is divided দ্বারা a stream. I always liked to think that was the Hudson River.
Harrison: And the two bridges were the Manehattan, and Brooklyn Bridge.
Rio: Yeah. *Laughs* I can tell we're gonna get along just fine.
Harrison: Yeah, Del Val isn't as big as Central, but we got a lot of friendly ponies here. Also, there's no bullying aloud. Everyone here takes it very seriously.
Rio: Oh, I wouldn't dream of it. *Smiling at Master Sword*
Later at lunch, Master Sword, and Rio sat at a টেবিল দ্বারা their selves.
Harrison: *Sitting পরবর্তি to Guy* There's the new ponies. They're sitting all দ্বারা their selves.
Guy: That's a shame.
Harrison: They seem like really nice ponies too.
Guy: Let's invite them to our table. We have three empty seats. I'm sure they'll come sit with us.
Harrison: But Guy, those special ed ponies পরবর্তি to us need you. Jason needs the goodbye song, Daniel needs to see skittles on google, and Kevin-
Guy: I'll be right back. This won't take long. *Gets up, and walks to Master Sword, and Rio*
Master Sword: What do আপনি think of this place so far?
Rio: Crap. Our very first দিন here, and already, we have a delayed opening.
Master Sword: It didn't effect us really. We had to travel here from Ponyville, after our parents decided to move.
Guy arrived, but he wanted to wait for them to finish their conversation.
Rio: Why did yours move?
Master Sword: Business. They got a promotion, and had to সরানো here.
Rio: My parents decided we needed a change of scenery. Couldn't we have waited until the school বছর finished? If not, we could have at least gone to Pennsylvania.
Guy: Excuse me.
Master Sword & Rio: What?
Guy: I was wondering, if আপনি two would like to come sit at my table.
Rio: A stallion with a mare's looks.
Master Sword: No thanks. Get out of here.
Guy: *Walks away* That's never happened to me before. What's their problem?
Master Sword: Pennsylvania?!
Rio: Hey, I'd just be right across the river from you, that's all. I'd just have to walk half a mile, depending on where I live.
Master Sword: আপনি still didn't get your license?
Rio: No, the instructor failed me, because I hit a curb. I think the test is rigged.
Back at Guy's টেবিল
Harrison: They ব্যক্ত that to you?
Guy: *Nods*
Harrison: What the hell?
Guy: Don't say that Harrison. Not here.
Harrison: They got along with me without any problems. Why did they say that to you?
Guy: *Sighs* I don't know. After lunch, I'll talk to the principal.
After eating his lunch, Guy went to talk to the principal.
Erik: *Waiting for Guy to enter his office*
Guy: *Enters* Hello Principal Estrada.
Erik: Guy, please sit down.
Guy: *Sits down*
Erik: I understand আপনি wanted to see me.
Guy: That's right. Something happened in the cafeteria.
Erik: Tell me about it.
Guy: Those two students that transferred here from Hunterdon Central, I offered them a spot at my lunch table, but they weren't polite about it.
Erik: Would আপনি like to tell me what they said?
Guy: They told me that I looked like a mare, and told me to go away. I know my face looks feminine, but their মতামত was very disrespectful.
Erik: I see. Let me talk to them, and I'll straighten everything out.
Guy: Okay. May I get going to Employment Transition?
Erik: Yes, go right ahead. They're going to teach আপনি how to make resumes, right?
Guy: Yeah, and how to act during an interview. I don't want to miss out on that.
Erik: Go for it.
Guy: Thank you. *Gets up, and goes to his পরবর্তি class*
After talking to Guy, Master Sword, and Rio were called down to the principal's office, but they had to wait দ্বারা the secretary's desk.
Rio: *Playing with his hat* Ugh!
Master Sword: What is taking so long?!
Secretary: Principal Estrada is in a meeting with one of the teachers. আপনি must wait.
Erik: Okay, send them in.
Secretary: আপনি may go.
Master Sword: *Follows Rio to Erik's office*
They sat in front of Erik in his office.
Erik: Now, I understand আপনি two are new here, but there are some things আপনি need to know.
Master Sword: Why are we here?
Erik: আপনি were rude to somepony offering আপনি to sit with him during lunch.
Rio: The stallion with the mare's face.
Erik: His name is Guy.
Master Sword: Whatever.
Erik: Listen, we do not tolerate bullying here at all.
Rio: Are আপনি sure? *Takes out five hundred dollars*
Erik: Where did আপনি get that?
Rio: My mom works at the hospital in Ponyville. They pay her twice this amount for three hours of work.
Erik: That's nice, but I don't want it.
Rio: Of course আপনি don't. আপনি want more.
Erik: No! I don't want any of it!
Master Sword: Everypony has his limit.
Rio: How many zeros do আপনি want to see on these bills?
Erik: No! Put it away!
Rio: *Puts the money away*
Erik: I'm going to suspend আপনি for that. Don't come back tomorrow, অথবা Thursday, both of you. If আপনি ever bully Guy, অথবা another student, you'll make things much worse for yourselves. Now go wait at Study Hall while I call your parents to pick আপনি up.
Master Sword: Uh, speaking of pick up, I have my own car, plus a driver's license. Can I drive here?
Erik: Only if আপনি improve your behavior.
Master Sword: Okay.
Rio: Come on, let's go. *Leaves with Master Sword*
The cafeteria was where study hall took place when Master Sword, and Rio got there.
Rio: Now this is really crap.
Master Sword: Think of it this way. We have two days off, and then just one আরো day, and then we have the weekend.
Rio: Well, when আপনি put it that way, it's kind of like we're being rewarded for bullying that mare faced stallion. What was his name, Guy?
Master Sword: Forget it, let's call him gay. He's not the reason we got suspended, it's because of আপনি trying to bribe Principal Estrada.
Someone shouted their names.
Rio: Looks like our parents are here.
Master Sword: How are your parents going to act?
Rio: They might ground me until my suspension is over. Yours?
Master Sword: I don't think they'll let me drive my car.
Their names were shouted out loud again.
Rio: Alright, let's go. *Stands up with Master Sword, and goes out of study hall*
Guy: *In Principal Estrada's office*
Erik: The two ponies have been suspended. They won't be back until Friday. That should give them enough time to think about what they did, but if they still give আপনি any problems, you're always welcome to come tell me.
Guy: Thank you.
Back at home, Guy had hot সারমেয় for ডিনার with his mom.
Mom: How was school?
Guy: Good, though there were two ponies that just transferred to the school.
Mom: Where did they come from?
Guy: Hunterdon Central. I guess that's why they decided to be mean to me when I offered a আসন for them at my lunch table.
Mom: Oh. Did আপনি tell the principal?
Guy: Yes.
Mom: Good. Let's hope they learn their lesson.
After talking about the two ponies Guy just met, they continued eating their dinner.
Friday. Master Sword, and Rio were sitting together in Study Hall, পরবর্তি to a big window, where no one could hear them.
Rio: Now, to discuss business.
Master Sword: We've talked to nearly every teacher, and they say Guy is their favorite. Do আপনি think they'll accept any bribes?
Rio: If it's high enough. The janitors, I know will be easy to bribe, but the teachers, and that principal will be difficult.
Master Sword: How much do আপনি think we'll need?
Rio: For the janitors, two hundred will convince them to be quiet. The teachers, and principals however, will need at least a hundred thousand.
Master Sword: That's a lot. Can we do it?
Rio: Have আপনি seen the load of money we got from selling our house in Ponyville?
Meanwhile in Biology, Guy was with Harrison, and Camryn after they finished their work.
Harrison: That was extremely difficult.
Camryn: I didn't have any trouble.
Guy: I সেকেন্ড that. *Sarcastic* Harrison is just very stupid.
Harrison: Says the stallion who got insulted for inviting two ponies to sit with him at lunch.
Camryn: What?
Guy: Harr, I was being sarcastic.
Harrison: I know. So was I.
Guy's nickname for Harrison, although it's spelled Harr, its pronounced the same as Hair.
When school ended, Guy was driving his car home.
Rio: *On a bus with Master Sword* নমস্কার Sword, look.
Master Sword: What is it?
Rio: Look who's behind us.
Master Sword: *Sees Guy in his car behind his bus* That's Guy.
Rio: I thought we were calling him gay.
Master Sword: Right, whatever. Now if we had a parking মহাকাশ in the school parking lot, we could tail him home, and trash the place.
Rio: And him.
Master Sword: That too. Let's start bribing everypony on Monday.
On Sunday, Rio went to visit Master Sword. He was carrying white saddlebags.
Rio: *Knocking on the door*
Master Sword: Come in.
Rio: *Walks into the house*
Master Sword: What are আপনি doing with those?
Rio: *Walks to a table* What does it look like I'm doing stupid?
Master Sword: Carrying them.
Rio: Exactly. *Sets it down the table* But now I'm not carrying them anymore. Do আপনি know why?
Master Sword: Rio, treat me like an idiot later. আপনি ব্যক্ত আপনি had something important.
Rio: That's right, I do. *Opens his left saddlebag, and pulls out a money maker*
Master Sword: *Looks at it* What is that?
Rio: I'll প্রদর্শনী you. *Puts in a piece of paper*
Four Fifty dollar bills came out from the right.
Rio: Depending on what kind of bills we want, the money comes out of either the left, অথবা right. The left side is for 20 dollar bills, অথবা lower. Everything else comes out of the right.
Master Sword: When it comes to printing out the money, does it vary on how big the paper is?
Rio: That's right. If you're able to, get as much paper as আপনি can from the school. Let them pay for the উৎস of our income.
Master Sword: How did আপনি get this?
Rio: I built it myself.
Harrison, and Camryn were visiting Guy. They were sitting in front of the TV watching Bonanza.
Camryn & Guy: *Kissing*
Harrison: I thought আপনি two were gonna watch the show.
Camryn: We are.
Harrison: How much longer are আপনি going to do that?
Guy: I don't know.
Camryn: This isn't what we originally had planned.
Guy: When আপনি asked to come visit me at the same time Camryn did, I thought we'd just have fun, but things seem to be going towards the romantic side instead.
Harrison: No kidding.
Guy: Let's turn the TV off. Wanna go to the park?
Harrison: Sure.
Camryn: Yeah.
Harrison: *Turns off the TV*
They spent the rest of the afternoon having fun hanging out at the park.
At the park, Guy, Harrison, and Camryn were enjoying the peace, and quiet. It was cold, so they were wearing jackets.
Harrison: Still thinking about those bullies?
Guy: Not really. How come you're asking me about them?
Harrison: They were pretty nice to me. I think maybe, I could find out why they started picking on you.
Guy: Okay. I'd like to be বন্ধু with them.
Camryn: After what they did to you?
Guy: It wasn't serious. They just ব্যক্ত a couple of things.
Harrison: Hey, maybe they were in a bad mood when আপনি went up to them.
Guy: Quite possible.
On Monday, when Harrison was walking down a hallway, he saw Master Sword, and Rio.
Harrison: নমস্কার আপনি two.
Rio: *Happy* Hey, there he is! *Hoofbumps Harrison* What's happening buddy?
Harrison: I'm having a good day. How about আপনি two?
Master Sword: I'm fine.
Harrison: Listen, do আপনি mind if I ask আপনি two a question?
Rio: Shoot.
Harrison: There's a টাট্টু I met named Guy. Do আপনি know him?
Rio: Does he look like a mare?
Harrison: If you're talking about his face, yeah.
Master Sword: Does he have an old car?
Harrison: Oldest one in the lot.
Rio: Yeah, we know him.
Master Sword: Don't tell me you're বন্ধু with that faggot.
Harrison: Who me? Of course not.
Harrison was lying, but neither of the stallions knew this.
Rio: Good.
Master Sword: That guy looks so ridiculous.
Rio: I bet he does ridiculous things too.
Harrison: Like watching My Little Human?
Master Sword: *Laughing* Yeah, I bet he does watch that show. I knew a টাট্টু who kept watching that, and would not stop talking about it, let alone the American Mares movies.
Harrison: If he had a special somepony, what do আপনি think she would look like?
Rio: Like a stallion.
Master Sword: *Laughing* When it comes to his special somepony, what's the difference?!
Harrison: *Laughing* Oh boy. আপনি two are so funny, but I have to get going.
Rio: Going?
Master Sword: Where to? Hang out with us in the cafeteria until the first ঘণ্টা rings.
Harrison: There's a bad গাধা teacher I wanna talk to, he's really awesome.
Rio: What's his name?
Harrison: Mr. Volpone, the best English teacher ever. Rio: I don't have him.
Master Sword: Neither do I.
Harrison: Are আপনি both seniors?
Rio: Yes.
Harrison: Well, looks like you're missing out on a good experience. When আপনি get the chance, go to room D119, and talk to him. He's awesome.
Master Sword: Will do.
Harrison: *Leaves*
Master Sword: And now to begin Operation Zero.
Operation Zero is their plan to make a lot of money to bribe the teachers.
When first period began, Master Sword, and Rio began Operation Zero.
Master Sword: *Goes to a desk, and takes ten pieces of paper*
Teacher: What are আপনি doing?
Master Sword: আপনি don't mind if I take this paper, do you?
Teacher: Of course not, go right ahead.
Master Sword: Thank you.
During study hall, they sat near the windows so no one could hear them.
Rio: How many pieces of paper did আপনি get?
Master Sword: I got over 70.
Rio: Nice. I got 75.
Master Sword: Now we can get to the পরবর্তি step of Operation Zero.
Rio: The money making.
Song: link
Master Sword: *Putting the paper in the money maker*
Rio: *Hits a button, and one hundred dollar bills come flying out*
Master Sword: *Bribing a science teacher*
Rio: *Giving a math teacher $50,000*
Master Sword: *Giving two janitors a hundred dollars each*
Rio: *Taking paper out of a printer in an empty room*
Master Sword: *Taking paper out of a printer in the library, and putting them into his saddlebags*
Rio: *Puts the paper in his money maker, and watches as আরো 100 dollar bills fly out*
Master Sword: *Catching the money with a leather bag*
The পরবর্তি দিন
Master Sword: *Gives Principal Estrada $100,000*
Erik: *Impressed*
After bribing the principal, Master Sword was able to do আরো things, like get a parking মহাকাশ so he could drive to and from school in his white Suburban. He chose a parking মহাকাশ behind Guy's car.
Guy: *Walking out of his car*
Master Sword: *Kicks Guy onto the ground*
Rio: *Kicking Guy in the face several times*
Guy: *His face is covered in blood, and bruises as he talks to Principal Estrada*
Erik: *Shakes his head no*
Guy: *Talking to a teacher*
Teacher: *Shakes her head no*
Guy: *Talking to the janitors*
Janitors: *Shake their heads no*
Guy: *Talking to আরো teachers*
Teachers: *Walking away from Guy*
Guy: *Hits the দেওয়াল in frustration*
Master Sword & Rio: *Taking আরো paper out from an empty classroom*
They made আরো money, and finished bribing all of the teachers.
The song fades away as everything dissolves to Guy walking with Harrison, and Camryn on a bridge going over the Delamare River.
Harrison: Nopony is doing anything?
Guy: I talked to Estrada, the teachers, even the janitors. They're denying everything, and letting those two get away with it.
Harrison: I found out why they're doing it.
Guy: Why?
Harrison: They think you're gay.
Guy: What?
Harrison: They also don't believe that আপনি have a special somepony.
Camryn: That's ridiculous. They should have at least seen him with me once.
Harrison: Did আপনি talk to your mom about it?
Guy: No. It's a possibility that she won't be able to do anything, if no one at school will do anything.
Camryn: Let's change the subject to something positive.
Guy: Alright. What's on your mind?
Camryn: The farewell February party.
Harrison: Are আপনি going?
Guy: Yeah we are. What about you?
Harrison: Of course. I won't have a তারিখ with me, but I'll still be there dancing, and maybe that might get me a date.
Guy: আরো power to আপনি then.
Harrison: Thanks.
Guy: Okay, we've reached Pennsylvania. Wanna turn back?
Harrison & Camryn: Sure.
Turning around, Guy, and his two বন্ধু started heading back to Frenchtown.
Master Sword was with Rio at his house.
Rio: Okay, we bribed all of the teachers. What should we do next?
Master Sword: They're letting us bully Guy, so let's keep doing it.
Rio: All we've been doing is calling him Gay, and hitting him. There must be something else we should do.
Master Sword: How about we trash his car?
Rio: Nah, we can't do that. We'll be sent to jail, and we won't be able to do anything to him.
Master Sword: I think I got something.
Rio: What?
Master Sword: Cyber bully him.
Rio: Okay. We'll keep posting negative মতামত on his ফেসবুক page.
Master Sword: If he has a twitter, I'll spam a lot of hate onto his wall.
Rio: Wonderful. Oh, I thought of something else.
Master Sword: What?
Rio: The farewell February party.
Master Sword: What about it?
Rio: If he does have a special somepony, we can beat the both of them up.
Master Sword: I প্রণয় it. Let's do it!
Song: link
On a road going downhill was a purple Plymouth Cuda. It was being followed দ্বারা a black Chrysler 300.
The two cars were in Gran Turismo 6. Guy was driving the Cuda, and Harrison had the 300. Camryn was playing, but হারিয়ে গেছে the last race, allowing Guy to take over.
Stop the song.
Camryn: Come on Guy, beat him.
Harrison: আপনি better ক্রুশ that finish line before I pass you.
Guy: That won't be a problem. *Turning right, and goes through a tunnel, going up a hill*
Camryn: Sorry Harrison, আপনি won't be able to catch him now.
Harrison: I know.
Guy: *Wins*
Harrison: Goddammit. *Checks his phone* I gotta go home.
Camryn: Yeah, me too.
Guy: Okay আপনি two. See আপনি at school.
Camryn: আপনি got it.
That night, Guy was in his room.
Guy: *Frowning as he looks at his laptop screen*
Mom: *Enters the room*
Guy: *Looks at mom* Hey.
Mom: Everything okay?
Guy: Yes. Why?
Mom: আপনি seem upset.
Guy: Do I?
Mom: Yes. Do আপনি wanna talk about it?
Guy: No thank you.
Mom: Okay. *Leaves the room*
Guy: *Puts his headphones on*
Guy went onto youtube, and started listening to the সঙ্গীত on this video: link
On another tab, he was looking at his facebook, and twitter account. Master Sword, and Rio পোষ্ট হয়েছে over twenty terrible things on his accounts.
Guy: *Looking at the comments, and starts typing*
Why are আপনি two bothering me? I haven't done anything.
Guy: *Looks at a reply from Rio*
Because আপনি suck. Nopony likes you.
Guy: *With his headphones still on, he grabs a pencil with a piece of paper, and starts writing*
As he wrote on the paper, a tear came out of his eye, and fell above where it ব্যক্ত dear mom.
পরবর্তি day, Guy was visiting Tate again.
Guy: Tate, how's everything going for আপনি buddy?
Tate: Okay. How about you?
Guy: *Looks down at the Legos they're playing with* Not too good.
Tate: Why not?
Guy: I'm having trouble with a couple of bullies. Do আপনি know what those are?
Tate: No.
Guy: Good. They're not nice ponies. I hope আপনি don't ever meet one. *Moving a Lego টাট্টু towards a bridge, and pushes him off*
The days passed. Master Sword, and Rio kept bullying Guy, on the internet, and in real life. Then, March 1 arrived. They দিন of The farewell February party.
Song: link
Guy: *Walks into the school with Camryn*
টাট্টু 77: Hello আপনি two. Did আপনি arrive in one car, অথবা two?
Guy: Two. *Pays for both parking spaces*
টাট্টু 77: Have fun inside.
Guy: *Walks side দ্বারা side with Camryn into the gym, where the party is taking place*
Harrison: *In front of three mares* নমস্কার ladies. আপনি like basketball? *While looking at them, he grabs a বাস্কেটবল from the bucket পরবর্তি to him, and throws one into the hoop*
Mare 2: Nothing but net.
Mare 1: Nice.
Harrison: আপনি know what else is nice?
Guy: নমস্কার Harr!
Harrison: Hold that thought. *Walks away* Guy, what's up?
Guy: Oh, not much.
Camryn: We just got here.
Harrison: Well আপনি kinda caught me at a bad time. I'm luring these three mares into a trap. A good one.
Guy: A good trap?
Camryn: I didn't know those existed.
Guy: But don't let us stop you. We'll go somewhere else.
Guy, and Camryn decided to go onto the dance floor. As they started dancing, Master Sword, and Rio walked in.
Rio: *Sees Camryn dancing with Guy* Damn. See who he's dancing with?
Master Sword: Now how can we bully him for that? His special somepony has a nice face, a nice plot, a nice everything!
Rio: Let me handle this. আপনি just wait here.
Guy & Camryn: *Dancing in the middle of a crowd of ponies, circling them as they cheer*
Rio: *Pulls Camryn away from Guy* How about dancing with a real stallion?
Camryn: I was. Get lost.
Rio: *Slaps Camryn*
Ponies: Whoa.
Guy: *Pulls Rio away from Camryn* That's enough. Camryn, আপনি okay?
Camryn: Let's get outta here.
Guy: Okay. *Leaves with Camryn*
Rio: *Returns to Master Sword*
Master Sword: Nice genius, now they're leaving. আপনি barely did anything.
Rio: What are আপনি saying?
Master Sword: I'm saying আপনি blew it. Also, I think the bribes we gave to those teachers are wearing off. We won't have much time to bully Guy without having to bribe them again.
Rio: I have another idea, come with me. *Runs out of the gym*
Master Sword: *Following Rio* I hope this is better than your other plan.
Outside of the school, Guy was talking to Camryn as he stood পরবর্তি to her car.
Guy: I'm sorry this happened.
Camryn: It's not your fault. I'll see আপনি later. *Backs up, then drives away*
Rio: নমস্কার Gay.
Guy: *Turns around, and looks at Rio with Master Sword* What do আপনি want?
Master Sword: This. *Kicks Guy onto the ground*
Rio: *Kicks Guy as well* We were gonna beat up your special somepony too, but she was lucky enough to get away before we had the chance. *Kicks Guy again*
They kept kicking him, but then...
Song: link
Guy: OKAY!! *Stands up* Maybe আপনি don't like me! I don't mind that, but it's the insults, and beating me up that I do mind! What do আপনি want me to do, huh?! আপনি want me to kill myself?!!?
Master Sword & Rio: *Staying silent*
Guy: Fine! *Gets into his car, starts it, and drives away*
Harrison: *Arrives, and sees Guy driving away* নমস্কার Guy? GUY!! *Runs, but stops when he sees Guy turn left*
Stop the song
Harrison: *Walks over to Master Sword, and Rio* Okay, what have আপনি done to him?
Rio: You're telling me he's your friend?
Harrison: Yes. If আপনি got a problem with that, you're not as cool as I thought আপনি were. Guy is a wonderful pony.
Master Sword: He ব্যক্ত he was going to kill himself.
Harrison: What?
Rio: He's telling the truth. Guy ব্যক্ত he was going to kill himself.
Harrison: *Runs back to the school*
Master Sword: Come on, let's make sure he really does kill himself. *Runs with Rio into his Suburban, and drives out of the school parking lot*
Harrison: *Enters Erik's office* Principal Estrada, we have a problem!
Erik: What's wrong?
Harrison: Guy's going to kill himself.
Erik: Where did he go?
Harrison: I don't know, I saw him take a left when he got out of the parking lot.
Erik: All right, calm down. The police will get him. *Calling the police on his phone*
Song: link
Guy: *Passing a small airport*
Master Sword: *Driving fast, in an attempt to find Guy*
Erik: That's right. A 1981 Chrysler Newport, in red, with the license plates, F86-ORT.
Dispatch: All units, we have a টাট্টু attempting to commit suicide, victim is driving a red Chrysler, license plates are F86-ORT.
Nikki: *Driving a police car* Officer West responding, driver just passed Sky Manor Airport, now travelling southbound.
Guy: *Looks in his rear view mirror, and sees a white Suburban*
Master Sword: *Spots Guy's car* There he is.
Guy: *Floors it*
Nikki: He's increasing speed, I'm gonna try to get him to stop. *Following Guy*
Master Sword: *Following Guy, and the police pony*
Guy: *Going down a hill, and passes a stop sign*
Nikki: *Following Guy*
Rio: Don't get too close, otherwise we'll get in trouble.
Master Sword: It's fine, I know what I'm doing.
Nikki: *Puts on her police lights, and talks into a loudspeaker on her car* Guy? This is the police. Please pull over. We want to help you.
Guy: Oh great. আরো trouble. *Going faster*
Master Sword: That gives me an idea. *Getting closer to the police officer*
Rio: What are আপনি doing?!
Master Sword: You'll see.
Nikki: Dispatch, he's not stopping. I'm gonna need a roadblock on-
Master Sword: *Pushes Nikki off the road*
Nikki: *Crashes into a tree*
Dispatch: West? West! Are আপনি still there?
Nikki: *Grabs the receiver for her radio* Someone pushed me off the road. I couldn't see who it was. I need a tow truck, and another unit.
Dispatch: Ten-4.
Master Sword: Now it's just me, and Guy. *Getting closer to his car*
Rio: *Sees a deer crossing the road between him, and Guy* Watch it!
Master Sword: Ah! *Spins out of control, and turns left onto a different road*
Rio: Stop the car!
Master Sword: *Stops* We হারিয়ে গেছে him, but we'll find him.
Stop the song, and play this one. (Start it at 7:04): link
It was night time when Guy entered Ponyville, and on Highway 202, he parked his car on a bridge.
Guy: *Walks out of his car. On it's dashboard is the note he wrote, with the tear দ্বারা Dear Mom* Nopony cares for me anymore. *Climbs up onto the bridge, and looks down at the railroad tracks below him* When a train comes, that's when I jump.
Nikki: *Sitting পরবর্তি to a police টাট্টু driving another car*
Railroad Pony: *Driving a fast freight train*
Guy: *Hears the train's horn*
Master Sword: *Enters Ponyville with Rio*
Guy: *Sees the lights of the train*
Railroad টাট্টু 2: নমস্কার wait a second, there's a টাট্টু on শীর্ষ of the bridge.
Railroad Pony: Yeah, I see him I see him.
Guy: *Sweating as he takes a deep breath*
Railroad টাট্টু 2: What the hell is he doing up there?
Nikki: There, I see him.
Police Pony: *Turns on his police lights*
Guy: I know I'll be doing everypony a favor for this. *Jumps off*
Nikki: NO!!!
Railroad টাট্টু 2: Oh shit!
Railroad Pony: *Applies the brakes, but as soon as Guy lands on the tracks, the train hits him*
Stop the song
Railroad Pony: *Stops the train, with the locomotives on a small bridge*
Railroad টাট্টু 2: *Talking on the radio* NS 151, a টাট্টু just jumped off a bridge, and got hit দ্বারা our train. We stopped in Ponyville.
Dispatch: Ten-4, as soon as the situation is clear, get going.
Railroad টাট্টু 2: Copy.
Guy's mom was at প্রথমপাতা when she got a call.
Mom: *Grabs her cell phone* Hello?.... What?!?!
She came to Ponyville as fast as she could in her Cadillac. দ্বারা that time, five police cars, and an অ্যাম্বুলেন্স were there. The right lane on the highway was closed off, for safety reasons.
Harrison, Camryn, and Erik were also there. They took Harrison's 300.
Harrison: Ms. Macintyre!
Mom: What happened to my son?!
Nikki: I'm sorry ma'am, but he jumped off the bridge, and got struck দ্বারা a train.
Mom: No!!
Master Sword: *Passing দ্বারা the scene* Well, looks like we succeeded.
Rio: *Nods with a smile on his face*
Master Sword: *Drives away*
Hospital Pony: When will the helicopter be here?
Hospital টাট্টু 2: Give me about 30 seconds. I'm almost there.
Erik: I'm responsible for this.
Camryn: Why?
Erik: Master Sword, and Rio, they bribed me, as well as the other teachers. I'm willing to accept any punishment আপনি have for me.
Police টাট্টু 36: Alright, let's go talk about that somewhere else. *Takes Erik with him*
Mom: Who's Master Sword, and Rio?
Harrison: The two ponies that were bullying Guy.
Mom: Why didn't he tell me anything?
Harrison: He was worried আপনি wouldn't do anything, just like the teachers, and principal. Look. *Opens the door on Guy's car, and pulls out the note from the dashboard*
Mom: I would have gotten the police involved if he told me. *Reading the note* Oh Guy! *Crying* Why would আপনি do this?
The helicopter arrived, and two ponies were being lowered to find Guy's body.
Nikki: Ma'am, if আপনি want, when they take Guy to the hospital, আপনি can say your last words to him.
Mom: That would be great.
Song (Start at 4:25): link
Hospital টাট্টু 2: *Flying above the bridge, lowering Guy on a bed*
Harrison: *Looking at Guy with the rest of the ponies*
Hospital Ponies: *Putting Guy on a stretcher, and moves the stretcher onto the ambulance, while getting in*
Hospital টাট্টু 2: *Takes off in the helicopter*
Camryn: *Crying, as she hugs Guy's mom.*
Mom: *Holds Camryn as they stand in front of her Cadillac
Harrison: *Looks down at the ground, then at the অ্যাম্বুলেন্স as it takes off*
Everyone pauses in place as the ending credits begin.
Cast of characters, and their creators
*Ponies from the প্রদর্শনী playing as a different character
Guy - SeanTheHedgehog
Harrison - SeanTheHedgehog
Tate - SeanTheHedgehog
*Colgate - Guy's mom
Master Sword - উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Rio - SeanTheHedgehog
*Vinyl Scratch - Camryn
Erik Estrada - SeanTheHedgehog
With special cameo appearance দ্বারা Nikki West from Jade_23
Background characters
Teachers
Students
Police Ponies
Railroad Ponies
Hospital Ponies
সঙ্গীত used
Push It To The - Scarface soundtrack
Blood In The Gutter - Spongebob soundtrack
It's A Long Road Instrumental Version - Herve Attia
আপনি And I - Motion
প্রণয় Story version 1 and 2 - Andy Williams
The Landing - Airplane soundtrack
It's A Long Road - Dan পাহাড়
Special thanks to
উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০ & Jade_23 for their characters
Cadillac for the car used দ্বারা Colgate for this অনুরাগী fiction
Chrysler for the cars used দ্বারা Guy, and Harrison for this অনুরাগী fiction
Neigh Jersey State Troopers for the lease of their police cars, and officers for this অনুরাগী fiction
Norfoal Southern Railway for the train at the ending
Someonebutnoone for being a অনুরাগী of several parts of this story
Sony & Polyphony for the Gran Turismo 6 scene
This অনুরাগী fiction is fictitious. Any portrayal of real events অথবা real ponies, living অথবা dead is purely coincidental.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
The বৃত্ত comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed দ্বারা the name, WindWakerGuy430
The অনুরাগী fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০ অনুরাগী Fiction
Guy
Ponies: *Getting off the bus*
Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog
Guy, Harrison, and Tate
Also starring Colgate as Guy's mom
Vinyl Scratch as Camryn
Erik Estrada as the principal
Master Sword, and Rio as the bullies
Harrison: *Walking slower than the other ponies from the bus, and goes to the right, in a driveway*
At the end of the driveway was the back entrance of a clothing store. To the left was a storage shed, দ্বারা a beige wall.
Harrison: *Walks past the shed, and goes up a flight of stairs set up outside পরবর্তি to the clothing store. He then looks at a door to the right, and knocks*
Guy: *Opens up the door* Harrison?
Harrison: Guy.
Guy: Hey, good to see আপনি again, come on in.
Harrison: *Enters the apartment, and closes the door*
Guy: *Sitting at a টেবিল with Harrison* Do আপনি want anything? A drink? A snack? Chips?
Harrison: Not yet. I just came down to tell আপনি some good news.
Guy: Good news, eh? Let me hear it.
Harrison: The principal says we're getting two new students from Hunterdon Central.
Guy: Sounds wonderful. I can't wait to প্রদর্শনী them around.
Harrison: Sorry buddy, I've been asked to প্রদর্শনী them around. Why don't আপনি enjoy your usual leisurely lunches with Camryn?
Guy: Ha.
Harrison: So what do আপনি want to do today?
Guy: I made plans to visit Tate.
Harrison: Aw come on.
Guy: What?
Harrison: You've got better things to do than to play with a 3 বছর old. *Laughs* I'm just kidding. Go on, and have fun. I'll see আপনি Tuesday.
Guy: Got it. *Stands up with Harrison*
They walk out at the same time.
Harrison: *Closes the door*
Guy: *Walks down the stairs with Harrison* Enjoy President's Day.
Harrison: আপনি too. *Turns left, and goes through an alley*
At Tate's house, Guy sat down with him, and played legos.
Tate: *Building a train station* Uh, Guy? Where's my mom?
Guy: She went to get groceries. She'll be back. How's everything going at your school?
Tate: Good. How's yours?
Guy: It's great. This week, instead of having just Saturday, and Sunday off, I have tomorrow, and Monday off as well.
Tate: Wow.
Guy: And my friend told me that two students are coming to our school from another place.
Tate: Where are they coming from?
Guy: Hunterdon Central in Ponyville.
Just then, Guy's cellphone vibrated.
Guy: *Looks at the phone*
Tate: What is it Guy?
Guy: *Reading a text* It's from my mom. She wants me প্রথমপাতা for ডিনার soon. *Replies to the text*
Half an ঘন্টা later
Mom: *Puts her dinner, and Guy's ডিনার on the table. They are both having meatloaf with a salad* So, how was Tate?
Guy: He's good. How was work?
Mom: It was wonderful. What did আপনি do in school today?
Guy: Oh, not much. In Employment Transition, we're looking for a place that will hire us to work.
Mom: Where do আপনি want to work?
Guy: I've প্রদত্ত it a lot of thought. আপনি know that autoshop I pass to go to school?
Mom: The one on Route 12?
Guy: That's the one. I've been thinking about going there to be a mechanic.
Mom: How wonderful.
Guy: *Nods* I've been learning a lot from the autotech class I take since I joined Ponytech. I think I have what it takes.
Mom: Then, good luck to you.
Guy: Thanks. Let's eat.
They began to eat their dinner.
Today was the দিন that Harrison was প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে the new students around.
Harrison: So, আপনি two are from Central.
Rio: That's right.
Master Sword: Hunterdon Central.
Harrison: Well, as I understand, Central is a big school.
Master Sword: Hunterdon Central!!
Rio: Cool it Sword.
Master Sword: MY NAME IS MASTER SWORD GODDAMMIT!!
Rio: *To Harrison* Anyway, I thought Hunterdon Central was so big, it was like Neigh York City. Half of the school is divided দ্বারা a stream. I always liked to think that was the Hudson River.
Harrison: And the two bridges were the Manehattan, and Brooklyn Bridge.
Rio: Yeah. *Laughs* I can tell we're gonna get along just fine.
Harrison: Yeah, Del Val isn't as big as Central, but we got a lot of friendly ponies here. Also, there's no bullying aloud. Everyone here takes it very seriously.
Rio: Oh, I wouldn't dream of it. *Smiling at Master Sword*
Later at lunch, Master Sword, and Rio sat at a টেবিল দ্বারা their selves.
Harrison: *Sitting পরবর্তি to Guy* There's the new ponies. They're sitting all দ্বারা their selves.
Guy: That's a shame.
Harrison: They seem like really nice ponies too.
Guy: Let's invite them to our table. We have three empty seats. I'm sure they'll come sit with us.
Harrison: But Guy, those special ed ponies পরবর্তি to us need you. Jason needs the goodbye song, Daniel needs to see skittles on google, and Kevin-
Guy: I'll be right back. This won't take long. *Gets up, and walks to Master Sword, and Rio*
Master Sword: What do আপনি think of this place so far?
Rio: Crap. Our very first দিন here, and already, we have a delayed opening.
Master Sword: It didn't effect us really. We had to travel here from Ponyville, after our parents decided to move.
Guy arrived, but he wanted to wait for them to finish their conversation.
Rio: Why did yours move?
Master Sword: Business. They got a promotion, and had to সরানো here.
Rio: My parents decided we needed a change of scenery. Couldn't we have waited until the school বছর finished? If not, we could have at least gone to Pennsylvania.
Guy: Excuse me.
Master Sword & Rio: What?
Guy: I was wondering, if আপনি two would like to come sit at my table.
Rio: A stallion with a mare's looks.
Master Sword: No thanks. Get out of here.
Guy: *Walks away* That's never happened to me before. What's their problem?
Master Sword: Pennsylvania?!
Rio: Hey, I'd just be right across the river from you, that's all. I'd just have to walk half a mile, depending on where I live.
Master Sword: আপনি still didn't get your license?
Rio: No, the instructor failed me, because I hit a curb. I think the test is rigged.
Back at Guy's টেবিল
Harrison: They ব্যক্ত that to you?
Guy: *Nods*
Harrison: What the hell?
Guy: Don't say that Harrison. Not here.
Harrison: They got along with me without any problems. Why did they say that to you?
Guy: *Sighs* I don't know. After lunch, I'll talk to the principal.
After eating his lunch, Guy went to talk to the principal.
Erik: *Waiting for Guy to enter his office*
Guy: *Enters* Hello Principal Estrada.
Erik: Guy, please sit down.
Guy: *Sits down*
Erik: I understand আপনি wanted to see me.
Guy: That's right. Something happened in the cafeteria.
Erik: Tell me about it.
Guy: Those two students that transferred here from Hunterdon Central, I offered them a spot at my lunch table, but they weren't polite about it.
Erik: Would আপনি like to tell me what they said?
Guy: They told me that I looked like a mare, and told me to go away. I know my face looks feminine, but their মতামত was very disrespectful.
Erik: I see. Let me talk to them, and I'll straighten everything out.
Guy: Okay. May I get going to Employment Transition?
Erik: Yes, go right ahead. They're going to teach আপনি how to make resumes, right?
Guy: Yeah, and how to act during an interview. I don't want to miss out on that.
Erik: Go for it.
Guy: Thank you. *Gets up, and goes to his পরবর্তি class*
After talking to Guy, Master Sword, and Rio were called down to the principal's office, but they had to wait দ্বারা the secretary's desk.
Rio: *Playing with his hat* Ugh!
Master Sword: What is taking so long?!
Secretary: Principal Estrada is in a meeting with one of the teachers. আপনি must wait.
Erik: Okay, send them in.
Secretary: আপনি may go.
Master Sword: *Follows Rio to Erik's office*
They sat in front of Erik in his office.
Erik: Now, I understand আপনি two are new here, but there are some things আপনি need to know.
Master Sword: Why are we here?
Erik: আপনি were rude to somepony offering আপনি to sit with him during lunch.
Rio: The stallion with the mare's face.
Erik: His name is Guy.
Master Sword: Whatever.
Erik: Listen, we do not tolerate bullying here at all.
Rio: Are আপনি sure? *Takes out five hundred dollars*
Erik: Where did আপনি get that?
Rio: My mom works at the hospital in Ponyville. They pay her twice this amount for three hours of work.
Erik: That's nice, but I don't want it.
Rio: Of course আপনি don't. আপনি want more.
Erik: No! I don't want any of it!
Master Sword: Everypony has his limit.
Rio: How many zeros do আপনি want to see on these bills?
Erik: No! Put it away!
Rio: *Puts the money away*
Erik: I'm going to suspend আপনি for that. Don't come back tomorrow, অথবা Thursday, both of you. If আপনি ever bully Guy, অথবা another student, you'll make things much worse for yourselves. Now go wait at Study Hall while I call your parents to pick আপনি up.
Master Sword: Uh, speaking of pick up, I have my own car, plus a driver's license. Can I drive here?
Erik: Only if আপনি improve your behavior.
Master Sword: Okay.
Rio: Come on, let's go. *Leaves with Master Sword*
The cafeteria was where study hall took place when Master Sword, and Rio got there.
Rio: Now this is really crap.
Master Sword: Think of it this way. We have two days off, and then just one আরো day, and then we have the weekend.
Rio: Well, when আপনি put it that way, it's kind of like we're being rewarded for bullying that mare faced stallion. What was his name, Guy?
Master Sword: Forget it, let's call him gay. He's not the reason we got suspended, it's because of আপনি trying to bribe Principal Estrada.
Someone shouted their names.
Rio: Looks like our parents are here.
Master Sword: How are your parents going to act?
Rio: They might ground me until my suspension is over. Yours?
Master Sword: I don't think they'll let me drive my car.
Their names were shouted out loud again.
Rio: Alright, let's go. *Stands up with Master Sword, and goes out of study hall*
Guy: *In Principal Estrada's office*
Erik: The two ponies have been suspended. They won't be back until Friday. That should give them enough time to think about what they did, but if they still give আপনি any problems, you're always welcome to come tell me.
Guy: Thank you.
Back at home, Guy had hot সারমেয় for ডিনার with his mom.
Mom: How was school?
Guy: Good, though there were two ponies that just transferred to the school.
Mom: Where did they come from?
Guy: Hunterdon Central. I guess that's why they decided to be mean to me when I offered a আসন for them at my lunch table.
Mom: Oh. Did আপনি tell the principal?
Guy: Yes.
Mom: Good. Let's hope they learn their lesson.
After talking about the two ponies Guy just met, they continued eating their dinner.
Friday. Master Sword, and Rio were sitting together in Study Hall, পরবর্তি to a big window, where no one could hear them.
Rio: Now, to discuss business.
Master Sword: We've talked to nearly every teacher, and they say Guy is their favorite. Do আপনি think they'll accept any bribes?
Rio: If it's high enough. The janitors, I know will be easy to bribe, but the teachers, and that principal will be difficult.
Master Sword: How much do আপনি think we'll need?
Rio: For the janitors, two hundred will convince them to be quiet. The teachers, and principals however, will need at least a hundred thousand.
Master Sword: That's a lot. Can we do it?
Rio: Have আপনি seen the load of money we got from selling our house in Ponyville?
Meanwhile in Biology, Guy was with Harrison, and Camryn after they finished their work.
Harrison: That was extremely difficult.
Camryn: I didn't have any trouble.
Guy: I সেকেন্ড that. *Sarcastic* Harrison is just very stupid.
Harrison: Says the stallion who got insulted for inviting two ponies to sit with him at lunch.
Camryn: What?
Guy: Harr, I was being sarcastic.
Harrison: I know. So was I.
Guy's nickname for Harrison, although it's spelled Harr, its pronounced the same as Hair.
When school ended, Guy was driving his car home.
Rio: *On a bus with Master Sword* নমস্কার Sword, look.
Master Sword: What is it?
Rio: Look who's behind us.
Master Sword: *Sees Guy in his car behind his bus* That's Guy.
Rio: I thought we were calling him gay.
Master Sword: Right, whatever. Now if we had a parking মহাকাশ in the school parking lot, we could tail him home, and trash the place.
Rio: And him.
Master Sword: That too. Let's start bribing everypony on Monday.
On Sunday, Rio went to visit Master Sword. He was carrying white saddlebags.
Rio: *Knocking on the door*
Master Sword: Come in.
Rio: *Walks into the house*
Master Sword: What are আপনি doing with those?
Rio: *Walks to a table* What does it look like I'm doing stupid?
Master Sword: Carrying them.
Rio: Exactly. *Sets it down the table* But now I'm not carrying them anymore. Do আপনি know why?
Master Sword: Rio, treat me like an idiot later. আপনি ব্যক্ত আপনি had something important.
Rio: That's right, I do. *Opens his left saddlebag, and pulls out a money maker*
Master Sword: *Looks at it* What is that?
Rio: I'll প্রদর্শনী you. *Puts in a piece of paper*
Four Fifty dollar bills came out from the right.
Rio: Depending on what kind of bills we want, the money comes out of either the left, অথবা right. The left side is for 20 dollar bills, অথবা lower. Everything else comes out of the right.
Master Sword: When it comes to printing out the money, does it vary on how big the paper is?
Rio: That's right. If you're able to, get as much paper as আপনি can from the school. Let them pay for the উৎস of our income.
Master Sword: How did আপনি get this?
Rio: I built it myself.
Harrison, and Camryn were visiting Guy. They were sitting in front of the TV watching Bonanza.
Camryn & Guy: *Kissing*
Harrison: I thought আপনি two were gonna watch the show.
Camryn: We are.
Harrison: How much longer are আপনি going to do that?
Guy: I don't know.
Camryn: This isn't what we originally had planned.
Guy: When আপনি asked to come visit me at the same time Camryn did, I thought we'd just have fun, but things seem to be going towards the romantic side instead.
Harrison: No kidding.
Guy: Let's turn the TV off. Wanna go to the park?
Harrison: Sure.
Camryn: Yeah.
Harrison: *Turns off the TV*
They spent the rest of the afternoon having fun hanging out at the park.
At the park, Guy, Harrison, and Camryn were enjoying the peace, and quiet. It was cold, so they were wearing jackets.
Harrison: Still thinking about those bullies?
Guy: Not really. How come you're asking me about them?
Harrison: They were pretty nice to me. I think maybe, I could find out why they started picking on you.
Guy: Okay. I'd like to be বন্ধু with them.
Camryn: After what they did to you?
Guy: It wasn't serious. They just ব্যক্ত a couple of things.
Harrison: Hey, maybe they were in a bad mood when আপনি went up to them.
Guy: Quite possible.
On Monday, when Harrison was walking down a hallway, he saw Master Sword, and Rio.
Harrison: নমস্কার আপনি two.
Rio: *Happy* Hey, there he is! *Hoofbumps Harrison* What's happening buddy?
Harrison: I'm having a good day. How about আপনি two?
Master Sword: I'm fine.
Harrison: Listen, do আপনি mind if I ask আপনি two a question?
Rio: Shoot.
Harrison: There's a টাট্টু I met named Guy. Do আপনি know him?
Rio: Does he look like a mare?
Harrison: If you're talking about his face, yeah.
Master Sword: Does he have an old car?
Harrison: Oldest one in the lot.
Rio: Yeah, we know him.
Master Sword: Don't tell me you're বন্ধু with that faggot.
Harrison: Who me? Of course not.
Harrison was lying, but neither of the stallions knew this.
Rio: Good.
Master Sword: That guy looks so ridiculous.
Rio: I bet he does ridiculous things too.
Harrison: Like watching My Little Human?
Master Sword: *Laughing* Yeah, I bet he does watch that show. I knew a টাট্টু who kept watching that, and would not stop talking about it, let alone the American Mares movies.
Harrison: If he had a special somepony, what do আপনি think she would look like?
Rio: Like a stallion.
Master Sword: *Laughing* When it comes to his special somepony, what's the difference?!
Harrison: *Laughing* Oh boy. আপনি two are so funny, but I have to get going.
Rio: Going?
Master Sword: Where to? Hang out with us in the cafeteria until the first ঘণ্টা rings.
Harrison: There's a bad গাধা teacher I wanna talk to, he's really awesome.
Rio: What's his name?
Harrison: Mr. Volpone, the best English teacher ever. Rio: I don't have him.
Master Sword: Neither do I.
Harrison: Are আপনি both seniors?
Rio: Yes.
Harrison: Well, looks like you're missing out on a good experience. When আপনি get the chance, go to room D119, and talk to him. He's awesome.
Master Sword: Will do.
Harrison: *Leaves*
Master Sword: And now to begin Operation Zero.
Operation Zero is their plan to make a lot of money to bribe the teachers.
When first period began, Master Sword, and Rio began Operation Zero.
Master Sword: *Goes to a desk, and takes ten pieces of paper*
Teacher: What are আপনি doing?
Master Sword: আপনি don't mind if I take this paper, do you?
Teacher: Of course not, go right ahead.
Master Sword: Thank you.
During study hall, they sat near the windows so no one could hear them.
Rio: How many pieces of paper did আপনি get?
Master Sword: I got over 70.
Rio: Nice. I got 75.
Master Sword: Now we can get to the পরবর্তি step of Operation Zero.
Rio: The money making.
Song: link
Master Sword: *Putting the paper in the money maker*
Rio: *Hits a button, and one hundred dollar bills come flying out*
Master Sword: *Bribing a science teacher*
Rio: *Giving a math teacher $50,000*
Master Sword: *Giving two janitors a hundred dollars each*
Rio: *Taking paper out of a printer in an empty room*
Master Sword: *Taking paper out of a printer in the library, and putting them into his saddlebags*
Rio: *Puts the paper in his money maker, and watches as আরো 100 dollar bills fly out*
Master Sword: *Catching the money with a leather bag*
The পরবর্তি দিন
Master Sword: *Gives Principal Estrada $100,000*
Erik: *Impressed*
After bribing the principal, Master Sword was able to do আরো things, like get a parking মহাকাশ so he could drive to and from school in his white Suburban. He chose a parking মহাকাশ behind Guy's car.
Guy: *Walking out of his car*
Master Sword: *Kicks Guy onto the ground*
Rio: *Kicking Guy in the face several times*
Guy: *His face is covered in blood, and bruises as he talks to Principal Estrada*
Erik: *Shakes his head no*
Guy: *Talking to a teacher*
Teacher: *Shakes her head no*
Guy: *Talking to the janitors*
Janitors: *Shake their heads no*
Guy: *Talking to আরো teachers*
Teachers: *Walking away from Guy*
Guy: *Hits the দেওয়াল in frustration*
Master Sword & Rio: *Taking আরো paper out from an empty classroom*
They made আরো money, and finished bribing all of the teachers.
The song fades away as everything dissolves to Guy walking with Harrison, and Camryn on a bridge going over the Delamare River.
Harrison: Nopony is doing anything?
Guy: I talked to Estrada, the teachers, even the janitors. They're denying everything, and letting those two get away with it.
Harrison: I found out why they're doing it.
Guy: Why?
Harrison: They think you're gay.
Guy: What?
Harrison: They also don't believe that আপনি have a special somepony.
Camryn: That's ridiculous. They should have at least seen him with me once.
Harrison: Did আপনি talk to your mom about it?
Guy: No. It's a possibility that she won't be able to do anything, if no one at school will do anything.
Camryn: Let's change the subject to something positive.
Guy: Alright. What's on your mind?
Camryn: The farewell February party.
Harrison: Are আপনি going?
Guy: Yeah we are. What about you?
Harrison: Of course. I won't have a তারিখ with me, but I'll still be there dancing, and maybe that might get me a date.
Guy: আরো power to আপনি then.
Harrison: Thanks.
Guy: Okay, we've reached Pennsylvania. Wanna turn back?
Harrison & Camryn: Sure.
Turning around, Guy, and his two বন্ধু started heading back to Frenchtown.
Master Sword was with Rio at his house.
Rio: Okay, we bribed all of the teachers. What should we do next?
Master Sword: They're letting us bully Guy, so let's keep doing it.
Rio: All we've been doing is calling him Gay, and hitting him. There must be something else we should do.
Master Sword: How about we trash his car?
Rio: Nah, we can't do that. We'll be sent to jail, and we won't be able to do anything to him.
Master Sword: I think I got something.
Rio: What?
Master Sword: Cyber bully him.
Rio: Okay. We'll keep posting negative মতামত on his ফেসবুক page.
Master Sword: If he has a twitter, I'll spam a lot of hate onto his wall.
Rio: Wonderful. Oh, I thought of something else.
Master Sword: What?
Rio: The farewell February party.
Master Sword: What about it?
Rio: If he does have a special somepony, we can beat the both of them up.
Master Sword: I প্রণয় it. Let's do it!
Song: link
On a road going downhill was a purple Plymouth Cuda. It was being followed দ্বারা a black Chrysler 300.
The two cars were in Gran Turismo 6. Guy was driving the Cuda, and Harrison had the 300. Camryn was playing, but হারিয়ে গেছে the last race, allowing Guy to take over.
Stop the song.
Camryn: Come on Guy, beat him.
Harrison: আপনি better ক্রুশ that finish line before I pass you.
Guy: That won't be a problem. *Turning right, and goes through a tunnel, going up a hill*
Camryn: Sorry Harrison, আপনি won't be able to catch him now.
Harrison: I know.
Guy: *Wins*
Harrison: Goddammit. *Checks his phone* I gotta go home.
Camryn: Yeah, me too.
Guy: Okay আপনি two. See আপনি at school.
Camryn: আপনি got it.
That night, Guy was in his room.
Guy: *Frowning as he looks at his laptop screen*
Mom: *Enters the room*
Guy: *Looks at mom* Hey.
Mom: Everything okay?
Guy: Yes. Why?
Mom: আপনি seem upset.
Guy: Do I?
Mom: Yes. Do আপনি wanna talk about it?
Guy: No thank you.
Mom: Okay. *Leaves the room*
Guy: *Puts his headphones on*
Guy went onto youtube, and started listening to the সঙ্গীত on this video: link
On another tab, he was looking at his facebook, and twitter account. Master Sword, and Rio পোষ্ট হয়েছে over twenty terrible things on his accounts.
Guy: *Looking at the comments, and starts typing*
Why are আপনি two bothering me? I haven't done anything.
Guy: *Looks at a reply from Rio*
Because আপনি suck. Nopony likes you.
Guy: *With his headphones still on, he grabs a pencil with a piece of paper, and starts writing*
As he wrote on the paper, a tear came out of his eye, and fell above where it ব্যক্ত dear mom.
পরবর্তি day, Guy was visiting Tate again.
Guy: Tate, how's everything going for আপনি buddy?
Tate: Okay. How about you?
Guy: *Looks down at the Legos they're playing with* Not too good.
Tate: Why not?
Guy: I'm having trouble with a couple of bullies. Do আপনি know what those are?
Tate: No.
Guy: Good. They're not nice ponies. I hope আপনি don't ever meet one. *Moving a Lego টাট্টু towards a bridge, and pushes him off*
The days passed. Master Sword, and Rio kept bullying Guy, on the internet, and in real life. Then, March 1 arrived. They দিন of The farewell February party.
Song: link
Guy: *Walks into the school with Camryn*
টাট্টু 77: Hello আপনি two. Did আপনি arrive in one car, অথবা two?
Guy: Two. *Pays for both parking spaces*
টাট্টু 77: Have fun inside.
Guy: *Walks side দ্বারা side with Camryn into the gym, where the party is taking place*
Harrison: *In front of three mares* নমস্কার ladies. আপনি like basketball? *While looking at them, he grabs a বাস্কেটবল from the bucket পরবর্তি to him, and throws one into the hoop*
Mare 2: Nothing but net.
Mare 1: Nice.
Harrison: আপনি know what else is nice?
Guy: নমস্কার Harr!
Harrison: Hold that thought. *Walks away* Guy, what's up?
Guy: Oh, not much.
Camryn: We just got here.
Harrison: Well আপনি kinda caught me at a bad time. I'm luring these three mares into a trap. A good one.
Guy: A good trap?
Camryn: I didn't know those existed.
Guy: But don't let us stop you. We'll go somewhere else.
Guy, and Camryn decided to go onto the dance floor. As they started dancing, Master Sword, and Rio walked in.
Rio: *Sees Camryn dancing with Guy* Damn. See who he's dancing with?
Master Sword: Now how can we bully him for that? His special somepony has a nice face, a nice plot, a nice everything!
Rio: Let me handle this. আপনি just wait here.
Guy & Camryn: *Dancing in the middle of a crowd of ponies, circling them as they cheer*
Rio: *Pulls Camryn away from Guy* How about dancing with a real stallion?
Camryn: I was. Get lost.
Rio: *Slaps Camryn*
Ponies: Whoa.
Guy: *Pulls Rio away from Camryn* That's enough. Camryn, আপনি okay?
Camryn: Let's get outta here.
Guy: Okay. *Leaves with Camryn*
Rio: *Returns to Master Sword*
Master Sword: Nice genius, now they're leaving. আপনি barely did anything.
Rio: What are আপনি saying?
Master Sword: I'm saying আপনি blew it. Also, I think the bribes we gave to those teachers are wearing off. We won't have much time to bully Guy without having to bribe them again.
Rio: I have another idea, come with me. *Runs out of the gym*
Master Sword: *Following Rio* I hope this is better than your other plan.
Outside of the school, Guy was talking to Camryn as he stood পরবর্তি to her car.
Guy: I'm sorry this happened.
Camryn: It's not your fault. I'll see আপনি later. *Backs up, then drives away*
Rio: নমস্কার Gay.
Guy: *Turns around, and looks at Rio with Master Sword* What do আপনি want?
Master Sword: This. *Kicks Guy onto the ground*
Rio: *Kicks Guy as well* We were gonna beat up your special somepony too, but she was lucky enough to get away before we had the chance. *Kicks Guy again*
They kept kicking him, but then...
Song: link
Guy: OKAY!! *Stands up* Maybe আপনি don't like me! I don't mind that, but it's the insults, and beating me up that I do mind! What do আপনি want me to do, huh?! আপনি want me to kill myself?!!?
Master Sword & Rio: *Staying silent*
Guy: Fine! *Gets into his car, starts it, and drives away*
Harrison: *Arrives, and sees Guy driving away* নমস্কার Guy? GUY!! *Runs, but stops when he sees Guy turn left*
Stop the song
Harrison: *Walks over to Master Sword, and Rio* Okay, what have আপনি done to him?
Rio: You're telling me he's your friend?
Harrison: Yes. If আপনি got a problem with that, you're not as cool as I thought আপনি were. Guy is a wonderful pony.
Master Sword: He ব্যক্ত he was going to kill himself.
Harrison: What?
Rio: He's telling the truth. Guy ব্যক্ত he was going to kill himself.
Harrison: *Runs back to the school*
Master Sword: Come on, let's make sure he really does kill himself. *Runs with Rio into his Suburban, and drives out of the school parking lot*
Harrison: *Enters Erik's office* Principal Estrada, we have a problem!
Erik: What's wrong?
Harrison: Guy's going to kill himself.
Erik: Where did he go?
Harrison: I don't know, I saw him take a left when he got out of the parking lot.
Erik: All right, calm down. The police will get him. *Calling the police on his phone*
Song: link
Guy: *Passing a small airport*
Master Sword: *Driving fast, in an attempt to find Guy*
Erik: That's right. A 1981 Chrysler Newport, in red, with the license plates, F86-ORT.
Dispatch: All units, we have a টাট্টু attempting to commit suicide, victim is driving a red Chrysler, license plates are F86-ORT.
Nikki: *Driving a police car* Officer West responding, driver just passed Sky Manor Airport, now travelling southbound.
Guy: *Looks in his rear view mirror, and sees a white Suburban*
Master Sword: *Spots Guy's car* There he is.
Guy: *Floors it*
Nikki: He's increasing speed, I'm gonna try to get him to stop. *Following Guy*
Master Sword: *Following Guy, and the police pony*
Guy: *Going down a hill, and passes a stop sign*
Nikki: *Following Guy*
Rio: Don't get too close, otherwise we'll get in trouble.
Master Sword: It's fine, I know what I'm doing.
Nikki: *Puts on her police lights, and talks into a loudspeaker on her car* Guy? This is the police. Please pull over. We want to help you.
Guy: Oh great. আরো trouble. *Going faster*
Master Sword: That gives me an idea. *Getting closer to the police officer*
Rio: What are আপনি doing?!
Master Sword: You'll see.
Nikki: Dispatch, he's not stopping. I'm gonna need a roadblock on-
Master Sword: *Pushes Nikki off the road*
Nikki: *Crashes into a tree*
Dispatch: West? West! Are আপনি still there?
Nikki: *Grabs the receiver for her radio* Someone pushed me off the road. I couldn't see who it was. I need a tow truck, and another unit.
Dispatch: Ten-4.
Master Sword: Now it's just me, and Guy. *Getting closer to his car*
Rio: *Sees a deer crossing the road between him, and Guy* Watch it!
Master Sword: Ah! *Spins out of control, and turns left onto a different road*
Rio: Stop the car!
Master Sword: *Stops* We হারিয়ে গেছে him, but we'll find him.
Stop the song, and play this one. (Start it at 7:04): link
It was night time when Guy entered Ponyville, and on Highway 202, he parked his car on a bridge.
Guy: *Walks out of his car. On it's dashboard is the note he wrote, with the tear দ্বারা Dear Mom* Nopony cares for me anymore. *Climbs up onto the bridge, and looks down at the railroad tracks below him* When a train comes, that's when I jump.
Nikki: *Sitting পরবর্তি to a police টাট্টু driving another car*
Railroad Pony: *Driving a fast freight train*
Guy: *Hears the train's horn*
Master Sword: *Enters Ponyville with Rio*
Guy: *Sees the lights of the train*
Railroad টাট্টু 2: নমস্কার wait a second, there's a টাট্টু on শীর্ষ of the bridge.
Railroad Pony: Yeah, I see him I see him.
Guy: *Sweating as he takes a deep breath*
Railroad টাট্টু 2: What the hell is he doing up there?
Nikki: There, I see him.
Police Pony: *Turns on his police lights*
Guy: I know I'll be doing everypony a favor for this. *Jumps off*
Nikki: NO!!!
Railroad টাট্টু 2: Oh shit!
Railroad Pony: *Applies the brakes, but as soon as Guy lands on the tracks, the train hits him*
Stop the song
Railroad Pony: *Stops the train, with the locomotives on a small bridge*
Railroad টাট্টু 2: *Talking on the radio* NS 151, a টাট্টু just jumped off a bridge, and got hit দ্বারা our train. We stopped in Ponyville.
Dispatch: Ten-4, as soon as the situation is clear, get going.
Railroad টাট্টু 2: Copy.
Guy's mom was at প্রথমপাতা when she got a call.
Mom: *Grabs her cell phone* Hello?.... What?!?!
She came to Ponyville as fast as she could in her Cadillac. দ্বারা that time, five police cars, and an অ্যাম্বুলেন্স were there. The right lane on the highway was closed off, for safety reasons.
Harrison, Camryn, and Erik were also there. They took Harrison's 300.
Harrison: Ms. Macintyre!
Mom: What happened to my son?!
Nikki: I'm sorry ma'am, but he jumped off the bridge, and got struck দ্বারা a train.
Mom: No!!
Master Sword: *Passing দ্বারা the scene* Well, looks like we succeeded.
Rio: *Nods with a smile on his face*
Master Sword: *Drives away*
Hospital Pony: When will the helicopter be here?
Hospital টাট্টু 2: Give me about 30 seconds. I'm almost there.
Erik: I'm responsible for this.
Camryn: Why?
Erik: Master Sword, and Rio, they bribed me, as well as the other teachers. I'm willing to accept any punishment আপনি have for me.
Police টাট্টু 36: Alright, let's go talk about that somewhere else. *Takes Erik with him*
Mom: Who's Master Sword, and Rio?
Harrison: The two ponies that were bullying Guy.
Mom: Why didn't he tell me anything?
Harrison: He was worried আপনি wouldn't do anything, just like the teachers, and principal. Look. *Opens the door on Guy's car, and pulls out the note from the dashboard*
Mom: I would have gotten the police involved if he told me. *Reading the note* Oh Guy! *Crying* Why would আপনি do this?
The helicopter arrived, and two ponies were being lowered to find Guy's body.
Nikki: Ma'am, if আপনি want, when they take Guy to the hospital, আপনি can say your last words to him.
Mom: That would be great.
Song (Start at 4:25): link
Hospital টাট্টু 2: *Flying above the bridge, lowering Guy on a bed*
Harrison: *Looking at Guy with the rest of the ponies*
Hospital Ponies: *Putting Guy on a stretcher, and moves the stretcher onto the ambulance, while getting in*
Hospital টাট্টু 2: *Takes off in the helicopter*
Camryn: *Crying, as she hugs Guy's mom.*
Mom: *Holds Camryn as they stand in front of her Cadillac
Harrison: *Looks down at the ground, then at the অ্যাম্বুলেন্স as it takes off*
Everyone pauses in place as the ending credits begin.
Cast of characters, and their creators
*Ponies from the প্রদর্শনী playing as a different character
Guy - SeanTheHedgehog
Harrison - SeanTheHedgehog
Tate - SeanTheHedgehog
*Colgate - Guy's mom
Master Sword - উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Rio - SeanTheHedgehog
*Vinyl Scratch - Camryn
Erik Estrada - SeanTheHedgehog
With special cameo appearance দ্বারা Nikki West from Jade_23
Background characters
Teachers
Students
Police Ponies
Railroad Ponies
Hospital Ponies
সঙ্গীত used
Push It To The - Scarface soundtrack
Blood In The Gutter - Spongebob soundtrack
It's A Long Road Instrumental Version - Herve Attia
আপনি And I - Motion
প্রণয় Story version 1 and 2 - Andy Williams
The Landing - Airplane soundtrack
It's A Long Road - Dan পাহাড়
Special thanks to
উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০ & Jade_23 for their characters
Cadillac for the car used দ্বারা Colgate for this অনুরাগী fiction
Chrysler for the cars used দ্বারা Guy, and Harrison for this অনুরাগী fiction
Neigh Jersey State Troopers for the lease of their police cars, and officers for this অনুরাগী fiction
Norfoal Southern Railway for the train at the ending
Someonebutnoone for being a অনুরাগী of several parts of this story
Sony & Polyphony for the Gran Turismo 6 scene
This অনুরাগী fiction is fictitious. Any portrayal of real events অথবা real ponies, living অথবা dead is purely coincidental.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
The বৃত্ত comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed দ্বারা the name, WindWakerGuy430
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I প্রণয় you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I প্রণয় you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.
The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and আপনি don’t need to turn your head to understand them.
For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).
Do আপনি use these emotions অথবা others in your emails?
Here are some examples:
(^_^) happy
(((º Д º ;))) scared
(-´´-;) problems
(>_<) angry
(?_?) confused
(-.-)zzZ sleepy
(^ _^;) embarrassed
(^O^) very happy
(T_T) sad
(^ ε ^) চুম্বন
-See আরো emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. অথবা be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat খাবার that can make আপনি sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda অথবা crush
4) gety near load stuff অথবা equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late ঘন্টা
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms রাস্তা orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make আপনি hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what আপনি did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
2) don't eat খাবার that can make আপনি sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda অথবা crush
4) gety near load stuff অথবা equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late ঘন্টা
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms রাস্তা orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make আপনি hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what আপনি did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big ফ্যানপপ family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes আপনি mad অথবা doesnt agree with your point of view আপনি just প্রতিবেদন them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes আপনি mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont প্রতিবেদন thm. Because we are a big family and we dont প্রতিবেদন অথবা block family we care and প্রদর্শনী প্রণয় for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to প্রতিবেদন someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
প্রণয় all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big ফ্যানপপ family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes আপনি mad অথবা doesnt agree with your point of view আপনি just প্রতিবেদন them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes আপনি mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont প্রতিবেদন thm. Because we are a big family and we dont প্রতিবেদন অথবা block family we care and প্রদর্শনী প্রণয় for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to প্রতিবেদন someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
প্রণয় all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do আপনি want?" "I'm calling to প্রতিবেদন my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank আপনি very much for the call, sir." The পরবর্তি day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your পাঠ করা my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even পাঠ করা this.
4. আপনি didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did আপনি notice I skipped number three.
7. আপনি don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that আপনি silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then আপনি realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But আপনি remember that a fact is something that can be proven right অথবা wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. আপনি wish আপনি never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch আপনি with the missing number this time. অথবা did I?
14. আপনি wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind পাঠ করা powers amaze you.
16. আপনি totally forgot I was only supposed to tell আপনি ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even পাঠ করা this.
4. আপনি didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did আপনি notice I skipped number three.
7. আপনি don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that আপনি silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then আপনি realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But আপনি remember that a fact is something that can be proven right অথবা wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. আপনি wish আপনি never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch আপনি with the missing number this time. অথবা did I?
14. আপনি wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind পাঠ করা powers amaze you.
16. আপনি totally forgot I was only supposed to tell আপনি ten facts.
