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Repost with my new পছন্দ characters because for some reason this one got removed??? Like I searched for it because I was planning on making another প্রবন্ধ like this but I couldn't find this one.

I had good fun making my silly ‘how my পছন্দ characters would hold out in a zombie apocalypse’ article, so I decided to make another about how each would do in a horror movie. It is kind of vague as there‘s a vast many types of horror movies. So the characters won’t be as closely connected to one another as in the last one—characters A and B will interact with character C আরো than characters D and E, because D and E will work আরো with character G…if that makes sense.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time): Let’s take a good look back at that horror movie, Spiders, that Lana Parrilla (Regina’s actess) was in…Regina Mills is the one character in the entire movie that does not run past the gun and into the clearly hazardous cemetery. She actually looks around and uses her surroundings to her advantage unlike most every freaking horror movie character. However, due in part to the stupidity of our drunk party-hard pal she gets killed দ্বারা the monster/ghost/slasher. And yes there will be a drunk party-hard pal in this lot. But while she’s around she pretty much figures out what the hell is going down and why it happened. In the case of a ghost/demon issue she was the one telling them not to use the Ouija board. She was the one who didn’t want to go on ‘the college road trip’. She didn’t want to hunt for that weird মহাকাশ rock. Ect. Basically Gina can fit in any category and works with any character set. She butts heads with Icy a lot as everything is kind of her fault. She also doesn’t really like Nellie and Bella *CoughDrunkPartyPalsCough*. And she finds Nerissa’s skepticism to be rather off putting.



Azula (Avatar The Last Airbender): Much like the last article, she and Bella (and some others) have two rolls; the antagonistic role and the protagonist role. Some characters I can just see as horror monsters আরো than others. And I wanted to have a few types of monsters to work with.

Once again, I’ll start with her being the antagonist. দ্বারা the end of অবতার the Last Airbender, Azula had completely হারিয়ে গেছে her mind. That said, আপনি probably know where this is going. Azula is the তারকা of your classical psychological horror flick. আপনি bet it’s set in an asylum. However Azula is not a slasher type villain—I have someone else for that role—she’s that ‘monster’ আপনি almost feel bad for. Ya know, the one আপনি would sympathize with had she/he not been so damn scary. As an asylum patient she was abused and neglected to the point where she became so হারিয়ে গেছে within her own madness that she really isn’t even human anymore. And to throw in another horror factor; whatever abuse she suffered left her with some terrifying gory deformity. That in mind—because of such abuse— Azula only attacks when she feels threated and scared. Which sadly is pretty much all the time. Her story can end in two ways; the movie would either end on a happy note where one of the characters (likely Isabella) sympathizes with her and ends up helping her, অথবা she is simply killed like the rest of her victims.

In the সেকেন্ড scenario, Azula still has it kind of crappy. She is the possessed one. She came to be possessed because she (due to her unsound mental state) drew the dark spirit towards herself. It fed on the dark thoughts she already had and the torment she already felt. Such a mental state led to a sort of opening. Of course she tried to fight it off (which happens in the first 20 অথবা so মিনিট of the movie—that magical part of the movie that is sort of scary but the scary isn’t in full swing). It starts off with the very fun mirror scene—she just sees it behind her and slowly the visions get আরো and আরো terrifying. Though she is in the end saved through exorcism. Painful exorcism. That kind of exorcism that involves agonized screeching, blood, and backlash from the demon. This scenario works for the ‘ghost story’ and she’ll only be interacting with fellow ghost story characters. For the sake of this plot, she is Beatrice’s daughter.



Icy (Winx Club): Icy, Icy, Icy. I প্রণয় her. I প্রণয় her because no matter what scenario I put her in she will always be the angsty, cussing, cynical, badass one who hates everyone and everything. So what’s different in this scenario? She was the one who broke out the Ouija board and ব্যক্ত ‘let’s do this shit’…and then regretted it when all hell broke loose. She suggested the super exciting college road trip and আপনি better believe she wanted to turn down the scary looking short cut. And for the record she was watching the funny মহাকাশ rock fall and wanted to get the riches within it. So like Regina, she can pretty much go for any type of horror movie and interacts with pretty much all of the characters. She thinks Regina’s ability to actually think thing through is cute and admirable and it bothers her because she worked so hard to screw shit up. And Izzy’s ‘obnoxious’ victim act is annoying. She also thinks Nellie and Bellatrix are infuriating.




Bellatrix (Harry Potter): As mentioned above she’s another duo-scenario character. Though this time she has no connection to Azula really.

Any avid Harry Potter fan—or anyone with even the most basic knowledge of Bella—probably know what’s to come. Bellatrix is our slasher villain. In Harry Potter she was known for her sadism…her প্রণয় of killing people just for the fun of it. And she would cackle and enjoy every moment of it. Of course her first line of action is to kill the two প্রেমী in the middle of their (unnecessary) sex scene. Because she thinks seeing প্রেমী cry over each other is really hilarious—especially after slaughtering them in the upmost gory and unnerving way. Bellatrix chases everyone around in her sinister mask until she’s killed everyone অথবা Icy admits that it was wrong to do whatever it was she did to provoke her…and let’s herself be murdered. However in the end she is killed দ্বারা one of the survivors. In ব্যক্ত scenario she belongs in the slasher flick and therefore really only interacts with others in that genre.

In scenario number two Bellatrix takes on the role as the আরো comic relief role. She’s one of our drunk college friends. Though she’s actually the আরো sensible of the two. Her goal in life is simply to bug Regina and call her a nerd অথবা a dork whenever she figures something out. So basically she’s got the ‘football doucebag’ role. Of course with this role comes a degree of obliviousness. But like Lust in the last scenario she somehow makes it out alive but no one can even begin to figure out how…probably out crazied the crazy. In this scenario she can pretty much fall under any horror sub-genre.




Nerissa (W.I.T.C.H.): Nerissa also kind of has a duo role. She’s either the skeptic অথবা the scientist.

As the scientist she can either work with Azula’s psychological genre অথবা the to be talked about alien genre. Nerissa was the one who abused Azula and in essence caused her to become the way she is. And because of this…in this horror genre, she is the first to die as Azula deliberately targets her but then branches out. In the alien/ufo type, she is just curious. She want to study this ‘strange’ life form. She wasn’t too thrilled when Icy—on her quest for possible riches—broke into her makeshift research camp and messed everything up. Like gtfo Icy! The two of them pretty much fight it out until the end. And yes, she decided to die in the name of science.

However I also see Nerissa playing a more…universal (so to speak) role. Aside from the alien genre, she’d be the skeptic. The ‘uh uh, not possible’ one. When something crashes of a shelf it’s a mini-earth quake. Vampires? “Nah, they don’t exist.” Werewolves? “Ha! আরো like costumes.” Slasher? “Nope, nothing fun ever happens in this town.” Mutants? “I’m the scientist in the first scenario and I never made any mutants so…” The skeptic usually always dies. Nerissa dies.




Isabella Gisborne (Robin Hood): You’re all darn right I’m still shipping her with Bellatrix. Which is why she also has two roles. Though one is a flashback role.

Isabella, in Bellatrix’s slasher scenario was Bella’s lover. People *CoughIcyCough* bullied her for her sexuality until she took her own life. This is what caused Bellatrix to snap and just start slashing.

In another আরো vague scenario, one in which she can now probably fit in any horror sub-genre; she’s our screamer. Twig snaps, Isabella jumps like ten feet in the air. টোস্ট pops out of the toaster, Izzy is probably screaming. She pretty much just shrieks and thrashes her weapon around and falls into traps. This frantic screaming actually serves to frenzy Azula আরো as she becomes frightened and confused. This can work two ways; she is either killed because she scared Azula enough অথবা (as mentioned above) she was able to sympathize with and calm Azula down—taking her in as an adopted child. However in most scenarios her screaming only leads her to her grave.




Lust (Full Metal Alchemist): She’s one of the প্রেমী that Bellatrix goes after for the lols. However for the sake of breaking clichés, it’s her partner who gets his arse murdered. She tried to help and was actually doing good but he then told her to just make a break for it. This causes her to hesitate. She thinks about running but decides that she still wants to help. However that moment of hesitation cost her, her lover. After watching him die she tries to fight back, realizes that this is a horror movie, and makes a hasty retreat (until she runs into Bellatrix again). Of course she has just enough time to call the cops so we can get that role filled. In the end, while yes she does make it out alive, she ends up killing herself to be with her deceased lover.




Asami Sato (The Legend Of Korra): Every college road trip needs a designated driver...hi Sato!!! Yup she’s the poor soul stuck behind the wheel. The one who was sent out in the pouring rain to deal with that infuriating flat tire অথবা smoking engine when suddenly aliens/zombies/slashers/whatever-else-is-in-a-horror-forest-when-a-car-breaks-down come out. All she wanted to do was drive her car, she didn’t volunteer for this bullcrap! Asami can also fill the role of the cop that Lust called. Either way around horror চলচ্চিত্র have it hard for her type of character.



Nehelenia (Sailor Moon): Come she’s from Sailor Moon…of course she’s an alien! No she’s not a friendly one that just so happened to crash land…if it was just an accident she’s clearly pissed as (some reckless UFO driver crashed into her and) she totaled her new UFO and decided to take it out on silly earthlings. Humor aside, she just wanted to invade Earth and experiment on its inhabitants. Despite what Nerissa would like to think, Nehelenia knows that she is the one doing the studying.

However I also offer her a role as a paranormal investigator as we do not have one of those yet. She in Azula’s little possession scenario was the first person Beatrice contacted, in hopes of figuring things out. So Nehelenia bought in her little team.




Beatrice (Umineko No Naku Koro Ni): I really like Beatrice as I could see her as either the mother of the possessed kid/teen (in this case, Azula) অথবা as the actual ghost. In the case that she is the ghost she lingers around haunting her daughter (still Azula) for whatever reason. As a concerned mother…well she’s pretty much just that…a concerned mother who has no clue why it wasn’t the neighbor’s kid who got possessed. Well Beatrice…perhaps আপনি shouldn’t have let your daughter go to Icy’s little Ouija party!



Acxa (Voltron): I can see her having two roles. The most obvious of them is that she crash landed with Nehelenia and Haggar. She is different though, in that she is somewhat confused. At first she works alongside the other two and then kind of makes a shift to the humans' side because she doesn't quite roll like the other two. However she is still an alien so after she saves them the damage and world-domination she kind of disappears back into outerspace and doesn't look back.

The other role I can see her taking is the part of the loner. I can see her in a post-apocalyptic horror movie. Maybe zombies, maybe something different. Either which way I feel like she'd be the very quite passer by. The person that the man protagonists come across along the way. She helps them out, maybe gives them some supplies অথবা swoops into the battle when they've almost হারিয়ে গেছে and then goes on her way because she feels safest on her own.




Annie Leonheardt (Attack On Titan): Due to her being a Titan shifter, I can see her as a werewolf. We don't yet have one of those in our story. But with her it's one of those things where she very much did not want to be a werewolf. It just so happens that she was out during a full moon this one time and she got attacked and turned. I feel as though she'd also be that character who is with her group the entire time, hunting the werewolf, not actually knowing that she's been looking for herself this whole time. I like to think that (because of her hair color) she'd be this really odd albino werewolf. The transformation itself is painful and she has no control over it, she tries to resist it.



Kuvira (Legend Of Korra):

I can see her as a নেকড়ে too. But she's the alpha of the scenario. She was a born werewolf; deep black fur, glowing yellow eyes, the whole shebang. She is merciless and not afraid to make a mess. She is very much in control of her transformation, unlike Annie. I think in on scenario she'd take Annie as a captive partner in crime.




Haggar (Voltron): She would be the কুইন alien. She works with Nehelenia very closely and was probably the one who put it out there that she wanted to expirement on the people of Earth. Nehelenia does আরো of the capturing/abducting and Haggar actually runs the horrific experiments. She has some common ground with Nerissa being as they both have a knack for science.




Ming-Hua (Legend Of Korra): Ming is both our physic and our exorcist. Nehelenia is leading a two man team…unless those background characters count. She has been able to see the other side since she was just a child. She decided to become a ghost hunter and exorcist because of her experiences; she was possessed before and হারিয়ে গেছে her arms in the exorcism. Instead of running from her fear she decided to become her fear. Why? Because she’s badass.




Jadis (Narnia): Hello background character who Icy sacrifices because someone needs to be killed off so that the mains can live! Until then she’s that character who thinks she knows it all. The one who is so certain that they should take *insert course of action* because *insert smart-sounding but not really action*.
I প্রণয় আপনি Jadis. 0:D




Nellie Lovett (Sweeny Todd): Bellatrix’s drinking buddy. It was her idea to get drunk in the first place. And it was her fault that Regina died. Thank আপনি Nellie. How did it happen? She didn’t listen when Regina told Nellie to pick up the রান্নাঘর ছুরি and stab the slasher before the slasher could kill her. Instead Nellie just screamed, threw down the ছুরি and ran for the car…Sato’s car. She fumbled with the keys for a bit, dropped them, noticed the slasher was right দ্বারা her, got scared, decided to pick up the keys, and just run until the slasher caught up with her. Done like a horror movie pro.



Sawyer (Lost): নমস্কার look it’s Lust’s sex buddy. :D Until he died we had a good beginning of the movie; he was fun and sarcastic and made fun of the other characters. He was always glad to help Bellatrix call Regina a nerd. She slapped him a few times. He enjoyed sharing a drink অথবা two with Bella and Nellie. He always talked big, but when it came down to it he just didn’t act. He didn’t think Lust could handle the slasher (even though she was very capable) so he took the blade.




*Bounas* Me: This time I’d be the সেকেন্ড to die! I would probably end up following Regina, after she dies, I’m screwed.
There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the পালঙ্ক with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 মাস later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It...
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The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! আপনি are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey আপনি bums want simethin অথবা are আপনি goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do আপনি hear...
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 James
James
কেবিন for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

    I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
     Anyways, I am গান গাওয়া my পছন্দ song, 21 বন্দুক দ্বারা Green দিন whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...
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কেবিন for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken


    Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 বছর old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
    “GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the নাশপাতি into the side of this স্কুলের in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...
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posted by smileypop9
These প্রবন্ধ are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would আপনি wanna listen to সঙ্গীত from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better সঙ্গীত available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...
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The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
    I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...
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The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
    My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I প্রণয় my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a বছর and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted স্যালমন মাছ (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed ধান in a ধান bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the ধান won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed ধান on your hand and put your পছন্দ filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled স্যালমন মাছ on the rice. Push the filling into the ধান lightly. Hold the ধান between your palms. Form the ধান into a round, a triangle, অথবা a cylinder দ্বারা pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the ধান ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. মোড়ানো the ধান ball with a strip of nori অথবা sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly দ্বারা americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: আপনি got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I প্রণয় it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if আপনি call right now we will also send আপনি a what ever আপনি call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 আরো dollers shiping and handleing! আপনি GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever আপনি call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever আপনি call it have আপনি credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
posted by invadercalliope
CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL দিন BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST তারকা IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all আপনি have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! গির EVERYONE LOVES আপনি THE MOST আপনি HAVE THE MOST অনুরাগী GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some চলচ্চিত্র i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some জীবন্ত movies,titanic
Here is some সঙ্গীত i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some বই i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to তালিকা all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!


1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound আপনি get when আপনি scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, আপনি know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when আপনি just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. মাছ fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
posted by moodystuff449
Thing are going round and round my head, অথবা maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, অথবা maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal আরো hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...
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posted by Blackteardrops
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would তারিখ Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd চুম্বন who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never তারিখ a girl
I swear I'd still প্রণয় men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When আপনি watch a brand new one
I’d invite my বন্ধু over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
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brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok আপনি go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door ঘণ্টা rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will আপনি give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...
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Chapter one
Okay this is a really যেভাবে খুশী stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, আপনি have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” ব্যক্ত my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...
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This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find আরো crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? আপনি are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
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User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No আপনি are a robot times 1000000.


User: No আপনি are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and আপনি are a robot.


User: User: আপনি robot.User: আপনি robot.User: আপনি robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. আপনি are the robot here.

User: User: আপনি robot.User: আপনি robot.User: আপনি robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... আপনি computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So আপনি admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ yes fail I know
i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do আপনি hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be প্রথমপাতা for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and আগুন hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: আপনি better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell আপনি why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired দ্বারা their family and বন্ধু and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented দ্বারা the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The সেকেন্ড is the garden goat,...
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