Holiday Inn, Charlestown South Carolina
Three women arrived in a Chevrolet Cruze. Two were sitting up front, while one was in the back seat.
Cara: *Gets out of the car with Edith* We'll be right back. We need to get something important.
Edith: Leave the engine running.
Charlotte: *Nods. She watches the women walk into the hotel, then picks up her phone to talk to her mother*
Mom: Hello?
Charlotte: Hi Mom, পুডিংবিশেষ here.
Mom: How are আপনি doing?
Charlotte: Good. I made a couple of new friends, and I just became a member of this group called Social Justice Warriors.
Mom: Congratulations darling. I need to get back to work, but thanks for calling. Good luck, and I'll see আপনি soon.
Charlotte: দ্বারা mom. I প্রণয় you. *Hangs up*
Soon, an alarm went off. Both Edith, and Cara arrived with bags full of money.
Charlotte: *Waits for her বন্ধু to get in, then floors it*
Security Guard: *Runs out of the hotel* All units, suspects are in a silver Chevy, heading east across the Ashley River.
Song: link
Two Taurus's had a roadblock in front of the Cruze.
Edith: আপনি need to lose them.
Charlotte: Don't worry. Watch this. *Hits a button, and leans the car on the left side. She easily makes it between the two cars*
Cop 15: Did আপনি see that?! After them! *Drives after the Cruze*
Cop 21: *Following in his Taurus*
Cop 15: They're going too fast. They're not gonna make that turn with front wheel drive.
Charlotte: *Using a touch screen, she turns the drivetrain into rear wheel drive, and drifts to the right, onto another road*
Cop 21: We need back up! They just turned south onto Lockwood Drive!
Cara: You're a fast learner.
Charlotte: How much further until we reach base?
Edith: It's on the other side of town at Concord Street.
Charlotte: *Makes a left turn*
She cut off a Jeep, and a Volvo. Both police cars were going too fast, and crashed into the other two cars.
Cop 15: They're going east again on Wentworth Street.
Charlotte: Well, we should be নিরাপদ unless-
Cop 17: *Follows them from an intersection in a Dodge Charger*
Charlotte: -another cop spots us.
Edith: We'll take care of 'em. আপনি just keep driving.
Cara: *Opens her window, and sticks out an AR15. She shoots the cop several times*
Cop: *Crashes into a tree*
Edith: Nice one.
Charlotte: *Turns left on E উপসাগর Street, then makes a right turn on Society Street*
Edith: There it us up ahead.
Charlotte: *Drifts as she turns left, then quickly goes to the right*
They were approaching a security booth, but the lady inside waved at the three women.
Guard: Our leader is back. Mission accomplished.
Charlotte: *Stops the car*
They were now in a huge parking lot, used to load cars onto trains.
Charlotte: *Gets out with Edith, and Cara* What did আপনি two do?! I thought Social Justice Warriors were about peace, not violence!
Edith: That's the only way we can get equal rights.
Charlotte: We already have equal rights.
Cara: There's a lot of things আপনি don't understand, but as I said, you're a fast learner.
Charlotte: Okay.
Cara: Once we get আপনি up to speed, we will be unstoppable.
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
JOHNNY LIGHTNING
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his ডেস্ক with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
Song: link
Langley, West Virginia
Johnny: *Driving his red 1969 Coronet*
Episode 9: Social Justice
Johnny: *Stops at the security booth*
Guard: Go on in Mr. Lightning.
Johnny: *Drives to the parking lot*
Special Guest Stars
Kiley Carbone as Cara Panamara
Hayley Nace as Edith Valden
Carolina Ravassa as পুডিংবিশেষ Thorne
Johnny: *Enters the parking garage, and parks পরবর্তি to a Cadillac*
CIA Agent 39: *Looks at Johnny's Coronet* Nice car.
Johnny: Thanks. *Steps out*
Inside the HQ, Johnny quickly made his way to Commander Kane. The song fades away as he enters his office.
Commander Kane: Johnny.
Johnny: *Sits down* Sir.
Commander Kane: Have আপনি heard of the Social Justice Warriors?
Johnny: Yes. They're a group mostly made up of females, and black people who are trying to make things better for themselves, দ্বারা destroying everybody else who doesn't agree with them. There's three different SJW armies. Feminazis, Black Lives Matter, and Millennials.
Commander Kane: We've been প্রদত্ত a প্রতিবেদন on several robberies that have occurred in the south. They've gone as far north as Charlestown, and we believe it's the Feminazi's. You're mission is to locate them, and kill them. There's lots of them scattered in the south, but start with Charlestown.
Johnny: Yes sir, that won't be a problem with this. *Pulls out his 1911*
Commander Kane: Your gun looks different.
Johnny: That's because it is different. I got a new version of this classic from Remington. The 1911 R1.
Commander Kane: Congratulations Johnny. I'm also going to give আপনি an M14. Mabel has it for আপনি in her office.
Johnny: I'll go get it before I leave. Thank আপনি sir.
Commander Kane: Good luck.
Johnny: *Leaves Commander Kane's office*
Commander Kane: *Smokes a cigar as he puts his feet on his desk* That boy's the best agent we got.
Edith started talking to Cara in their headquarters.
Edith: We need to get going before someone finds us.
Cara: There's one আরো heist we need to pull off. We cannot afford to miss it. Two trucks with স্বর্ণ for a depository in Miami are passing through here, and if we pull this off, we'll have trillions of dollars on our hands.
Edith: Shall I inform পুডিংবিশেষ about this?
Cara: I'm having her prepared for another assignment in West Virginia. While the Cruze is being repainted, we'll use one of our Toyota's for the স্বর্ণ heist.
Edith: আপনি got it boss. Camry, অথবা Avalon?
Cara: Camry. Let পুডিংবিশেষ use the Avalon for her assignment. Once we get the gold, we'll meet up with her, and start our পরবর্তি heist in Bluefield.
Back in Charlestown
Bald Man With Beard: Do আপনি have what it takes to be a millennial? Your birth তারিখ must be during, অথবা after 1994, and আপনি must also have a high opinion of yourself, while overreacting about political correctness.
Johnny: *Walks over to the man* I have no interest in joining, but I do have a friend who's part of the Feminazi's. Where is Cara Panamara?
Bald Man With Beard: She's not here at the moment. She's preparing a heist with some বন্ধু to steal gold.
Johnny: I see. When will she be back?
Bald Man With Beard: She didn't say.
Johnny: Mind if I wait inside for her?
Bald Man With Beard: Fine. Have fun with your friend.
Johnny: Thanks. *Walks towards the building, looking at many cars, and autoracks.* They must be stealing these cars from the railroad.
Inside the building
Edith: Cara, the স্বর্ণ is about to pass town. Charlotte's already on her way to Bluefield.
Cara: Let's go.
Johnny: *Close to the entrance*
গ্যারেজ doors opened as a Toyota Camry drove towards him. Johnny quickly jumped out of the way.
Edith: Who was that?
Cara: Definitely not one of our guys. We'll lose him. *Floors it*
Song: link
Johnny: *Runs after the Toyota, selecting his Dodge Coronet from the watch. He jumps, making his car appear, and quickly starts to chase the two women*
Cara: Where the hell did that come from?
Edith: Who cares?! As আপনি said, we'll lose him. আপনি better be right.
Cara: I know, don't rush me. *Turns right*
Johnny: *Drifts as he catches up to them*
Edith: We're seriously still going for the gold?!
Cara: I'm not missing out on an fifteen digit payday!
Johnny: *Opens his window, and sticks out his 1911. He fires two bullets, hitting the back of the Camry*
Edith: *Pulls out her AR15* Excuse me. *She gets into the back seat, and breaks the back window. She then returns fire, spraying Johnny's car with bullets*
The two cars were now on Morrison Drive, heading for the truck with the gold.
Cara: There it is! *Applies the handbrakes, and quickly turns around*
Johnny: *Slides his car to a stop, blocking the Camry*
Cara: *Pushes Johnny's car out of the way*
Johnny: *Does a burnout as he turns around to continue chasing the Camry*
Guard: Hey, we got two cars speeding towards us.
Driver: Keep an eye on them.
Guard: *Cocks his M4A1* Will do.
Cara: Open the দস্তানা compartment, and give me my C4.
Edith: *Opens the দস্তানা compartment* Can I get back to killing the intruder?
Cara: Yes.
Johnny: *Shoots Edith*
Rage was quickly building up in Cara when she saw that Edith was shot.
Cara: I'll get আপনি পরবর্তি time bullion. *Throws the C4 at Johnny, and detonates it*
Johnny: *Spins out of control, and crashes into a tree*
Stop the song
Cara: *Picks up a receiver* Girls, we have an enemy on Morrison Drive across the রাস্তা from the Port Authorities. He must die at once, but use caution. The PA must not be alerted.
Johnny: *Climbs out of his car, and hits the red button on his watch. It goes back into the watch, and displays the amount of time necessary to fix the car* 75 minutes. I better get another car while I'm waiting.
A bullet hit the বৃক্ষ behind him. Johnny didn't hesitate to grab his M14, and return আগুন at the Feminazi's coming at him in Honda's, with MP5's, and an RPG.
Johnny: *Fires two bullets as he runs for cover*
Feminazi's: *Cutting off traffic to park on Johnny's side of the road*
Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone, and fires five bullets*
Femiazi's: *Returning আগুন with their MP5's*
Johnny: *Shoots three of them, then runs into a house*
Woman: What are আপনি doing with that weapon?!
Johnny: Protecting your country! *Shoots two আরো Feminazi's*
Feminazi 84: *Holding the RPG* I'm ready to আগুন at your command.
Feminazi 42: There's another woman in there. We can't risk killing her.
Johnny: *Shoots two আরো Feminazi's*
Feminazi 84: I'm the last one standing. It's you, অথবা me. *Fires a missile*
Johnny: *Shoots the missile, making his target explode*
Woman: Who would be mad enough to try and kill innocent people with a missile?
Johnny: Are আপনি a Social Justice Warrior?
Woman: No.
Johnny: Good. Don't যোগদান them, and আপনি won't end up like those lunatics. *Leaves the house*
Using another car from his watch, Johnny went back to the building where Cara, and Edith were planning their heist. Nobody was around, but the door was unlocked.
Johnny: *Looks at a map* Let's see what we got. *Sees the town Bluefield circled with blue marker* Bluefield West Virginia. Is that why আপনি used a blue marker? *Reads a note* In cooperation with Norfolk Southern, we will steal tons of supplies, money, and resources from the many buildings দ্বারা the train yard. Meet পুডিংবিশেষ at the gas station. *Uses his phone to খুঁজুন Bluefield on গুগুল Maps. He finds a gas station called Joy খাবার Store* Hopefully this is the right place. *Runs out of the building, and uses his watch to spawn his Ford Mustang. He jumps, making his car appear, and drives to Bluefield*
Bluefield, West Virginia. Johnny arrived at Joy খাবার Store, and saw পুডিংবিশেষ arriving in an Avalon.
Johnny: *Parks near the store*
Charlotte: *Stops পরবর্তি to Johnny's Mustang*
They both got out of the car at the same time.
Johnny: Good morning.
Charlotte: What's so good about it?
Johnny: It's suppose to be sunny all day.
Charlotte: I can't talk.
Johnny: I wouldn't be so sure about that. *Pulls out his 1911* You're with the SJW's, aren't you?
Charlotte: Who are you?
Johnny: CIA.
Charlotte: Who are you?
Johnny: Johnny Lightning.
Charlotte: I am with the SJW's, but it's not at all what I was expecting.
Johnny: What were আপনি expecting?
Charlotte: Something much আরো peaceful.
Johnny: Well পরবর্তি time, do your research.
Charlotte: Put the gun away Mr. Lightning. I don't want any trouble.
Johnny: *Puts his gun away* Perhaps we can help each other. I can protect আপনি if আপনি give me information. The আরো আপনি talk, the আরো I can help you.
Charlotte: Alright. Let's go to my hotel.
Johnny: *Makes his আমেরিকার বন্য ঘোড়াবিশেষ go into his watch*
Charlotte: What was that?!
Johnny: A new anti theft system.
পুডিংবিশেষ had a room at the Bluefield Inn, which wasn't very big, but it was cozy, and clean.
Johnny: *In Charlotte's room* Nice place আপনি have here.
Charlotte: Cara Panamara's paying for it since she thinks I'm going to help her with her পরবর্তি heist.
Johnny: I understand Norfolk Southern is helping them steal things. Which stores are they going to attack?
Charlotte: Everything on Bluefield Avenue, from Dairy কুইন to Captain D's.
Johnny: Just on that side of the road? Nothing else?
Charlotte: Nothing else.
Johnny: Do আপনি know exactly how many people I'll be fighting?
Charlotte: You're not seriously going alone, are you? There's over 40 people that'll be involved with this heist. I can't remember the exact amount, but আপনি need help.
Johnny: Oh yeah?
Charlotte: I'm going to help you. They don't know I'm working with you.
Johnny: I thought আপনি ব্যক্ত আপনি didn't want to get involved with any violence.
Charlotte: Those Feminazi's need to pay for what they're doing. Two wrongs don't make a right, but this is where I make an exception.
Johnny: Alright. I have a plan. When do the Feminazi's arrive?
Charlotte: 4 PM, at the gas station.
Johnny: You're suppose to meet them there disguised as an employee, correct?
Charlotte: *Nods*
Johnny: I will meet them there instead. Perhaps that will delay their backup, and make it easier for us to focus on Norfolk Southern. Just in case I want আপনি to wait at Captain D's. Work your way west, killing everyone that works for Norfolk Southern, and the Feminazi's. We'll meet up in the middle, at Hardee's.
Charlotte: How are আপনি going to destroy the train they're using?
Johnny: I'll steal something. We have seven hours, so I'm going to call my boss, and see if I can get some weapons for you.
Charlotte: Thank you. আপনি know something?
Johnny: Yeah?
Charlotte: I really like men. আপনি especially. আপনি keep everything in good shape for the innocent.
Johnny: *Smiles*
Johnny was waiting with পুডিংবিশেষ at her hotel. A care package was going to be dropped off.
Johnny: *Sees a Black Hawk* Here it comes.
Charlotte: What did আপনি get me?
Johnny: Body armor with an M4. আপনি got a grenade launcher, and an Acog scope.
Charlotte: Thanks.
Johnny: You're welcome. Now let's move. We don't have much time.
Song: link
After dropping পুডিংবিশেষ off at Captain D's, Johnny went back to Joy খাবার Store. He got himself a uniform as a disguise. When Cara arrived in her Camry, Johnny walked outside to greet her.
Stop the song.
Cara: *Steps out of her car* What are আপনি doing here? This is self serve.
Johnny: *Speaking in a Southern accent* I know, I know. Just stretchin' my legs.
Cara: Have we met before?
Johnny: Nope.
Cara: Right. *Opens her gas tank*
Johnny: *Looks at Cara's Camry* Say, that there's a nice lookin' Toyotor.
Cara: Toyotor?
Johnny: *Smiles* Toyotor.
Cara: *Angry* It's pronounced Toyota.
Johnny: Toyotor.
Cara: TOYOTA!!!! Say it with me! TOY-YOTA!!!
Johnny: *Leans towards Cara and whispers* Toyotor.
Cara: Fine. আপনি wanna পাম্প it for me? *Gives Johnny a credit card* Fill it regular.
Johnny: Gladly. *Swipes her card, and gives it back to her*
Cara: I need to make a phone call. Keep a good eye on this for me.
Johnny: Anythin' আপনি say. *Putting gas in Cara's car*
Cara: Where the hell is Charlotte? She was supposed to meet me here, and I got a hillbilly instead. *Calling another girl*
Down at Captain D's, পুডিংবিশেষ was waiting to hear gunfire.
Charlotte: *Wearing her body armor, and has her gun set up with a bandolier holding eight clips of ammo* Come on Johnny, give me the signal.
Johnny: Who are আপনি callin'?
Cara: That's not your concern pal.
Johnny: *Grabs his gun, and shoots Cara's arm, making her drop the phone*
Cara: *Holding her wound*
Johnny: *Picks up the phone, and cancels the call. He then drops the phone, and steps on it*
Cara: আপনি bastard!! What kind of gas station attendant are you?!
Johnny: I'm not a gas station attendant. *Points his gun at Cara* I'm CIA. Your Feminazi party will not be robbing anymore people as long as I'm around.
Cara: আপনি may have stopped my team, but আপনি still need to put up with Norfolk Southern.
Johnny: Oh don't worry. That won't be a problem. *Stops the gas pump, and takes it out of the tank of Cara's car. He then sprays Cara with gas, then puts the পাম্প back* If আপনি even try to stop me, I'll burn আপনি alive. *Closes the gas tank on Cara's car* Oh, and in case you're wondering, Charlotte's working for me now. She's not really happy with what you're doing.
Cara: *Puts her hand in her pocket, and grabs a Glock 17*
Johnny: *Shoots Cara*
The bullet ignited the fuel soaking Cara, and she was now on fire.
Johnny: *Watching her scream in pain as he walks away* Have a good দিন in hell.
Song: link
Charlotte's signal to start attacking was the sound of Johnny's gun. She heard him shoot Cara, and looked around the Captain D's restaurant near her.
Charlotte: Nothing yet. *Moving west*
Johnny: *Moving east. He sees a Norfolk Southern train arriving, with hundreds of men carrying AK47's*
NS Man 53: Stop the train! They're here!
Johnny: *Shoots the air brakes on the train, and it keeps going*
NS Man 53: I ব্যক্ত stop!
Engineer: He shot our brakes!
Johnny: *Shoots three enemies on the train*
NS Man 53: Let's return fire!
NS Men: *Firing their AK47's at Johnny*
Charlotte: *Sees the train* Why aren't they slowing down? *Prepares her grenade launcher*
NS Man 78: Look! Grenade launcher!
Charlotte: *Fires a grenade, and kills several men*
With the brakes disabled, the train continued to roll pass Johnny, and Charlotte.
NS Man 65: They're out of range.
NS Man 14: We'll get him পরবর্তি time.
Charlotte: *Running towards Johnny. They both laugh at each other*
Johnny: *Hugs Charlotte* That was wonderful.
Charlotte: Did আপনি shoot their brakes?
Johnny: Yeah. They won't be stopping anytime soon.
Charlotte: What do আপনি say we go back to Captain D's for dinner?
Johnny: Very good. I'm buying.
Charlotte: *Laughs*
And just before they started walking back to the restaurant, পুডিংবিশেষ and Johnny kissed.
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 27, 2019
Three women arrived in a Chevrolet Cruze. Two were sitting up front, while one was in the back seat.
Cara: *Gets out of the car with Edith* We'll be right back. We need to get something important.
Edith: Leave the engine running.
Charlotte: *Nods. She watches the women walk into the hotel, then picks up her phone to talk to her mother*
Mom: Hello?
Charlotte: Hi Mom, পুডিংবিশেষ here.
Mom: How are আপনি doing?
Charlotte: Good. I made a couple of new friends, and I just became a member of this group called Social Justice Warriors.
Mom: Congratulations darling. I need to get back to work, but thanks for calling. Good luck, and I'll see আপনি soon.
Charlotte: দ্বারা mom. I প্রণয় you. *Hangs up*
Soon, an alarm went off. Both Edith, and Cara arrived with bags full of money.
Charlotte: *Waits for her বন্ধু to get in, then floors it*
Security Guard: *Runs out of the hotel* All units, suspects are in a silver Chevy, heading east across the Ashley River.
Song: link
Two Taurus's had a roadblock in front of the Cruze.
Edith: আপনি need to lose them.
Charlotte: Don't worry. Watch this. *Hits a button, and leans the car on the left side. She easily makes it between the two cars*
Cop 15: Did আপনি see that?! After them! *Drives after the Cruze*
Cop 21: *Following in his Taurus*
Cop 15: They're going too fast. They're not gonna make that turn with front wheel drive.
Charlotte: *Using a touch screen, she turns the drivetrain into rear wheel drive, and drifts to the right, onto another road*
Cop 21: We need back up! They just turned south onto Lockwood Drive!
Cara: You're a fast learner.
Charlotte: How much further until we reach base?
Edith: It's on the other side of town at Concord Street.
Charlotte: *Makes a left turn*
She cut off a Jeep, and a Volvo. Both police cars were going too fast, and crashed into the other two cars.
Cop 15: They're going east again on Wentworth Street.
Charlotte: Well, we should be নিরাপদ unless-
Cop 17: *Follows them from an intersection in a Dodge Charger*
Charlotte: -another cop spots us.
Edith: We'll take care of 'em. আপনি just keep driving.
Cara: *Opens her window, and sticks out an AR15. She shoots the cop several times*
Cop: *Crashes into a tree*
Edith: Nice one.
Charlotte: *Turns left on E উপসাগর Street, then makes a right turn on Society Street*
Edith: There it us up ahead.
Charlotte: *Drifts as she turns left, then quickly goes to the right*
They were approaching a security booth, but the lady inside waved at the three women.
Guard: Our leader is back. Mission accomplished.
Charlotte: *Stops the car*
They were now in a huge parking lot, used to load cars onto trains.
Charlotte: *Gets out with Edith, and Cara* What did আপনি two do?! I thought Social Justice Warriors were about peace, not violence!
Edith: That's the only way we can get equal rights.
Charlotte: We already have equal rights.
Cara: There's a lot of things আপনি don't understand, but as I said, you're a fast learner.
Charlotte: Okay.
Cara: Once we get আপনি up to speed, we will be unstoppable.
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
JOHNNY LIGHTNING
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his ডেস্ক with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
Song: link
Langley, West Virginia
Johnny: *Driving his red 1969 Coronet*
Episode 9: Social Justice
Johnny: *Stops at the security booth*
Guard: Go on in Mr. Lightning.
Johnny: *Drives to the parking lot*
Special Guest Stars
Kiley Carbone as Cara Panamara
Hayley Nace as Edith Valden
Carolina Ravassa as পুডিংবিশেষ Thorne
Johnny: *Enters the parking garage, and parks পরবর্তি to a Cadillac*
CIA Agent 39: *Looks at Johnny's Coronet* Nice car.
Johnny: Thanks. *Steps out*
Inside the HQ, Johnny quickly made his way to Commander Kane. The song fades away as he enters his office.
Commander Kane: Johnny.
Johnny: *Sits down* Sir.
Commander Kane: Have আপনি heard of the Social Justice Warriors?
Johnny: Yes. They're a group mostly made up of females, and black people who are trying to make things better for themselves, দ্বারা destroying everybody else who doesn't agree with them. There's three different SJW armies. Feminazis, Black Lives Matter, and Millennials.
Commander Kane: We've been প্রদত্ত a প্রতিবেদন on several robberies that have occurred in the south. They've gone as far north as Charlestown, and we believe it's the Feminazi's. You're mission is to locate them, and kill them. There's lots of them scattered in the south, but start with Charlestown.
Johnny: Yes sir, that won't be a problem with this. *Pulls out his 1911*
Commander Kane: Your gun looks different.
Johnny: That's because it is different. I got a new version of this classic from Remington. The 1911 R1.
Commander Kane: Congratulations Johnny. I'm also going to give আপনি an M14. Mabel has it for আপনি in her office.
Johnny: I'll go get it before I leave. Thank আপনি sir.
Commander Kane: Good luck.
Johnny: *Leaves Commander Kane's office*
Commander Kane: *Smokes a cigar as he puts his feet on his desk* That boy's the best agent we got.
Edith started talking to Cara in their headquarters.
Edith: We need to get going before someone finds us.
Cara: There's one আরো heist we need to pull off. We cannot afford to miss it. Two trucks with স্বর্ণ for a depository in Miami are passing through here, and if we pull this off, we'll have trillions of dollars on our hands.
Edith: Shall I inform পুডিংবিশেষ about this?
Cara: I'm having her prepared for another assignment in West Virginia. While the Cruze is being repainted, we'll use one of our Toyota's for the স্বর্ণ heist.
Edith: আপনি got it boss. Camry, অথবা Avalon?
Cara: Camry. Let পুডিংবিশেষ use the Avalon for her assignment. Once we get the gold, we'll meet up with her, and start our পরবর্তি heist in Bluefield.
Back in Charlestown
Bald Man With Beard: Do আপনি have what it takes to be a millennial? Your birth তারিখ must be during, অথবা after 1994, and আপনি must also have a high opinion of yourself, while overreacting about political correctness.
Johnny: *Walks over to the man* I have no interest in joining, but I do have a friend who's part of the Feminazi's. Where is Cara Panamara?
Bald Man With Beard: She's not here at the moment. She's preparing a heist with some বন্ধু to steal gold.
Johnny: I see. When will she be back?
Bald Man With Beard: She didn't say.
Johnny: Mind if I wait inside for her?
Bald Man With Beard: Fine. Have fun with your friend.
Johnny: Thanks. *Walks towards the building, looking at many cars, and autoracks.* They must be stealing these cars from the railroad.
Inside the building
Edith: Cara, the স্বর্ণ is about to pass town. Charlotte's already on her way to Bluefield.
Cara: Let's go.
Johnny: *Close to the entrance*
গ্যারেজ doors opened as a Toyota Camry drove towards him. Johnny quickly jumped out of the way.
Edith: Who was that?
Cara: Definitely not one of our guys. We'll lose him. *Floors it*
Song: link
Johnny: *Runs after the Toyota, selecting his Dodge Coronet from the watch. He jumps, making his car appear, and quickly starts to chase the two women*
Cara: Where the hell did that come from?
Edith: Who cares?! As আপনি said, we'll lose him. আপনি better be right.
Cara: I know, don't rush me. *Turns right*
Johnny: *Drifts as he catches up to them*
Edith: We're seriously still going for the gold?!
Cara: I'm not missing out on an fifteen digit payday!
Johnny: *Opens his window, and sticks out his 1911. He fires two bullets, hitting the back of the Camry*
Edith: *Pulls out her AR15* Excuse me. *She gets into the back seat, and breaks the back window. She then returns fire, spraying Johnny's car with bullets*
The two cars were now on Morrison Drive, heading for the truck with the gold.
Cara: There it is! *Applies the handbrakes, and quickly turns around*
Johnny: *Slides his car to a stop, blocking the Camry*
Cara: *Pushes Johnny's car out of the way*
Johnny: *Does a burnout as he turns around to continue chasing the Camry*
Guard: Hey, we got two cars speeding towards us.
Driver: Keep an eye on them.
Guard: *Cocks his M4A1* Will do.
Cara: Open the দস্তানা compartment, and give me my C4.
Edith: *Opens the দস্তানা compartment* Can I get back to killing the intruder?
Cara: Yes.
Johnny: *Shoots Edith*
Rage was quickly building up in Cara when she saw that Edith was shot.
Cara: I'll get আপনি পরবর্তি time bullion. *Throws the C4 at Johnny, and detonates it*
Johnny: *Spins out of control, and crashes into a tree*
Stop the song
Cara: *Picks up a receiver* Girls, we have an enemy on Morrison Drive across the রাস্তা from the Port Authorities. He must die at once, but use caution. The PA must not be alerted.
Johnny: *Climbs out of his car, and hits the red button on his watch. It goes back into the watch, and displays the amount of time necessary to fix the car* 75 minutes. I better get another car while I'm waiting.
A bullet hit the বৃক্ষ behind him. Johnny didn't hesitate to grab his M14, and return আগুন at the Feminazi's coming at him in Honda's, with MP5's, and an RPG.
Johnny: *Fires two bullets as he runs for cover*
Feminazi's: *Cutting off traffic to park on Johnny's side of the road*
Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone, and fires five bullets*
Femiazi's: *Returning আগুন with their MP5's*
Johnny: *Shoots three of them, then runs into a house*
Woman: What are আপনি doing with that weapon?!
Johnny: Protecting your country! *Shoots two আরো Feminazi's*
Feminazi 84: *Holding the RPG* I'm ready to আগুন at your command.
Feminazi 42: There's another woman in there. We can't risk killing her.
Johnny: *Shoots two আরো Feminazi's*
Feminazi 84: I'm the last one standing. It's you, অথবা me. *Fires a missile*
Johnny: *Shoots the missile, making his target explode*
Woman: Who would be mad enough to try and kill innocent people with a missile?
Johnny: Are আপনি a Social Justice Warrior?
Woman: No.
Johnny: Good. Don't যোগদান them, and আপনি won't end up like those lunatics. *Leaves the house*
Using another car from his watch, Johnny went back to the building where Cara, and Edith were planning their heist. Nobody was around, but the door was unlocked.
Johnny: *Looks at a map* Let's see what we got. *Sees the town Bluefield circled with blue marker* Bluefield West Virginia. Is that why আপনি used a blue marker? *Reads a note* In cooperation with Norfolk Southern, we will steal tons of supplies, money, and resources from the many buildings দ্বারা the train yard. Meet পুডিংবিশেষ at the gas station. *Uses his phone to খুঁজুন Bluefield on গুগুল Maps. He finds a gas station called Joy খাবার Store* Hopefully this is the right place. *Runs out of the building, and uses his watch to spawn his Ford Mustang. He jumps, making his car appear, and drives to Bluefield*
Bluefield, West Virginia. Johnny arrived at Joy খাবার Store, and saw পুডিংবিশেষ arriving in an Avalon.
Johnny: *Parks near the store*
Charlotte: *Stops পরবর্তি to Johnny's Mustang*
They both got out of the car at the same time.
Johnny: Good morning.
Charlotte: What's so good about it?
Johnny: It's suppose to be sunny all day.
Charlotte: I can't talk.
Johnny: I wouldn't be so sure about that. *Pulls out his 1911* You're with the SJW's, aren't you?
Charlotte: Who are you?
Johnny: CIA.
Charlotte: Who are you?
Johnny: Johnny Lightning.
Charlotte: I am with the SJW's, but it's not at all what I was expecting.
Johnny: What were আপনি expecting?
Charlotte: Something much আরো peaceful.
Johnny: Well পরবর্তি time, do your research.
Charlotte: Put the gun away Mr. Lightning. I don't want any trouble.
Johnny: *Puts his gun away* Perhaps we can help each other. I can protect আপনি if আপনি give me information. The আরো আপনি talk, the আরো I can help you.
Charlotte: Alright. Let's go to my hotel.
Johnny: *Makes his আমেরিকার বন্য ঘোড়াবিশেষ go into his watch*
Charlotte: What was that?!
Johnny: A new anti theft system.
পুডিংবিশেষ had a room at the Bluefield Inn, which wasn't very big, but it was cozy, and clean.
Johnny: *In Charlotte's room* Nice place আপনি have here.
Charlotte: Cara Panamara's paying for it since she thinks I'm going to help her with her পরবর্তি heist.
Johnny: I understand Norfolk Southern is helping them steal things. Which stores are they going to attack?
Charlotte: Everything on Bluefield Avenue, from Dairy কুইন to Captain D's.
Johnny: Just on that side of the road? Nothing else?
Charlotte: Nothing else.
Johnny: Do আপনি know exactly how many people I'll be fighting?
Charlotte: You're not seriously going alone, are you? There's over 40 people that'll be involved with this heist. I can't remember the exact amount, but আপনি need help.
Johnny: Oh yeah?
Charlotte: I'm going to help you. They don't know I'm working with you.
Johnny: I thought আপনি ব্যক্ত আপনি didn't want to get involved with any violence.
Charlotte: Those Feminazi's need to pay for what they're doing. Two wrongs don't make a right, but this is where I make an exception.
Johnny: Alright. I have a plan. When do the Feminazi's arrive?
Charlotte: 4 PM, at the gas station.
Johnny: You're suppose to meet them there disguised as an employee, correct?
Charlotte: *Nods*
Johnny: I will meet them there instead. Perhaps that will delay their backup, and make it easier for us to focus on Norfolk Southern. Just in case I want আপনি to wait at Captain D's. Work your way west, killing everyone that works for Norfolk Southern, and the Feminazi's. We'll meet up in the middle, at Hardee's.
Charlotte: How are আপনি going to destroy the train they're using?
Johnny: I'll steal something. We have seven hours, so I'm going to call my boss, and see if I can get some weapons for you.
Charlotte: Thank you. আপনি know something?
Johnny: Yeah?
Charlotte: I really like men. আপনি especially. আপনি keep everything in good shape for the innocent.
Johnny: *Smiles*
Johnny was waiting with পুডিংবিশেষ at her hotel. A care package was going to be dropped off.
Johnny: *Sees a Black Hawk* Here it comes.
Charlotte: What did আপনি get me?
Johnny: Body armor with an M4. আপনি got a grenade launcher, and an Acog scope.
Charlotte: Thanks.
Johnny: You're welcome. Now let's move. We don't have much time.
Song: link
After dropping পুডিংবিশেষ off at Captain D's, Johnny went back to Joy খাবার Store. He got himself a uniform as a disguise. When Cara arrived in her Camry, Johnny walked outside to greet her.
Stop the song.
Cara: *Steps out of her car* What are আপনি doing here? This is self serve.
Johnny: *Speaking in a Southern accent* I know, I know. Just stretchin' my legs.
Cara: Have we met before?
Johnny: Nope.
Cara: Right. *Opens her gas tank*
Johnny: *Looks at Cara's Camry* Say, that there's a nice lookin' Toyotor.
Cara: Toyotor?
Johnny: *Smiles* Toyotor.
Cara: *Angry* It's pronounced Toyota.
Johnny: Toyotor.
Cara: TOYOTA!!!! Say it with me! TOY-YOTA!!!
Johnny: *Leans towards Cara and whispers* Toyotor.
Cara: Fine. আপনি wanna পাম্প it for me? *Gives Johnny a credit card* Fill it regular.
Johnny: Gladly. *Swipes her card, and gives it back to her*
Cara: I need to make a phone call. Keep a good eye on this for me.
Johnny: Anythin' আপনি say. *Putting gas in Cara's car*
Cara: Where the hell is Charlotte? She was supposed to meet me here, and I got a hillbilly instead. *Calling another girl*
Down at Captain D's, পুডিংবিশেষ was waiting to hear gunfire.
Charlotte: *Wearing her body armor, and has her gun set up with a bandolier holding eight clips of ammo* Come on Johnny, give me the signal.
Johnny: Who are আপনি callin'?
Cara: That's not your concern pal.
Johnny: *Grabs his gun, and shoots Cara's arm, making her drop the phone*
Cara: *Holding her wound*
Johnny: *Picks up the phone, and cancels the call. He then drops the phone, and steps on it*
Cara: আপনি bastard!! What kind of gas station attendant are you?!
Johnny: I'm not a gas station attendant. *Points his gun at Cara* I'm CIA. Your Feminazi party will not be robbing anymore people as long as I'm around.
Cara: আপনি may have stopped my team, but আপনি still need to put up with Norfolk Southern.
Johnny: Oh don't worry. That won't be a problem. *Stops the gas pump, and takes it out of the tank of Cara's car. He then sprays Cara with gas, then puts the পাম্প back* If আপনি even try to stop me, I'll burn আপনি alive. *Closes the gas tank on Cara's car* Oh, and in case you're wondering, Charlotte's working for me now. She's not really happy with what you're doing.
Cara: *Puts her hand in her pocket, and grabs a Glock 17*
Johnny: *Shoots Cara*
The bullet ignited the fuel soaking Cara, and she was now on fire.
Johnny: *Watching her scream in pain as he walks away* Have a good দিন in hell.
Song: link
Charlotte's signal to start attacking was the sound of Johnny's gun. She heard him shoot Cara, and looked around the Captain D's restaurant near her.
Charlotte: Nothing yet. *Moving west*
Johnny: *Moving east. He sees a Norfolk Southern train arriving, with hundreds of men carrying AK47's*
NS Man 53: Stop the train! They're here!
Johnny: *Shoots the air brakes on the train, and it keeps going*
NS Man 53: I ব্যক্ত stop!
Engineer: He shot our brakes!
Johnny: *Shoots three enemies on the train*
NS Man 53: Let's return fire!
NS Men: *Firing their AK47's at Johnny*
Charlotte: *Sees the train* Why aren't they slowing down? *Prepares her grenade launcher*
NS Man 78: Look! Grenade launcher!
Charlotte: *Fires a grenade, and kills several men*
With the brakes disabled, the train continued to roll pass Johnny, and Charlotte.
NS Man 65: They're out of range.
NS Man 14: We'll get him পরবর্তি time.
Charlotte: *Running towards Johnny. They both laugh at each other*
Johnny: *Hugs Charlotte* That was wonderful.
Charlotte: Did আপনি shoot their brakes?
Johnny: Yeah. They won't be stopping anytime soon.
Charlotte: What do আপনি say we go back to Captain D's for dinner?
Johnny: Very good. I'm buying.
Charlotte: *Laughs*
And just before they started walking back to the restaurant, পুডিংবিশেষ and Johnny kissed.
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 27, 2019
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