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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: নমস্কার Master Sword, পরবর্তি time আপনি interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody-
Tom: Did আপনি hear what I said?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No.
Tom: I told আপনি not to interrupt me without a warning. Also, don't try to steal my job. Today's crossover parody, Little Red Robin Hood.
Audience: HA! *Laughing*
Master Sword: Little Red Riding ঘোমটা gets a bow & arrow, and robs everyone she sees.
Audience: *Laughing*

Little Red Robin ঘোমটা

Starring Tom Foolery as Robin ঘোমটা
Master Sword as Little John
Applebloom as Little Red Riding ঘোমটা
Granny Smith as herself
Saten Twist as "The নেকড়ে of Trottingham"
Cosmic রামধনু as Prince John
Snow Wonder as Maiden Marianne

One দিন in the forests of Trottingham, Little Red Riding ঘোমটা was going to her grandma.

Little Red Riding Hood: *Walking through the forest of Trottingham with a basket*
নেকড়ে Of Trottingham: *Walking through the forest* I am the best sheriff in Trottingham.. Well, actually, I'm the only sheriff in Trottingham, because everyone else that works for the law is a constable.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: *Passes the sheriff*
নেকড়ে of Trottingham: Stop right there!
Little Red Riding Hood: Ah!!
নেকড়ে Of Trottingham: দ্বারা order of Prince John, আপনি must give me everything in that basket.
Little Red Riding Hood: Why don't আপনি just take the basket away from me? Why do আপনি have to tell me that something is getting stolen?
Audience: *Laughing*
নেকড়ে Of Trottingham: Good question. I'll make sure to ask-
Little Red Riding Hood: *Runs away*
নেকড়ে Of Trottingham: She did not just do that.
Audience: *Laughing*
নেকড়ে Of Trottingham: Oh well. I'll just get there first দ্বারা breaking the 4th wall, which is something that goes on a lot in this show.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*

At Little Red Riding Hood's house

Little Red Riding Hood: Grandma? I got আপনি something.
নেকড়ে Of Trottingham: *Disguised as grandma* What is it dear?
Little Red Riding Hood: Wait a second. আপনি ain't grandma.
নেকড়ে Of Trottingham: Damnit! *Gets out of disguise* How did আপনি know it was me?
Little Red Riding Hood: Because there's only one টাট্টু who can make great disguises

Robin ঘোমটা was disgused as Little Red Riding ঘোমটা throughout this entire story.

Audience: *Cheering*
নেকড়ে Of Trottingham: আপনি won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
নেকড়ে Of Trottingham: আপনি won't get away, because Prince John is here...
Prince John: *Walks in with Maiden Marianne as hostage*
নেকড়ে Of Trottingham: With the প্রণয় of your life.
Tom: Nice try, but Prince John is actually...
Little John: *Takes off his Prince John costume*
Audience: *Laughing*
Robin Hood: Little John.
নেকড়ে Of Trottingham: Uh oh. *Runs away*
Little John: That was great. He won't screw with us anymore.
Robin Hood: আপনি two were terrific. *Hugs Maiden Marianne* Especially you. *Kisses her*
Audience: *Clapping*

The End

On the পরবর্তি part of this episode

Mortomis gets a job.

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on রাস্তা corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing পরবর্তি to Double Scoop*
Tom: আরো ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands পরবর্তি to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 19: Perhaps This Wasn't A Good Idea

Sean was walking with Tom, and Master Sword through town.

Sean: So I start to ignore him, but he keeps asking me, what does the শিয়াল say?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That must be very annoying.
Sean: আপনি don't know the half of it. Anyway, the bus driver hears him, and after he says what does the শিয়াল say for his twentieth time, the bus driver tells him, the শিয়াল says shut up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Laughs* What did he do after that?
Sean: He explained to the bus driver that he was asking me a question. The driver then says, that hedgehog is ignoring you, and I don't blame him.
Master Sword: And then?
Sean: Shortly after that, I tell the শিয়াল obsessed bastard that he's so loud, everyone in Manehattan can hear him.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I feel sorry for those ponies in Manehattan.

Mortomis arrived, looking very pleased with himself.

Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: আপনি murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Saten Twist does that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: আপনি bought a gun.
Mortomis: No. I already got twelve of those.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: আপনি গাউন a Cadillac?
Mortomis: Close, I গাউন a Buick.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Is that what আপনি wanted to tell us?
Mortomis: No. What I did was get a job as a cashier.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Really?
Sean: That's the worst job imaginable!
Mortomis: আপনি say that now, but when I become a billionaire, you'll be sorry.
Tom: How the hell are আপনি going to make that amount of money?
Mortomis: Are আপনি idiots, অথবা what? I can take the money out of the cash register when nopony is looking.
Audience: Oooh!
Sean: Your manager will count the money, and know it's missing.
Mortomis: আপনি worry too much. I'm gonna get a lot of money, and no one will know about it. *Checks his watch* Speaking of which, I better get going. *Runs away*
Sean: Is he always a nutcase?
Tom: Only on Thursdays.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic রামধনু as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Previously, everyone in F Troop was alerted of the arrival of a colonel. The soldiers want to please the colonel, but things aren't going well.

Corporal Agarn, and Sargent O' Rourke rode humans to the Hikawi Camp.

Chief Wild Eagle: What can I do for you?
Sargent O' Rourke: We want to pretend we're buying land from your tribe in order to impress this colonel visiting us.
Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, so why don't we make it real?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: But Chief, আপনি don't gain any money when giving your land away to us.
Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, but I will make price fair. I pay আপনি $24, and a bottle of booze.
Sargent O' Rourke: Now wait a মিনিট Chief, you're out of line.
Chief Wild Eagle: Seems fair to me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: আপনি ponies buy entire island of Manehattan for same price.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh it was a lousy deal Chief. In a hundred years অথবা so, it won't be worth a nickel.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: No, ponies are very smart about real estate. Remember when আপনি first come here? *Leans down to pick up a stick, and slowly waves it through the air* This once Hikawi Territory, then আপনি barge in, and make us divide our land. *Hits himself in the head with the stick, and breaks it in half*
Audience: *Laughing*

While Agarn, and the sarge were gone, Captain Parmenter had his troops lined up.

Captain Parmenter: Where is Agarn, and O' Rourke?
Corporal Duffy: Maybe they went to bring me the Alamo!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Dobbs: There's no way two ponies could lift that up দ্বারা their selves.
Corporal Duffy: Why not? I could.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: *Arrives* Attention, I am the টাট্টু inspecting your fort. I am Colonel Yorning.
Captain Parmenter: Good morning Yorning.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: *Counting soldiers* আপনি ব্যক্ত that আপনি had twelve soldiers here, correct?
Captain Parmenter: Yes, why?
Colonel Yorning: I see that two of your soldiers are missing.
Captain Parmenter: Oh, Sargent O' Rourke, and Corporal Agarn are missing.
Colonel Yorning: Why are they missing?
Captain Parmenter: They went to buy আরো land for our fort from a group of Indians.

Just then, the two soldiers returned.

Captain Parmenter: Sargent, how did it go?
Sargent O' Rourke: Not good Captain. They didn't give us any land.
Colonel Yorning: Ha!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: But they did give us twelve bottles of scotch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: Well, that's even better. I'll take eight of your bottles, and put in a good প্রতিবেদন for Fort Courage.
Captain Parmenter: Deal.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the ভেঁপু poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning আপনি Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

Up next, it's The Movie Studio

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic রামধনু as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

The বছর is 1927. Louis has been starring in films for MGM for two years.

Director Nick: Alright Louis, I want আপনি to follow the Rolls Royce. Tobias is going to coast down the hill, and আপনি have to stop him.
Louis: *Dressed as a police pony* What's my line?
Director Nick: আপনি have no lines.
Louis: I gotta have one. I know there won't be any sound, but a cop has to say something.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Don't say anything, and stop Tobias in the car.
Louis: I can do that.
Director Nick: Good. *Goes behind the camera, and talks in a megaphone* And action!!

The band played this song: link

Tobias: *Goes down the পাহাড় in his car*
Louis: *Running down the পাহাড় as fast as he can*
Director Nick: Good, good. Tobias, slow down once আপনি get close to the Railroad crossing, then turn left.
Tobias: *Slows down, and turns left onto the train tracks*
Director Nick: Fantastic. Louis, get in that car.
Louis: *Jumps onto the car, and opens the door, but falls down*
Audience: Oh!
Director Nick: Cut.
Tobias: *Stops*
Band: *Stops playing their music*
Louis: *Gets up*
Director Nick: Louis, are আপনি okay?
Louis: I think so.
Director Nick: Alright. আপনি need to keep your balance when standing on the car.
Louis: I'm not good at multi tasking.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Director Nick: Alright, let's take this scene from the top.
Leah: *Arrives* Telegram sir.
Director Nick: *Reads the telegram* Oh shit.
Leah: Everything okay?
Director Nick: চলচ্চিত্র are starting to be filmed with sound.
Leah: How is that possible?
Director Nick: Don't ask me, I just found out about it!
Audience: *Light laughter*
Louis: *Arrives* What's the problem Nick?
Director Nick: We need to get cameras that can record sound while filming.
Louis: How is that possible?
Director Nick: Don't ask me, I just found out about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: *Arrives* Are we ready for the পরবর্তি scene yet?
Louis: Not yet Connor. We just got some big news.
Director Nick: It is now possible to record চলচ্চিত্র with sound.
Connor: How is that possible?
Louis: Don't ask Nick, he just found out about it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: I was asking you.
Louis: I just found out about it as well.
Director Nick: Alright, we need to get new cameras, brand new ones.

The পরবর্তি day.

Director Nick: Alright, we're gonna do this just like we did yesterday, minus the falling off the car.
Audience: *Light laughing*
Louis: Do I have any lines this time?
Director Nick: What did I just say? We're doing this just like we did yesterday, and yesterday I told আপনি আপনি had no lines.
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: Tobias has a line.
Director Nick: No he doesn't.
Louis: Yeah he does. He has a railway line. To drive on.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Let's সরানো on.

Everyone got in their places, and Director Nick shouted out...

Director Nick: Action!

The band played this song: link

Tobias: *Goes down the পাহাড় in his car*
Louis: *Running down the পাহাড় as fast as he can*
Tobias: *Slows down, and turns left onto the train tracks*
Louis: *Jumps onto the car, and opens the door*
Director Nick: We're making progress now.
Tobias: *Gets a flat tire, and gets the car stuck on the train tracks*
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Cut!

Everyone stopped what they were doing.

Director Nick: Okay, how did that happen?
Tobias: I don't know, but it could be worse.
Train Driver: *Blows the whistle of his train*
Louis: It's worse.
Audience: *Laughing*

They ran away from the car, and saw it get hit দ্বারা a train.

Tobias: Aw man! There goes a luxurious automobile, wasted.

Up next, Mortomis continues stealing money from cash registers.

Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did আপনি get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist: আপনি know being a cashier is stupid, right?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Somepony has to do it.
Saten Twist: Fair enough.
Ponies: *Forming a line behind Saten Twist* Hurry up with your বিস্কুট asshole!
Saten Twist: Go buy আরো shit আপনি don't need, and get poor আপনি dicks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that আপনি know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your বিস্কুট will double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Leaves*
Mortomis: *Looks at the বিস্কুট he left behind* Oh well. I heard these were good. Next?
Pony: *Arrives* I have six bananas, five boxes of Lucky Charms, a hotwheels Camaro, four pieces of chicken, and season 7 of Ponies On The Rails on DVD.
Mortomis: Okay, let's see how much that costs.
Manager: *Arrives* অথবা not.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mortomis: What?
Manager: Come with me, and you'll find out what I'm talking about.
Mortomis: Can I deal with this customer first?
Manager: No.
Audience: *Light laughter*

They went into the manager's office.

Manager: I heard rumors that আপনি have been stealing money from our cash registers. Is this true?
Mortomis: It's a rumor, it's not supposed to be true.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: Okay আপনি two, come in.
Tom & Master Sword: *Arrives*
Mortomis: What are আপনি two doing here?
Tom: We videotaped আপনি before Saten arrived.
Mortomis: He was in on this?
Master Sword: No, he would have recreated Pearl Harbor if we let him যোগদান us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: These two sent me a video of আপনি during work. I saw it, and I am not happy.
Mortomis: I know, cut to the chase, and let me get back to work.
Audience: *Lightly laughing*
Manager: আপনি গাউন money from our cash registers. আপনি are fired.
Mortomis: Excuse me for a moment while I get my Tommygun.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up next, it's the bloopers.

Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the মাস is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০ is responsible for making bad গাধা reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.

--

নেকড়ে Of Trottingham: আপনি won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
নেকড়ে Of Trottingham: আপনি won't get away, because Prince John is here...
Prince John: *Walks in with Maiden Marianne as hostage*
নেকড়ে Of Trottingham: With the প্রণয় of your life.
Tom: Nice try, but Prince John is actually...
Mortomis: *Takes off his Prince John costume*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wrong actor!!

---

Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: আপনি murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Chuck Norris does that.
Sean: NO ONE GIVES A F*CK ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*

Take 2

Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: আপনি murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Saten Twist does that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: আপনি bought a gun.
Mortomis: No. I already got twelve of those.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: আপনি গাউন a Cadillac?
Mortomis: Close, I গাউন a Bugatti. *Sings* I woke up in a new bugatti.
Director: Cut!

---

Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, but I will make price fair. I pay আপনি $24, and a bottle of booze.
Sargent O' Rourke: Now wait a মিনিট Chief, you're out of line.
Chief Wild Eagle: Seems fair to me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: আপনি ponies buy entire island of Manehattan for same price.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh it was a lousy deal Chief. In a hundred years অথবা so, it won't be worth a nickel.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: No, ponies are very smart about real estate. Remember when আপনি first come here? *Leans down to pick up a stick, and slowly waves it through the air* This once Hikawi Territory, then আপনি barge in, and make us divide our land. *Hits himself in the head with the stick three times, but it doens't break* যীশু christ!
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Director Nick: Good. *Goes behind the camera, and talks in a megaphone* And action!!

The band played this song: link

Tobias: *Goes down the পাহাড় in his car*
Louis: *Running down the পাহাড় as fast as he can*
Director Nick: Good, good. Tobias, slow down once আপনি get close to the Railroad crossing, then turn left.
Tobias: *Slows down, and turns left onto the train tracks*
Director Nick: Fantastic. Louis, get in that car.
Louis: *Jumps onto the car, and opens the door, but falls down* It's a blooper inside a blooper!

Everyone started to laugh.

---

Director Nick: Alright, we're gonna do this just like we did yesterday, minus the falling off the car.
Audience: *Light laughing*
Louis: Do I have any lines this time?
Director Nick: What did I just say? We're doing this just like we did yesterday, and yesterday, aw f**k I forgot my line.

---

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket* I am now going to make a copy of the one hundred dollar bill I recieved. *Pulls out seven one hundred dollar bills* Shit, that's too many!

---

Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that আপনি know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your বিস্কুট will double.
Saten Twist: *Runs away with the cookies*

The End

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Part 4 - but still in no particular order

61.
Name: John Hannah (Actor)
From: The Mummy/Sliding Doors
Character: Johnathan/James
Attraction: His scottish accent even though I know he doesn't have it in The Mummy - I still like him



62.
Name: Calvin Harris (Singer)
Attraction: His voice - when I heard I'm Not Alone I just couldn't get enough of it - his voice was just beautiful to me. Alas, he is also Scottish



63.
Name: Jonas Altberg (Singer)
From: Basshunter
Attraction: Well just look at those gorgeous eyes



64.
Name: Mark Strong (Actor)
From: Stardust
Character: Septimus
Attraction: I suppose...
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1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are আপনি doing?", say, "What are আপনি doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the পালঙ্ক until আপনি give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...
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60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. কুইন Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS
posted by blaise_jez
I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R এল-মৃত্যু পত্র Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall দেওয়াল and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 সেকেন্ড and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....
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Source: গুগুল
The List

1. Throw ভুট্টার খই in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can আপনি fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling ভুট্টার খই that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get ভুট্টার খই yell, “I’m...
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1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last বছর met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the শীর্ষ of a গগনচুম্বী it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued দ্বারা the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most জনপ্রিয় domestic trip activity দ্বারা American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started লেখা it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if আপনি don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest আপনি don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your বন্ধু and either forget all about us অথবা tell a story about the hideous freak আপনি met tonight. আপনি don’t know me, if আপনি did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have বন্ধু - except my brother....
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to প্রণয় Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to প্রণয় every day.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are আপনি talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, আপনি have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond]...
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Canada is finally getting footage on ইউটিউব so can I do this way better than from last time I put this article..

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd আপনি leave the toilet আসন up?
Peele: দুশ্চরিত্রা WHY WAS আপনি LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do আপনি even WANT to hang out!?...
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I'll do my best not to give out spoilers.. Would be hard though...


#1: JOHN MARSTON:
 "Give the Devil my regards."
"Give the Devil my regards."


Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.

When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" দ্বারা comparison.

I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...
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Beauty and talent don't always go hand and hand, but Natalie Wood was a perfect example of both. When I last made my তালিকা of "Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived" I put Natalie at like number six অথবা something...Boy, was I stupid! I've been watching some of her চলচ্চিত্র lately and I couldn't get over what a knock-out she was. She is definitely number one! She had such beautiful dark hair, big doe eyes, pretty lips, an adorable nose, a heavenly complexion, and a perfect body. I've been having her in my dreams lately...I've got a huge crush on her! The other night, I was dreaming about her and...
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When we watch a show, we enjoy characters for their heroic actions, ব্রেভ hearts, and winning personalities. We like them basically because of the kind, sweet people that they are. Well...THIS IS NOT THAT LIST. This তালিকা is about the characters who are known (and even celebrated) as downright jerks. Granted, most of these characters do have good hearts but what makes them memorable is their extremely flawed personalities. Whether it be cockiness, grouchiness, racism, অথবা just bossiness. These characters have a place in our hearts despite their unpleasant personalities, because we just can't help but like them.
 10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".
10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".
 9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".
9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".
 8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
 7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".
7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".
 6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".
6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".
 5. Miss Finster from "Recess".
5. Miss Finster from "Recess".
 4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".
4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".
 3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".
3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".
 2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".
2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".
 1. ফ্রেড Flintstone from "The Flintstones".
1. Fred Flintstone from "The Flintstones".
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 Welcome to my list! ^__^
Welcome to my list! ^__^
Ah, the Sega Genesis. Such a classic video game system that so many of us played when we were just kids, and it's time I started প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে some appreciation for this fantastic system.

But before I do, for those of আপনি who aren't familiar with the console, the Sega Genesis was released দ্বারা sega around the late 80's and was meant to compete with Nintendo, and it actually WORKED!

Yes I ব্যক্ত that, another human being company actually had a chance to beat Nintendo.

My reaction: &*#!$%*@&%$&@*W$%&@!!!!!!!!!!!!

But to avoid wasting my time and for আপনি to get আরো detailed information, just...
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